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Facts

>> No.11822066

>>11822060
My dad owns top right.

>> No.11822069

this is weird
you're weird

>> No.11822074

Those are autism shoes though.

>> No.11822076

>letting someone else grill my food
No, thanks. I'll grill my own burgers and dogs. Go grab a beer and relax for a minute.

>> No.11822090

>>11822060
go back to facebook you twittershit

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>>11822076
Sorry, champ. No can do. Only the grill master gets to touch the grill.

>> No.11822428

>>11822060
Yeah, I'm turned off when people prepare food in bare feet too. There's no rational reason for it, it's not like they're walking on the food, but it just seems indecent.

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11822455

>If the person on the bbq aint wearing these
>Kick them off

>> No.11822458

>>11822120
grill dad master?

>> No.11822462

>>11822458
that's MR grill dad master to you, kid

>> No.11822484

>>11822462
did you mean "Mr."?

>> No.11822486

>>11822484
I think he meant MD.

>> No.11822523

>>11822060

>the person cooking unironically uses the word a'int.

Hard pass.

>> No.11822549

>>11822120
*back in black plays*

>> No.11822555

>>11822074
Only if you're under 50.

>> No.11822593

>>11822060
i don't know what this means

>> No.11822603

>>11822120
Grill DAD Master

>> No.11822607 [DELETED] 

>>11822523
You didn’t even spell it right you fucking high class stuck up nigger. It’s spelled “ain’t” not “a’int”

>> No.11822609

They're the preferred dad shoes

>> No.11822610

>>11822074
What casual shoes do NT people wear?

>> No.11822621

>>11822486
Master Grill Dad Master MD. P. Grill Eng.

>> No.11822633

>>11822486
My dick?

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11822655

>mfw I made my own "Don't Touch The Cook" apron

>> No.11822679

>>11822633
Go to the judge and get some fudge

>> No.11822720

is there anything more based than a boomer with white sneakers and a miller lite in hand grilling up some overcooked meat?

>> No.11822775

>>11822720
Psshht
Nope

>> No.11822905
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>>11822458
Grill Dad, master

>> No.11823051

>>11822593
If you can't be visibly identified as a dad get the FUCK away from the grill, son.

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11823054

if this nigga ain't grilling or smoking it, i ain't eating it

>> No.11823132

>>11823054
Steven is the best, you can tell he actually cares about his craft.

>> No.11823197

>>11822060
Sorry we wear boots around here

>> No.11823285

If it ain't spicy, then I'm not eating!

>> No.11823785

>>11822655
I'm only the slightest curious. Got any pics?

>> No.11823804

>>11822060
My grandfather used to wear these kinds of shoes and everything that he put on the grill would be well done (ruined).

>> No.11823815

>>11823132
he seems pretty good at what he's doing but he makes me uncomfortable for some reason

>> No.11823863

>>11822458
The master of grilling dads

>> No.11824186

>>11822455
such a boring beer.sad

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11824353

Norme reeee

>> No.11824371

>>11822655
Why are they touching you?

>> No.11824380

>>11822120
>grill
>he's clearly using a BBQ

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11824397

>>11822060
New Balance is the true boomer shoe.
Nikes are for something else with the same two first letters.

>>11822655
That was a good show. It's hard to believe now, but Colbert used to be funny.

>> No.11824400

>>11822060
Kek, who actually wears those things?

>> No.11825459

>>11822120
I wish I had a dad or father figure that would tease me during family gatherings.

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11825498

>If the person grilling ain't wearing one of these then I ain't eating.

>> No.11825510

>>11825459
I'll tease your boipussi if you call me daddy :)

>> No.11825517

>>11822060
looks like a man child boots to me.

>> No.11825554

>>11822060
If the person grilling wears this complexion, you bet your ass I'm not eating.

>> No.11825596

>>11822060
>Wearing shoes while grilling
Wow, gay

>> No.11825648

>>11823054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y53D9GEJ4E

>> No.11825658

>>11824400
You'll understand when you're older

>> No.11825689

>>11822060
Pretty sure Ja/ck/ would wear those and there is no way I'm touching any food he makes

>> No.11825922

>>11825658
But those are children's shoes

>> No.11825970

>>11825648
pure autism and not funny

>> No.11826003

>not wearing sandals to grill

fucking disgusting

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11826028

>>11826003
I did that this Summer and a little piece of coal hopped out and got itself wedged between my little toe and the one next to it. Gave me a good roasting and made me wear proper shoes next time.
I don't want my piggies getting roasted.

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>>11822120
thats a fucking terrible set up, that wall between the grill and operator.
fuck this dad. where the fuck are his blonde tips. half assed mother fucker cant even bother to take down those decayed vines on his fence.
who married this dumb fuck, looking into the face of the cameraman instead of the camera.

>> No.11826198

>>11826028
>trying to sleep in the summner.webm

>> No.11826274

>>11825689
Jack also melted the side of his house with one of his grills

>> No.11826638

>>11826274
kek video?

>> No.11826655

>>11822074
>autism shoes

More like shoes that provide actual heel support, you little limp-wristed weakling.

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>>11825510

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>>11826028
that fucking filename

>> No.11826866

>>11826858
Why do white people always make this facial expression?

>> No.11826869

>>11826638
You can see it in the background of his pulled pork competition video.

>> No.11826890

>>11826869
You're totally right hahaha what a guy

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