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THROW ALL BEER AN ALCOHOL AWEY WHITE GAIJIN PIGU!!!

>> No.11848129

I'm happy to throw all the alcohol away, but no way am I getting rid of the beer.

>> No.11848136

?

>> No.11848139

shes cute but shes not real

>> No.11848146

Fine, but i'm keeping my peroxide.

>> No.11848148
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11848148

>>11848120
>an alcohol

>> No.11848150

>>11848120
Why did she become so popular? Why do people listen to her?

>> No.11848151

>>11848129
?

>> No.11848158

>>11848150
Because she's [spoiler]MOMMY

>> No.11848159

>>11848150
because americans find it fascinating that someone likes to clean up and does some outrage as always

>> No.11848217

>>11848120
Stop spamming this flat faced nip cunt on every board.

>> No.11848218

>>11848150
she is a qt i love her

>> No.11848225

>>11848151
root beer? ginger beer? apple beer? grizly beer?

>> No.11848228

>>11848120
why does she have man hands?

>> No.11848237

>>11848129
fpbp

>> No.11848240

>>11848150
I hate the women they show and I'm glad they're embarrassed.

>> No.11848250

>>11848228
It's a shop, faggot.

>> No.11848254

>>11848250
no shit, sherbert

>> No.11848267
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>>11848254
I can stab you through the internet, I only choose not to!

>> No.11848274
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11848274

>>11848267
but do you like sherbert? i like sherbert.

sherbert is nice.

sherbert.

>> No.11848280

>>11848274
Never had it, I imagine it tasting like Strawberry.

>> No.11848281

>>11848120
Ha ha no. How else would I wanna fuck you?

>> No.11848291

>>11848280
there's all sorts of different flavours. like people.

>> No.11848292
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>>11848291

>> No.11848305

>>11848120
I did and it's incredibly boring

Now I'm just watching the venture Bros sober

>> No.11848399

>>11848150
because she shits on waito roastie piggus

>> No.11848402

>>11848120
Umm..first of all...
*starts unzipping*

>> No.11848405

>implying Asians aren't the most degenerate drinkers

>> No.11848406

>>11848402
oh, look! it's the VIP psychoanalyst. hi, matey.

>> No.11848409

>>11848406
Hi, John.

>> No.11848417

>>11848409
your wife should be home soon. i asked her to pick up some chinese food for you on her way home.

dratt! i've just gone and ruined the suprise. she was excelent, as usual, btw.

>> No.11848425

>>11848417
By wife you meant your mother, then yes she would be home soon.

>> No.11848437

>>11848150
People love self-help bullshit.

>> No.11848463

帰ってくれ、糞やろう

>> No.11848498

>>11848463
私は便秘だ

>> No.11848503

>>11848150
Love seein waitu piggu roasties getting btfo by a based nip queen

>> No.11848516
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>>11848120
The only jap who gets to call us white piggus is Jiro, you sideways-vagina.

>> No.11848548

>>11848150
latest fad show. People won't care about her in a year.

>> No.11848580
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11848580

Is this a people pointing fake guns thread?

>> No.11848586

>>11848120
but y?

>> No.11848596

>>11848548
Weird prediction. She's already been popular for at least five years now. Maybe more.

>> No.11848701

the funny thing about this is there's a whole country full of her
there's nothing unique about it, if you've ever had a japanese girl over your house they compulsively walk around cleaning up. It's like they can't help themselves and they seem to really enjoy it

>> No.11848710

>>11848701
Most women do that. Only complete trashbag junky types don't.

>> No.11848720
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11848720

>>11848710
You meant British women in general, right?

>> No.11848725

>>11848720
I don't know. I've never had a British woman stay the night.

>> No.11848734

>>11848701
Yeah, ingrained misogyny is a hell of a drug. Japan is such a sexist hellhole that even the women actively belittle themselves and encourage traditional patriarchal gender roles. Really sad honestly.

>>11848710
Modern western women from progressive and first world countries such as the US and Britain are woke and have freed themselves from the need to confirm to gender roles. A women doesnt need to clean, cook, be feminine, or practice hygiene to be beautiful and strong, unlike Japan.

>> No.11848743

>>11848734
I don't think it's about gender roles. It's about controlling your life. Think about every woman who you've had in your house overnight. The ones who aren't so full of drugs that they sleep all day. They try to reorganize your entire home.

>> No.11848750

>>11848734
>Modern western women from progressive and first world countries such as the US and Britain are woke and have freed themselves from the need to confirm to gender roles.
No wonder they'll look like shit and smell STDs.
Their best friends are drugs, alcohol, and suicide, not to mention they enjoy being slaved by big co-operates and their first husband government.
>A women doesnt need to clean, cook, be feminine, or practice hygiene to be beautiful and strong, unlike Japan.
Yup, you're absolutely right, modern women are men with vaginas.

>> No.11848780

>>11848720
I'd LOVE to fuck a British slag one day. Especially one with giant tits, too much makeup, soused to the gills with a broken high heel.

I'd take her home and chug cider with her until my bladder is about to explode, then I'd take her into my shower and piss-blast her giant tits while she sputters in her guttural low-speech. While she is dripping with piss I'd bend her over and raw-dog her, STDs be damned, while making her gag on four of my fingers. While she's moaning like a stoat in heat I'd pull out, spray my white sauce on her arsehole, and use it as lube while I force my way into her shitter.

Then a standard alternation of ass-to-mouth-to-ass would follow. She'd gag until her tits are covered in the warm foaming ale that brought her to my place. I'd tit fuck her and finish off on face, her makeup running and fake eyelashes becoming dislodged from my high-kinetic blast.

I'd turn on the shower, let her wash up, and take her to bed. We'd sleep off a night of booze and cooze and go out the following morning for a full breakfast. We'd exchange numbers and as much as I'd like to think it was just one crazy night with a crazy Brit scag, I wouldn't be able to forget her.

Weeks later, after a long night at the pub, I'd call my raunchy redcoat trollop under the pretence of a good fuck. This would mark the beginning of a courtship culminating in marriage and two children.

>> No.11848784

>>11848780
A true gentleman would let her sleep peacefully in his home and force feed her eggs in the morning.

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>>11848148
That meme takes me back