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post 'em

>> No.11801724
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>> No.11801921

looks fucking awful. ive been to this guys restaurant in Miami. trash as fuck.

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>> No.11801942

when the E hits

>> No.11801969

How do the eggs get stacked around surly the egg man without breaking him?

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>> No.11801994

rest in piece saltboi

>> No.11801998

fiest webm thread in days
you guys are learning that posting the same shit every second of every day is annoying as shit

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>> No.11802065

Do Americans really do this!?

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>> No.11802096

am I wrong for thinking that filling should have much more color to it?

>> No.11802102
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he comes

>> No.11802108

>pastry, cheese, sauce, sausage
oh, ok, I get it, it's gonna be pike a giant pizza lasagna th-
>bundt cakes on top
>ketchup on the chocolate and cakes

>> No.11802130

What happened to /ourguy/?

>> No.11802138

el cocaina de las americas

>> No.11802149
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I barf every time I watch this.

>> No.11802159

ugh, god
i dont know why this bothers me as much as it does, but every time i see it, it's no chicken for me for a week

>> No.11802171

What the hell? Why not just use a spoon, if anything? God damn fucking Americans.

>> No.11802221

here is a bunch with sound

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>> No.11802487

Why would you ruin perfectly good potatoes with milk and cheese like that?

>> No.11802520
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Cheese makes literally everything better.

>> No.11802540

>skull structure

>> No.11802548

Feeding fat people or picky children

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>> No.11802659

>potato sandwich
fucking British people
every time

>> No.11802688

Did saltbae sprinkle some coke on top of that?

>> No.11802700

juicy chicken is juicy

>> No.11802748

I'm sure this is probably delicious, but I can't help but be a little put off by the fact that it looks like something you'd use to lay down floor tiles.

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>> No.11802774

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.11802792

He probably does this like once a week too

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>> No.11802833

He looks like Jackie Chan. Actually, has Jackie Chan ever made cooking videos?

>> No.11802849

wouldn't have guessed I like turkey the best and germany the least

>> No.11802899
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>mexican tacos
>no salsa

>> No.11802915

mexico is a big place

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Full of the worst food and people ever.

>> No.11802936

>broccoli in ramen
absolutely degenerate

>> No.11802948

>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.11802952

>gummy bears
>a mountain of red salt
This may be the worst thing in the entire universe

>> No.11802960

You have to overfill it! That's how you know you're getting your money's worth of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

>> No.11802965

>that ramen
Fucking wut?

>> No.11802966
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You so gross snack food. I see a doctor, a teacher, a rocket scientist.

>> No.11802972

Don't forget that squeeze of lime. You always gotta have that squeeze of lime at the end.

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>> No.11802985

potatoes love dairy you weirdo

>> No.11802989

get that ring out of my face

>> No.11802992

haha nobody really eats like this right guys haha

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>> No.11803073

does the gold leaf even add anything? flavour wise i mean?

>> No.11803082

answer the question

>> No.11803087

Obviously not. It's just sign value. Human beings are all retarded by definition.

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para usted

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I'd like to interject for a moment and say: TRASH SNACKS ARE NOT MEXICAN FOOD!

>> No.11803099

the only good mexican food is americanized "mexican" food, i.e. american food with "a latin flavor"
why are mexicans so uppity
i swear i work at a place with two mexicans and they are always talking up their country that is full of homicidal maniacs like their shit don't stink
what the fuck is wrong with mexicans?

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>> No.11803109

>resembling a flaccid penis

>> No.11803139

he literally had a stroke

>> No.11803141

It's like pottery. Every dorito-eating anti-health-nut on this board talks about how healthy eating is for gays. And then you have this lardass literally dying on their doorstep. Pure pottery.

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>> No.11803158

Yes, there are criminals here, like in every other country (including USA). But we aren't talking about people's morals and ethical values, we are talking about food. Mexican food is a lot more interesting than tex-mex, tacobell, and that stupid "mezcla tu loco" snacks.

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I like how you use the word "interesting" rather than "good". A bearded lady is interesting.

>> No.11803205

I think literally everyone in the world would use brown sugar instead of white so no, you're not wrong.

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>interesting = not good = bad
Some good and actual mexican dishes are: chicken with mole, any kind of pozole, pretty much any seafood dish, beef/lamb/pork/chicken/fish tacos, tortas, stuffed chiles (either with meat or cheese), enchiladas/entomatadas, tlalpeño soup, tortilla soup, potato soup, and the list might go on...

