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*Gives you extreme heartburn after a few sips*

>> No.11825663

>>11825639
lmao fucking esophagusletts

>> No.11825669

>>11825639
what the fuck, i usually get shtiloads of gastric reflux, i basically sleep with a pack of bakind soda right next to me, but i always get them from eating fried food/dough/hot shit or especially onions.
literally never got gastric reflux from fucking juice

>> No.11825672
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11825672

>causes the most intense pain known to man if you drink too fast

>> No.11825956

>>11825639
>>11825672
genelets detected

>> No.11825964

>orange juice is too irritating and spicy for wypipo
jesus christ you guys

>> No.11825978
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>>11825639
Just kys if your genetics are so shit you can't even drink orange juice.
Wtf is wrong with you?

>> No.11825985
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>>11825639
>>11825672
wut?

>> No.11825988

>being a boomer

>> No.11825989

>>11825978
snowniggers have garbage genetics tho

>> No.11826110

>>11825639
Only time I get heartburn from juice is if I make it myself, and that's just because I tend to do half grapefruit, and half orange/lemon juice

>> No.11826124
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>>11825639

>> No.11826132

>>11825639
You have a condition we call dick throat

>> No.11826147

I can drink it just fine, but just imagine for a second having such an inferiority complex that the ability to drink orange juice is something you boast about.

>> No.11826149

>>11825985
>>11825956
Go chug some apple juice and see for yourself

>> No.11826161

>>11825639
>>11825669
What helped my heartburn like nothing else is raw ginger. I always eat a good chunk before going to bed, and I haven't had serious problems in months.

>> No.11826175

>>11826149
Bitch I have chugged apple juice before and never gotten any pain. Go see a doctor.

>> No.11826203

>>11826175
You probably haven't, or at least not enough. It's worse for some than others but people can't process fructose quickly enough if they ingest a bunch at once it causes cramps. Congrats if you're the minority who doesn't experience any symptoms, but you're still a huge faggot

>> No.11826221

>>11825639
Just take some Lanzoprazole and you're good.

>> No.11826225

>>11826221
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Fuck off Big Pharma

>> No.11826226

>>11826203
You're the huge faggot for making up some condition about juice giving you heart burn in a sad attempt for (You)s

>> No.11826234

>>11826226
please, I invite you to go chug, as quickly as you can, about a liter or so of apple juice and see what happens.

>> No.11826237

>>11826234
Not even a liter, but a good amount. How much you'd drink if you were really thirsty.

>> No.11826239

>>11825639
Have you seen a doctor about it?

>> No.11826242

>>11826234
I'm not that person but I routinely drink liter-size bottles of apple juice, as well as other kinds of juice. It does absolutely nothing, except make me need to piss a while later. What does it do to your malfunctioning body?

>> No.11826265

>>11826234
this is absolutely absurd
what the fuck are you on about?

>> No.11826272

>>11826242
Chug, bitch. Statistically it'll eventually hurt one of you, which is good enough for me. 1/3 have it bad enough for it to be considered a ""condition,"" but everyone has problems absorbing fructose to some degree. Make sure you do it fast.

>> No.11826276

If fruit juice is causing you any kind of pain you should seek medical assistance.

>> No.11826290

>>11825964
>wypipo
is this ebonics for "master race?"

>> No.11826533

>>11825639
Why is this? I can handle spicy peppers, vodka, fried shit, but orange juice is like acid

>> No.11826580
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*makes your teeth fuzzy*

>> No.11826597

>>11826533
Well orange juice is the only one of those that contains acid, so...