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You are on a date with a qt. It's a nice restaurant with great food.
What do you order to make sure she doesn't think you are a weirdo virgin?

>> No.11835563

>>11835559
The tendies.

>> No.11835567

>>11835559
Food

>> No.11835569

>on a date

i thought only virgins do this

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11835570

pepe cake xD

>> No.11835575

>>11835559
What's on the menu?

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>>11835559
BENDER in a BUN and chips

...and please bring us a bottle of Wimpy Special Sauce to dip

>> No.11835580

>>11835559
Tendies, salad instead of fries, and the most obscure brand of cola on the menu.

>> No.11835582

dessert as an entree

>> No.11835584

>>11835559
Steak or burger

>> No.11835590

>>11835559
steak or fish

>> No.11836002

Probably Alfredo of some kind. Its very oily and rich so when I don't finish it my date will think its because of the rich sauce and not because I drink so much that I can barely finish one meal a day ha hahahahaaaaaa

>> No.11836017

>>11835559
Ask the waiter for their favorite maybe?

>> No.11836038

>>11835559
Well done steak with ketchup. It'll spark her mothering instinct since it will subconciously remind her of a 2 yo toddler.

>> No.11836047

Whatever makes the best instagram photo.

>> No.11836383

>>11836002
based and alcoholicpilled

>> No.11836395

I order a 9mm handgun and then pop that fucking evil skank bitch right in her thot whore head. I fucking hate women.

>> No.11836397

>>11835559
ah-bloo-bloo

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11836415

>>11836017
> culinary cuckolding

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>>11835559
A vagkna3

>> No.11836431

I ordered the chicken saag curry. It was the special. It was delicious.
I shared the appetizer it came with.
She was not interested in me. That sure was good Indian food, though.

>> No.11836926

>>11835579
onions, anon is a big boy, very mature

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>>11835559
>on a date