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11821288 No.11821288 [Reply] [Original]

Your house is visited by aliens, who ask you to give them one dish that represents all of humanity, with regards to culinary skill, tastes, advancement as a species, and morality (keep this in mind when choosing something with meat). If they do not approve of what you bring them, earth is instantly destroyed, along with you and everyone you love. What do you pick?

Hard mode: pick something you yourself can prepare in under 1 hour with ingredients you have right now in your kitchen (only need to make 1 serving).

>> No.11821312

McChicken

>> No.11821319

egg fried rice

>> No.11821338

I have some spinach in my fridge. I think spinach alone would suffice if they didn't know anything about the planet

>> No.11821344

Deep fried alien

>> No.11821362

>>11821288
Dill pickles, ice cold vodka. Maybe some pickled herring on ryebread if they're not vegans.
If the alien doesn't like that I'll grab him by the wrist so he at least has to die with me. As is befitting of plebs.

>> No.11821363

>>11821288
Mac and Cheese

>> No.11821365

>>11821319
this is like primitive technology for cooking
https://youtu.be/0NfhHZ-HwXQ

>> No.11821369
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11821369

Fuck off space niggers were full you can chill on the moon if you want tho

>> No.11821376

>>11821288
Let's face it interstellar food is probably a lot better than just earth food. So I'm just gonna ask for a 60 day dry aged organic beef ribeye tomahawk style and make that my last meal.

>> No.11821380

>>11821363
this would be a pretty good one. advancing to farm wheat and dairy puts you above animals that can only hunt. dairy also means that it's usually better for you to take good long-term care of your animals so they can continue providing dairy and you don't necessarily have to kill them to eat something from them too.

>> No.11821383

>>11821369
Based.

>> No.11821437

>>11821369
Based.

>> No.11821479

>>11821288
Pb&j sandwich with a side of Doritos and chocolate milk.

>> No.11822256

>>11821288
Why would organisms that emerged on an entirely separate planet have the responses to Earth plant and animal matter consumption that we acquired through billions of years of gradual coevolution? Even other organisms on our own planet very closely related to us have wildly extreme taste response differences like cats possessing zero capacity to detect what we perceive as sweetness. An alien probably wouldn't be able to process, derive nutrition from, or perceive flavor for most anything we're personally capable of using as food, outside of maybe a couple really basic commonalities like water and salt, and even then that's assuming alien life would require water and salt to emerge just because those basics seem essential based on the one example of a life-bearing planet we're familiar with.

>> No.11822259

Hummus or white beans dip with baguette toasts.

>> No.11822283
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11822283

One third of an umbilical cord

>> No.11822429
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11822429

>>11821288
I strip and present my hole for them as a meal, duh

>> No.11822485

>>11821288
Milk steak

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11822640

>>11821288

>> No.11822647

>>11821288
>not responding to uppity xenos' threats with extreme brutality

>> No.11822654

kraft dinner with hot sauce

>> No.11822723

>>11821288
My kitchen is woefully stocked becaise I just got back from vacation but I'll accept hard mode. I'll make a frittata.
>organic free range eggs
>organic whole milk
>organic butter
>potatoes
>onion
>real parmesan cheese
>oeganic broccoli-rabe
>salt and pepper
I could do like a wild shrimp/ shallot ceviche on the side. That's pretty much everything I have in the kitchen.
Thanks cause now I know what I can make tomorrow.

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11822759

>Hey guys I just saw Dragonball Super for the first time and now I wqnt to make a not-so-subtle thread about it!

>> No.11822772

>>11822256
You think sugar, fat, protein and carbohydrate wouldn't be a commonality? I bet it would. Look up convergant evolution. Aliens are probably not that different from us.

>> No.11822797

>>11822759
I know right? what a fucking stupid thread

>> No.11823994

>>11821369
>can't even copy the original post right and has to add a frog emoji