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I was basically sleeping and decided to blend the fucking potatoes instead of boiling them first. I just want to make mashed potatoes.

Is it salvageable?

>> No.11844800

Maybe if you keep blending it into a powder you can make your own "instant" mashed mix. And then just add butter and milk or something

>> No.11844801

>>11844786
uhh.. you could just continue to blend them add milk and butter as needed until they're fluffy and microwave them, they'll probably taste bad tho

>> No.11844804
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>> No.11844805

You blended raw potatoes? How can anyone be this dumb? Yes its salvageable. Put the raw potatoes in a bowl and place some kind of lid on top and microwave the mess for several minutes

>> No.11844812

>>11844805
>>11844801
>>11844800
I sorta blended them with the peel on, I just scrubbed them.

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>>11844812

>> No.11844825

>>11844812
Alternatively you can place them in a steaming basket and steam them. You might have to stir them around a few time but if they aren't too finely shreaded it should work

>> No.11844828

>>11844812
It's illegal to Murder, especially your own kind

>> No.11844836

>>11844814
>>11844825
>>11844828
I deserve this.

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Plot twist: OP himself is the potato

>> No.11844867
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>>11844786

Honestly OP don't feel too bad.

>Be me at age 14 (9 years ago)
>sister birthday is coming up
>Want to do something nice for her
>She loves chocolate cake
>Decide to make it for her
>find basic recipe from food network
>recipe calls for 3 whole eggs
>add them in
>bake
>give to sister
>she takes bite.
>spits it out
>"anon why the fuck are there egg shells in the cake?"
>mfw when I literally added 3 whole eggs
>mfw my sister accused me of purposefully pranking her on her birthday
>mfw she thought I was evil and told our parents

I cried and told her I genuinely thought the shells would evaporate and I gave her $100 I got for Christmas

>> No.11844870

>>11844786
>I was basically sleeping

this sounds like a cry for help, stop taking ambien maybe do some cardio before bed

>> No.11844873

>>11844786
Icancounttopotato.jpg

>> No.11844876

>>11844786
Just spread it out thin on a large plate and nuke it till it bubbles, it will be edible.

>> No.11844917

>>11844812
I don't understand

>> No.11844932

Give up on mashed taters
Add some garlic, scallions, AP flour, baking powder. Congrats you have a potato pancake batter.

>> No.11844956

>>11844786
pressure cooker or steamer.

>> No.11844959

>>11844932
https://food52.com/recipes/77068-jacques-pepin-s-criques-crispy-potato-pancakes
Here's pepins recipe.

>> No.11844973

>>11844959

This is without question the best thing to do OP and the only way you can make something decent out of your fuck up. Saw Pepin do this on fast food my way and they look delicious.

>> No.11845076

>>11844786
Can you post a real photo that you took, instead of some stock shit you googled?
If you dont, then I dont believe you.

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>>11844867
Yeah, sure bub.

>> No.11845866

>>11845076
Sorry man, I threw it out. Why would I want to immortalize my fuckup?