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I was going to read your post but then I saw a meme frog.

>> No.11803245

if it's good enough for the annunaki it's good enough for me.

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read the filename you fucking retard

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Do Americans really respond like this?

>> No.11803594

When Gordon's at home, d'you think he's ever "Fuck. Where's the... Honey? Where's the colander? Jesus Christ, KIDS! ARE YOU PLAYING SOLDIERS WITH MY COLANDER AGAIN? I'M ON THE BLUDDY TELLY!"

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>> No.11803629

nigga i'm eating some fuckin elote in a god damn 16 oz styrofoam cup with crema, cotija, lime, chamoy, and tajin right now
>fucking love disfrutas

>> No.11803631

What is going on here?

>> No.11803639

This is an abomination.

I don't see why you would combine the salt and fresh herbs, just use them separately.

>> No.11803643

>mexican tacos
>not the mace one
>not greasy enough
do they research?

>> No.11803655

this was a commercial for coca cola with lime flavor, although using lime to comb your hair was an old school thing

>> No.11803662

i guess the chinese ran out of animals to eat for "medical benefits" now they eat metal

>> No.11803741
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How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.11803812

Absolute 100% if someone served this EXACT dish to him on hell kitchen or one of his other shows.

>Oh fucking christ potato sandwich?
>Looks absolutely dreadful
>What is that ketchup?
>The potato's are soggy and bland

>> No.11803836

They get to leave when they've cooked ALL the eggs.

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Döner is really not a post drink food per se, if anything it is a post drink food in europe. Nevermind the fact döner in eu differs quite a lot from döner in turkey. Most döner shops also close before midnight. It is more of a casual food.

The quintisential drunk food is the stripe soup. The tripe soup is usually mixed with red pepper and lemon. They are almost always open 24-7 and it is quite common to see drunk guys drinking their soup at 4 am.
I remember heading to one tripe restaurant back in the earthquake of 1999, due to the fact it was the only open restaurant around.

>> No.11804366

excuse me what the fuck

>> No.11804434

Over the course of however many hours, the bread sort of disolves into mush, and said mush makes the stew a lot thicker and girthier.

>> No.11804647

Should be dipping sauce resembling semen.
Or semen resembling, dipping sauce. A pause break goes a long way in the English language.

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>> No.11804653

She has such a nice. It makes you forget the bleak ordeal that is existence for a couple of milliseconds.

>> No.11804684

At least he keeps his knives sharp. I'll give him that.

>> No.11804727

why is it fashionable to cut sandwiches and burgers in half in the US, and why is Gordon too doing that

>> No.11804902

That's clearly a Brit

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>> No.11804932

Sex with this guy is probably a real chore.

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>Fat Turk
>first thought is getting fugged by him

>> No.11805127

Germans, what did you expect?

>> No.11805136

I literally puked in my mouth, my coworkers are looking at me like wtf

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>> No.11805149

literally never saw that form of food anywhere, up north it was all chips n gravy

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I've never actually watched long-form jack just because he's such a shitty cook going from webms but let's take a-

How the fuck do you fail at making omelettes? Assuming a non-stick pan they're about as hard as boiling water.

>> No.11805249

Annoying T*rk

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what the fuck is the england one, i have literally never seen chips like that.

"cheesy chips" are just fries with grated cheese on top. also drunk food here is doner kebabs too like our fellow muslim country Turkey

>> No.11805319

looks like a creampie dripping out of a prolapsed anus

>> No.11805331

>this dude blasting rope
it really is oddly sexual the way he longingly gazes at saltbae

>> No.11805361

>drizzled with semen, resembling dipping sauce

>> No.11805371

more like prolapsed angus

>> No.11805464


How is the UK is not tikka or vindaloo? Get fucked mate

>> No.11805466

This never fails to make me mad

>> No.11805489

What in the fuck? Shitty Chinese food is the most popular go to on a night out.
No one apart from grannies eat champ. Fucking retards.

>> No.11805537

It's an abomination on a traditional mexican snack.

Whole tender corns are either simmered in hot water, or grilled with the leaves. Typically, they are seasoned to the taste of the customer. If you ask for all the seasonings, it'll usually have salt, mayo, chili paste, and powdered cheese, whatever manages to stick to it, in that order. The regular version is pretty awesome, this is an abomination.

That actually sounds like something you'd find in Mexico, except for the chamoy, chamoy in an elote is odd.

