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>bye a Vegan product
>add meat to it

who /devilish/?

>> No.11799224

>>11799221
This meme is retarded

>> No.11799234

>eat a box of kraft dinner 1 day after expiration
LOCK ME UP

>> No.11799236

>>11799221
There's nothing to stop you from doing so. In fact, many vegan products need the addition of a second item to be palatable. For example, tofu. Unless you marinate it well or enjoy the taste of daddy's cum, you are going to choke on it with every bite. Slicing it and adding it to a well dressed burger and it becomes ambrosia. Add oyster sauce to taste.

>> No.11799240

>>11799221
>buy kraft mac n cheese
>throw out noodles, use cheese for homemade pasta

>> No.11799302

>>11799221
>bye
buy*
stupid fucking frogposters

>> No.11799329

>>11799221
I got kicked out of two separate summer camps for feeding bacon to jews. I was a proud jew turned atheist and wanted to spread the word that god wouldn't strike people down for eating bacon. The parents had shit fits, it was pretty hillarious.
I told all of my classmates that santa and the tooth fairy weren't real, every year until 5th grade. Never got in trouble for that one, but I made a few kids cry.
I set several siddurs (jewish bibles) on fire in the parking lot in order to try to get kicked out of hebrew school. The rabbi's face was hillarious, and I got out of hebrew school for a month but my mom had to pay to replace the books (like $350 total).
I stole cigarettes and lighters and handed them out at recess in middle school. Did that daily for a month and got a few kids hooked before I got caught. I held onto an unlit one and told the kids it would make them cooler if they smoked, they believed me even though they never saw me light up.
There was some more stuff but I'd rather not admit to it in case someone searches my internet usage at some point.

>> No.11799333

>>11799329
did you also torture small animals?

>> No.11799369

>>11799333
Nah no pets because I didn't have any friends and no one left them outside. I never caught anything bigger than a snake (and one time a mouse). Mostly just insects, like suffocating them, burning them, drowning them, pulling off their legs and stabbing them with the legs and sticks, normal stuff. People are a lot more fun to fuck with though, even though you can't go as far.

>> No.11799396

>>11799333
>torture animals
Didn’t you read his post at all? That’s all he’s been doing

>> No.11799607

>>11799221
veggie burgers with bacon and curly fries/onion rings are like my favorite snack right next to the club sandwich and tea.

>> No.11800742

>>11799396
Jews aren't animals, we're the superior race because all the shit we've been given has made us stronger. If jews weren't barred from regular banks, they never would have started their own banks, etc.

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>> No.11801514

>>11799329
You sound like a real cool dude!
Tell me about the part that never happened again.