1.33 Billion Chicken Wings To Be Eaten On Super Bowl Sunday

[Anonymous No.11850960]

RIP cluck clucks.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/geoffwilliams/2017/01/30/1-33-billion-chicken-wings-to-be-eaten-on-super-bowl-sunday-and-more-food-factoid-fun/#6cbae03b4a49

[Anonymous No.11850965]

>>11850960
Will trum sav them ?

[Anonymous No.11850988]

Birds Are Very Delicious

[Anonymous No.11850990]

>almost protein
>mostly bone
>rest is skin and fat
Why do people crave this shit? There is a reason it was left to the slaves.

[Anonymous No.11851007]

>>11850990
>rest is skin and fat
Crispy, fatty, what's not to love, and it's more of a social thing. Just like picking crabs with a group of friends or family.

[Anonymous No.11851884]

>>11850960

Will these stupid cucks ever evolve to become poisonous to us? We kill billions yearly. Surely this would speed up the evolutionary process??

[Anonymous No.11851894]

>>11850988
>88
#BAVD

[Anonymous No.11851911]

>>11851884
(((They))) ask the same questions about you

[Anonymous No.11851914]

>>11851884
>Will these stupid cucks ever evolve to become poisonous to us? We kill billions yearly. Surely this would speed up the evolutionary process??
Evolution doesn't care if you die. Evolution is about the way selective pressures determine which organisms reproduce and what traits form from their selection. If anything we're artificially making these chicken wildly successful in an evolutionary sense by breeding them in such large numbers.

[Anonymous No.11851935]

>>11851914

Life uh.... uh.... finds a way

[Anonymous No.11851948]

>>11850960
There are waaaay to many chickens on earth

[Autonymous No.11851962]

when will science invent chickens with four wings?

[Anonymous No.11852038]

>>11851962
KFC's farms actually have some mutant ass chickens.

[Autonymous No.11852067]

>>11852038
sauce?

[Anonymous No.11852073]

Prep.

RIPieces, yard birds.

[Anonymous No.11852080]

>>11852067
1 cup Frank's red hot
2 Tbsp melted butter
Whisk
Brush on cooked wings
5 min at 350
Brush on
5 min
Brush on
5 min
Serve.

[Anonymous No.11852082]

>>11852073
>Rest In Peace ieces
retards be all over my board

[Autonymous No.11852086]

>>11852080
baste and red sauced

[Anonymous No.11852112]

>>11850960
>Americans will buy 12.5 million pizzas on Super Bowl Sunday
>Americans are set to eat 1.33 billion chicken wings
>Americans are drinking 325 million gallons of beer during the weekend of the big game.
>Americans will eat almost 200 million pounds of avocados during the Super Bowl

do americans really?

[Anonymous No.11852117]

>>11851962
We raise so many that you're bound to find the odd one. I've seen some baby chicks with two heads or an extra leg and shit at a broiler shed, the worker just broke their necks because they wouldn't likely survive. I think at the hatcheries they cull any mutants as well, so those were just a couple that slipped through. We're talking about maybe 50,000 chickens at a time arriving to a shed and a lot of farms will have several of them

[Anonymous No.11852120]

>>11852112
Fuck off. God bless America!

[Autonymous No.11852121]

>>11852112
the real question is do north koreans think that this is the best time to strike?

[Anonymous No.11852127]

>>11852112
>325 million gallons of beer during the weekend of the big game.
>1 gallon per person of the population of the US
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.11852134]

>>11852112
Yes, one single American will eat all of that. It's quite impressive actually.

[Anonymous No.11852141]

>>11852127
only 104 million watch it so 3 gallons per person get drinking

[Anonymous No.11852148]

>>11852112
S E E T H I N G

[Anonymous No.11852151]

>>11852112
103 million viewers

12.5M pizza = 27,500,000,000 ÷ 103M = 266 cal
1.33B wings = 93,100,000,000 ÷ 103M = 903 cal
325M gallons of beer = 338,000,000,000 ÷ 103M = 3,281 cal
200M lbs of avacado = 141,200,000,000 ÷103M = 1,370 cal

Therefroe we can deduce the average american will consume about 5,820 calories during the 2 hour game

[Autonymous No.11852155]

>>11852117
it's pretty extraordinary to think of how many are slaughtered on a daily basis, and how many of those slaughtered are disposed of because they didn't get eaten. such wasted life.
if we could engineer chickens with six wings then that would minimize the slaughter rates. or if we could merge a chicken with a lizard that can grow back it's limbs then we might not have to kill any. holy shit we have to do this!