Nigga whether you like them or not they're contemporary mexican snacks. They're fucking thrash, but they are a thing.

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>> No.11805640

Hate this faggot. He does the simplest shit with such extravagance that it tricks retards into thinking it's impressive

>> No.11805658

why go through all the extra steps when you cut it in the end anyways? why not layer it like a normal human being?

>> No.11805681


>> No.11805685

So they can call it something else and make another shitty video.

>> No.11805694

looks good, I would put less beer tho

>> No.11805709

she cute

>> No.11805726

>just like grandma's

>> No.11805738

I'm so happy this is a farce video.

>> No.11805791

I can see two practical reasons, one being just that all the herbs are together and are less likley to be wasted and convince of having the rub already prepped

>> No.11805840

>Döner is really not a post drink food per se, if anything it is a post drink food

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>> No.11805976
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>> No.11805984

Dude this is fucking garbage.

>> No.11806011

Disgustingly overglutenized.

>> No.11806015

What the fuck is this shit.

>> No.11806018


>> No.11806021

how does he get out?

>> No.11806038

I kek'd loudly.

>> No.11806042

Shit's so much of a fuckin closeup I can't even see what the hell this goddamn nigger is doing

>> No.11806055

>just a fuckin bowl of mashed potatoes

>> No.11806091
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He's deboning ducks, then putting them inside each other.

>> No.11806109

I'm Mexican and what the FUCK is this shit, I wanna fucking die.

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>> No.11806133

how does he get out without stepping into the ice-cream?

>> No.11806167

when he finishes all the eggs

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>> No.11806374

jackie chan?

>> No.11806381

It's retarded, and I wouldn't buy it, but I'm genuinely surprised its only 13 dollars; you'd expect them to mark it up to 50 bucks or something to catch retards who want to flaunt cash

>> No.11806385

a nice what anon?

>> No.11806388

She cute but what the everliving fuck is that abomination of a dish

>> No.11806396

what's the thing he's cutting?

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>> No.11806410

oh, thanks, I dunno how I missed seeing him cut the bottom part off

>> No.11806679

Haha, no. The faggot that came up with the idea for this video probably watched The Three Caballeros once and thinks the whole country can be represented by that single state.

Hell, they didn't even get the dish right, for fuck's sake.

>> No.11806757

Correct. I think pastel is the most popular drunk food around here

>> No.11806760

It's just for tv to show the cross section you absolute retard

>> No.11806765

That looks like one of those spoof vids where someone splices in shots of silly cooking

>> No.11807259

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>> No.11807401

How does he get out?

>> No.11807421

Off that show he seems to actually be pretty nice.

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Fuck off Zalgo poster. Science knows how and why you work.

>> No.11807490
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>> No.11807513

Do you want a creampie too?

>> No.11807518

haha why would I want that imagine the feeling and smells

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>> No.11807530

y͔̼̰̜̩ou̧̻̦̣ ̠̪͇̰͞d̵̰o̪̫̪͕͕̬n'͓͕͕͍ṯ ̳̙̙̭k͖ͅn̜͘o͔̮̝̱w̹ ̰̠̣͖̬̥̤s̙̗̳ͅẖ̟̯͓͚̻ͅi̷͖t̜͓̟ f̴̸̼͚̹̞͇̺͎͚͉̤̖͙̯͕͙͆̈̉̃ͤͣͬ͒̈͟a̶̢̜̪̻̟̹̖̳̗̰͇̗͑̃͛͆ͭͨ̃̂͗̍́̀́̾̽ͬͧ̚͠͡ģ̹̥̮̱̭̻̙͉͍̺̳̘̜̹̪̽͒̏ͫ̎̇ͫͣ̑͛̋́́͘͠i̷̷͓͓̰̹̹̗̟̼̥̰̳̫̥̝̠͔̤ͭ̑̆̊̈͊ͬ̋͟t̡̘̼̦͔̥̭͕̐͗͆ͧͤ̀̕͜͟

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It's the precursor for how letters and numbers and other symbols can be displayed, only they don't have a boundary so they can be stacked on each other or moved in a column? Not a programmer, but I know you're not magical and well within the bounds of SCIENCE.

Dead god, dead meme, stolen generator.

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>> No.11807630

That's not food or cooking, but I'm still curious about why a grippy mat is making them panic.

