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>> No.11822066

My dad owns top right.

>> No.11822069

this is weird
you're weird

>> No.11822074

Those are autism shoes though.

>> No.11822076

>letting someone else grill my food
No, thanks. I'll grill my own burgers and dogs. Go grab a beer and relax for a minute.

>> No.11822090

go back to facebook you twittershit

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Sorry, champ. No can do. Only the grill master gets to touch the grill.

>> No.11822428

Yeah, I'm turned off when people prepare food in bare feet too. There's no rational reason for it, it's not like they're walking on the food, but it just seems indecent.

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>If the person on the bbq aint wearing these
>Kick them off

>> No.11822458

grill dad master?

>> No.11822462

that's MR grill dad master to you, kid

>> No.11822484

did you mean "Mr."?

>> No.11822486

I think he meant MD.

>> No.11822523


>the person cooking unironically uses the word a'int.

Hard pass.

>> No.11822549

*back in black plays*

>> No.11822555

Only if you're under 50.

>> No.11822593

i don't know what this means

>> No.11822603

Grill DAD Master

>> No.11822607 [DELETED] 

You didn’t even spell it right you fucking high class stuck up nigger. It’s spelled “ain’t” not “a’int”

>> No.11822609

They're the preferred dad shoes

>> No.11822610

What casual shoes do NT people wear?

>> No.11822621

Master Grill Dad Master MD. P. Grill Eng.

>> No.11822633

My dick?

>> No.11822655
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>mfw I made my own "Don't Touch The Cook" apron

>> No.11822679

Go to the judge and get some fudge

>> No.11822720

is there anything more based than a boomer with white sneakers and a miller lite in hand grilling up some overcooked meat?

>> No.11822775


>> No.11822905
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Grill Dad, master

>> No.11823051

If you can't be visibly identified as a dad get the FUCK away from the grill, son.

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if this nigga ain't grilling or smoking it, i ain't eating it

>> No.11823132

Steven is the best, you can tell he actually cares about his craft.

>> No.11823197

Sorry we wear boots around here

>> No.11823285

If it ain't spicy, then I'm not eating!

>> No.11823785

I'm only the slightest curious. Got any pics?

>> No.11823804

My grandfather used to wear these kinds of shoes and everything that he put on the grill would be well done (ruined).

>> No.11823815

he seems pretty good at what he's doing but he makes me uncomfortable for some reason

>> No.11823863

The master of grilling dads

>> No.11824186

such a boring beer.sad

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Norme reeee

>> No.11824371

Why are they touching you?

>> No.11824380

>he's clearly using a BBQ

>> No.11824397
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New Balance is the true boomer shoe.
Nikes are for something else with the same two first letters.

That was a good show. It's hard to believe now, but Colbert used to be funny.

>> No.11824400

Kek, who actually wears those things?

>> No.11825459

I wish I had a dad or father figure that would tease me during family gatherings.

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>If the person grilling ain't wearing one of these then I ain't eating.

>> No.11825510

I'll tease your boipussi if you call me daddy :)

>> No.11825517

looks like a man child boots to me.

>> No.11825554

If the person grilling wears this complexion, you bet your ass I'm not eating.

>> No.11825596

>Wearing shoes while grilling
Wow, gay

>> No.11825648


>> No.11825658

You'll understand when you're older

>> No.11825689

Pretty sure Ja/ck/ would wear those and there is no way I'm touching any food he makes

>> No.11825922

But those are children's shoes

>> No.11825970

pure autism and not funny

>> No.11826003

>not wearing sandals to grill

fucking disgusting

>> No.11826028
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I did that this Summer and a little piece of coal hopped out and got itself wedged between my little toe and the one next to it. Gave me a good roasting and made me wear proper shoes next time.
I don't want my piggies getting roasted.

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thats a fucking terrible set up, that wall between the grill and operator.
fuck this dad. where the fuck are his blonde tips. half assed mother fucker cant even bother to take down those decayed vines on his fence.
who married this dumb fuck, looking into the face of the cameraman instead of the camera.

>> No.11826198

>trying to sleep in the summner.webm

>> No.11826274

Jack also melted the side of his house with one of his grills

>> No.11826638

kek video?

>> No.11826655

>autism shoes

More like shoes that provide actual heel support, you little limp-wristed weakling.

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that fucking filename

>> No.11826866

Why do white people always make this facial expression?

>> No.11826869

You can see it in the background of his pulled pork competition video.

>> No.11826890

You're totally right hahaha what a guy

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