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What makes ranch dressing taste so good? It's the only dip you could almost just eat without food and still enjoy it.

>> No.11787907

>>11787873
>Ranch
Literally liquified mayo. Absolutely shit-tier. At Denny's and other restaurants they get a tub of mayo and add a small packet of """""ranch""""" seasonings that turn it into ram h that ameicans love

>> No.11787910

>>11787873
I’m a blue cheese guy

>> No.11787916

>>11787907
*Ranch

>> No.11787917

>>11787907
Home made ranch is good

>> No.11787920

>>11787907
>At Denny's
Not a very compelling argument. Their mascot is a literal piece of shit.
>>11787910
>I’m a blue cheese guy
I don't hate blue cheese. But I would find it disappointing if I only had blue cheese as an option for dip and no ranch available.

>> No.11787926

>>11787873
>2,000 people surveyed
>somehow that is allowed to classify all of America's chicken wing eating habits

This I why I ignore any and all statistics like this. Unless you can literally ask every adult in America, you should not legally allow 2,050 polled people to represent them.

>> No.11787928

>>11787873
Honey hot sauce and a side of bleu for me.

>> No.11787945

>>11787920
The blue cheese is the entree and the wings are the spoon

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>>11787926
>Unless you can literally ask every adult in America, you should not legally allow 2,050 polled people to represent them.
No, you're just retarded and never took a statistics course. Do you seriously believe you're the first person to think about the difference between samples and populations? Or that nobody's come up with any ways to quantify that difference and its impact on results?

>> No.11787977

>>11787873
Hot take: if youre dipping buffalo wings in any kind of sauce, you made the buffalo wings wrong.

>> No.11787987

I like making buffalo wings. I make the wings with buffalo sauce first and then I toss them in Famous Daves Devil Spit sauce.

No dip though.

>> No.11787995

>people eat ranch wings
literally wat?

>> No.11787996

>>11787873
>What makes ranch dressing taste so good?
The ingredients? What a stupid fucking question.

>> No.11788002

>>11787977
Nope. This is like those people who try to tell you steak isn't supposed to have sauce on it. The fundamental flaw in both cases is this bizarre premise that people are using condiments like steak sauce or blue cheese to solve a problem and not simply using it because they like it.

>> No.11788004

>>11787926
>Being fucking dumb

>> No.11788028

>>11787873
Bleu cheese
bone in
usually lemon pepper and mango habenero wings side by side, though I will change it up if I'm curious
carrots and celery are okay, but wingstop fries are irresistible when paired with wings, so if I'm there I'll get them and dip them in bleu cheese or mango sauce.
And I'll do the same if any other wing place has some good fries. Also I eat the marrows, cartilage and bones if given enough time

>> No.11788029

>>11787996
You're confusing your own stupidity with what's possible for non-stupid people to think about. "The ingredients" would be the ground floor of dumb answers. People with slightly higher IQs can discuss flavor more abstractly without requiring the entire ingredient list of an already made product to understand and reproduce general flavor effects it has. Difference between understanding and rote learning basically.

>> No.11788037

>>11788028
>eat the marrows, cartilage and bones
Do you just swallow them? Or is this a joke?

>> No.11788038

>>11788029
What a verbal fart, there is zero substance to your post in spite of how much effort you put into it.

>> No.11788041

Hot sauce & bbq is th tits lads

>> No.11788044

>>11788038
Again, you're confusing your own mental limitations with everyone else's.

>> No.11788047

>>11788037
Wing bones are easily breakable by biting.

>> No.11788053

>>11787926
>failing statistics

>> No.11788058

>>11788044
>i'm no le stoopid! i swear!!
I don't know who you think you're fooling.

>> No.11788080

>>11788058
Do you need an analogy or something? Here you go:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Best,_worst_and_average_case
If you need to appeal to every single ingredient in a product verbatim to account for how its flavor works you probably don't understand how that flavor works. Dumb enough for you yet?

>> No.11788081

>>11788058
>no u

>> No.11788091

>>11788080
I honestly can't believe how hard you're replying to two words.

>> No.11788093

>>11787977
Or just because they like it.

>> No.11788094

>>11788037
I chew them up, stomach acid is strong enough to deal with chicken bones.

>> No.11788101

>>11788091
>I was just pretending to be retarded
OK, anon.

>> No.11788110

>>11788101
Maybe 9gag is more your speed.

>> No.11788207

It depends on the wings, I actually like my ranch for my buffalo chips but not for my lemon pepper wings, but I like it for my regular buffalo sauce wings.

>> No.11788250

>>11787907
Ranch compliments every wing sauce. Bleu Cheese is only superior on traditional buffalo. Traditional buffalo isn't bad but its also the worst flavor.

