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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Alright /ck/, it's time for that thread again.
Let's hear about the last time you got cut while cooking.
When did it happen?
How did it happen?

>Be me, making macaroni and cheese.
>Cutting up ham while roux is cooking.
>worried about my roux, so I'm trying to cut quickly
>graze the tip of the knife with my finger tip
>squeeze it
>youbetternotfuckingbleed.png
>It bleeds
>Feel defeated

>> No.11832666

I couldn't tell you the last time I cut myself while cooking.

>> No.11832692

>>11832614
I drink before going into work these days and can't remember the last time I cut or burnt myself.

>> No.11833518

>knife looks pretty sharp
>squeeze the blade to make sure
>am now cut

>> No.11833532

I work in a kitchen with some shitty equipment that has rough edges and such to the point that my fingers and hands are absolutely covered in cuts. It has been ages since I've cut myself with a knife or anything but I always end up with small cuts all over my hands that I do not know the origin of despite not being a drug or alcohol user.

>> No.11833625

I've only cut myself once and it was 4 years ago, but I needed stitches. Was to the bone at the top of my index finger, I filled like two solo cups worth of blood before i decided to go to the doctor.

>> No.11833703

I cut myself using a spoon to open a can of tomatoes.

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>>11832614
I have not once cut myself in my entire life.
The last time I stabbed myself was about 6 years ago though

>> No.11833804

>while cooking
Never
>while cleaning
Yep
>while fucking around
Yep

>> No.11833813
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I recently cut right into the side of my thumb, through the skin, nail and nail bed until I got to bone. This was the day after I’d sharpened the chefs knife I got for Christmas for the first time in a whetstone is bought, all that stuff about a blunt knife being the most dangerous is bullshit, I didn’t even feel the cut until I’d hit my own bone and felt the texture of the cut changing. Scary.

Pic related.

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>>11833813
Good knifes though, I bought myself the smaller one a week or so ago. Made by Blenheim Forge in Peckham (LONDON).

>> No.11834063

I don't even remember. But I did break a glass while washing it and boobooed my finger badly.

>> No.11834067

>>11833518
Miring them sharpening skills. I always test the edge like that and never got close to cutting myself. (Without sliding the finger, of course)

>> No.11834070

>>11833813
Fucking spooky, and miring your sharpening skills too

>> No.11834322

>>11832614
>cutting carrots
>knife is shit as fuck
>almost took my fingertip off
I'd post pics but they're on my pc, it was pretty brutal.

>> No.11834340

>>11833813
Reminds me of the time I failed to respect my Swedish hunting knife. You're absolutely right, sharp knives are definitely more dangerous.

>> No.11834348

>>11832614
I don't think I've ever cut myself. I have however poured boiling water on myself when I was 14 while trying to make pasta or macaroni.

>> No.11834354

>>11832614
>sharpened my cheap chinese cleaver
>cutting pumpkin like warm butter, easiest ever
>got a bit tired after much previous prep for the new year dinner
>slice into my left index finger last digit a millimeter from my nail
>ayyy caramba
Didn't even feel pain, just saw the blade slice hard pumpkin skin before slicing my own in one smooth movement. Luckily seeing that shit made me stop before it actually hit bone. Still have a scar there.
Oh, and the next day I had to go to the mall to buy a goose. Of course the wound opened and I was waiting for a bus with a big bloody packet in my hand, scaring local babuskas.

>> No.11834357

>Wiping shit off the table/chopping board with tablecloth on left hand
>Retard me holding a knife I've sharpened before work with edge pointed towards me with my right
>Cut nearly to the bone of my left index
>Bandaid that shit and went back to work

Most retarded thing I've done

>> No.11834405

i dont cut myself but i burn myself all the fucking time