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My body my choice sweaty

>> No.11807649

>gay pride
based japs

>> No.11807659

>cooking red onions
nigga wtf are you doing holy shit

>> No.11807660


ơ͇͙̱͈͕̻̤̭͈̠̟̎̇̽͊ͣͦͨͦh̴̸̹̹̜͇̭̘̙̪͙̻ͭ̉ͬ̓ͨͦͅ ̧̞̭͍̺͇̥̼̦͉̝̺̻̰̩̜́̂̃̎͐ͮͭͩ͠ņ̷̘̺̙̳̘͉̥͓͑͛̍̄͂̇́ͅo̧̢̹̣͔͖͕̰̜̪̱̮̗͎̩͔̮̭̩͔̞͗͋ͯͮͦ̓̓̌͌ͬ̂̋͒̂̌̓̚͘͟ ̛̩̥̱͓̙͎͓͎̮̔̔̈ͣͬ̑̑̆́̇̕͟z̨̛͓͚̮̜̞̥̬̫̳̣͌̆ͦ̽̉̂̐̉̑ͨͧ̄̈̃ͩ́̚͢͠ą̵̵͓̪̬̺̤͔̭̯͇̓͆͊͒̀̀̉͞͠l̴̜̞̮̗̭͙̙̝͚̹͗̈ͤ͛͡͞g̨͙̭͙͖̼͍̳̜̞̫̙̫͎̺̫̓ͩ̒ͨͦ̋̿ͩ̀̐́̄ͧ̉͂̉̐̒͒̀͞ͅǫ̡̼͕̬̟͊̽͑͜͡͝ ̛̼̣̘̺̮̠̯̗̥̿̎̆̾̍̚ͅí̯̤͎̭͎̯̣̤̰̹͚̜̼̱̒ͯ͛̏̂̃̊̈̓͂̑̕s̢̛̗̝̠͍̹͖̹̟͚̖̝̊̊̇ͪ̓ͧ̋̎̾͒̽̄̽̾̊̃ ̸͈̜̦̦͉̫̤̝̫̹̩͎͍͑̑̄͆ͦ̈͜b̴̢̫̭̼̗͙̣̻̭̼̙͔̫ͩ͌̈́͗̓̉ͫ͘a̡̯̻̼͍͔̦͈̹ͮ̔̽̾ͪ͑̾ͪ͝n̡͙̼̪̮ͨ̌̿̉̓̀͞͞ͅi̵̘͖͚̺̼̖̱̳̞̾̈́͂̑͂́̆ͫ͐ͨ̽̾̈ͩ͡͞ş͉̞͇͙̗̼ͩ͑͗͜͢͡͠h̵̷̳̭͎͖͕̮͉͇̄ͬ͛̊ͤ̓̄̄̈̉̓̔ͧ̄ͦ̂̚̚͟ě̸̡̧̼͓̰̣̖̟͙̜͔͌̒̇̏ͫͨ͊̽̈̊͢͜d̷̨͎̘̺̜͙̪̥̤̗̫̗̗̱̜̱̦̓͊̍̾ͭ̑ͯ̂͛̏ͬ͑
