cook4me ;)

[Anonymous No.11837987]

>5'5
>115 lbs
>daywalker
>female, with no secret dick
what are you making me for dinner? ;)

>disclaimer: all of the above statements are true, but you will have to glean such from my words because I cannot post feet, tits, etc. Mods, pls don't delet

[Anonymous No.11837997]

>>11837987
Depends how confident I am of you putting out or not

[Anonymous No.11837999]

>>11837987
90% no on dates 1-5

[Anonymous No.11838000]

>>11837987
>>daywalker
Haven't heard that since south park

[Anonymous No.11838010]

bacon double cheeseburgers with onion rings and a caesar salad, cookies and ice cream for desert

[Anonymous No.11838015]

>>11837987
How old, OP?

[Anonymous No.11838017]

>>11838000
a guy in hs that I liked said I'm not a ginger since I don't have freckles and I've identified by it since. Still haven't seen the full ep

[Anonymous No.11838020]

>>11837987
>>5'5
>>115 lbs
A light salad, you fat sow

[Anonymous No.11838022]

>>11838010
I appreciate that you actually answered! but
>bacon is overrated
>zucc fries are better than onion rings
the rest is cool

[Anonymous No.11838023]

a jar of olives and a raw potato

[Anonymous No.11838026]

>>11838015
25
>>11838020
lol, how much do you weigh ham planet

[Anonymous No.11838028]

>>11838017
bitch doesn't even watch SP

[Anonymous No.11838034]

>>11838028
:( true
>>11838023
Hi you can stay

[Anonymous No.11838046]

>>11838022
zucchini is gross poverty trash
im trying to make you obese here you fat sow

[Anonymous No.11838059]

>>11838046
>fried zucchini is poverty trash
>onion rings are preferred
Sorry, but I am a ballerina and also a pop artist and you are disqualified for your cuck 'pinions

[Anonymous No.11838061]

one slim jim

[Anonymous No.11838072]

>>11837987
Take you to McDonald's and split a bundle box.

[Anonymous No.11838074]

Beef Stroganoff
and Salad

[Anonymous No.11838075]

>>11837987
UPDATE: MOST OF YOU HAVE FAILED ROUND 1. I am moving into my bedroom to "get more comfortable," ALONE. HOWEVER,
>>11838010
>>11838023 and
>>11838061
are permitted into the antechamber.

[Anonymous No.11838078]

>>11838075
ALSO >>11838072
and >>11838074

[Anonymous No.11838080]

>>11837987
>and completely meaningless

This dumb bitch thinks humor has some intrinsic value other than that which society provides it ?

[Anonymous No.11838083]

>>11838026
I'm 6'1" 185 Pounds- Most Of It's Muscle, I'm Around 12% Bf- I Could Smack You So Hard For Disrespecting Me It'd Make Your Head Spin

[Anonymous No.11838086]

>>11838080
sorry! f!v3 guyzzz or wHi+3 c@stle ;P

[Anonymous No.11838089]

>>11838078
I'm tearing up the trash from the bundle box and making a "rose petal" trail to the bed room with it.

[Anonymous No.11838090]

after the one slim jim I offer some of my box of wine. sunset blush, franzia, vintage january 2019

[Anonymous No.11838091]

>>11837987
Post tits.

[Anonymous No.11838092]

>>11838083
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.11838097]

>>11837987
I dunno, spaghetti or something

[Anonymous No.11838105]

>>11838083
>>11838092
Ok, I stand corrected. Please don't hit me. My current bf is 10' so not interested, though.
>>11838089 FINALIST
>>11838090 FINALIST

[Anonymous No.11838113]

>>11837987
Brief intermission for the modern king of romance!
Guys, please try to emulate this

[Anonymous No.11838125]

>>11837987
miso soup
ma pow tofu
rice
my asshole for dessert

[Anonymous No.11838136]

>ITT A bunch of fuckinng retards
I didn't know /ck/ was filled to the brim with autistic faggots.
To not see this thread being saged is beyond belief.
You all should have been beaten harder as children.
sage

[Anonymous No.11838137]

>>11838113
Make my penis the big penis bb ;)

[Anonymous No.11838138]

>>11838125
You know what babe you would've won but tofu is always a no-no. Added to finalists though.

Also, are you another 4chan grill? because if so... ADVANTAGE

[Anonymous No.11838143]

>>11838136
please, oh based old fag. sage us

[Anonymous No.11838144]

>>11838105
If Hes 10' I Could Fucking Roundhouse His Leg And Hed Snap In Half- Tell Your Bf To Get Fucked- Robert Wadlow Ass Nigga- Its About Leverage And Center Of Gravity That Gives You The Advantage In Fights- Dumb Bitch

[Anonymous No.11838148]

>>11838105
I strip off my clothes and 360 chaos dunk them into the hamper in the bedroom, then implore you to sign the necessary consent forms and other various paper work giving me official documented to permission to smack those cheeks harder than the third impact.

[Anonymous No.11838149]

>>11838144
........................
FINALIST

[Anonymous No.11838160]

>>11838144
>>11838149
And
WINNER
I
N
N
E
R

[Anonymous No.11838162]

>>11837987
Sausages and Milkybars

[Anonymous No.11838166]

>>11838143
keep sucking that larping cock, faggot
sage

[Anonymous No.11838168]

>>11838166
Lol meet u there?

