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[Anonymous No.11781603]

I love olives so much. I want to eat them every day for the rest of my life. How can I acquire quality olives cheaply?

[Anonymous No.11781605]

>>11781603
if i told you id have to kill you

[Anonymous No.11781618]

>>11781603
Find an olive farm that will let you buy them raw. Make sure they are a type that can be salt cured.
Layer them in a coton bag with a few pounds of kosher salt.
Hang then up in a place where they can drip.
Wait 6 weeks.
They are now ready: you can rinse them and eat them as is, or let them sit in water an hour to leach some of the salt.
They will keep as long as they are in the bag, and you can just use a handful at a time.

[Anonymous No.11781639]

>>11781603
Buy two attractive olives and leave them together in the dark for about 3 minutes

[Anonymous No.11781646]

grow them i suppose

[Anonymous No.11781651]

>>11781603
Seduce the daughter (male) of your local olive rancher and your set for life.

[Anonymous No.11781671]

>>11781618
What do raw olives taste like?

[Anonymous No.11781678]

>>11781671
raw olives

[Anonymous No.11781681]

>>11781639
Cute!

[Anonymous No.11781788]

>>11781651
there arent any olive ranches near me :(

[Anonymous No.11782034]

>>11781603
>plant couple of olive trees
>wait a decade
>profit

[Anonymous No.11782038]

>>11781671
I think they are dangerous.

[Anonymous No.11782043]

>>11781788
Move to California.
WOOF on an olive ranch, work your way up the ranks, become foreman, and then seduce the daughter.

[Anonymous No.11782047]

>>11782034
i live in a cheap apartment property, every time i plant something niggers destroy it

i really hate niggers

[Anonymous No.11782061]

my city council gave me 4 free olive trees. im yet to see any olives though

[Anonymous No.11782172]

>>11782047
We ALL do anon.