Share your strangest fast food experiences

[Anonymous No.11846166]

I'd have to say for me it was going to a McDonald's in the middle of the desert.

[Anonymous No.11846172]

>>11846166
>another fast food thread

[Anonymous No.11846176]

>>11846172
Based >another fast food thread poster

[Anonymous No.11846190]

Hiking on mountains and going to a shack in the middle of nowhere to find a coca-cola machine there. I don't know how transporting it was even possible

[Anonymous No.11846215]

Not fast food but
>walk into indian restaurant I pulled off google maps while on vacation
>want to gorge on indian buffet for a cheap OMAD
>walk into restaurant, smells like the place just caught on fire
>smoke everywhere, heavy burning stench
>no one is in a panic, sit down and grab some tea
>restaurant has a low ceiling and it's all painted plastered brick in bright orange and yellow, looks like a fucking cave, floor is uneven cement, it was built on a steep slope next to the bay
>looks like someone dug out a cave in minecraft 2 blocks high and scattered tables in it
>eat 3 plates while watching this straight off the boat papa yogi cooking up front, huge white beard and a giant turban
>entire ceiling is visibly drafted with smoke trails
>food was great and not burned at all
Restaurant had no windows, just the one door, so probably bad ventilation issues

[Anonymous No.11846237]

>>11846166
>Eat all this in one sitting in about 20 mins
>Still hungry an hour later

Empty calories is not a meme

[Anonymous No.11846245]

>>11846215
>OMAD
… Is memery. Consistency of protein availability is well evidenced, for musculature, in whey vs. casein results.

[Anonymous No.11846343]

>>11846245
Fuck off you retard. If you're needing to eat out (like on vacation as I said) it's cheaper to eat one meal than three. Also it's for calorie balance, because indian buffet = binge. Who the hell could even eat dinner after that? Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.11846351]

>>11846343
It depends on the vacation, but that often comes with increased energy expenditure (skiing, etc.).

[Anonymous No.11846357]

Their sweet tea is terrible. Only Cane's and Popeyes know how to do sweet tea right.

[Anonymous No.11846367]

>>11846245

[Anonymous No.11846403]

Bump

[Anonymous No.11846772]

>>11846215
>looks like someone dug out a cave in minecraft 2 blocks high and scattered tables in it
kek

[Anonymous No.11847242]

>>11846166
>On a business trip to Fayetteville, Arkansas
>Get into the hotel just before 11PM
>Ask where I can get food. The front desk tells me that the only thing around is a McDonalds just down the block, but it closes at 11, so I better get there soon.
>Run down there. Get in just before they lock the door. Put in my order.
>"You know, sir, we're just about to close, so..."
>Dreading what they say next...
>They say they have a bunch of food left over they'd just throw out anyway, so would I like it?
>Sure, I guess...
>Go back to my room with literally three large-size McDonalds bags filled with burgers, nuggets, and chicken.
>The hotel room had a fridge and a microwave, so I ate reheated free McDonalds for the whole trip.
prettyawesome.jpg

[Anonymous No.11847341]

>>11846166
>On roadtrip with friends in Croatia
>One friend convince us to go to Montenegro because "there are casinos and shit there"
> The entire country is shot to pieces in the war in the 90s and nothing is rebuilt since
> The map we bought from the nice man at the border directs us to a bridge that does not exist
> Every camping ground we find are populated by russians in permanent caravans
>Unsure if they are there on vacation or simply got left behind when Soviet collapsed
>Find a cool ass bay with a monastery out in the water
>Decide to buy food and sleep in the car like the retards from a friday 13 movie we are
>Everything within eyesight except the church looks like the fallout wasteland
>Eventually find a roadside restaurant that looks like it was built from driftwood and bullet holes
>Ran by a half blind old lady and her two sons
>Order the carp, sausage and rice stew
>We are the only people there so they sit down to eat with us
>It is some of the best food I have ever eaten
>Try in vain to recreate it to this day but it always taste like shit

If you are out there Snesana, thank you for a fantastic dinner

[Anonymous No.11847418]

>>11846166
>go to McDonald's for the first time in 10 years
>they don't serve the lunch menu yet, only breakfast
>was excited for a McChicken or Fish coupon deal
>only got a McMuffin 2 for 1 deal
>disgustingly spongy buns
>weird egg
>no sauce
>dry bacon
>kept hearing people praise McMuffins and am still baffled as to why

[Anonymous No.11847422]

Saw two arabs in suits do a business deal and sign a contract in a mcdonalds once, afterwards they shared a tray of hamburgers together.

