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How's the No Alcohol January goes?

>me: so far so good.

>> No.11826386
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11826386

feeling good

>> No.11826389

Never heard of it, but I don't drink anymore anyway. That shit is poison.

>> No.11826447

>>11826359
>that single pour in a double old fashion
Why do people do this? That wash line is so fucking low; it looks dumb. Anyway, why would I stop drinking? I'm mature enough to make decisions and thusly I'm not a degenerate alcoholic.

>> No.11826633

>>11826386
lost some size and also a great deal of height
ill stick with the liquor, thanks

>> No.11826649

>>11826359
Poorly. It's going to be Sober Fuckin' February for me. And then MADD March. Then Mostly Abstaining April.

>> No.11826658

>>11826386
>in 10 weeks, anon put on pants and shoes

>> No.11826660

>>11826359
I meant to do it, but I've only stayed sober for 5 days out of the month. It's been so cold outside. Gonna try to finish strong this week though

>> No.11826835

>>11826359
Sober for 4 years, you can do it. Never felt better. I sleep better, I wake up feeling good, my liver is once again normal, I can't recommend it highly enough.

>> No.11827011

>>11826359
My goal is to go 2 weeks without drinking. So far I am 2 days in

>> No.11827125

>>11826359
Not even trying desu.

>> No.11827151

>>11826835
Good job anon. I stopped drinking and it's amazing being able to wake up without feeling dizzy or with a headache.

>> No.11827160

>>11826835
You know, you could just drink like a responsible adult once a weekend. No one says you have to drink like a high school kid idiot

>> No.11827237

fucking pissed each and every day. installed a home bar and keg system for xmas and trying to work through 600 pints of homebrew

>> No.11827415

>>11826359
>How's the No Alcohol January goes?

I failed that 1 second into the new year.

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that reminds me I have some recycling to drop off

>> No.11828287

>>11827666
>Satan lined up all his wittle booze bottles and posted on his social media
How cute.

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>>11827666
>buying anything other than handles
Also, I could have sworn I took out a full bag of recycling just last week.

>> No.11828349

>>11827666
>>11828324
Disappointed in the alcohol choice desu

>> No.11828359

>>11828349
We all end up here eventually.

>> No.11828396

>>11826658
Kek

>> No.11828420

>>11826447
Body turns alcohol to acetaldehyde aknow carcinogen.

>> No.11828425

>>11827666
amazed your kidney hasn't already dropped off

>> No.11829730

Never heard of it, so I didn't do it.

>> No.11829732

the what

>> No.11829733

>>11827666
~7 handles worth of vodka in a month.

Jesus. You need to cut back before your pancreas dies.

>> No.11829747

>>11826359
>No Alcohol January

The fuck? Fuck that, how about Alcohol Everyday All Year?

>> No.11829759

>>11826359
>No Alcohol January
>January
95% of the world's population failed on the first day... Even within the first minute...

>> No.11829764

>>11826359
Not so good. I got strep throat. I have a secret technique that gets rid of a sore throat. I just drink sake until it goes away. Doctors and pharmaceutical companies BTFO

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>>11826359
>2019
>even considering drinking alcohol

Must suck to be retarded.

>> No.11829801

>>11829764
Absolutely fucking based. Doctors and pharmaceuticals btfo forever.

>>11829769
>t. doctor and pharmaceuticals

>> No.11829818

It's gone perfectly so far. The last drink I had was the Wednesday before Christmas, the same night I got a kidney stone. Took one day shy of three weeks to pass it. Haven't had a drink since.

>> No.11829841

>>11826359
Not doing any sort of "No x month" but I'm working on cutting back significantly. Two days dry (plus a good session in a climbing gym) after two weeks of a work-related trade show type event that practically necessitated non-stop boozing in the evenings. Minimum goal: never being at a caloric surplus for a given week, and no cheating by starving myself to drink more - got to be decent, healthy meals.

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>> No.11829864

Not good. I had coffee and whiskey just now before my work. I need to drink everyday or I can't function

>> No.11829881

>>11829769
You have no friends.

>> No.11829988

>>11827666
>>11828359
>Smirnoff
Smirnoff's terrible. Dutchcraft tastes better and is cheaper

>> No.11829990

>>11826359
>How's the No Alcohol January goes?
want to do look more like

>> No.11830338

>>11826359
Downed a bottle of gin, whiskey, vodka, and had a beer every other day. So pretty good.

>> No.11830343

>>11827160
It's harder than you think when you really crave alcohol. There's always an excuse.

>> No.11830504

>>11826359
Failed on an astronomical level.

>> No.11831324

>>11826359
It's not, I've literally drank every single day of the month so far even though my goal was to stop sometime early on during it.

>> No.11831330

>>11826386
Babby legs

>> No.11832037

>>11826386
>abstaining from alcohol makes you shrink like a foot and a half
Nah homie I'm good

>> No.11832065

>>11826359

I thought it was Dry July? Have drink a couple of times, probably been hungover 4 times this month.

I don't drink when I've got stuff to do but if I have a party or something I'll drink excessively.

>> No.11832545

>>11826359
drinking beer right now