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Kitchen staff meme thread?

>> No.11786868

>>11786864
poors get out

>> No.11786880

>>11786864
You forgot prison tats.

>> No.11787218

>>11786864
you forgot big dicks and egos
also crippling depression and hidden wholesomeness

>> No.11787296

>>11787218
>hidden wholesomeness
i don't think that can co-exist with big dicks and egos

>> No.11787303

>>11787218
You forgot that one guy who fucks everything and for what ever reason has never been fired.

>> No.11787312

>>11786864
Where's the 2005 boombox blasting Spanish music?

>> No.11787330

>>11787312
In my contry its now zoomers blasting mumble rap. Fucking kid brings in one every day to blast the shit.

>> No.11787334 [DELETED] 

Who cares enough about kitchen workers to create an image macro like this? Kitchen workser, that's who.

>> No.11787367

>>11787330
Bummer. I liked the Mexican guys music when I worked in a restaurant.

>> No.11787491
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11787491

>Work my way up to sous chef a couple years back.
>Make 14/hr, get preference on shifts
>Still selling weed to my coworkers offset my shitty wages.

I get health insurance covered 60/40 and a matching IRA. I think this is the ceiling. It's probably time to grow up and move onto a hospital or something.

A girl did too much coke and wrote me a fucking novel on how much fun she had hanging out with me.

>> No.11787583
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11787583

>>11787491
this is fucking hilarious
was she a good lay?
also consider getting a job at a higher end place then running your own?

>> No.11787594

>>11787491
did you fuck tho

>> No.11787770

>>11787367
Did they play funkytown?

>> No.11787788

Chefs at medium sized chain restaurants are honestly some of the most disgusting people on earth. They act like they are cool shit because the 16 year old servers and busboys have to be polite to them but the fact is they are low-skilled workers who don't make enough to save for retirement, and they know they will die alone, so they take out their anger on the staff beneath them.

>> No.11787820

>>11787491
rofl, 14 an hour? Your average waiter can make that much with almost zero effort. Kitchen staff are cucked, keep working hard while I bring the food to the table and make more than you for 1/10 the effort :^)

>> No.11787840

>>11787770
You know it.

>> No.11788227

>>11787583
Yeah and she was cute with a lot of problems, so the the conversation was cool too. This was almost 5 years ago now, different time in my life.
I think I'm through with restaurants, I'd like to settle into a grocery store or hospital. Maybe I'd pick up shifts somewhere on the weekends for fun. It'd be alright to moonlight as a dork on fry at some bar.
>>11787594
Who would write a guy they weren't fucking a note that long?

>> No.11788264

>>11788227
Resorts and those fancy apartments for old people are where it's at anon.

>> No.11788276

>>11787820
yea but you have a woman's job

>> No.11788278

>>11786864
I actually miss the shoes

>> No.11788283

>>11786864
The only things in that photo I own or use is the rubber apron and the cutting knife.

>> No.11788433

>>11787303
Bosses son’s friend or only one who can make the sauce

>> No.11788468

You forgot to add "idley waiting near the exit post shift looking for someone to give them a ride home"

>> No.11788480

>>11786864
the filthy kitchenroach vs the superior hobby-man with a job that pays well enough to treat your friends to some nice food

>> No.11788492

>>11788480
Zoidberg
Is the right option