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[Anonymous No.11789889]

Have you ever met a vegan? What was your experience with them?

[Anonymous No.11789914]

>>11789889
He wasn't "a vegan" but he ate vegan.
Probably just because he wanted to try it?
But he's been keeping it up for over half a year now.
Maybe he's just trying to get into someone's pants.
He's a mysterious person.

[Anonymous No.11790506]

>>11789889
I met one and she was insane. She was screaming and waving her hands around like a complete psycho. I ran out of the vegan restaurant in fear of my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPZxaF6ZiiY

[Anonymous No.11790510]

This guy at my work is vegan. He's like 6'9 and you can see his baby-arm dick through his jeans. He smells like sunflowers. I swear he was only 6 feet tall a few years ago...

[Anonymous No.11790515]

>>11789889
>Have you ever met a vegan?
Yeah a few.

>What was your experience with them?
Very lean. Seemed nice enough.

[Anonymous No.11790519]

>>11789889
This ones better

[Anonymous No.11790523]

My wife has been vegan for about five years now but you doesn’t mind me eating meat. To be honest when I cook it’s ptetty easy as she mainly eats soup and salads. We don’t give her son meat at the moment but when he gets a bit older he can make his own decision. It’s really not a big deal.

[Anonymous No.11790527]

>>11790523
Is her son a good kisser?

[Anonymous No.11790530]

>eats only meat

[Anonymous No.11790531]

>>11790523
What does son meat taste like?

[Anonymous No.11790532]

>>11790523
This shit is getting really old

[Anonymous No.11790534]

>>11790523
Jamal Jr. isn't going to grow up very strong if you cripple him like that, Anon.

[Anonymous No.11790536]

>>11790523
you forgot to add "Im gay btw" at the end, but still pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.11790552]

>>11790510
Is doubling your dick size common with veganism? I almost went to the doctor when it happened to me.

[Anonymous No.11790556]

>>11790523
>her son

[Anonymous No.11790558]

>>11790532
This.
The whole veggie/vegan/carnivore debate is pretty dull and tiresome.

[Anonymous No.11790598]

>>11790532
No.
Cuckposting never gets old lol.

[Anonymous No.11790617]

>>11790598

[Anonymous No.11790635]

>>11790617

[Anonymous No.11790651]

>>11790635
https://news.llu.edu/wholeness/loma-linda-s-longevity-legacy
Imagine if he ate meat. He would have died at 50.

[Anonymous No.11790664]

>>11790651
His teeth were gone long before 50

Freelee's latest rant admits that the vegan lifesickness is established fact. Your job is to suffer and die for the animals. Proceed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z3zO6KC920

[Anonymous No.11790668]

>>11790651
Sheesh. If I lasted much longer my wife would be fed up with how much of her day I'm taking up, and her daughter wouldn't be any happier.

[Anonymous No.11790748]

>>11789889
Some cute girl at my work. She was very friendly and not in your face about it though. Sometimes she even felt like cheating little with some innocent non-vegan thing like some cookie or a piece of pie and it was fun trying to make her believe that it was even worse than eating a piece of meat, while having our mouths full of said pie.

[Anonymous No.11790779]

>>11789889
Used to work with a vegan nurse. She wasn't preachy about it but she did love to talk about it and point out that she was indeed vegan.
Such as, when it was her turn to bring cake to work (nurses eat cake for at least two meals a day) she'd make a lovely chocolate cake and then fucking write VEGAN NURSE across it with Smarties. I'm not bullshitting you about this.
It was so painfully obvious that Instagram saw that cake before we did.

Another vegan nurse I worked with years before that WAS preachy, to the point where I'd skip breaks if I knew I'd be taking them with her. Early on in the job I engaged her in some light debate because she said animals are worth the same as people. Ended up asking her if she were driving her car and got in a situation where she would either hit a stray dog or me, would she feel that was an actual ethical dilemma? It was, apparently.
Imagine being her patient. Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.11790792]

>>11790664
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19350341
Pic related is what every omnivore wife turns into at 30. Much worse than stopping brushing their teeth because that's what veganism does apparently.
Antiscience flatearthcuck.

[Anonymous No.11790822]

>>11789889
I know several. They're not pushy about it, and on the rare occasions we do discuss diet, health, and ethics, it's been civil and friendly.

[Anonymous No.11791115]

>>11789889
almost milk is great though
it's not at all like soy milk, which was definitely an acquired taste.

