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I'm trying to come up with a food gayer than sushi for a book I'm writing but I don't know if there is any. Ideas?

>> No.11787081

Soy based sushi replacement

>> No.11787082

>>11787078
Weißwurst

>> No.11787084

Burger

>> No.11787088

>>11787078
what did you eat today?

>> No.11787092

whatever the swedish national dish is

>> No.11787095

>>11787078
Salad
Avacado
French food
Wine
Dessert

>> No.11787098

Southern BBQ

>> No.11787101

Foy grass.

>> No.11787119

>>11787095
Provencal French cooking is godly you gravy drinking swine.

>> No.11787140

I know a gay guy and he eats lots of burgers

>> No.11787159

>>11787078
An ossaline fricasee with a scuppernong and muscadine gravy base, topped with crémed ice with a side of sasquatchewanese water served in vintage unglazed, white ash sauce pots.

>inb4 gays don't eat solid food

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>>11787095
>French food
>Wine
>can't even spell avocado
Do you think it's gay to be well-read, worldly, or tasteful too?
Or is it still your firmly held belief that the only way to 'be manly' is to be an unhappy low-life braindead manual laborer? Cretinous working class swine.

>> No.11787164

>>11787119
>Provencal
you sound like such a faggot, lmao
who the fuck even talks like that?

>> No.11787176

Fairy cakes?
Faggots and peas?

>> No.11787178

>>11787078
your favorite food

>> No.11787189

>>11787161
huh?

>> No.11787192

It honestly doesn't get gayer than macaroons

>> No.11787214

>>11787078
An amuse guele fritatta topped with champagne steam-melted Huxberg gruyere, a side of various lettuce chiffonades, and an ostrich egg a l'anglais with rhubarb jerky beurre noisette

>> No.11787243

>>11787078
eating seared pork fingerling merguez, with kamchatka aubergine aioli and sherbert. Served on Victorian china, while discussing the return of the knotted Lhullier top frock.

>> No.11787256

>>11787161
Surprised you were able to type all that with the dicks in your mouth

>> No.11787258

>>11787119
Not even the French like french food

>> No.11787262

>>11787078
coastie food in general

>> No.11787274

>>11787078
Why do gays have such patrician taste in all things artistic?

>> No.11787284

>>11787078
Champagne brunches.

>> No.11787285

Avocado toast is pretty gay.

>> No.11787299
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>>11787078
>Gayer than sushi
Hard one, maybe those chocolate molded after other people anuses

>> No.11787342

>>11787256
Lol shut the fuck up faggot. Blue collar flyovers are literal trash.

>> No.11787507

>>11787088
this

>> No.11788315

>>11787078
Cold, stale fast food.

>> No.11788328

>>11787078
Yeah, sushi, but cooked on himalayan salt.

>> No.11788331

chocolate starfish

>> No.11788335

>>11787078
Soy lattes

>> No.11788345

>>11787078
whatever you have for breakfast you dumbass little shit

>> No.11788354

>>11787192
Fuck you
Macarons are perfection.

>> No.11788379

>>11787078
>eating meat
>gay
pick one
yes fish is meat

>> No.11788384

poke

>> No.11788429

>>11788379
fish is gayer than your two dads

>> No.11788431

Black bean or quinoa veggie burgers......wtf if you offer this to me and don't have an option for meat I'm gonna fuck your yoga gf and you won't stop me cause you get off on the idea of your bendy bitch being rammed by a meat eater

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>>11787078
Haha I love sushi, how is it gay?

>> No.11788454

>>11787078
I didn’t know warski was gay

>> No.11788455

>>11788449
op doesnt like it = gay

>> No.11788463

>>11787078

A fucking massive sausage hanging out of a tiny bun. Duh.

>> No.11788470

>>11787078
Anything unnaturally supplemented and replaced so vegans can say they still eat it.

>> No.11788511

>>11787092
kebab

>> No.11788524

>>11788455
you just made the list. anyone else?

>> No.11788541

>>11787078
Avocado toast with kombucha
Gluten free vegan pizza
Almond milk maple blonde roast with whipped cream

>> No.11788614
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>>11788379
eating meat is homosexual because "meat" is a euphemism for dick. And Sausages are the gayest. There's no reason to go beyond the obvious here just because you like sausages and you don't want sausages to be gay.