[Anonymous No.11852156]

>>11852141
It says over the weekend and doesn't specify that it's game related.

There's only 8 pints per gallon.

[Anonymous No.11852170]

>>11852112
lol, must suck to be in a 3rd world where you gotta wait in breadlines. Americans literally can NEVER go hungry.

[Anonymous No.11852195]

>>11852155
The industry doesn't really waste much they'll end up as pet food or fertilizer or something, maybe the worker will feed them to his pigs. Even the dirty saw dust gets trucked off to be used

[Anonymous No.11852206]

>>11852170
Americans are eating a pound of guacamole today, each. Fuck you commies

[Autonymous No.11852245]

>>11852206
what happens to all of those avocado seeds?

[Anonymous No.11852299]

>>11852195
After-plate food waste is ENORMOUS. In america anone it could feed like all of sub saharam Africa or something.
If post-plate food waste were a country it would be like the #6 producer of CO2
I get your point about the industry recapturing resources and by/co-products, but food waste is a huge sink of resources and opportunity cost.

[Anonymous No.11852300]

>>11850960
Vegan here. This genocide is upon your hands, carnists.

[Anonymous No.11852320]

>>11852299
Fuck off chicken little with your college retard anti science fear mongering

[Autonymous No.11852330]

>>11852299
based point maker

[Anonymous No.11852338]

>>11852300
There's more chickens every day, soon they will outnumber us 3 to 1, if we don't kill them they'll soon take over as the dominant species on this planet

[Anonymous No.11852382]

>>11850960
>1.33
How can it be an odd number, chickens have 2 wings

[Anonymous No.11852388]

>>11852382
That's even, dude.

[Anonymous No.11852392]

>>11852073
over crowded, won't properly crisp because the bottoms will be simmering in their own juices

[Anonymous No.11852417]

>>11852320
Care to flesh out your point a little more?

[Anonymous No.11853541]

>>11852382
wut.

[Anonymous No.11853549]

>>11851884
The exact reverse is happening. We're breeding them to be bigger and tastier, and have been ever since we domesticated them. And even then, they'll be obsolete the moment we figure out how to economically mass-produce synthetic chicken meat, saving us a hell of a lot of money and space.

[Anonymous No.11853552]

>>11850960
If only they had four wings...

[Anonymous No.11853554]

>>11852134
KEK

[Anonymous No.11853719]

>>11853552
Would you love to watch these mutants pecked to pieces by the other chickens, they will even do it to a black one let alone something fumbling around on the floor with an extra arm

[Anonymous No.11853741]

>>11851007
a fellow pozzer I see

[Anonymous No.11853764]

>>11853552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FoaomccQJY
DOUBLE IT

[Anonymous No.11854664]

>>11851884
We have supplanted natural selection pressures entirely with the advent of gene modification. With the help of crispr cas9 we can expect to see some ridiculously meaty animals in the coming years by literally editing the genes of our livestock (significantly speeding up our constant march towards bulkier biological meat machines).

>>11853549
Chemically 3d printing meat may never be more economical than letting bioengineered chickens produce it, that said it would be much better for the environment and would remove that pesky moral dilemma of horrible living conditions and systematic slaughter of living things with nociception. Now that I've just thought of it, we could genetically hijack fish to produce more chicken-like meat to skirt that moral problem.

[Anonymous No.11854703]

>>11852382
lmao

[Anonymous No.11854711]

>>11850960
When's the super bowl?

[Anonymous No.11854712]

What is the best type of food and the best kind of restaurant for someone who hates the NFL and does not think and wants to avoid the super bowl?

[Anonymous No.11854713]

>>11851914
Lots of modern plants and animals cannot reproduce naturally in their current state, so they'll degenerate until they can. Corn is one example.

[Anonymous No.11854719]

>>11852151
>the 2 hour game

[Anonymous No.11854721]

>>11852112
>Americans are drinking 325 million gallons of beer during the weekend of the big game.
That's a gallon per person!

[Anonymous No.11854732]

>>11854712
IHOB

[Anonymous No.11854794]

[Anonymous No.11854804]

>>11851007
That makes it sound so much worse

[Anonymous No.11854808]

>>11854712
Kek. Come to my restaurant. We're going to be dead today.