[Anonymous No.11848259]

>>11846166
>On a business trip to Fattyville, Arkansas
>Get into the hotel just before 11 bong
>Ask where I can get to a chippy. The front desk tells me that the only place around is a thing called McDonalds just down the block, but it closes at 11, so I better get there soon.
>Run down there in record time thanks to my superior European physique. Put my foot in the entrance just before they can lock the door. Put in my order.
>"You know, sir, we're just about to close, so..."
>Inform them it is in fact one minute and 27 seconds to 11 and thus they are still 'open'...
>They say they have a bunch of food left over they'd just throw out anyway, so would I like it?
>Sure, I guess...
>Go back to my room with literally three large-size McDonalds bags filled with burgers, nuggets, and chicken.
>The hotel room had a fridge and a "microwave", so I ate reheated free McDonalds and suffered explosive diarrhea the whole trip
>phoned their manager the next day and have them fired for giving out free food

[Anonymous No.11848416]

>>11848259
obsessed

[Anonymous No.11848440]

>>11846172
Are you the same guy that posts 'another iq thread?' on /sci/?

[Anonymous No.11848467]

I went to Chick-fil-a and ordered nuggets and the woman asked me how much I wanted and I responded with "uhh... the largest you have" thinking they were like 12-count at most. Later they came out with a serving tray with maybe 80 pieces of nuggets.

I probably should've figured it was wrong when they said the total would be $35

[Anonymous No.11848484]

>>11846172
where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.11848489]

>>11846166
I went to taco bell and order something. Payed got my food. Said "I'd like some fire sauce". They replied "I bet you would".

[Anonymous No.11849007]

>>11848467
35$ is what a 12 nugger meal cost here
T/ Norway

[Anonymous No.11849013]

>>11846166
go to american mcdonalds can buy enough food to feed a third world shit hole for a few thousand dollars

[Anonymous No.11849127]

>>11846245
Your mom has a consistency of my homemade protein right up her beaver

[Anonymous No.11849203]

>>11848259
So much effort for so little lulz.

[Anonymous No.11849258]

>China, early 2k's
>Bumfuck nowhere
>There on business but I'm not a business guy
>I'm an engineer trying to fix shit
>Project taking too long, translator has to leave to go cornhole his 8th side piece/pay her rent
>Alone for a week
>Immense language barrier
>Figure it out- buy blank business cards, write English on one side, pay educated people to translate it on the other side
>Hotel qt manager studied in bongland
>Get bored as fuck
>Write "please take me to your personal favorite restaurant
>"(not the restaurant you think I'd like most,
>"your personal favorite)
>"when we arrive, please point at it.
>"I tip very well for good service."
>Give to burly cab driver
>Laughs
>WTF, where are we going
>Speed off into industrial suburbs
>Pull up at an impossibly narrow but tall building, maybe 6 stories
>Burly driver points at door
>I pay him very well, exit cab, open door
>Literally a door ahead and a fucking ladder
>A LADDER
>I stand there, am I going to get robbed, WTF
>Lady comes out of door in front of me. Looks at me like W the absolute F
>Has tray in hand, literally climbs ladder with no hands, opens the ceiling door with her head
>Climbs into restaurant
>I climb behind her
>When I get a table, jibber jabber, no comprende
>Pull out the "Give me your house specialty, I tip well" card
>A huge spread comes, some kind of shit involving sheep tail kind of like ribs/hot pot combo
>Look around, all men, all drinking, 6 tables of 2 max
>Pull out the "Let's get some booze up in here" card
>Maotai bottle arrives
>Party time, tables toasting other tables, complete train wreck on all sides
>Didn't die, made it back to hotel
Feels good man

[Anonymous No.11849310]

>>11848259
I liked it

[Anonymous No.11849313]

>>11846403
comfy

[Anonymous No.11850403]

>>11849258
This was great, any other adventures? (Don't care if fiction tbdesu)

[Anonymous No.11850459]

>>11848259
This is more realistic than the previous one.

[Anonymous No.11850476]

>>11849258
I love stories like this, but you can get killed pulling stunts like it. I guess that's part of the excitement, though.

[Anonymous No.11851111]

>>11846166
I'd go for that.