[Anonymous No.11838171]

>>11838166
I don't think you know what larp means.

[Anonymous No.11838177]

>>11838166
I'll fart in your eyeballs

[Anonymous No.11838196]

>>11838083
>6'1" 185

hahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.11838197]

>>11838196
FINALIST
I
N
A
L
I
S
T

[Anonymous No.11838206]

>>11838171
>>5'5
>>115 lbs
>>daywalker
>>female, with no secret dick
>what are you making me for dinner? ;)

>Implying there are girls on the internet
LARP

[Anonymous No.11838207]

I made this chicken

[Anonymous No.11838213]

>>11838206
Once again. I don't think you grasp what Larp means.

[Anonymous No.11838214]

>>11837987
Well everyone, it's been fun. I don't know how many of you are religious, but if you live your life based on any faith, you'll find it easier to believe that I am in fact a small ginger female, who for many reasons, is still on 4chan (I FUCKING hate r*ddit), and for more reasons, cannot reveal her identity, but is regarded as attractive in current society, and gets off on anonymity.
Anywho, I love you guys and I hat reddit... I guess the main thing I'm trying to express is... I fucking hate reddit and I love being a girl. Love you guys

[Anonymous No.11838220]

>>11838213
Live Action Role Play.
OP is pretending to be a girl and all of your retarded faggots keep unironically posting in this thread while not saging.

Are you actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.11838227]

>>11838207
nice how'd you prep it

[Anonymous No.11838231]

>>11838220
LIVE action.
As in real life.
You can't "LARP" on the internet.
If that were the case every role playing game ever would be larping and there would be no reason for the term to exist

[Anonymous No.11838236]

>>11838220
Hi I am a real girl actually... Females go on 4chan. I have female friends on 4chan. I'd say 50/50 is the split for friends I have on 4chan, actually.... if you don't mind, please post your dick!

[Anonymous No.11838237]

>>11838220
Where is the live action part? It's just a regular roleplaying game when it is played through language alone.

[Anonymous No.11838238]

>>11838196
Post Your Physique

[Anonymous No.11838241]

>>11838231
God damn you are a pathetic person.
>If i reply to this (((girl))) on a japanese anime board I will totatlly get laid.
Everyone in this thread should unironically cut their dicks off because they are not worthy of being a man

[Anonymous No.11838242]

>>11838227
Brined for 4 hours, seasoned with a honey garlic rub, then smoked for like an hour and half.
Then I pulled it. Smoked chicken is god teir. Here's some ribs I made a while back as well.

[Anonymous No.11838249]

>>11838242
that looks amazing

[Anonymous No.11838250]

>>11838220
I refuse to believe you're this retarded.

[Anonymous No.11838252]

>1 cup flour
>1/3 cup sugar
>2 cups MSG
>16 oz beef foie gras
>1/2 cup tomatoes (root)
>1 cup potatoes (fruit)
>1 cube smoke bouillon
>60mg Xanax
>water (to taste)

[Anonymous No.11838263]

>>11838241
I'm sorry you're so upset about being wrong.
Maybe you should stop crying about what a group of faggots do on this internets biggest hive of faggots. You'll probably be happier as a result.

[Anonymous No.11838271]

>>11838263
Wrong about what? Have you been to any other boards? Larping is a ubiquitous term. It's for when people are making up shitty stories and posting them here.

Again, are you guys this retarded?

[Anonymous No.11838278]

>>11838271
I think the part that makes (you) retarded is assuming that people are only replying to this lady with the hopes of getting (laid).
Are you okay?

[Anonymous No.11838280]

>>11838271
Using a term wrong is still wrong regardless of how many other retards also misuse it.
Stay mad.

[Anonymous No.11838282]

>>11838241
when's your APUSH test?

[Anonymous No.11838283]

Hi I'm a girl

[Anonymous No.11838295]

>>11838241
>This mad that a girl might be posting in his clubhouse
>so obsessed with sex that he assumes a bunch of jackasses making jokes are legitimately trying to get laid
Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.11838301]

>>11838283
Hi this is my thread and I actually am a girl:
how was your first pap?
which tampon brand do you use and why?
what do all moms say before telling their daughters about "the truth"?

[Anonymous No.11838305]

>>11838249
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.11838306]

>>11838280
Literally every other board. You guys are pathetic.
sage

[Anonymous No.11838312]

>>11838306
>mom it's okay! Everyone is doing it.

[Anonymous No.11838319]

>>11838138
ma pow has pork in it you should try it

[Anonymous No.11838324]

>>11838312
>>11838295
>absolute retardation
Please kill yourselves before you produce equally weak chinned offspring.

[Anonymous No.11838327]

>>11837987
carbonara

...bitches love carbonara
>n-not that you're a b-b-bitch

[Anonymous No.11838329]

>>11838324
>wojak
>ad hominem
Like clockwork.
Let me guess. Next you'll start screeching about reddit?