[Anonymous No.11854856]

>>11854664
>Chemically 3d printing meat may never be more economical than letting bioengineered chickens produce it, that said it would be much better for the environment and would remove that pesky moral dilemma of horrible living conditions and systematic slaughter of living things with nociception
Can't you just breed headless chicken?

[Anonymous No.11854861]

I'm thinking of going out and grabbing something before i watch and shitpost on /sp/ tonight, because I don't feel like having leftovers.
What should I get?

[Anonymous No.11854907]

Thank you for your sacrifice today, bird of gains

[Anonymous No.11854932]

>>11854856
Brains are pretty important for staying alive, not just for abstract thought and motor function. Your heart and lungs take autonomic signals from the brain to function. Maybe it's possible to decentralize that and move the job to the spine but it would be like reverse engineering a whole creature as opposed to just tweaking a few of a creature's stats.

[Anonymous No.11854943]

based pepe dabbing on the incel 4chanellers

[Anonymous No.11855026]

>>11854932
>Your heart and lungs take autonomic signals from the brain to function.
>Maybe it's possible to decentralize that and move the job to the spine
Why overcomplicate it with adding new functionality to the spine instead of just leaving the brain stem and taking everything else out?

[Anonymous No.11855261]

Drums > Flats

[Anonymous No.11855274]

>>11852117
Reminds me of The Matrix

[Anonymous No.11855275]

>>11850960
Good. One step closer to eradicating the feathered menace.

[The HotWing Man No.11855296]

people like their wings

[Anonymous No.11855344]

>>11855296
Looks overcooked

[Anonymous No.11855366]

>>11855261

Drums = quantity
Flats = quality

[Anonymous No.11855651]

>>11855366
Drums = easy to eat
Flats = more trouble than it's worth

[Anonymous No.11855662]

>not liking wings
Picky, babyish taste in food

>preferring drums to flats
terrible taste, unable to appreciate the perfect balance of fat and protein that flats offer

[Anonymous No.11856008]

I dont get Super Bwl, it's like 10% actual playing while rest is ads, interviews, ads, replays of epic moments, ads and more ads.

[Anonymous No.11856014]

My wife is bartending at Buffalo Wild Wings right now; the chicken consumption has already started. Wish her luck /ck/ frens

[Anonymous No.11856272]

>>11856014
I hope your wife gets fucked hard by a real man in the bathroom so that you can eat his cum out of her pussy.

[Anonymous No.11856744]

>>11852382
do americans even math? no wonder they're so fat.

[Anonymous No.11856755]

>>11855651
>doesn't know the one bite pinch of a flat is easier than the drum

[Anonymous No.11856825]

>>11855026
>>11854932
>>11854856
That reminds me of this
https://www.wired.com/2012/02/headless-chicken-solution/

[Anonymous No.11856841]

>>11856825
>After this "desensitization," the chickens could then be stacked into huge urban farms with around 1,000 chickens hooked up to large vertical frames – a little like the network of pods the humans are connected to in The Matrix. The feet of the chickens would also be removed in order to pack more in. There could be dozens of these frames in the vertical farming system, which Ford refers to as the Centre for Unconscious Farming. Food, water and air would be delivered via a network of tubes and excrement would be removed in the same way. This technique could achieve a density of around 11.7 chickens per cubic meter instead of the current 3.2 chickens achieved in broiler houses.

[Anonymous No.11857335]

>>11852086
Kek underrated

[Anonymous No.11858043]

>>11850960
I did my part, bro. Had to buy food for my workplace Super Bowl party today (for the entire site, it wasn’t a potluck) and instead of buying a ton of chicken wings from the store to go with the pizzas I bought a bunch of cauliflower and baby carrots with dip. Fuck those ungrateful carnivores.

[Anonymous No.11858046]

>>11850990
>>11851007
It’s the flavorful sauces more than the meat.

[Anonymous No.11858066]

>>11850960
The party I went to only had chicken wings to eat but none of them at all were boneless. So stupid. So my grand contribution to this was zero.

[Anonymous No.11858556]

>>11852082
Kys yourself.

[Anonymous No.11859457]

>>11851884
Nigger what? That's not how evolution works.

[Anonymous No.11859463]

>>11859457
Hard R eh? Must be from bama