≯̵͇̥̦̩͓͊́ͤ͒̌̇̎ͧw̨̧̼̖̬̞̟͎̠͎̑ͩ͐̄̏̕ỏ̶̧͚͍͉̠̩̮͉̘̠̭̠̘͙̙̟̻͚̈͌͒̒͌̄͟͡ȩ̷̠̤̭̇̏̄ͬ̚͢͡ͅ ̵̛̯̰̦̣͎̜̫͓͈̭̗̜̙͙̺͎̐̌̾ͣͣ̄̈̋̾̉̚̕͘ͅi̝̙̘͎̤̻̳͕̝̹̳̬̞̰̜̥͎̫ͩ̃̊͒̎ͫ͋̍͂̍ͯͫ̉̒́͢s̵̢̛̙̹͍̫͎͓̟͇͙͖͕̠̠̜̘̰ͭ̔̄͌̌ͨ̈̓ͭ̿ͦ̊̌͝ ̵̷̴̞͓̘͔͇̖̗̰̝̭̗̥̫̙̩̻͓̣̑ͭ̌ͩ͑͗̎̽̎̇̽̓͘ͅm̯̜̜̩͈̼̠͔̿̉̾ͧ̐ͩ͛́͋͠͝͡ͅe̢̢̜͙̞͇͍̮̠͎̳͔̖̘̘̘͈̜̽ͭ̆͒ͭ̋͛ͨͫ́͜͝ ̴̧̨̢̣̦̱̰͇̪̠̘̱ͧ̍ͪ̽ͫ̑ͭ̊̏ͬ̋͆̂ͬ͒̔͠ͅi̴͎̘͖͓͚̼͕̮̪̣̞̫̝̟̜̪̻̇̈́̏̀̂ͭ́͢ͅ ̴̵̢̨̘̝͇̰̣̱͍̼͎̤̰͚̮̗͓̎̃͌̎ͩ̐ͤ̋ͮ̆͑͒͑̾ͅͅw̸̴̸̶̨͇̠̦̘̫̟͖̩̬̹͓̞̭̗͕̤ͯ̐̌į̘͚̰̤̬̤͇̻̦̬͈̌̐ͩ͛͋͝ļ̷̟̦̦̜̬̯̞̹͉͗̇̽̄̉ͩ͂̄ͫ̈́̆́͒l̴̖̟͎̝͇͓̪̯͍̜͍̦͍͛ͮͨ͒͒ͩͤ͆͒̎̾͂ͧͯ̍̊͑́̚ͅ ̴̧͓̺̞̓͌ͦ̽̓̉̍ͮͣͨ̈̌̇̇̃͗̀͡͝n̸̴̠͈͎͕̥̝̠̻̼̗̩̫̗͈̝͙͙̰ͦ̇̑́̂̇̄͋͟͞͞ë̢̢̟͕͍̖͕̠̟̜̖̫̼́̃̋͌̂͘͟ͅͅͅv̴̷̛͕̰͈̟̮̖͇̰̝̼̣̝̮̱̼̘̎̒̀͛͛ͬ̋ͨ̀e̸̢̖̙̘͙̝̦̦͓̍ͣ̇̋͋̍̋̓̔̿ͤ̈ͪ͑̚͡r̨̨̛͖̘͙̉̏̓͊͐ͨ͡͞ ̷̪͙̘̯͍̗̝̭͆̑ͯ͜m̞̝̥͙̺̻̯̼͍̱͚͖̭̌̆̈́̔͌̓ͤ̕͢͠͝e̴̛͔̭̳̳̥̯͎͔̙̙͇̟̰̙̖̩͎̎̽͂̑̍̊̇ͫͧ̑͛ͧ̃͛̉ͯͦ̀̕m̶̦̼̣͍͓̻̣̫͓͔̭̝̻̽̈́ͣ͛͌̎̊̿̍̎̋͗́e̛̼̥̝͔͔͔̥̼͙̬̼͚̻͒̇̉́̒͊ͬ͛͌ͮ̔ͩ̃̍̓̽̀͜͞͡ ̸̱͓̜̭͎͉̫̆͐ͬͭͬ̽̃͗͛̉̿͊͒͆a̮̝̯̳̱͙̘̞͙̞͔ͣ̃̄ͤ̇ͮ̎̆͋̆ͯ͊́ͫͧͪ̉͞g̡͎͈̙̖̩̘͗̈̿̋̃͐ͤ̈́ͭͬ̆̄̀̉̀͞a̷̛̝͇̥̞̬͍̫͕̘̼̪ͪ̐̊̏͋̑̒͋ͦͬͩ̿̇̓̀̕ͅͅi̸̜̗̗͖̩̠̺͚̦̼̬͚͖͈̊ͪ͐̌͐̇̄̏͐͛́̚̚͟͡n̸͓̦̼͍̙̤ͯ̏͐͑͂̽̌ͤ̀͝ͅ