>t.homosexaul

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>>11788614
Me on the left.

>> No.11789065
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>> No.11789093

>>11787078
Cold Pizza

>> No.11789171

>>11789093
fuck u

>> No.11789400

>>11788614
>dat maga hat
Welp, guys, that's a wrap!

>> No.11789428

>>11787078
If you want to make the meal obviously gay, just have one of the characters go into detail about where each ingredient was sourced, with an emphasis on buzzwords like GMO-free, cage-free, etc. And they should be drinking a pink wine.

>> No.11789476

>>11787078
Cock?

>> No.11789492

Anything vegan, >>11789065 is kinda right, but thats more.. gross than gay i think.

>> No.11789503

Uh, on an unrelated note, what kind of food do Europeans eat?

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>>11787078

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>>11789065
2nd'd

>> No.11789637

>>11787078
the entirety of tapas
it's like man purse with a small dog gay

>> No.11790106
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>>11787299
I would totally eat eat chocolates molded after my own dick and anus. Chocolates molded after famous pornster's tits and the like? Absolutely.
>imagining how much The Don would make selling choco molds of his anus

>> No.11790175

>>11789400
don't tell me that's not your fantasy... would give anything to fuck a twink in a maga hat

>> No.11790200

>>11787256
How does having a dick in your mouth affect your typing ability?

>> No.11790280

>>11787164
Provence is a part of France.

And you're a goddamn retard for not knowing that.

>> No.11790780

>>11790175
Go to a campaign rally, plenty of opportunities for that there.

>> No.11790782

>>11787161
Don’t respond to them this whole thread is bait

>> No.11790820
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Steak.
Gays are obsessed with faux masculinity to the point of making it gay, they enjoy big slabs of meat and they have this feminine obsession of making it 'le perfect medium rare sous vide cruelty free grass fed' whatever bullshit.
This accompanied by some fancy cocktail is the peak of homosexuality

>> No.11790863

>>11787078
A plate of insecurity

>> No.11790872

>>11790820
I literally have never heard of anyone who's both obsessed with steak and girly cocktails.

>> No.11790890

>>11787342
>flyovers
fucking colonial swine, you can never have any level of civilized discourse, peasant!

>> No.11790976
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>>11790872
Well you obviously don't know much about homosexuals. Let me tell you my dad is a homosexual, he realized this long after I was born, he divorced my mom back in '03 and went to live with his twink boyfriend, I wasn't a boy anymore so I understood what was happening, I was never neglected so I don't resent him but I sure did learn a lot about homosexuals.
Once or twice a year my dad, who is relatively wealthy and good looking, had this meet-up with homosexuals from all over the country, it was a big event/meet up with hundreds of people, most of them about my dad's age, homosexual and wealthy along with their early to mid 20s extremely good looking boyfriends.
Anyway to the point I have accompanied my dad to this even at least a couple of times, as this is not something you go alone to, as this wasnt a hooking up or degenerate event, and when his boyfriend or gay friends werent available he asked me go with him , this place had like 2 main areas, an outdoor one and one indoor, the outdoor one always had charcoal grills working 24/7 serving nothing but several cuts of meat: ribeye, filet, t bone, etc. They also offered seafood like lobster and those big Thai shrimp, sushi and other non steak food but the those sections were always neglected. The steaks had to be cooked to perfection to the, very strict demands of the homosexuals. I've witnessed more than a couple of times homosexuals absolutely losing it because they didn't get their steaks the way they wanted it. Throwing plates, screaming and even leaving the event was a common occurrence, even though the main point of the event wasn't the food, and these were wealthy men I guess they do take their steaks very seriously.
The indoor part consisted of a bar, tables, a place for dancing, etc. The amount of cocktails served was impressive to say the least, also there was a big variety of beer of all kinds, I don't know about beer but home brewing was often mentioned in the conversations between homosexuals

>> No.11790995

>>11790976
>Steaks are gay

I believe it

>> No.11793025

Gay

>> No.11793032

Well there is a sushie dish that is made of fish sperm.

>> No.11793082

>>11793032
y'all niggas missing out yo
milts be some of the tastiest shit god has given us

>> No.11793161

>>11787161
Me big smart
Am use brain big to think hard
Me better than you because use big word xdd

Posted from my iPhone

>> No.11793171

soup and a sandwich

>> No.11793184
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For me, it’s the McPenis