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>go to /ck/>see no webm threadlet's fix that
I hope she does travelogue videos so we can watch a video of her getting gang raped in Johannesburg. I would pay to watch that video. This one, not so much. inb4 incel reee r9k. Stones in glass house.
>>11821829Anyone have that webm of the instagram girl making a beyond meat burger? It's so annoying but I need to see it again.
>>11821839Huh?
>>11821829Jesus Christ, Favreau
>>11821839Are you alright?
>>11821835why the fuk my pp hard
>>11821835Nice face and arms but the breasts are way too big. With normal sized breasts and a pixie cut she'd be a real cutie, 8/10 at least
>>11821835Did she eat it or...
>>11821951How Britbongistanis imagine Italians to look
>>11822294>defending ital*ansshouldn't you be watching Goodfellas right about now, paisan?
>>11821951I wonder how those actors felt when they realized the producers were casting on the basis of ugliness.
>>11821829i hope she gets raped someday
>>11822450I hope you get the help you need someday.
>>11822447They usually post it upfront ""looking for ugly actor"
>>11821829i wonder how long that makeup takes
>>11822294looks right to me
>>11821944nuke mexico
Does anyone have the curried eggs webm (aka the official food of the brapp barn)pls it's very important.
>>11821839Como?
>>11821831Jesus christ... So many things about this make me very uncomfortable.
>>11821839I get you anon. However I don’t think any Thots in their right minds travel to that shithole or any African countries in general
>>11821829>56%
>>11821835If I watch this over and over while eating it feels like I'm having dinner with my qt Korean gf
>>11822757
>>11822776Based and AIDSpilled
>>11821829
>>11821831Granted, that lady isnt the best ambassador for the delicacy that is the devilled egg, but i have a few questions:Why the *fuck* are those yolks green?What kind of savage uses anything but dijon mustard, much less Frenchs yellow (which has its place, of course, but that place isnt in devilled eggs)?What the *FUCK* is the pickle brine doing in devilled eggs?
>>11822959Yuck. Why wouldn't the customer just open it himself?
>>11822968India...?
>>11822987Please tell me this isn't for human consumption.
>>11823273wahh wahh omg eating meat is so scary ewwwww
>>11823289I hunt and fish, and know how to field dress and clean what I kill. The problem with that webm isn't the fact that it's meat, you dumb fuck.
>>11821831>wedding ring
>>11821951Can Euros REALLY not chew with their mouths closed? Sure, sometimes a retard here doesn't, but not a single Euro ever seems to keep their disgusting traps closed
>>11822548truly based response.
>>11822714
>>11823392based Matt Berry
>>11821829Who is this?
>>11823392You wanted to marry her?
>>11823574filename
>>11823688Awful. The spices should be put in before the sauce, too.
>>11823679Im on mobile, could you help a brother out?
>>11823714Miranda Cosgrove
>>11823465God damn I love Rick Stein.
>>11823718Thank you anon
>>11823718>coddling a phoneposterStop that
>>11821835I want to knock her teeth out
>>11822771Fuck I feel so lonely man...
>>11823688I can see this being eaten in a mukbang
>>11823903How does all of eggs out cook stained shirt high heat?
>>11821831more like the devil himselfs eggs
>>11823836>>11823848Obvious samefag.
>>11821831>green tint'Oh did you add Wasabi?
>>11821829Imagine the shit.
>>11823903Hey, w-where'd he go?!
>>11821835What did she look like before all the surgery? She's at least 50% plastic from the tits up
>>11822714god I hate that woman and the way her mouth moves
>>11822964>Why the *fuck* are those yolks green?Because she overcooked them. My mom does this, they taste and smell like sulfur.
>>11823903But how does he get out?
>>11821951Is this Gummo 2?
>>11823395>american>judges others for not keeping their trap closedkek
>>11822776>yfw this tweet ruined her life and she was making a joke about conservatives and people misinterpreted it
>>11823395Imagine thinking that comedy from last century is source of knowlegdeTruly american
>>11823962
>>11821835JUST FUCKING EAT IT YOU STUPID BITCH!!!
>>11821829>tfw no spic gf with braids and weird gang tattoos
>>11823938
>>11824439My blood pressure!