>> No.11807695

The were a string of accidents where that metal plate opened up and people fell into what is basically a huge meat grinder

>> No.11807713

One fell in China and a woman died because of it so people avoided stepping on them. There's a video of it somewhere.

>> No.11807716

Liveleak search "chinese escalator accidents". There have been a lot of cases of that metal plate collapsing and people getting grinded up by the stairs. One really fucked up one is a mother and her toddler. She falls in first, then grabs her child and hoists him up and out before his legs get caught. She died but saved her kid.

>> No.11807727

>no gloves
>half the meat flies out of the table
o what the shit

>> No.11807751


>> No.11807808

>drunk food

>> No.11807833


>> No.11807857

It's been posted here that much.

>> No.11807916


>> No.11808230

There's only the one video with the woman. Where are you getting "multiple cases" from? Everyone only ever shows the one video.

>> No.11808254

Iran is an Islamic theocracy. Alcohol is banned.

>> No.11808434

>Can't separate the character from the man.

>> No.11808445

Imagine having to sit there guarding the kings eggs while the kings is having a blast in the room right next to you? You can't even be like "Fuck you, King. " and sneak an egg to eat or throw because the king knows how many eggs he has just from a glance.

>> No.11808455

haha looks like a tiny bao

>> No.11808472

>reported to police
someone has a small penis..

>> No.11808473
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>plops all the cheese out of the thing
wtf was the point then?

>> No.11808486

Someone has never seen Mr. Nice Guy.

>> No.11808491
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>cracking a raw egg into a bowl of ramen after serving it
that's not how that works is it?

>> No.11808492

>Plays around with the cones
>Puts them back
no sir

>> No.11808502

What’s wrong with this? You guys don’t eat your birds medium rare?

>> No.11808588

>seasoning before cooking.
Its just gonna come off

>> No.11808644

Press it in.

>> No.11808663

You don't make it that way?

>> No.11808690

Who the fuck thinks this is good?

>> No.11808726

All that deboning and he's just gonna plop it into some soup anyway? Nigga, those bones have flavor!

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>gold leaf
If you EVER, and I mean EVER see any sort of a dish even remotely incorporating gold leaf, run the fuck away. The extra cost to adding gold leaf could be used to actually make the damn thing taste better or use better ingredients.

>> No.11808878

salt preserves the pulsed herbs better than if they're raw

>> No.11808886

This is actually a pretty interesting way of making lasagna. The problem with the traditional 'layered' method is that it's difficult to cut and eat the noodles without the filling spilling out of the open sides; making them into rolls fixes that problem.

With that said, it'd be far easier to just adapt the recipe for ravioli instead and save all the trouble.

>> No.11808901

>when all you can afford is corn and corn and corn
must suck to live somewhere where even the street food is shit

>> No.11808903

>Reviewing 'cause bored.
>i'm not sure if those are diced red peppers or diced tomatoes on that peppy slice, but i'm really fuckin' hoping it's the peppers.
>looks hella delicious, would def combine veg and beef tho.
>Can't go wrong with poutine. That's a measly helping of gravy though. Dry as fuck.
>Flour tortillas? Really? Come on Buzzfeed, y'all are in Cali. You can at least get some store-bought corns.
>Pass on the balls, that shrip stew tho. I looove shrimp.
>Literally nothing wrong with this. You better stir that butter in there quick though.
>Not a fan of tomatoes, but basically a gyro but a bit different. Sounds good to me!
>Arugula is literally the definition of "bitter", and doesn't belong on anything. hard pass.
>Y'all pastaheads can do better than that.
>Not sure how i feel about the no sauce, but the spiced sausage makes up for it. Would try.
Sorry japs, buzzfeed cucked ya again. <3
>be me
>watching video
>"Currywurst & Fries"
>"covered in ketchup"
>error 404: respect for germany not found
Czech Republic:
>Basically a grilled cheese with yellow mustard (a sin in itself) and mayo. Will just stick to grilled cheese, ty CR. Come back next year.
>Shittier version of loaded fries. Would rather get fish and chips.

>> No.11808913
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>using the knife to cut the lasagna noodle after covering it with ricotta spread

>> No.11808916

>real old fashioned
Whenever I hear this term, it usually means it's gonna suck balls.

>> No.11808929

>wasting the stem
It's like the fancy housewife cuisine trends of the 50s all over again.

>> No.11808945

Who hurt you Anon

>> No.11808950

These tricks can ONLY be done with Turkish ice-cream, because they use mastic resin as a thickener which makes them incredibly gluey.

>> No.11808981

BBC porn when?

>> No.11809048

What genuine fun, it warms my heart :3

>> No.11809111

Period. Had a gf who had a nice period. Barely anything came out.

>> No.11809118

It doesnt. It tastes like normal, albeit good ice cream. For 10 dollars, it's not worth it at all. Sad thing, is that there are much better options right near that place. And the place is just a testament that people will pay anything for Instagram porn.
T. New Yorker

>> No.11809142

That chicken got BLACKED (and deckered)

>> No.11809147

What's wrong with that?

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>> No.11809234

That fried cheese thing from Czech republic is completely wrong. Nobody puts plain mayo and/or mustard in it. It’s also not made from mozzarella.
Usually it’s:
>sesame seed bun
>breaded and deep fried edam cheese
>tartar sauce/spicy mayo (maybe ketchup if you are a pleb)
>shredded cabbage/lettuce
>optional is tomato and pickled hot peppers

>> No.11809237

okay yeah that sounds much better.
especially the cabbage w/ spicy mayo

that's a really thick slice of cheese though. idk if i could handle biting into that much cheese all at once.

