/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11851248]

>accidentally overcook an entire pound of bacon

[Anonymous No.11851252]

>>11851248
:(

is it totally burned?

[Anonymous No.11851256]

>>11851248
>Go to pour the grease from the pan
>Accidently throw the whole lb into the sink
OH OKAY VISHNU GUESS I JUST WASTED TWO HOURS THATS FINE

[Anonymous No.11851258]

>>11851252
I just ate a piece. It's not completely inedible, but it does taste more like crackling than it does bacon.

[Anonymous No.11851260]

that's what you get for eating pork you stupid infidel

[Anonymous No.11851264]

>>11851258
It's usually okay if you eat it with something else then, like on an egg sandwich or crumble it up to add to beans.

[Anonymous No.11851276]

it's ok anon. bacon is surprisingly hard to get right. it keeps cooking out of the pan more than basically anything
crumble it up

[Anonymous No.11851282]

>>11851276
>he doesn’t run cold water over his bacon to stop it from cooking.

[Anonymous No.11851298]

you faggots need to stop buying cheap garbage bacon

[Anonymous No.11851315]

>>11851248
yum

[Anonymous No.11851318]

>>11851298
>expensive bacon can never be overcooked

[Anonymous No.11851393]

>>11851248
That's OK. I used to work at a place where we would cook 10 lbs boxes of bacon all at once in a giant convection bread oven. And people would forget to turn the timer on all the time and burn the shit out of the bacon. If it wasn't to bad we used it as crumbled bacon and made Caesar salad a feature item.

[Anonymous No.11851398]

>>11851248
A sign from Allah

[Anonymous No.11851412]

>>11851298
It was Costco bacon. Not terribly cheap. I just left it in the oven too long.

[Anonymous No.11851449]

>>11851412
Tell us more about your experiments with ze bacon und ze oven Hanz

[Anonymous No.11852588]

>>11851449
I prefer oven baking bacon. Not in a drip pan. It cooks in its own fat and it's awesome. You have to pat it down more, but I think it comes out better. When I do it correctly and don't overcook it, anyway.

[Anonymous No.11852598]

>>11852588
>You have to pat it down more

[Anonymous No.11852616]

>>11851256
hey bud don't pour grease down the drain

[Anonymous No.11852630]

>>11851248

[Anonymous No.11852655]

>>11852588
Don’t you get literally the same result with pan cooked bacon?

Just toss on a pile of paper towels and let it dry like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.11852671]

>>11852598
>>11852655
>he doesn't degrease his pizza

[Anonymous No.11852690]

>>11852671
I don’t bake my own pizza, pleb. I wouldn’t know if it was degreased, probably not considering I choose patrician salami over pepperoni.

[Anonymous No.11852764]

>>11852616
why tho

[Anonymous No.11852779]

>>11852655
>>11852671
If you want the bacon fat to end up in paper towels, just go the microwave route for less cleanup.
Honestly the only reason I ever buy bacon is when its part of a larger recipe, and the fat in the pan is always used.

[Anonymous No.11853299]

>>11852764
It can solidify in your pipes and fuck them up.

[Anonymous No.11853396]

>>11851398
Allah is a child rapist.

[Anonymous No.11853505]

>>11852764
it doesn't matter if you're renting

[Anonymous No.11853572]

>>11852655
Not in my experience. Plus, cooking a pan is messier.

[Anonymous No.11853585]

>>11852764
It's socially irresponsible.

[Anonymous No.11853620]

>>11852764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-1tAolsas0

But hey, not my problem!

[Anonymous No.11853624]

>>11851248
Vegan

[Anonymous No.11853627]

bacon tastes better microwaved

[Anonymous No.11853628]

>>11853585
I knew a man who would parrot this one idea like it made him sound so aware and funny i fucking hated him. Reddit incarnate

[Anonymous No.11854607]

>>11851248
>accidentally overcook hiroshima

[Anonymous No.11854613]

>>11851248
>accidentally Feeded a whole Seed (formerly unseeded)

[Anonymous No.11854617]

>>11853628
When society collapses, it will be the uncaring NPC simpletons like yourself that will be caught off-guard the most, and you'll be among the first to be hanged high.

[Anonymous No.11855842]

>bacon

shiggy

[Anonymous No.11855868]

I just converted from virgin-tier trying to cook bacon in flat strips to Chad-tier cooking in a big wad and just keeping it moving. Vastly superior method. More consistent, gets crispy way before it starts burning. It's got a good beat, and it's easy to dance to. I give it a 9, Dick.

[Anonymous No.11856137]

>>11855868
kek

[Anonymous No.11857014]

In early 1986 I worked at a restaurant where one of the cooks would regularly burn trays of bacon in the oven We called it "Shuttle Bacon" in honor of the Space Shuttle Challenger.

[Anonymous No.11857032]

>>11854617
>Grrr, I can't wait until society collapses so I can kill everyone who annoys me.
Literally uniroincally seething.

[Anonymous No.11857131]

>>11857014
chefs never change ey

[Anonymous No.11858348]

>>11852630
cook it in the oven and it won't shrink
it's how restaurants do it

[Anonymous No.11858378]

The pizza shop next door serves footlong sandwiches too, their pizza is some very good thin crust but I've seen them put the bacon in the microwave when putting it on footlongs, hopefully they dont do that shit with the bacon they put on pizzas.

How heretic is that ?

[Anonymous No.11858923]

>>11858348
how does that work
also whenever I cook it (always have used a pan) the middle cooks way faster than the sides and I end up with barely cook sides and cooked to fuck middle.

[Anonymous No.11858924]

>>11858378
I cook my bacon in the microwave sometimes when I don't feel like cooking it on the stove.
It honestly comes out fine, just less fatty I guess since all the grease is absorbed in the paper towels, unless they don't use paper towels.

[Anonymous No.11858940]

>>11852690
>doesn't bake his own pizza
>calls others pleb
pleb

[Anonymous No.11859093]

>2018 + 1
>not grilling your bacon

[Anonymous No.11859126]

>>11857014
Challenger was ‘89

[Anonymous No.11859593]

>>11859126
No. 28 JAN 1986. I was there.