>>11822959Fuck off, we already have an egg god
>>11823938If you watch closely you can see he's only tasting from the ladle instead of he pot when he adds the salt.
>>11824439Wonder what the maintenance costs are for those pieces of machinery. Salt is fucking awful for metal.
>>11822601 >Watch the whole thing>It's ponyshit
>>11824324>>11824352>Filthy subhumans that spill their toxic "food" all over themselves as they eat.P A T H E T I C
>>11823714Megan McCullom is the filename
>>11824616Never thought of that. I know they slap sacrificial anodes on ships, but I'd be curious if they have to do anything special with that equipment.
>>11823688Two weren't enough
>>11822714They did the mashThey did the monster mash
>>11821849Really. Who fucking does this? Your bread will burn before the cheese melts if you cook each slice separately
>>11822548Truth and counselingpilled
>>11824929Not if you use oil, dipshit.
>>11823903Our king
>>11824335life comes at you fast
>>11824616They're made out of wood.
>>11821835She's hot as fuck but I'm getting unreasonably angry by how fucking retarded she's acting. Are gooks really this fucking retarded? She can't even do a thumbs-up properly.
>>11821849>>11824929He made it the exact same way Roy Choi demonstrated for him.
>>11822548I don't need any help you stupid faggot
>>11824335and then she was raped by black aids ridden monkeys
>>11823289Have fun eating the digested shit of the fish
>>11822714here ya go
>>11825229>digested shitShit by definition is digested.Retard.
>>11822959How did he get out?
>>11823714Tab underneath the thumbnail
>>11825136ur made out of wood, u fuck
>>11825284I'm kind of interested in eating this. Is it from Mexico or what?
>>11825284>Brown "people"
>>11825284I kept waiting for him to put some ting on it.
>>11825291Brazilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
>>11825302>he uses garbage on the fireFuck this shit, not interested anymore.
>>11825308It's not garbage. It's only wood and cardboard used for the oven.
>>11823903
>>11825137Based tard rage chan. That wasn't a thumbs up, she was making a heart with her fingers.
dont post this slut ever again
>>11823273na its for niggers
>>11821835JUST FUCKING EAT IT ALREADY
>>11821835>you'll never have this experience in lifeWhy live
>>11825377Like fuck she was, I don't know what she was trying to do but it wasn't a fucking heart.
>>11825463See: https://www.koreaboo.com/stories/true-origin-koreas-popular-finger-heart-trend/It's dumb but that's what Korean insectoids are doing. Funnily enough, some Muslim Malaysians thought it was a Christian cross and made social media posts about how no Muslim should make that hand sign.
>>11825472I take it back, it looks fuck all like a heart but you learn something new every day.
KOREANS ARE DISGUSTING FILTH
>>11825440what experience ? being an insta thot ?
>>11822762Why is the Brownie Batter doughy?
>>11822757I know a cute innocent white girl who went to south africa on vacation and her group abandoned her in a bad part of town as a “prank”. She got gang raped in broad daylight almost immediately. Wouldn’t know it from talking to her, she still seems sweet and innocent but her butt hole could probably hold a few beer cans...
>>11825701I live in South Africa and I don't have a single close friend (male or female) who hasn't been raped or molested in some way
>>11825825Has it ever happened to you? Please be as detailed as possible
>>11825831YesNo
>>11825839Good god look how long it takes for the poor fucking thing to die
>>11825840don’t be a jerk, I want to fap over your suffering
>>11821835JUST EAT IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING HOG
>>11825839Jesus fucking Christ, did they kill the poor thing by beating its head in with the backside of a hatchet?
>>11825893>>11825847Its an animal you flimsy cuntsThey dont even think about shit
>>11825912There are far fewer of them than there are human individuals of the kind shown in the video.
>>11821829She's not really even attractive to me but I have a strange urge to ram one up her shithole.
>>11825912They experience pain, you unfeeling cunt.
>>11825839yet another reason to hate niggers
>>11823688vile
>>11821930What is wrong with you?
>>11825342Is this loss?
Does anyone have the clip or episode of cooking with Jack where a fly falls into his recipe and he doesn't notice and keeps stirring it in
>>11825137She's obviously posing for a photo shoot. Who's the retard now?
