[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

File: 149 KB, 700x700, 09-gordon-ramsey.w700.h700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 16:21:38 2019 No.11835811 [Reply] [Original]

You've just abducted and locked Gordon Ramsay in a room. What do you feed him?

Keep in mind that he's starving

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 16:21:59 2019 No.11835813 Boiled eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 16:22:53 2019 No.11835815 >>11835813 Fucking hell.....

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 16:24:52 2019 No.11835824 Randy Seven's Loaf of Excrement

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 16:25:54 2019 No.11835829 >>11835811 dis dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 16:27:48 2019 No.11835842 >>11835811 scallops cooked into rubber without any salt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 16:28:24 2019 No.11835844 Soup. Burnt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 16:28:35 2019 No.11835847 File: 25 KB, 480x325, F7175DD4-327D-4E31-81CF-000D4519977A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [+] sriracha bacon burgers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 16:34:50 2019 No.11835877 >>11835811 I purposely starve him and feed him taco bell and to drink i give him cheap gallon vodka that bums drink. I wanna see him decay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 16:57:27 2019 No.11835971 >>11835811 overnuked microwaved hotdogs with a wonder bread slice for a bun and crest toothpaste and capers for condiments.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 16:59:13 2019 No.11835979 >>11835877 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 17:01:40 2019 No.11835996 >>11835811 I only allow him to eat ramen noodles and drink the cheapest gin available for 1 year. He receives half a cup of lukewarm tap water everyday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 17:03:33 2019 No.11836004 >>11835811 I feed him a diet of 100% cummies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 17:31:14 2019 No.11836132 >>11836004 The most based post in the thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 17:33:33 2019 No.11836145 File: 111 KB, 540x405, jamie-at-home-cover1[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11835811 Anything and everything from this cookbook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 17:49:51 2019 No.11836240 File: 468 KB, 1536x1965, 5773DD90-9DD4-446D-843E-82F85C1E23F2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11835811

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:17:20 2019 No.11836391 ja/ck/s recipes followed to the letter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:22:11 2019 No.11836413 Very VERY poorly executed items from his own menu.

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:34:20 2019 No.11836473

>>11835811
I make him the finest meals he's ever had, three times a day. Then one day when he becomes bold enough to critique my fucking crepes I will beat him until an inch of his life with a pin roll and then punish him by eating nothing but his own exrement and piss from the bucket he's been using. After a week everything goes back to normal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:35:54 2019 No.11836482 >>11836391 Let's hope he likes party salad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:37:11 2019 No.11836486 Blue box kraft every day for a year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:38:09 2019 No.11836494 Hot wings obviously

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:40:13 2019 No.11836505 >>11835811 The lamb sauce. Just the lamb sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:42:22 2019 No.11836510 >>11835842 That would be pretty strong torture for him I think!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:42:30 2019 No.11836512 >>11836473 Eventually he'll learn to appreciate the unique profile of my food. I bet we could even become close afterwards

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:43:44 2019 No.11836520 >>11836486 Aw fucking hell you’ve reduced it too much!! My gran could do better, and she’s dead!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 01:15:46 2019 No.11838504 File: 5 KB, 240x221, 1548631523152s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11835811 kitkat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 01:19:33 2019 No.11838515 >>11835811 Sausages and Milkybars And Ketamine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 01:23:34 2019 No.11838523 >>11835811 Regular food but with hot sauce on it. The man can't handle his heat as seen recently in his hot ones interview.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 01:25:19 2019 No.11838527 All of the eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 01:29:23 2019 No.11838535 >>11838527 Based Wizard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 01:29:44 2019 No.11838536 File: 41 KB, 380x283, be2059b20820898eda0264f96ee21969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My own cooking. If he doesn't give it glowing reviews then i beat him with hammers and force feed him grease trap scum for a few days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 01:53:41 2019 No.11838603 Call up my boy Dino Tendies and prepare for him a delicious cuisine of chicken nugger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 02:00:25 2019 No.11838622 Hot dog topped with Trident toothpaste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 02:13:50 2019 No.11838645 Spicy foods

