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how do i prepare balls without deepfrying them?

>> No.11825270

deep fr-

>> No.11825273

Massage them gently with your hands and tongue.

I'm gay, btw, if that matters.

>> No.11825275

oh are those from my orchi?

>> No.11825289

>>11825266
sashimi

>> No.11825314

>>11825266
Anon...

>> No.11825336

Ask your mother.

>> No.11825341

>>11825266


>>11825266
Deep frying is two words.

>> No.11825350
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>>11825273
>I'm gay, btw, if that matters.

In this instance yes. yes it does. If anyone knows how to prepare balls it is most certainly the gays.

>> No.11825371

>>11825266
i just put some salt and pepper on them an baked them in a pan until well done.
was not that bad. the texture is very soft

>> No.11825390

>>11825266
boil them for safety

>> No.11825393

Get rid of the membrane or it will be chewy.

>> No.11825399

>>11825266
Maybe try braising them

>> No.11825422

>>11825266
Why do you want to eat a bunch of animal semen?

>> No.11825435

>>11825273
>>11825422

>> No.11825436

>>11825422
they are cheap like liver and i have never had one before. just checking to see if its a viable tasty food source

>> No.11825445
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>>11825436
based anon
more people should be less afraid of eating organs and other 'icky' animal parts.
I love braised pig intestines, personally.

>> No.11825456

Anal insertion

>> No.11825558

>>11825266
Are these boiled peanuts?

>> No.11825619

>>11825558
They're testicles. These were commonly eaten back in the day because when a farmer or rancher had to castrate all of that year's sheep/goats/whatever you had a lot of surplus....and in the days before supermarkets and mail-order delivery you didn't want to waste food, so people ate 'em.

These days people eat Mickey Dee's instead. I'm not sure which is worse, desu.

>> No.11825628

Do people really eat cumfilled skinbags?

>> No.11825775

>>11825628
Cum is a mixture of fluids. Precum, Cowper's fluid etc.

They are glands that secrete semen, but not in a continous fashion, especially in animals who mostly copulate during the "heat". It is not something like a bladder that gets filled with urine at regular intervals.

>> No.11825828

>>11825266
Just like your mum does with mine - lovingly.

>> No.11825865

>>11825422
>Semen is stored in the balls

Americans, everybody.

>> No.11826289

>>11825273
I'm gay to , idk if that matters as not as well

>> No.11826530

>>11826289
We should, you know...

>> No.11827156

>>11825422
Piss is stored in the balls, brainlet

>> No.11827417

>>11825266
In Northern England we call em "pee wees" and we boil em

>> No.11827452

>>11825266
In Mexico they are braised in a red chilli-tomatillo sauce and eaten sliced with tortillas. 2delicious4me

>> No.11827739

>>11825775
>It is not something like a bladder that gets filled with urine at regular intervals.
absolut madman, everyone known what is filled with urine : >>11827156

>> No.11827751

>>11827452
>In Mexico they are braised in a red chilli-tomatillo sauce and eaten sliced with tortillas. 2delicious4me
that's almost cheating. Fuck it, I'm not gay but I'd try it.
>serve food in a way that'll make practically anything delicious
>it actually does work with practically anything

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11827971

My mom had to use the computer.

These comments were visible.

>>11825266
>>11825270
>>11825273
>>11825275
>>11825289
>>11825314
>>11825336

>> No.11828020

>>11827971

>my mom

Bruh.

>> No.11828033

>>11827971
She was probably using it to google pictures of balls anyway

>> No.11828056

>>11825266
you can pickle them after boiling

>> No.11828087

>>11825266
Grill them - no glaze, but if you like: a mild rub.

You could pickle them but I wouldn't recommend it.

>> No.11828140

>>11826530
I'd like if you pounded my buns with your ground beef if you catch my drift

>> No.11829334

>>11827971
does she even know what an orchi is?

>> No.11829656

>>11827971
Your mom? Sorry, Mom. I don't swing that way, breeder. I'd love to raid your wardrobe, though!

>> No.11830204

>>11825275
me next year uwu

>> No.11830340

>>11825266
But the testicles in your mouth and suck em, but don't ignore the rest of the penis.

>> No.11830691

If you want to go french cuisine route look for "rognons blancs" recipes

>> No.11831584

>>11830204
>year long wait
does it really take that long?

>> No.11831598

>>11825350
Any heterosexuals here have a good vagina and ovary recipe?

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>>11831598
Spaghetti with "bottarga" and tuna

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>>11827971
Gee I sure hope she didn't see anything weird

>> No.11833423

>>11825445
Yeah I agree in general but I'm finna draw the line at pissfilters and cumfactories.

>> No.11833814

Bread them then fry them in a cast iron pan. Works best when over a camp fire using a truck's headlights to see and you're half drunk but that's the only time I've ever eaten them.

>> No.11834862

how Turks prepare them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m5QnbLXIKY

>> No.11835111

>>11825266
Slice them and cook them like scallops