/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11818802]

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.11818808]

you people spend way too much time thinking about people like this

[Anonymous No.11818820]

>>11818808
fpbp

[Anonymous No.11818826]

>>11818808
/thread

[Anonymous No.11818840]

Why the fuck you knocking barcades, fag? You don't like arcades?

[Anonymous No.11818844]

>>11818802
Imagine being this obsessed with people you don't like or interact with

[Anonymous No.11818874]

DUDE i jusd LOBE dhe huzzle and buzzle of dhe big zidy, id’s so DYNAMIG and mages me feel lige i’m in one of my fabouride DB SHOWS. you should dodally come on down do my sdudio abardmend, id’s god EXBOSED RED BRIGG walls and eberydhing, we can gragg oben a nize hobby iba or dhree and ged grazy wadching some gardoons on aduld swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we habe GODDA go down do dhe bargade- lisden here, righd, id’s a BAR where us ADULDS who do ADULDING can go DRING. BUD!!!! id’s also an ARGADE lige when we were gids, so we gan blay awesome BIDEO GAMES, widhoud dumb gids bodhering us. sbeaging of which megan and i habe finally dezided do die dhe knod- liderally -we’re bodh gedding snibbed domorrow ad dhe hosbidal, dhad way we can sabe money do sbend more on ourselbes and our FURBABIES. i’m fuggin JAGGED man, i’m gonna SLAM dhis crafd beer and bob oben anodher one!!!

[Anonymous No.11818890]

There is no thangs up in dis biatch fo' DUDE i just LOVE tha hustle n' bustle of tha big-ass hood, itÂ’s so DYNAMIC n' make me feel like iÂ’m up in one of mah most straight-up bangin TV SHOWS. you should straight-up come on down ta mah basement crib, itÂ’s gots EXPOSED RED BRICK walls n' every last muthafuckin thang, we can crack open a sick hoppy ipa or three n' git wild-ass watchin some cartoons on adult swim! n' dude, dude, DUDE, our crazy asses have GOTTA go down ta tha barcade- listen here, right, itÂ’s a BAR where our asses ADULTS whoz ass do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! itÂ’s also a ARCADE like when we was kids, so we can play phat VIDEO GAMES, without dumb lil playas botherin us. bustin lyrics of which megan n' i have finally decided ta tie tha knot- literally -weÂ’re both gettin snipped tomorrow all up in tha hospitizzle, dat way we can save scrilla ta dropped mo' on ourselves n' our FURBABIES. iÂ’m fuckin JACKED dude, iÂ’m gonna SLAM dis craft brew n' pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.11818901]

Dude Y' ahehyee love hustle ng bustle ot ahog uh'eagl, it’s l' dynamic ng uaaah ya feel like i’m ph'nglui ehye ot ya favourite tv mgah'n'ghft. ymg' ahnythor totally llll nog mgyogor l' ya studio apartment, it’s got exposed gn'th'bthnkor brick nnn'drnogg ng nilgh'ri, c' ahor crack mgahnnn nice hoppy ipa ngnah yeeogng ng get crazy nnn nilgh'rinah cartoons llll adult swim! ng dude, dude, dude, c' mgep gotta bug mgyogor l' barcade- listen geb, right, it’s bar ahagl c' adults ahf' ah adulting ahor bug drink. Mgng!!!! it’s nng arcade like ahhai c' mgepah kids, l' c' ahor play awesome video games, naIIII dumb kids bothering c'. ot ai hh' megan ng Y' mgep finally decided l' ah'ehye knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow llll hospital, cahf way c' ahor save money l' spent ahog llll ourselves ng c' furbabies. i’m fuckin jacked shuggoth, i’m gonna slam fahf craft beer ng pop mgahnnn ehyeahog ehye!!!

[Anonymous No.11818902]

>>11818802
I'm amazed this hasn't been deleted. it isn't really food related. it mentions beer that's really it. the center of the post though is liberals. this is really more of a /pol/ thread that somehow made it's way to /ck/

[Anonymous No.11818907]

I love living in a small city. It's easy to find varied food or ingredients but it's also not fast paced or full of assholes.

[Anonymous No.11818950]

>>11818907
Where is that?

[Anonymous No.11818956]

>>11818844
if he doesn't interact with them, how does he know exactly how they act?
because they're relentless and all over the place, you can't avoid them

[Anonymous No.11818963]

>>11818907
Looks comfy.

[Anonymous No.11818966]

>>11818802
>Barcade
A lot of bars have arcade machines in them, do Americans really need a term for this

[Anonymous No.11818981]

Kino thread my dude

[Anonymous No.11818990]

>>11818966
A barcade would have more machines and a bigger selection like a full arcade, not just a bar with a couple of machines. I know sometimes new words can sound stupid but sometimes it's beneficial to come up with better description words.

[Anonymous No.11819009]

>>11818808
>>11818808
>have this garbage shoved down our throuts by the kikes all around the world
>come to the only website on earth where i can say its bad
>"dude why are you so obssesed?"

[Anonymous No.11819015]

>>11819009
Kikes are shoving the idea that it is fun to play video games in bars down your throat?

[Anonymous No.11819016]

>>11818802
Sounds fun, OP, but you should shouldn't be drinking so soon before surgery. Let's reschedule for two weeks from now.

[Anonymous No.11819023]

>>11819009
>come to the only website on earth where i can say its bad
You can say that on any site, but what you really want is a hugbox where everyone agrees with you. That's pretty weak.

[Anonymous No.11819025]

>>11819015
They want all whites males to be weak beta soy cucks so it will be easier to replace us with niggers

[Anonymous No.11819031]

>>11819023
Its natural people want to be with like minded people. It also apllies to other things
If you are so strong and brave go live in a nigger ghetto

[Anonymous No.11819034]

>>11819023
>t. Assblasted redditor faggot/numale

[Anonymous No.11819043]

>>11819034
Redditors and faggots love hugboxes though. Go to discord or some shit and if you want to shove politics into food.

[Anonymous No.11819045]

>>11819031
Now you've tripped yourself up. You've just admitted that you don't want to be around dissenting opinions. Maybe social interaction just isn't for you. :)
>>11819034
>NO U

[Anonymous No.11819087]

>>11819043
>>11819045
I wonder what faggot ass libtard soy website they banned your bugman ass off for being a white """male""" before you decided to come here

[Anonymous No.11819096]

>>11818950
Looks like Nippon but I can't see the signs well. Buildings look like it though.

[Anonymous No.11819111]

>>11818808
This but I also thought it was a funny post

[Anonymous No.11819114]

Didn't read, just came to say that this wojak is even more reddit than nujak is. At least nujak is satirically funny. Saged.

[Anonymous No.11819118]

>>11819023
t. plebbitor who gives 50+ downvotes to anyone who disagrees with him

[Anonymous No.11819121]

>>11818950
>>11819096
You're right, it's Shizuoka-shi in Japan. It's a really great size city.
>>11818963
Super comfy.

One of its famous products is cherry blossom shrimp, which are great in soups, sushi, or fried in a brick.

[Anonymous No.11819214]

>>11818802
You're jealous.

[Anonymous No.11819221]

>>11818990
This post reeks of aspergers

[Anonymous No.11819308]

>>11819114
>wojak
not its name, never was its name, don't know why newfags started calling the feeling man by some shit name

[Anonymous No.11819310]

>>11819221
Only if you refuse to understand the meaning of words. A bar with a few arcade cabinets would make a very shitty barcade, which is why they aren't called or billed as barcades.

[Anonymous No.11819323]

>>11818966
I want that commie frog to fuck the pretty asian lady