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 02:24:01 2019 No.11838667 >>11835811 Poorly made plain oatmeal and tap water, long enough for him to appreciate regular food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 02:36:27 2019 No.11838704 >>11835811 Starve him for a couple of days at a time Feed him only stuff like baked potatoes that's ridiculously hot when fresh Take the food away if he doesn't eat it all in 2 minutes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 03:50:49 2019 No.11838913 >>11835811 Feed him some seed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 03:52:24 2019 No.11838916 >>11835811 OBESED

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 03:53:54 2019 No.11838919 >>11835811 ITT Americans salute the superior UK Chef

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 03:55:53 2019 No.11838925 >>11836240 Who is that faglord? All tatts and no talent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 03:56:19 2019 No.11838929 File: 49 KB, 640x640, 1546313453246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11835811 >implying I'd be able to overpower Gordon Ramsay, much less lock him in a room

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 03:58:51 2019 No.11838936 probably just follow one of his youtube recipes in front of him and see if it turns out how he intended.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 04:18:05 2019 No.11838987 Pineapple pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 04:21:52 2019 No.11839007 >>11836240 Should've called it eat the eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 04:22:56 2019 No.11839009 >>11836391 >dies of salmonella on the third day

Anonymous Thu Jan 31 04:45:27 2019 No.11839060

>>11835811
I would give him just random shit like eggs, turnips, cabbage, nutella, horseradish, onions, seaweed. And every day he will try to cook with those ingredients. There will be only one rule. He has to use all the ingredients and always eat the meal completely. It’s gonna be like the Jamie’s 5 ingredients recipes but with completely random shit.

Monday
>rye flour, raisins, mustard, cabbage, anchovies
Tuesday
>olives, honey, beetroot, chilli peppers, marshmallows
Wednesday
>peanut butter, mayo, apples, paté, couscous
Thursday
>stout beer, salmon, vinegar, pasta, pickles
Friday
>sauerkraut, nutella, brussels sprouts, beef brisket, pickled eggs
Saturday
>fasting (to stay halthy from all dat delish food)
Sunday
>chicken wings, strawberries, bone marrow, yeast, soy sauce

It will probably turn him into Ja/ck/ tier chef.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 04:48:29 2019 No.11839066 >>11835811 sew his asshole shut first, then feed him nothing but kale

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 04:59:37 2019 No.11839091 >>11838704 Diabolical

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 05:14:05 2019 No.11839126 >>11835811 I will feed him items from the wolf pit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 09:49:06 2019 No.11839806 File: 963 KB, 960x8000, Sleepytime chicken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This cursed shit right here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 09:50:11 2019 No.11839811 File: 772 KB, 1200x2319, Sleepytime chicken part 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11839806 Part 2, because apparently it couldn't all fit in one picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 09:52:36 2019 No.11839816 File: 3.28 MB, 1346x4986, Ramen Sundae.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11839811 Fuck, while we're at it, let's get some ramen sundae going, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 09:55:58 2019 No.11839824 >>11835971 that started bad and then got really horrible

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 15:56:19 2019 No.11841102 >>11835811 Grilled lettuce

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:04:05 2019 No.11841140 >>11835811 ALL THE EGGS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:19:23 2019 No.11841201 >>11836512 i love you anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:40:47 2019 No.11841287 >>11835811 Daddies cummies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:04:26 2019 No.11841411 >>11836473 >and then punish him by eating nothing but his own exrement and piss from the bucket he's been using. why is it a punishment for him for you to be eating his excrement and piss lol?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:09:48 2019 No.11841436 lobster

>>	Autonymous Thu Jan 31 17:13:09 2019 No.11841454 >>11836512 Was that a Misery (film) reference?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:50:28 2019 No.11841637 I would stack 20 crapes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:52:27 2019 No.11841645 File: 746 KB, 960x656, 1548610245972.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11835811

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 21:32:02 2019 No.11842831 File: 344 KB, 1118x940, fried brown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 01:31:52 2019 No.11843641 >>11835811 I don't know how to cook so we both starve to death.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 01:33:33 2019 No.11843644 >>11835811 A bullet, nice and hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 01:49:16 2019 No.11843687 Cum

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 06:55:29 2019 No.11844281 >>11835811 Tandoori Chicken with Mushroom Bahji and infused rice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 07:23:28 2019 No.11844324 >>11836004 This

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]