>> No.11788341

Fuck out of here with that ranch shit it smells like someone's asshole. It's blue cheese or go fuck ya motha. End of story.

>> No.11788364

>>11787873
38% here

>> No.11789355

>>11788341
Joey Diaz is a retard and ranch doesn't smell bad you brain-dead contrarian.

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>>11787907
>At Denny's we make a shitty creation and call it Ranch
Consider going back to your dumpster fire before ever replying to a thread and pretending you have any authority.

>> No.11789373

>>11787873
>National Chicken Council
Sounds like an unbiased source.

>> No.11789385

Wings are shit. Breast is better, no sauce needed.

>> No.11789394

>>11787873
>graph doesnt indicate how many prefer flats vs. drums
shit list desu

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>hate ranch on anything but wings
>love ranch on wings
Sue me.

>> No.11789410

How come no one has ever done a ranch sauced wing?

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>>11788029
>>11788044
>>11788080
dude you are verifiably re tart ed
pompous and mentally incomplete
just fuck off, this isn't the internet place for you

>> No.11789433

>>11789373
Why would the National Chicken Council be biased towards ranch dressing? Are there ranch dressing subsidies or something?

>> No.11789642

>>11787873
How do you dip wings on carrots or celery? Those are solids

>> No.11789672

putting ranch dressing on chicken wings is gross just seeing it. Whats the fucking point of getting spicy wings then dunking it in ranch?? you are a pig disgusting animal if you do that.

>> No.11789696

why would you dip wings covered in hot sauce in more hot sauce?

>> No.11789709

>>11789672
Have you ever had sexual intercouse with the opposite gender of yourself? Just curious

>> No.11789718

>>11787977
I agree

I do use the ranch for the celery though

>> No.11789748

>>11787873
I dip my hot wings in sour cream. Ranch if that isn't available. My mother and her mother are both allergic to blue cheese, so I've never tried it, just in case.

>> No.11790041

>>11789372
>Defending shitsauce
Stay mad fatty

>> No.11791044

>>11789672
>Whats the fucking point of getting spicy wings then dunking it in ranch??
The point is the flavors go well together and taste good you retard.

>> No.11791789

Why does BWW gotta be the only place that has Thai curry flavor, and why the hell are wings so expensive now? Also fuck dipping wings.

>> No.11791818

>>11787873
ranch is absolute trash and the only people who like it are quite literally obese flyovers like wisconsonites, minnesotas and the occasional northern illini

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11791832

The most abominable thing you can do to wings is fucking bake them. Grilled wings can be good if you get the marinade/dry rub flavors right and get a good char, but baked wings... basically fuck you if you bake wings.

The most god tier way to make wings is to deep fry them, no batter, toss in spicy buffalo sauce and then dip them in home made ranch(1.3 cups mayo, 1.3 cups 3% buttermilk, and 2 hidden valley ranch packages) with celery sticks on the side and a sweet tea.

Most other ways are fucking degenerate.

>> No.11791835

>>11791818
Literally the most popular dressing in the country for 30 years running, and that's the gross shelf stable shit you can get at the stores and not even the home made stuff. You're a fucking faggot.

>> No.11791892

>>11787907
thats a lie, and your a faggot for lying on the internet. Ranch and mayo are completely different, you dipshit.

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11791948

MSG and yeast extract

>> No.11791951

>>11791948
>Soy
oh boi

>> No.11791971

>>11791948
>saying that shelf stable store bought shit is ranch
lmao what a faggot

>> No.11791991

>>11791971
This. Ranch is equal parts buttermilk and mayo, mixed with a seasoning blend of dried herbs, the first two ingredients of which are salt and msg.

>> No.11791995

>>11787873

It's either blue cheese with wings, or go fuck ya mother.

>> No.11791996

The reason why ranch is so popular is dill. Which flyovers very rarely have stocked in their McCormick spice rack.

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11792020

>>11791996
You’ll be desperate for access to Midwestern spice racks soon enough.

>> No.11792095

>>11791995
this. blue cheese is patrician as fuck. ranch is for turbo brainlets

>> No.11792150

>>11787926
Lol holy shit

>> No.11792154

>>11787977
I agree. It's already got seasoning/sauce on it

>> No.11792161

>>11788037
I knew a girl who did this. It was revolting. She'd break open the bones and slurpnit out. There would be grease and sauce and whatnot all over her face from nose to bottom of her chin.

>> No.11792169

>>11787968
>97% confidence is meaningful
The Earth is literally flat in terms of altitude change (a perfect sphere) with 95% confidence. No physics or chemistry study is taken seriously at less than sigma three (99.999% accuracy). The boson discoveries were six (99.999999%) and those researchers don't say they discovered anything for absolute certain.

You don't know anything about statistics, so you shouldn't talk down to anyone else.