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11849031 No.11849031 [Reply] [Original]

Some people take mutivitamins. For me, it's the 1AM bed salad.

>> No.11849041

I bet you sleep with crumbs in your bed

>> No.11849044

Eggs, meat, mayo and bread served on some ruccola is called a salad somewhere in the world. WOW

>> No.11849086

>>11849044
>dressed lettuce with toppings isn't considered a salad somewhere in the world
>ruccola
*somewhere in the 3rd world

>> No.11849106

>>11849031
i'm going to need 3 more eggs and 3 more slices of bread

>> No.11849320
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11849320

>eating in bed
I found some video of you OP

>> No.11849322

>>11849031
Why is your food in carton box and not a plate like normal humans? Are you homeless?

>> No.11849324

>>11849031
Nice cardboard bowl. What pattern of china is that called?

>> No.11849603

>>11849320
i've saeen this posted before but never clicked on it until now
always assumed from the thumbnail it was fat bastard
my goodness

>> No.11849609

>>11849603
I think it's the real life person the character was based on

>> No.11849622

>why can't I afford a house

>> No.11849639

>>11849031
I don't know what bed means in this context. Is this like garbage salad or some local idiom? Or are you eating leftovers in bed?

I always enjoy a wet soggy leftover salad at midnight after going out. When going somewhere like Cheesecake Factory and getting a santa fe salad. There's something yummy later with peanut dressed salad, with cold black beans, and crunchy-softened tortillas as leftovers after clubbing and getting home ravenous and needing a little something before bed or the following morning.

>> No.11850333

>>11849031
That'll be 12$ plus tip goy

>> No.11850337

>>11849609
So they had to thin him down for the movie.

>> No.11850765

>>11849622
>can't afford a house because eating salad in bed
The right has lost it's fucking mind.

>> No.11850816

>>11850765
Go bash your head in with a fire hydrant you pissant.

>> No.11850850

>>11850765
It’s frivolous spending habits like this. One 5 dollar salad isn’t why, the 5 dollar salad 5 nights a week is. Over a 1000 dollars on salads a year is a bigger problem than you think. It’s obviously not his only retarded habit. I bought a house on 12 bucks an hour because I live cheap and save/ invest.

>> No.11850858

>>11849031
Uh, but there's no bed in that salad so "bed salad" is a stupid name.

>> No.11850864

>>11849031
Do people actually order salads for delivery? What the fuck dude. I've literally never ordered a salad at a restaurant let alone for delivery. I eat a salad with every lunch at home anyways.

>> No.11850886

>>11850850
>I bought a house on 12 bucks an hour because I live cheap and save/ invest.

Living your whole life eating rice and beans just to have a house.

>> No.11850891

>>11850850
How much did that house cost.

>> No.11850910

>>11850337
yeah

>> No.11850921

>>11850864
Millennial retards are incapable of basic life functions, literally the dumbest and weakest people to ever exist

>> No.11850925

>>11850850
>only $5
You don’t live on a cost do you? Shitty salad like that’ll cost you at least 8, more like 12 in any repectable coastal city.
Same box too.

>> No.11850955

>>11850850
>5 dollars
that would be like 30 dollarydoos down here in aus land, 35 for delivery

Then again, a shitty house in a drug neighbourhood is also a million dollars, so fuck me

>> No.11850978

>>11849031
did they figure out how to grow arugula that doesn't taste like burnt plastic yet

>> No.11851075

>>11849031
That looks fucking tasty to be fair.

>> No.11851084
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11851084

Literally just eat some vegetables. You don't even have to eat a lot

>> No.11851532

>>11850886
I spend 200 at the grocery store a month for me and my fiancée. Have you heard of generic? Did you know it’s all made in the same factory as name brand for most dried products and snacks?>>11850891
My loan was approved for 100k but we settled on a 89k 2 floor 3bed 2 bath. Yes I live in flyover land, yes it’s cheap as hell and I love it. You can keep your faggots and niggers and spics and liberals. My backyard is my shooting range now that I own land in the country. Must suck to have neighbors you can see lmao

>> No.11853151

OP here. I didn't pay anything for the salad. I work in a restaurant and just threw it together before going home for free. I make more than that anon who bought a house on 12/hr, btw, and would never choose to live somewhere that flyover.

>> No.11853161

>>11851084
what is this application?

>> No.11853334

>>11851084
Eat some vegetables instead of a salad? I don't understand what you're trying to say.

>> No.11853357

>>11853161
Looks like chronometer

>> No.11853575

>>11849031
Do you live in Pueblo, Colorado?

>> No.11853601

Caesar died for your sins

>> No.11853610

>>11849320
i have to know what the source for this is. i'm disgusted yet fascinated.

>> No.11853810

>>11853610
It comes from /tv/ - the worst board after /pol/...

>> No.11854884

>>11853810
I'm with >>11853610 though. I need to know...

>> No.11854886

>>11853601
At least Caesar actually existed unlike "Jesus plz pay ur taxes".

>> No.11854895

>>11854886
Jesus actually existed and was a carpenter btw.

The whole religion thing is a different topic.