>>11824929>What is heat control?
>>11823903>file nameGood job, anon
>>11825934yes how strange that you want to have sex with an attractive female
>>11824929>t. no heat control brainlet who burns his eggs
>>11821829>haha let's rewatch the same shit as always all over again
>>11825946*citation needed*
>>11824929every restaurant cooks grilled cheese like this. you must be a real mongoloid.
>>11825893Most humane methods of slaughter involve beating in the head in some manner.
>>11826697*cutting the throat while facing Mecca
>>11821849this movie didn't need to exist... i fucking hated it. it was like watching the part of Chopped where they introduce the contestants, but it never ended
>>11822601Wish I'd have offed myself before watching this
>>11825234unbased wrong filename poster
>>11826745based "based ______ poster" poster
>>11825284>tfw found this and posted it here firstand it's still fucking disgustinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
>>11825284does he put corn on it?we should just give south america to china and call it a day
>>11826794>does he put corn on it?japan does it too, maybe it's good. also it's not mayo he's putting on the pizza but catupiry.the only actual problem i see with the video is burning cardboard as fuel for the oven, but the pizza itself looked ok.
>>11825152You need therapy.
>>11823465Eternal best boy Stein.
>>11826812>You need therapy.That's what a doctor told me I should go do a few years ago. I think I need a new life.
>>11826794>we should just give south america to china and call it a dayToo late. We already own Venezuela, Columbia, & most of Argentinas oil resources, and eventually Brazil is next.
Is this recipe sound? I want to try it, but first I want to know if there are any glaring mistakes in it. Also, I don't have chickpeas and was going to sub them out with some beans. Any ideas on a good choice there?
>>11825839monsters
>>11825284Do Americans really do this?
>>11826086Pedophile.
>>11823903where do the eggs go after he closes up shop?
>>11827041>literally frying some veg and adding store bought pasteYeah it's sound. Any beans will work because they clearly don't give a shit about any consistency with the ingredients.
>>11825847>>11825893>>11825950>>11827070
>>11825839"Did you enjoy the video?"
>>11821829>>11821944This is why we need the wall. Latin-x's are fucking savages.>>11822959What the fuck. That is so unsanitary.>>11823938HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>11821839Mental illness
>>11824439>mental state of average /v/igger.webm
>>11824335>they misinterpreted itwhat happened is libfaggots have their heads so far up their own asses, they are out of touch with reality and how others perceive them. Libniggers are notoriously not self-aware, hence the NPC meme.
>>11823836me too desu
>>11824747>>11823688This is Tasty's branch in Japan, blame the americas
>>11825284>that first throw that put a hole into the doughLMAO I'm howling
>>11823903How does he guqw; puu s uss
>>11822959I love a little poo on my eggs too.
>>11821831>green eggs and hambeast
>>11822762>quesadilla>puts cheese in the middleof course they do, fucking california buzzfeed zoomers.
>>11823395What? Almost every person in the webm keeps their mouth closed.
>>11827041>Is this recipe sound? No, it's video.
>>11822557Well, they clearly picked the nicest-looking applicants out of the bunch, because most of them just look plain and dull.
>>11824439You call that a mountain of salt?
>>11828465That dude's dick is amazing
>>11827357And America made this dumb cunt a millionaire
>>11828250where is the cheese supposed to go, amigo
>>11828566Slaanesh is fucking scary sometimes.
>>11821829fuck people who chew with their mouths open obnoxiously like that. also double fuck her for talking with her mouth full. dumb spic I hope she falls in a hole and dies
>>11828419>Euros consider their mouths flopping with food spilling everywhere "closed"Holy shit
>>11821849Way too much cheese
>>11821849grilled cheese is not food. prove me wrong.
>>11823688Aren't all Japanese people lactose intolerant, I feel like this would kill them.
>>11823289Fucking food poisoning from fish is you cunt.
>>11828580quesadillas don't have cheese, gringo
>>11828668Then what is it brainlet? If you gain nutrients from it and digest it then it is food no matter how you try to spin it.
>>11824286>>11827314he doesn't leave until all the eggs are gone
>>11828687oh ok
>>11823903>surly king of reddit
>>11828687Well baited Hombre.