[Anonymous No.11791117]

>>11789889
work with one. she misses at least one day a week to sickness, her skin is flaking off, her eyes are dull and lifeless. she's a walking zombie but thinks shes the picture of health and that everybody is jealous of her. the mental illness is real.

[Anonymous No.11791119]

>>11790532
it never gets old. that joke has aged like fine port.

[Anonymous No.11791127]

my gf is vegan. she's super nice and kinda knows what she's talking about but isn't pushy about it (I'm not vegan)

[Anonymous No.11791156]

Old co-worker at Pita Pit. She was nice and she had good conversation. She kept trying to make vegan pitas for me that we're okay at best. I made myself vegetarian stuff a few times just because I wanted black bean and egg, but I need protein. This veggies only shit won't cut it

[Anonymous No.11791164]

>>11790792
>Seething vegan

This is you raging because you're cult is dying..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI1Be8C37-k

[Anonymous No.11791178]

>>11791119
Ooh look at me I can take an unflattering picture of someone and put it next to a flattering picture of someone else and use it to push an agenda. An hero faggot

[Anonymous No.11791185]

>>11791164
>you're cult
>you’re

[Anonymous No.11791186]

>>11791178
>reee the truth is out, pls stahp
never.

[Anonymous No.11791193]

>>11791178
>unflattering picture of someone
that "someone" is a vegan, and its only unflattering because the truth hurts your feelings. that is what long-term vegans look like. they look like death.

[Anonymous No.11791198]

>>11791193
picture of health, carnist bitch

[Anonymous No.11791217]

>>11791193
It's pretty easy to find flattering pictures of older vegans. You have proved nothing.

https://mercyforanimals.org/17-celebs-over-40-who-prove-that-a-vegan

This doesn't prove anything either but one thing's for sure: you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.11791231]

>>11791193
Here's Gillian McKeith, the same lady in that picture. Literally the first picture that comes up when you Google her name. Hmm...it's almost like someone took a picture out of context and used it to push their bullshit

[Anonymous No.11791237]

>>11790552
Shrinking to half your size doesn't mean that your dick size doubles, faggot

[Anonymous No.11791242]

>>11791231
that is one sickly looking, ugly broad.

[Anonymous No.11791252]

>>11791231
Look, look! Here's Nigella Lawson! Clearly this picture shows the dangers of a dirty carnist diet! You'll look like this.

[Anonymous No.11791272]

>>11791231
she looks like death warmed over. thanks for proving our point, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.11791319]

>>11791193
>Vegans getting fucking wrecked...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pji8zXeS9gY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnPZgLHHWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HwBtRlyxPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI1Be8C37-k

[Anonymous No.11791324]

>>11790792
>Veganism causes lots of health problems long term
>But at least our bone density isn't compromised!

[Anonymous No.11791335]

>>11791217
>Celebrity vegans.

Are pretty much 100% never vegans. It's trendy and modern to be "vegan" so Ellen's publicist tells her to claim she's vegan, or the Diaz brothers (pro fighters)

It's clear the these people have zero interest in self starvation, and I would bet my PETA badge they eat meat at public functions and are protected by (((the press))).

Let me into the emmies parties with a camera and I will debunk 100% of your (((celebrity vegans)))

Ellen and the Diaz brothers both admit to eating meat, and or dumping Veganism.

[Anonymous No.11791336]

I dated one for almost a year. She was a pretty good cook so her vegan meals were actually pretty tasty. She definitely had issues but I don't think it was a product of her veganism.

[Anonymous No.11791344]

>>11791336
i'm pretty sure the veganism is a product of the mental issues.

[Anonymous No.11791349]

>>11791344
That does make a little more sense yeah

[Anonymous No.11791395]

>>11790779
But humans and animals have the same value per se, probably animals on average even more. Your run of the mill cattle won't have a negative fiscal impact over it's lifetime. A really significant portion of people wastes more money than they generate.

[Anonymous No.11791426]

>>11791395
only because cattle provide delicious and valuable food. a cow that just eats farts and shits its whole life then dies and rots into the ground has a negative net impact because of all that methane destroying the environment.

[Anonymous No.11791436]

>>11790779
> Women being women
Nothing new here, they don't know where they belong so they try to fit in any subculture possible.

