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pinnacle of cooking shows?
first one I saw, about best pizza
https://youtu.be/r70gDVAlshw

>> No.11791502
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>>11791460

>> No.11791509

making croissants
https://youtu.be/8zI-Q1MW_2o

>> No.11791520

I don’t believe /ck/ can mess this up

>> No.11791590

he imports pasta machine from China
https://youtu.be/ZEObYihnJRA

>> No.11791760
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>that skinny weenie
>not bruno albouze

>> No.11791788

>>11791760
he’s not funny

>> No.11791793

>>11791760
his recipes look very good
>no longer sad Cooking Alone is gone

>> No.11791849

>>11791788
no shit, he's corny and adorable

>> No.11791904

I like him.

>> No.11791923
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He's fun, and its obvious he built up his show based on his talent and personality because he's on youtube. Unlike the food network thots who went to culinary school for a year then sucked off some food network executive to be the host of some martha bakes clone. Pic related

>> No.11791937

>>11791923
Is that mannish gook Jess Tom finally gone for good or

>> No.11791942

>>11791923
just look at those

>> No.11792352

>>11791460
>pinnacle of cooking shows?
absolutely not he is pretentious as hell and hes not even that good of a chef

>> No.11792653

>>11791760
>that knife
This nigga boutta go to the crater and fight Sephiroth

>> No.11792668

>>11792352
he’s not pretentious he’s French

>> No.11794037

>>11792352
I can't imagine what he said or did that made you think he is pretentious. Honestly, anybody with any amount of confidence at all, must seem confident to you desu. Most of his recipes are simplified versions of the "authentic" version. Pretty much the opposite of pretentious. Go on being a contrarian piece of shit though.

>> No.11795346

His French omelet video was really good

>> No.11795353

>>11794037
>cook pasta
>throw it out
>cook more pasta in the previous pasta water
?

>> No.11795402

>>11794037
He's a French piece of shit and his videos are the pinnacle of pretentiousness. Like frenchies are annoying and pretentious by default. That's their culture. This is not even a contrarian opinion. No one in Europe likes frenchies anyway.

I would almost accuse you of being French yourself for not being oblivious to the pretentiousness, but since you didn't just disregard English as the lingua franca and reply in French, you must be American.

>> No.11795410

>>11795353
Also being French and thinking you know anything about pasta is a good giveaway.

Throwing pasta immediately away is like pissing on your dead Italian grandma's grave.

>> No.11795495

He is in love with his accent like all French.. Speak American damnit.

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>>11791502
>expensive hipster food
>looks shittier than a quality frozen pizza from food freezer
go fucking die

>> No.11795512

>>11791923
I'd plow that bobblehead.

>> No.11795553

>>11791502
I tasted that pizza and it was god tier, you monkey

>> No.11795724

>>11795402
>No one in Europe likes frenchies anyway
This, anon, is true. Pretentious, ignorant, arogant nigger pussies. That’s what they are. There’s also French war flag on their national flag.

>> No.11795741

His kitchen/workshop is terrific.

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I like the diy engineering angle he takes on everything. Like the crossover video with Steele or whatever that Brits name is. The ramen series he made was cool. Where he did a crossover with thisoldtony.
>>11795410
>Only Italians can ever know anything about pasta


But yea, he's the pretentious one.


Besides who gives a shit what some dirty wop thinks. Seriously Italians are gross.

>> No.11795828

>>11795782
excellent summary
now, how is /ck/ going to mess this up?

>> No.11796749

>>11792352
>>11795402
>/ck/
>Where trolls have no fucking clue what pretentious actually means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpbdGnJbneE

He starts off each topic fresh, researches and explores it, and does a shit-ton of trial and error to reach the end product. How is that "pretentious"?

>> No.11796766

>>11796749
>does a shit-ton of trial and error to reach the end product.
Wrong, his researchers, home economonists and chefs do it all. He's just a TV presenter and producer.

>> No.11796770

His kitchen and silver sharpie are max comfy

>> No.11796812

>>11796766
Would you please shut up
Alex French Cooking Guy is the best thing to happen to /ck/ since Cooking Alone got that restraining order

>> No.11796817

>>11796812
>muh YouTube e-celebs
Go back to Facebook.

>> No.11796875

>>11796766
Proving my point about the trolls.

>> No.11797312

>>11791460
I fucking hate that guy. He looks like he smells like shit. Dirty ass greasy yellow teeth frenchman. He seriously does disgust me. Probably smells like bad breath, BO, cigarettes, and cheap cologne.

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>Giving a fuck what a Jew thinks about cooking

>> No.11797327

>>11797312
Also his mannerisms and how he says whatsup guys its alex really pisses me off. Not to mention he put up a mural of a bunch of angry black kids from the wire on his wall. Yeah thats real awesome who wouldnt want a bunch of black kids scowling at them every day? Like what in the fuck was that about? French faggot.