>>11828687fuck off, you fucking disgusting chilango subhuman.
>>11825317yeah the white paper on the outside of the cardboard box, no way that has bleach in it that'll get in the food.
>>11828540how does he get down from there?
>>11821829Dont use the seek bar on this webm
>>11828540Crikey.
>>11829067he has to cook all the salt, bro
>>11828644>filenameyou can't kill or even match the egg king anon
>>11828644But How does he get out without breaking the fish????
>>11823903THERE IS NO EGGSCAPE
>>11823938fake and gay!
>>11828575America values "spunk" (backstabbing and/or getting on the casting couch) over intelligence or talent
>>11828292jack jr is kinda based, he dosnt come off as a total idiot like his farther
>>11821835I have fantasies of beating a pretty asian woman's face into a bloody pulp
>>11822959Can you imagine being in a first world country and seeing a goblin man on a street corner peddling boiled eggs
>>11827243That man is Portuguese
>>11830172He's brazilian.
>>11823688Wow, molten cheese
>>11821951>.Do you hide this and only call it up for webm threads?
>>11828669Cheese has no lactose in it, you idiot.
>>11822959the gut flora of poo in the loo people never ceases to amaze me
>>11828687No.That's spanish for "no".
>>11825342is this loss
>>11825912Unironically blow your fucking brains out you mong
Someone post the pet turtle, being fed a chili pepper.
>>11821951Incase anyone was confused, they poisoned himt.seen the movie
>>11821849
>>11822762I hope the decline of buzzfeed continues.
>>11830097I wish they would. It wold be a much better energy boost on the go than hot dogs.
>>11821849Has anyone seen Chef?
>>11830489get a load of this retard
>>11831288The lactose in dairy gets removed during the manufacturing process of cheese. Fuck off.
>>11828292>You will never have fun lighthearted bonding moments like this with a loving father
>>11831327>cmon! just eat the pasta, there's not even any lactose in it!
>>11825950you're acting like its just black people doing this. stop being such an idiot and think.
>>11831373/pol/dditors exorcising free thought ahhahahahha lmfao lmfao good joke mate
>>11825950>niggersLook like Abos to me. Not that it makes much difference.
>>11831373> nigger apologistBack to /pol/ you go, faggot
>>11822968to be fair, the other guy probably has just as much poo on his hands
>>11831327not all cheeseyou're thinking yogurt
>>11828687Subtle yet incredible bait, I'll have to give it to ya
>>11823903how does egg?
>>11823903Shell cracked, yolk spilled, blade of the failed west, out break get eggs?
>>11821829>>11821835god i hate women
>>11831752me too, no homo
>>11828687>t. chilango
>>11828687que?
>>11821951OMG are they fixing to eat that baby on the back table!?
>>11823960better
>>11831910I guess we'll never know, anon. Maybe she sawed off half her jaw like many Korean gals
>>11831752>>11831820>t. homosinb4 "muh white knight fedora guy XD": stating they look retarded is one thing, but hating people is in some level of psychopathy
>>11828540Rain
>>11828186holy shit
>>11832977why does that ground beef look like cat food
>>11821835Why women(esp. Asian women) fell the urgency to act cute?Does making that weird hand and mouth expression makes them attractable?
>>11833147^attractive
>>11833147She's a model. She's posing for promotional shots. That's her job.
>>11828186
>>11833159I see. Thanks for trying to make it clear.
>>11829879He looks like he's lost weight. He used to be as much of a lard ass as his dad.
>>11822959how does he get out without breaking all ofthe eggs
>>11821831I want to fuck her in the chin fat
>>11829641>>11823938/r/scriptedasiangifs
>>11829385Lmao
>>11829385what the fuck
>>11828473Hollywood-ugly, man. People with below average looks tend not to go into acting, let alone get very far in their careers. Compare the source material with the casting every time there's a biopic.
>>11821849bare hands touching all that cheese, I wanna gag
>>11822762so glad bu**feed is circling the bowl
>>11833147well why do men feel the need to compete with each other?it's just what it is
>>11833590Boys feel the need to compete. Men don't feel like they have anything to prove and simply cooperate.