[Anonymous No.11791452]

>>11791426
Methane stays in the atmosphere for only 10 years. CO2 for hundreds. Tell that to the vegans who have their avocados shipped to them from across the world.

The exhaust from cows can be reduced by changes in their diet.

[Anonymous No.11791522]

I worked with an environmental group as part of an externship and they were all batshit crazy.
They used salt as a deodorant, women had hairy armpits, never wore shoes, and smelled like shit.
They were super into meditation and holistic medicine and above all else, they were vegan.
They were so outright hostile to people that ate meat that it was insufferable, like carnists were the minority in a vegan world that needing purifying or something.
Within a few days they tried converting me like some fucking cult.

I met a girl in college (surprise) that was an off-and-on vegan and she was tolerable when she wasn't vegan but when she wanted to be vegan she was intolerable.
She was preachy as hell at first, but once everybody collectively started shitting on vegans, she toned it down and acted super open to people eating meat,
but in reality she was still very defensive about veganism and still implied that carnists lacked compassion and had health problems.
She forced her boyfriend to be vegan, moved across the country with him, and then dumped him and moved back after she tried fucking another guy.

[Anonymous No.11791550]

>>11791395
>A really significant portion of people wastes more money than they generate.
there's an obvious solution to this problem.

[Anonymous No.11791557]

>>11790523
>my wife's son
Not very subtle this time, anon.

[Anonymous No.11791614]

My friend from high school. He's jacked, doing his biochem masters and has a pretty hot girlfriend. He's not preachy, but it's still a bit annoying going out to eat with him if you don't go somewhere that has vegan options, because you can still tell that he's bothered and only gets a water or a salad. Doesn't touch soy at all.

[Anonymous No.11791646]

>>11790519
Naw the first one is way funnier

[Anonymous No.11791670]

>>11791319
>eats for a single meal in weight what a regular omnivore eats for two days

[Anonymous No.11791682]

>>11789889
My poor older cousin who was abandonned by both her parents in her childhood is a vegatarian.
She's nice as a button, the opposite of a roastie, and simply doesn't eat animal tissues.
Literally the only person I've ever met who doesn't eat meat or fish, but that's because vegans are considered lunatic psychos in my country.

[Anonymous No.11791691]

My friend is a pescatarian but that’s more for health reasons.

[Anonymous No.11791696]

>>11789889
A vegan, a crossfitter, and an atheist walked into a bar. Wanna know how I know? Because they told everybody within ten seconds of getting there.

[Anonymous No.11791697]

>>11790792
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25047263
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21217622
https://academic.oup.com/ajcn/article-abstract/48/3/712/4716406?redirectedFrom=PDF
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25782429
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29736493

[Anonymous No.11791706]

>>11791682
>vegans are considered lunatic psychos in my country.
that really narrows it down...
the only one I know is severely autistic, he's the son of a guy I used to work with. the kid saw a youtube video and since then he starts screaming and beating his head against the wall if he sees anyone eating meat. his family eats vegan around him but eats meat away from him. the upside to all this is his veganism will kill him in a few years and they'll finally be free. or he'll scream at somebody at a mcdonalds and get a bullet in his head (they live in texas).

[Anonymous No.11791713]

>>11791614
You're obviously talking about yourself. You're not jacked and your gf is fucking ugly.

[Anonymous No.11791729]

>>11791557
step-son?

[Anonymous No.11791745]

>>11791178
Find me an equally unflattering picture of Nigella.

[Anonymous No.11791749]

>>11791706
Wow, that's sad.. I don't care if people decide to eat certain foods or not, but when they get to this level of emotional involvement over objectively trivial issues, I call them neurotic.

Other thing that truly bothers me about vegans, is how they think a human life has the same value as that of an animal.
How mentally sick must someone be to unironically believe the murdering of a veal equates that of a child? Mesmerizing

[Anonymous No.11791860]

>>11791670
>Eats enough food for ten people
>Be an emaciated living corpses anyway
>Veganstrong!

You just cannot make this shit up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnPZgLHHWQ

[Anonymous No.11791900]

Dating one for a month in highschool. She didn't want my meat either.

[Anonymous No.11791932]

>>11789889
Yes, my dad. Dear God, he was insufferable, You know when an addict like a smoker gives up something, they always go on to others about how they should give it up too and never shut up about it? He was exactly like that. Luckily he gave it up after about 9 months because he was constantly feeling shitty and nobody would join him on his shitty diet.