/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11791750]

i'm a 26 year old neet who has never cooked a meal or bought groceries before. i moved out 2 days ago and i'm almost out of hotpockets. what should i do?

[Anonymous No.11791753]

buy more hotpockets

[Anonymous No.11791754]

>>11791750
Why don't you just get a girlfriend? They usually know how to cook.

[Anonymous No.11791759]

the only thing left to do is kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11791764]

>>11791754

that's a story for another time, but the answer involves a western jewish conspiracy against white people

[Anonymous No.11791765]

>>11791750
Do you have a full kitchen? Tools?

[Anonymous No.11791766]

>>11791765
cant cook with a screwdriver you fucking idiot lmao

[Anonymous No.11791767]

>>11791764
Lol victim mentality

[Anonymous No.11791768]

>>11791750
lol i hate mondays too garfelf

[Anonymous No.11791769]

>>11791765

i have at least a rice cooker, crockpot, and skillet

[Anonymous No.11791770]

>>11791750
I'm glad this thread is so "epic" and "lol"

[Anonymous No.11791773]

>>11791766
Yeah I'm gonna need you to go neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.11791802]

>>11791767

the international jewish conspiracy is a scientific fact, but i think this is a digression and i already think about jews enough. let's talk about cooking, i'm hungry

[Anonymous No.11791968]

>>11791769
Well that’s plenty right there. Learn to use the rice cooker (can’t help there but I’ve heard it’s easy). A skillet can do lots for the non-rice part of the meal. Do you have a cutting board and a knife? Stir fries are very easy, and relatively safe since you have to be standing over it. What kind of food do you like? Inb4 lasagna.

[Anonymous No.11791975]

>>11791764
>>11791802
Hope this answers your >>11791754 question as to why he doesn't have a girlfriend. He doesn't have a fucking snowball's chance in hell.

[Anonymous No.11791977]

>>11791753
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.11791983]

>>11791764
>>11791802
>The Jews are why I'm not a winner

[Anonymous No.11791984]

Orange cat bad

[Anonymous No.11791989]

>>11791802
Goddamnit why does every innocent childhood 2D cartoon have to get turned into some 3D bullshit with a "le quirky XD" sense of humor
Fuck this

[Anonymous No.11792005]

>>11791750
Look up some basic recipes to cook, and start from there. See if you can find multiple recipes that use the same ingredients. If you buy veggies, you can get more flavor variety in your diet for cheap, but it doesn't sound like you like vegetables. Here is an example of what I normally buy for the week. But you probably need more since I've been restricting to 1000cal a day
>Yogurt
>Eggs
>Cheese
>Soup
>Deli meat
>Bread
>Canned beans
>Frozen chicken
>BBQ sauce
>Broccoli
>Green beans
>Brussel Sprouts
>Carrots
>Spaghetti
>Spaghetti sauce (one jar gives me about 5 servings but I don't eat large portions)

[Anonymous No.11792015]

>>11791989
technology exists, anon

[Anonymous No.11792153]

>>11791968

i did make some rice today since i was eating all of the hotpockets (which werent mine). not sure if i have a cutting board and knife, probably do. i do like lasagna but i probably couldnt cook that or be bothered to at least. of the food i can cook i like fish i guess. maybe chicken if its easy but i havent tried

>>11792005

where do i get premium good recipes which are also easy to do?

[Anonymous No.11792238]

>>11791989
*ting* *ting* *ting* *ting*
AHEM.
FUCK MONDAYS!

[Anonymous No.11792271]

>>11791989
OP here, it's the Jews fault. They are breeding out whiteness to ensure that I can't procreate with my superior genes. At least I have anime, vidya, and my /pol/ brethren. Praise Kek and Shadilay, bros. Deus Vult!

[Anonymous No.11792351]

>>11792271
Why do you watch anime when its made by nonwhites?

[Anonymous No.11792702]

>>11792351
I only watch it sometimes. I also watch BBC cuck porn for a change of pace - I am /pol/ after all.

[Anonymous No.11792856]

>>11791750
Rice, egg
Rice, chicken
Beans
Bacon then use the fat too cook whatever

[Anonymous No.11794233]

>>11791968
Nermal was my first exposure to traps.

[Anonymous No.11795250]

>>11792702
just because you're politically ignorant doesnt mean that people who mention certain groups are "poltards"

[Anonymous No.11795272]

>26 year old
>neet
>never learned how to take care for himself
>doting parents
>somehow the jews are at fault

Typical p*ltard

[Anonymous No.11796389]

>>11792153
Chicken is super easy. Just get a chicken cutlet (boneless breast), cut it up fairly small, like cubes or strips. Fry it in some oil on high heat until it’s golden brown, or at least white all the way through. This takes no time at all. Now you can put it aside and fry up some vegetables in the same way (cut thin, fry to desired done-ness). Start with a little minced garlic let it cook just a moment, then some sliced onion, then any other vegetable. Mix the chicken back in and that’s it. Congratulations, you now have the basis of all stir fries. From there you can experiment with other recipies, ingredients and sauces.

Take the above: Add slices of green pepper with the onion, a can of pinto/red beans once you add the chicken back in, and a packet of sazon. Maybe some green olives. That over yellow rice.

Or add a bit of ginger with the garlic, a can of pineapple at the end and a tablespoon or two of soy sauce. Let that boil down a bit and have with white rice.

Get some curry pastes/cubes and follow the instructions there, those are a nice start.

[Anonymous No.11797261]

>>11791750
Like the other anon said, stir fries are your best bet for learning first, easy meals. Basically throw shit in the pan/wok and watch it cook.
Meat first though, since it needs more time to cook, then the veg.
Once done throw it on the rice you just cooked and violin !
You'll fuck up sometimes, but the important part is to keep doing it and learning from your mistakes.

Also eggs. First meal I ever made was scrambled eggs.
Since I was a kid with zero experience, they were drier than the fucking Sahara desert and I managed to drop the pan on the floor which then ripped a nice big circle out of the linoleum we had in the kitchen back then. /blog

Point is, don't get discouraged, ask your friends, if you have any, for honest, constructive feedback and just keep on improving.

Last small tip, it's easier to add ingredients than it is to remove them, so go easy on spices, add more as you go and keep on tasting.

[Anonymous No.11798939]

OP

literally don't listen to any of these guys.

i was in your same position and one day said "i'm gonna learn to make burritos." burritos are my favorite food and i thought to myself "how hard can they be?"

they're not that hard. think of one of your favorite things to eat and look up a recipe on youtube. if it's too hard, think of another thing to cook until you feel comfortable cooking it. i'd definitely recommend burritos or stir fry of some kind.

i got the stir fry from based greg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk46PaIQaa0

[Anonymous No.11798947]

>>11798939
also keep in mind you don't need everything the youtube video says. like in this greg's kitchen stir fry video he wants oyster sauce, ginger, chile, etc. i usually just use soy sauce or some kinda teriyaki sauce. start with stuff you can understand/know you'll like then move on to experiment when you feel comfortable.


oh yeah eggs are easy too

[Anonymous No.11798959]

>>11791766
Is that a challenge?