[Anonymous No.11838331]

>>11838113
I am truly lost in this thread but for the record I love gingers and would sear some scallops, wild rice blend, roast or sauteed seasonal veg and a light but intense desert

[Anonymous No.11838336]

>>11838329
>Defending his retardation to post in larp threads
No, idiot. I just expected this board to not be so easily baited. I guess you guys are truly braindead.

[Anonymous No.11838361]

>>11838336
>I just expected this board to not be so easily baited
This must be you're first time here.
/ck/ is somehow easier to bait than /pol/ or /v/.

[Anonymous No.11838370]

>>11838361
I just started lurking. It is absolutely pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11838375]

>>11837987
You.
Me.
& a crave case.

L8r we can have a fart contest. Farts would be judged on sound, volume, and smell.

[Anonymous No.11838380]

>>11838370
It didn't used to be. 7 months ago this was one of the best boards on the site. It all went to shit over the summer.
Now it's just a bunch of faggots who want to discuss the finer points of McDonald's, a shitty webm thread that's the same every time, and politics threads barely disguised as chick-fil-a threads. Actual cooking threads 404 in a day while shitposts stay up for days to over a week.

[Anonymous No.11838393]

>>11838380
sorry, how do you categorize this post? this is what I consider classic ck/, community content. And I've been here since the 90s

[Anonymous No.11838397]

>>11838336
Have you stopped to wonder who has actually been baited in a situation where a whole bunch of people are just mucking around and one guy gets legitimately upset?

[Anonymous No.11838400]

>>11838380
I've gotten tired of some of the other boards I frequent. I was really hoping this one would be based and active. It's a shame.
Thanks for the notice, anon.

[Anonymous No.11838411]

>>11838393
The OP? I mean it's shitposting but at least it's lighthearted and the people in the thread were having fun.
It's better than the 10th McDonald's thread of day or whatever political shitpost is currently up.

[Anonymous No.11838415]

>>11838400
Check the catalog every now and then. Their are still good threads sometimes.
Or help out and post a cook a long sometime.

[Anonymous No.11838428]

>>11838415
Been trying to bump quality threads and provide constructive conversation.
Will definitely think about creating cook along threads if I find some more hope in this board.

[Anonymous No.11838438]

>>11838393
>>11838411
Agree. I go to /fit for high efficiency nutrition posts, but I come to /ck for this kind of shit. Possibly real /women And to watch them pooped down by incels. pretty funny/pathetic

[Anonymous No.11838441]

>>11838428
Godspeed pal.

[Anonymous No.11838443]

>>11837987
>scallops
>mixed green salad
>farro
>rose bitch

[Anonymous No.11838451]

>>11838393
based.you know there are a ton of women on ck.my ex and all her friends were very into it and pretty hot (obviously not going to post them but definitely the only board I know of there being legitimate females on)

[Anonymous No.11838509]

>>11837987
>daywalker
Disgusting half-breed. I'd leave the carcass from my hunt outside for you, I guess. You can scavenge it in the morning.

[Anonymous No.11838521]

>>11838451
.... females.......
on..........an papua new guineaiauean quilters's's's forum?
...
...
...
...
...
.......
.
..
.
>go on

[Anonymous No.11838630]

>>11838380
I constantly post shitty memes to keep the board active,
What have you done to make this place better? Nothing but whine?
Grow up, crybaby.

[Anonymous No.11838868]

>>11837987
No feet? gotta go...

[Anonymous No.11839054]

>>11838393
patti disapproves of your shenanigans

[Anonymous No.11839075]

>>11839054
Patti can't have many years left, surely. Cats don't live particularly long.

[Anonymous No.11839198]

Tits or GTFO

[Anonymous No.11839201]

>>11837987
i'm broke currently so you will have to do with french fries and chicken tenders.

[Anonymous No.11839226]

>>11838059
Kiesa Get off 4chan.

[Anonymous No.11839231]

>>11839075
she's like 5

[Anonymous No.11839251]

>>11838022
>zucc fries

[Anonymous No.11839392]

>>11837987
Gonna ask my wife what she wants first because she's super fussy and then plan something convenient that fits around it. Also you never told me what kind of food you like.

[Anonymous No.11839409]

>>11838083
>internet tough guy act
>beating women is manly
lol stop embarrassing yourself Cletus
>>11837987
I need to see your feet before I can answer

[Anonymous No.11839412]

>>11837987

my cum

[Anonymous No.11839413]

>>11838393
>since the 90's
4chan hasn't been around that long, anon...

[Anonymous No.11839417]

>>11837987
Half a bottle if bourbon and obligatory bowl of eggs

[Anonymous No.11839422]

>>11837987
You're making your own damn dinner, I ain't cooking for some internet thot

But if you were cute and I actually gave a damn, I'd make some gumbo and rice. Could take a big ol comfy nap together after eating.

[Anonymous No.11839436]

It's breakfast so since we did slim jim and box wine last night we will microwave a scrambled egg and have a martini Chattanooga style

[Anonymous No.11839437]

You're getting stew.

[Anonymous No.11839447]

whatever your heart desires, m'lady.

[Autonymous No.11839466]

it spreads the butter on the bread or else it gets the hose again