>> No.11809259

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort sperg pasta up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just auto-post. Oh, and we all know the post. The "epic" pasta, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan sperging about the egg king. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic autistic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.11809272

It’s like half an inch thick slice of cheese and once you have a bite of bun, cabbage and cheese at once, it’s completely fine.
There was this small street stand where they used to make those sandwiches 10 years ago for like 0,8€, loaded with hot peppers, twice as thick slice of cheese, massive amount of fresh cabbage mixed with sauerkraut and onions and some spicy mayo. Was probably the best one I’ve ever had. We used to buy it before a night of heavy drinking. Good times.

>> No.11809277

the one in the pic looked massive.

yours sounds much better

>> No.11809285

>putting carbs on carbs with salt and ketchup
That's a scottish top chef for you. Instead of whining and complaining about weird dishes other restaurants serve, he should try to innovate those dishes and make them enjoyable for himself, instead of telling others to change their cuisine.

>> No.11809286

The biggest problem is it’s very hard to find good fried cheese sandwich theese days.

>> No.11809287

>"Ah sweet, elote, I haven't had that in ages."
>proceeds to cover it in garbage


>> No.11809298

Very much this

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Nope Philippines easily has the best drunk food.

>> No.11809390

When are you fucks gonna get new shit?

>> No.11809428

I'm just sitting over here waiting for more salt bae webms desu

>> No.11809501


oh god



>> No.11809517


>literally just melted cheese with potato starch holding it together

>> No.11809697

Because aligot is fucking delicious. Ever had it ?

>> No.11809765
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>error 404: respect for germany not found
Anon, that's not some random sugar overdose ketchup, it's special curry ketchup (often spicy) made specifically for currywurst (like pic related).

>> No.11810135

>You can't do [thing] in [place] because [religion] says so
>Implying most people anywhere actually give a single shit-stained fuck about what their religions dictate as long as they're not caught
Yes, alcohol is forbidden for Muslims in Iran, and guess what? They'll buy it on the black market, make it at home, buy it from non-Muslims, and get shitfaced anyway, goat-fucking prophet or nosy old bastard in the sky or not:

>> No.11810152

the only "this" deserved there is "wow you are so fucking ignorant and retarded" when talking about you

>> No.11810179

Holy shit you're retarded. American I bet?

>> No.11810187

You're such a dumb nigger, stop posting.

>> No.11810213

You achieve far better results and taste by doing this with a pestle and mortar.

>> No.11810217

Am I the only one who wish that posting "Tasty" style videos should be a bannable offense?

>> No.11810241

>Live an a european ghetto
>Occasionally eat at a low-tier shawarma pusher
>Cheap, owner is nice enough.
>At one point came back from vacation to Turkey
>Says he ate at "Salt bae's" home restaurant
>Tell him yeah right
>He shows me pictures of the place on his phone including a selfie with the man himself

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>> No.11810357

Lime on watermelon could potentially work.

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>> No.11810847

I want to punch whoever did this

>> No.11810856

>eating precious metals
Thats it, they're gone forever. Now theres less gold in the world. The most precious metal used throughout time. Fucking assholes.

>> No.11810945

Don't worry, metals aren't digestible. It's perfectly fine somewhere down in the sewers. The thing that should be bothering you is that China is consuming world's gold reserves just so they could shit them down the drain.

>> No.11810950

some metals including gold*

>> No.11811030

>no budáskenyér
wew lads

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>take a regular food that tastes pretty good and is pretty well priced
>take that food and add gold leaf, black truffles, squid ink, caviar, foie gras, expensive cheese, and whatever other "Super expensive fancy ingredients" everyone and their grandmother knows about and could name
>sell it for $800 and call it "the world's most expensive [name of dish]" and watch as people make news articles and videos on your super unique and totally not overpriced and definitelt not terrible tasting dish because you're literally just throwing expensive shit together for the sake of it
I genuinely hate this trend and I want it to die.

>> No.11811143

>Cheese sauce and garlic aioli
Wtf, no. Can you even buy any of those two products in any shops here?

No, UK has best drunk food, in that we can't even cook so we just use a packet of pork scratchings or nibble some cheese as a chaser or some bollocks, so we we can keep on drinking without getting bloated. Is why you cook better than us and we're better at getting unconscious than you faggots. Thanks for Pinakurat though, I appreciate you pricks just for that alone, legit it should'a taken over the world by now.