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>>11795402
>>11795410
>>11795495
>>11795506
>>11797312
>>11797323
>>11797327
I can't imagine my life being so shitty that I'd be this bitter. Why are you all so miserable? Do you need a hug? Or maybe just to get out of mommy's basement for a while...

>> No.11797394

His videos are decent enough, but I find his humour and mannerisms extremely annoying
Though desu most YouTube cooks are annoying faggots so...

>> No.11797404

>>11797348
>someone doesnt like what I like
>they must be a loser
>Im certainly not the one who is wrong

>> No.11797425

>>11797404
Just because you don't have a cool kitchen studio you built entirely on Youtube moneys doesn't mean you have to be an envious twat.

>> No.11797432

>>11797312
>>11797327
woah bro, calm down

>> No.11797433

>>11796766
>TV

>> No.11797450

>>11797432
>>11797425
>>11797348

>I would love to have a mural of black kids scowling at me because I am definitely not racist and diversity is our strength :^).
>it really does look cool seriously guys

>> No.11797470

>>11797404
>>11797450
It's ridiculous how delusional you are about your bitterness. I hope your life gets better and you can change, anon.

>> No.11797511

>>11797470
bitterness about what? Wondering what motivation a guy would have for putting an extremely ugly, unsettling, pointless mural on his wall for reasons other than virtue signalling?

Get a life. Keep defending your french butt buddy faggot fuck. Hopefully one day youll get a brain.

How am i delusional about my bitterness? What does that even mean? Do you think that I don't realize im being "mean" about alex french guy cooking? God I cannot stand liberal losers like you.

>> No.11797515

Not really a fan of his stuff. I don't find his character that appealing, and his recipes aren't anything to write home about. But he's definitely much better and tolerable than a good majority of YT Cooks.

>> No.11797552

>>11797511
>Seething about things he could easily avoid

>> No.11797565

>>11797511
>being this mad about cooking videos
Yikes. Looks like I struck a nerve too, bitterboi. If you want to make a change, try hopping off your tinyhands boyfriend's cheeto dick and grow up a little. :)

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>>11797511
>God I cannot stand liberal losers like you.

>> No.11797612

>>11791460
He's Brother Green Eats tier. Good if you don't know shit about food. If you can cook a decent french omelet, this guy won't do much for you.

>> No.11797807

>>11797312
>>11797327
>>11797511
Seriously, what kind of life do you have that you feel it necessary to project your self hating bitterness on hobby boards? I understand there's a board for that on the site, but why bother hobby enthusiasts with that crappy stench??

>> No.11797816

>>11797612
he shows how to make an omelet
I like his kitchen/workshop

>> No.11797850

We really didn't need a whole series on his DIY shopping bag, that's really only one video of material. I want him to do more stuff with pantry staples like the chickpeas/sardines/tuna videos. Or maybe another round of tartine videos.

>> No.11797876

>>11792352
he doesn't pretend to be a chef
hell the name of his channel is "french guy cooking"
he's selling himself as "just a dude"

>> No.11797880

>>11797850
he's got a survey running, you could tell him that

>> No.11798835

>>11797880
I think I will. I'd like to see his take on lentils.

>> No.11798996

No, Bruno, Cooking with Russia and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0m_Ah8P_MQbnn77-vYnYw are the only 3 decent cooking channels.

>> No.11799484

>>11791788
Nobody said he had to be.

>> No.11799507

>>11797511
based tard rage-chan

>> No.11801068

>>11797876
All french people are good at cooking, so by stating that he's french, he's implying that he's a good cook.

>> No.11801150

>>11791460
>onions are not the key
opinion disregarded soyfag

>> No.11801387

>>11795402
>>11795724
Why are foreigners so obsessed by us? We do not think about you at all.

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Watched some awhile ago but think I was manic at the time. Looking back it seems like a waste of time.
At least a female can redeem the show with just her presence if the rest is shit. Men should not be in cooking shows, she should be actual cooks.
Chef john is the exception because he doesn't show his face, just the food.

>> No.11801646

>>11801387
Jealousy. Britain and the US have always had a deep seated inferiority complex about the higher level french culture.

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My latest favorite cooker on Youtube. Great approach to different methods and a delightful accent to boot!

>> No.11801730

>>11797323
/thread

>> No.11801778

>>11797348
We are not salty the guy just make obnoxiously long videos.
I mean, last time he made video about baking croassaints and he didnt make a single one, just kept talking about it.

>> No.11801876

That's probably the gayest french accent I've ever heard. Remind me of cedric villani.

Pizza look amazing though.

>> No.11802034

>>11791460
He makes cute experiments, but French Cooking Academy is the real God-tier channel

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>>11797511
Fucking hell did you get diddled by a frog or something