>>11833132it's $1 slurry from a american dollar store
>>11831373>>11831396Based reddit tranny cucks
>>11823688>Litteraly more "cheese" than pastahow the fuck
>>11832977In the video he basically says that the meat is garbage tier and that's why he's trying itHalf of the "meat" is basically water
Åh nej.... Nejnejnejjjjjjjjj....
>>11823903how do eggs get out of him?
>>11833598Christ I wish that were universally true. Constant fucking pissing contests.
>>11821831>she over cooks her boiled eggsfucking pleb
>>11823903eggcellent webm
>>11832977I don't get it. He doesn't show how the meat gets inside the bread wad. Anyone have the link to the full video, or the complete recipe? I want my mom to make it for me, but she needs to have all of the steps.
>>11823938Is he drunk?
>>11822959I don't see the poo
>>11822548Based and truthpilled
>>11822762Learn to code you fucking waste of oxygen
>>11821829Imagine how many cocks would fit in that mouth
>>11834208Just imagine the STDs thot have.
>>11821829These threads are best on /wsg/ where there's sound and bigger file sizes allowed.
>>11823714>mobile>not using Cloverwhy, anon?
>>11834228What the fuck is happening here
>>11834425Muscle spasms in very freshly killed meat.
>>11828465I wonder how many people before him cut their hands off with that thing.
>>11832977god i hate americans
>>11822447They knew.Casting companies are strangely upfront about that stuff.
>>11834121just fucking eat lasagna, what the fuck is the point
>>11821849>500 calories in a tiny sandwichjesus.
>>11821951name of the movie?
>>11828644It's like watching cavemen discover sharp rocks for the first time. How are they this bad at something?
>>11834228That's fucking incredible.
>>11834415Omnichan is better except passes are fucked right now.
>>11829385>>11833368>>11833549I don't get it. What is weird about it?
>>11834506No shit. This abomination offers nothing over lasagna, except it takes 5 times longer to prepare. I mean, that's just one of the many great things about lasagna: except for cooking the noodles, if you spend more than 3 minutes putting it together, you're fucking up.
>>11834121This actually makes me mad. Why the fuck do people do this shit?
>>11834990It causes a ripple in the Matrix(tm).
>>11833749Down the road, not across the street.
>>11835008Works In My Browser
>>11821944Why do Mexicand believe that more is better? Is it because of how poor they are?
>>11834368True, but the thread on /wsg/ just got gutted for no apparent reason.
>>11821944Jesus fucking christ american
>>11835132>>11821944>>11825284yall know most of the dumb over excessive stuff like this is from some third world latin country or a hispanic dump in america right?mexico is the fattest fucking country in the world and while americans arent the skinniest, hispanics skew obesity levels extraordinarily
>>11835423what the actual fuck is that mess?
>>11835463it's their culture, bigot
>>11821829dios mio
>>11835552toastatas and tamales are their culture. That looks like a glop of garbage. I used to know a latino guy, ad he always made beautiful looking food.
>>11835463I couldn't see, I was too busy being captivated by her cute smile like an unwashed incel.
>>11823465I see this getting posted and memed in every webm thread. Is there something wrong with it that I'm not noticing? It looks pretty good.
>>11823688I physically gagged
>>11825839NOOOOOOOOOO
>>11835814Dude bro, shes working. Shes supposed to look warm and welcoming. Deep down should could be the most cruel, hateful person in the world. Dont get all stupid when you a smiling girl, because most of them arent smiling when nobody is looking. Stop caring about females, it'll make them notice you.
>>11835948
>>11835954>get distracted by cute female>be blinded by her smile>accidentally walk directly into her chad boyfriend>she didnt even notice>wash rinse repeatJust sayin bro.
>>11834121That isn't a quiche
>>11825137>She can't even do a thumbs-up properly.
>>11830097>What are food vendors.
>>11832977>WAAAALAAAA!!!!!
>>11835423that's a qt spicess though
>>11825847It can take a good hour or more for a decent sized turtle to quit kicking after you take its head off. Alligators are the same way. Bullfrogs, too.I think it has something to do with their brains being so primitive that a lot of their motor control and reflexes are wrapped up in their spinal column.But what do I know I eat turtles.
>>11828644pretty tiny swordfish