Whats up with the anthro-cannibal aesthetic in barbecue?

[Anonymous No.11838834]

like seriously why is it always cartoon animals serving the meat they come from?

[Anonymous No.11838850]

>>11838834
It's to glorify the Satanic Babylonian-Masonic symbolism upon which the United States is built. The ritualistic degradation of human dignity gives the ancient cabal that runs the United States and most of the Western world spiritual power. With this spiritual power, they sustain their control over the masses, who are forever ignorant of the satanic glorification they regularly take part in through activities like eating BBQ, purchasing iPhones, and taking the subway.

[Anonymous No.11838865]

>>11838850
How does taking the subway glorify Satan?

[Anonymous No.11838878]

>>11838865
Think about it for a moment. A subway is a cramped, fetid transportation of the teeming masses of humanity deep underground. You find them most often in the most crowded and sinful places, i.e., large cities. The wretched refuse of these cities, almost dutifully and zombie-like, board these demonic carts to travel "below". Sure, there's a lot of bums, thugs, and mentally ill people, but there's also businessmen, police, medical personnel. It's a metaphor for the damnation of of most of humanity, even those of us who seem "good". I'd recommend taking the bus.

[Anonymous No.11838886]

>>11838850
oh that makes sense.
WHy do they always have wooden tables, tho?

[Anonymous No.11838892]

>>11838886
symbolizes the subjugation of nature to the interests of the ruling class and the coming destruction of all that grows and is sacred

[Anonymous No.11838895]

>>11838886
Wooden tables are used to simulate the ancient sacrifice of livestock to God. In the bible, sacrifices are placed upon wood and burned. The "sacrificed" i.e. barbecued flesh of animals is placed upon a wooden table to mock this holy tradition. It is especially powerful if the animal itself is "unclean", which is why pork is the most common meat you'll find in a BBQ establishment. Another deliberate parody of holy ritual is that humans then consume the "holy sacrifice" which was a sin, because the sacrifice was for God. Satanic ritual relies heavily on the mockery of that which is holy, to pervert it. In doing this, the seek to empower themselves and profane the truth.

[Anonymous No.11838896]

>>11838895
I have Schizophrenia, btw. If that matters.

[Anonymous No.11838898]

>>11838878
Then do airplanes glorify Jesus?

[Anonymous No.11838911]

>>11838898
They were intended do, and indeed did, before they were corrupted in the 1950s. Air travel was highly restrictive, much like entry into heaven. The sudden removal for minor infractions, security barriers, and "gates" were all symbolic of the afterlife. Unfortunately, due to legislation by the powers that be, small, god-fearing airlines were regulated into oblivion and taken over by powerful corporate entities, which are always the tool of Satan. They've since ramped up what was initially a subtle and spiritually warming analogy to God, and dialed it up to eleven in a perverse mockery. Now security has become a painful process, people are thrown off for capricious reasons, and ticket prices have become almost prohibitively expensive. All this is intended to foster a sense of doubt that going to heaven is even possible, and make people give up on trying.

[Anonymous No.11838939]

>>11838850
>>11838878
>>11838895
>>11838911
All of this but unironically.
>>11838896
agent of satan.

[Anonymous No.11838947]

>>11838911
Man these tickets are expensive. DAMN YOU SATAN

[Anonymous No.11839068]

>>11838947
Kek

[Anonymous No.11839716]

>>11838896
We noticed..

[Anonymous No.11839720]

>>11838850

[Anonymous No.11839732]

I love when people rant about shit they don't understand.

[Anonymous No.11839756]

[Anonymous No.11840060]

>>11838834
>high on the hog
vegans will never know this feeling

[Anonymous No.11840110]

>>11838834
I wish I could find the quote I'm about to butcher. But it was something like.
>Only eat at a barbeque joint in they have a pig on the signage. If that pig happens to be anthropomorphic, all the better. If you see a pig in an apron happily cooking his brethren, you've found the place to eat.

[Anonymous No.11840564]

>>11838850
Utterly based

[Anonymous No.11840565]

>>11839756
>dat brisket

[Anonymous No.11840780]

>>11838850
Thanks for stopping in /x/. Please take some cookies before you take off.

[Anonymous No.11841005]

>>11840780
>Implying there is a difference

[Anonymous No.11841091]

>>11838834
They're the slaver kings that sell their own people and become rich

[Anonymous No.11841156]

>>11841005
....what?

[Anonymous No.11841180]

>>11838850
>Satanic
>Babylonian masonic
Pick one buddy both are not the same. The jews run the masonic lodge and practice judiasm which christianity comes from.

[Anonymous No.11841216]

>>11838896
that's cute, anon.

[Anonymous No.11841223]

>>11838850
I remember watching a JBP video for the first time too.

[Anonymous No.11841278]

>>11838850
Based and schizopilled

It's actually just a southern thing, romanticizing old timey cartoons.

[Anonymous No.11841702]

>>11838834
Kek, I always found that morbid too.

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[Anonymous No.11843452]

>>11838850
This is the kinda autism I miss

[Anonymous No.11843983]

>>11843452
its schizophrenia, not autism

[Anonymous No.11844214]

>>11838850
>x comes over to your place uninvited

[Anonymous No.11844909]

>>11843983
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11845144]

[Anonymous No.11845203]

>>11845144
>Sexualized Hens
I didn't know I liked this...

[Anonymous No.11845284]

>>11838850
I think this is worth screencapping

[Anonymous No.11845298]

>>11841180
What part of "synagogue of satan" didnt you understand, nigger?

[Anonymous No.11845813]

>>11841091
Sorta like King Jew George Soros

[Anonymous No.11845854]

>>11845144