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And the other half of that meal

>> No.11811504

it just keeps getting worse, what the fuck

>> No.11811512

I have no clue. Are those onions in there?

The girl is cute, though.

>> No.11811524

>You better stir that butter in there quick though.

bruh.....you dip bread into the butter

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On a scale of 1-Starbucks, how American are you?

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>> No.11811975

>no garlic
>searing with no oven finish for full roast

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>> No.11812136

Ah yes, traditional Indian food...a plate of bum pudding...

>> No.11812144

Alchohol was banned in America a hundred or so years back iirc.
Didn't make that much of a difference.

>> No.11812152

Maybe if the punishment was death it would have.

>> No.11812221

>gulps it all down in 23s

>> No.11812230

looks pretty good

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>> No.11812490

>putting carbs on carbs
Exactly what I was about to post.
Anglo 'food', ladies and gentlemen

>> No.11812509

>raw honey
wtf do some people do with honey if you have to mention it's raw?

>> No.11812514

Pasteurize it.

>> No.11812541

Absolutely retarded/murican post/20

>> No.11812582

You know, I'd also rant about this a long time ago, but I realized I'd probably look like a retard if I did. Still, thanks.

>> No.11812619

aaaah wtf

This is like something my mom would cook

>> No.11812640

I'm so upset that we never see this after it's been cooked

>> No.11812690

Found the refugee

>> No.11812806

>guaranteed angry replies

>> No.11812934

What comes before the hair?
I cant tell what that thing is

>> No.11813058

>kosher salt

>> No.11813220

/r/ing the asian girl holding a shrimp in chopsticks and never eating it. i need it to trigger someone.

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Is this it?

>> No.11813671
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fucking europoors

>> No.11813699

I'm sorry anon just the other week I saw the full webm with the cooked result and the heifer eating the whole fuckin' thing. I should've saved it, I should've for you.

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>> No.11814533

>kosher salt because your entire buzzfeed work place are kikes

>> No.11814539

yes /ck, let the /pol flow through you

>> No.11814558

Yeah maybe but i wouldnt pay over 6 quid for a chip butty. its always something ive ate at home

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>> No.11814657

fuck off, plebbit

>> No.11814734

I get one of those gold sheets for 2,70€, so they just quadrupled the price and give you shitty icecream with it.

>> No.11814777

You like your fucking baby food with twenty pounds of cheese, Europoor?

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>he thinks a plain potato is ruined by butter and cheese
What the fuck do they put in your tapwater man

>> No.11814814

>Being THIS upset

>> No.11814835

you know shit's gonna get real wild when they put the corn in the styrofoam box

>> No.11814865

not even close
google "Smažák" for the real thing
and proper drunk food is "Utopenec" or "Nakládaný Hermelín"

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I got you senpai

>> No.11814906

>mmmm yummy toast sandwich

>> No.11814934

the guy is spending time cutting a design in and you want him to leave the stem on? also how do you know its wasted? what the fuck is wrong with you autistic retards.

>> No.11814976

That fucking leaf...

>> No.11815108

rosemary can be overpowering. the fact that youd use more than a sprig while cooking a steak is ruining it

>> No.11815132

Geez calm your tits

>> No.11815163

I agree absolutely haram. Drinking is only for the children of rich aristocrats in Iran while everyone else struggles to afford day to day stuff.

>> No.11815209

This angers me to no end.

>> No.11815253

british people are surely the worlds most downsyndromed people

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>> No.11815606

Thank god

>> No.11815659

dios mios

>> No.11815732

and its fucking delicious, i have a bottle in my fridge right now

>> No.11816394

based and indigo pilled

>> No.11816524

no idea what the fuck you guys are on about. seems like standard roux procedure except in a much higher quantity and with oil instead of butter. It seems way too fucking specific though imo. Roux's a thickener not a flavor booster so why the fuck add onions at the END? making jammy onions to add onto the roux i could understand but this? seems fucking random. Also the quantities are massive. I have no fucking clue what recipe could possibly use that mouch roux.

>> No.11816554

Look up cajun roux, they use it primarily for flavoring. It seemed unusual to me too, but you can just buy bags of ready toasted flour for the same purpose in France.

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For some reason the ''0% juice'' made me laugh like an idiot. The way it's written almost seem like a fucking parody

>> No.11817328

always watch this one for the girl

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