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>>11822060My dad owns top right.
this is weirdyou're weird
Those are autism shoes though.
>letting someone else grill my foodNo, thanks. I'll grill my own burgers and dogs. Go grab a beer and relax for a minute.
>>11822060go back to facebook you twittershit
>>11822076Sorry, champ. No can do. Only the grill master gets to touch the grill.
>>11822060Yeah, I'm turned off when people prepare food in bare feet too. There's no rational reason for it, it's not like they're walking on the food, but it just seems indecent.
>If the person on the bbq aint wearing these>Kick them off
>>11822120grill dad master?
>>11822458that's MR grill dad master to you, kid
>>11822462did you mean "Mr."?
>>11822484I think he meant MD.
>>11822060>the person cooking unironically uses the word a'int.Hard pass.
>>11822120*back in black plays*
>>11822074Only if you're under 50.
>>11822060i don't know what this means
>>11822120Grill DAD Master
>>11822523You didn’t even spell it right you fucking high class stuck up nigger. It’s spelled “ain’t” not “a’int”
They're the preferred dad shoes
>>11822074What casual shoes do NT people wear?
>>11822486Master Grill Dad Master MD. P. Grill Eng.
>mfw I made my own "Don't Touch The Cook" apron
>>11822633Go to the judge and get some fudge
is there anything more based than a boomer with white sneakers and a miller lite in hand grilling up some overcooked meat?
>>11822458Grill Dad, master
>>11822593If you can't be visibly identified as a dad get the FUCK away from the grill, son.
if this nigga ain't grilling or smoking it, i ain't eating it
>>11823054Steven is the best, you can tell he actually cares about his craft.
>>11822060Sorry we wear boots around here
If it ain't spicy, then I'm not eating!
>>11822655I'm only the slightest curious. Got any pics?
>>11822060My grandfather used to wear these kinds of shoes and everything that he put on the grill would be well done (ruined).
>>11823132he seems pretty good at what he's doing but he makes me uncomfortable for some reason
>>11822458The master of grilling dads
>>11822455such a boring beer.sad
>>11822655Why are they touching you?
>>11822120>grill>he's clearly using a BBQ
>>11822060New Balance is the true boomer shoe. Nikes are for something else with the same two first letters.>>11822655That was a good show. It's hard to believe now, but Colbert used to be funny.
>>11822060Kek, who actually wears those things?
>>11822120I wish I had a dad or father figure that would tease me during family gatherings.
>If the person grilling ain't wearing one of these then I ain't eating.
>>11825459I'll tease your boipussi if you call me daddy :)
>>11822060looks like a man child boots to me.
>>11822060If the person grilling wears this complexion, you bet your ass I'm not eating.
>>11822060>Wearing shoes while grillingWow, gay
>>11824400You'll understand when you're older
>>11822060Pretty sure Ja/ck/ would wear those and there is no way I'm touching any food he makes
>>11825658But those are children's shoes
>>11825648pure autism and not funny
>not wearing sandals to grillfucking disgusting
>>11826003I did that this Summer and a little piece of coal hopped out and got itself wedged between my little toe and the one next to it. Gave me a good roasting and made me wear proper shoes next time.I don't want my piggies getting roasted.
>>11822120thats a fucking terrible set up, that wall between the grill and operator. fuck this dad. where the fuck are his blonde tips. half assed mother fucker cant even bother to take down those decayed vines on his fence.who married this dumb fuck, looking into the face of the cameraman instead of the camera.
>>11826028>trying to sleep in the summner.webm
>>11825689Jack also melted the side of his house with one of his grills
>>11822074>autism shoesMore like shoes that provide actual heel support, you little limp-wristed weakling.
>>11826028that fucking filename
>>11826858Why do white people always make this facial expression?
>>11826638You can see it in the background of his pulled pork competition video.
>>11826869You're totally right hahaha what a guy