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>restaurant I work at hires Mexican chef
>he works hard and his food is insanely popular
>business profits start to rise because of this and all staff get pay rise and increased tips
>just found out he’s an illegal
What do I do /ck/, he’s an extremely talented cook?
Pic related: he made me some tacos yesterday.

>> No.11767530

How'd you find out he's an illegal alien?

>> No.11767545

Why would you shoot yourself in the foot by reporting him?

>> No.11767547

>>11767498
>What do I do
Nothing?

Just pretend you know nothing.

>> No.11767548

>>11767498
Call ICE . Alternatively, quit making up stories to push your agenda.

>> No.11767550

One less job for somebody that actually pays their dues, one more dollar you have to pay to compensate

>> No.11767555

It's just a larp thread to start some racist political discussions

>> No.11767560

>>11767498
how is he paying taxes if he's illegal?

>> No.11767562

>>11767498
Why would you do something? Lol

>> No.11767565

>>11767555
trips of truth
Why are there so many retards on /ck/ recently?

>> No.11767566

>restaurant I work at hired a goose as a head chef
>Tips are up because of a generation of weakwilled millenials who are scared of not agreeing to debit machines suggested tip addition
>found out it has to fly North for the winter
>it's a canada goose
>I'm a pagan
>this means I cannot cause unnecessary harm to plants or animals

Any advice

>> No.11767568

>>11767498
>What do I do
suck his pinus

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>>11767566

>> No.11767583
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>>11767498
He has to go back.

>> No.11767585

>>11767498
a braindead monkey could make decent tacos. Report his spic ass and get him out of my country.

>> No.11767607 [DELETED] 

>>11767530
He told me he came here in the back of a cargo truck at Calais.
>>11767560
He’s not paying taxes, he gets paid cash.
>>11767562
Live and let live I guess.

>> No.11767613

>>11767585
make me some tacos then monkey

>> No.11767619

>>11767607
>Calais
You’re not in the USA are you?

>> No.11767626

>>11767498
>What do i do
nothing lol, it's not your job to report him now is it? and if you're the only one he told it to, it means he trusts you. if you spill the beans (literally) in this case you'll be outed to the rest of your co-workers and likely get it spread on social media what you did. do i support deporting him? hell yeah i do, but i also support playing it smart if you do, which means being fully aware of what can be done or should be done. you benefit from him being there, you're at a smaller rung on the social and economic ladder and he's paid the same as you and benefits the business. other shitty capitalist pigs full of jews on the other hand employ mexicans for cheap labor, he is not cheap labor as you can see as his talent was a bonus

in short? don't bother unless he's been opening his mouth, then decide whether or not it's worth it

>> No.11767627 [DELETED] 

>>11767619
UK. Not American.

>> No.11767632

>>11767626
> if you spill the beans (literally)
jej

>> No.11767640

>>11767607
OP here.
I did not post this.
Fuck off, imposter.

>> No.11767656

>>11767545
This.
Reporting one won’t make any difference and it sounds like he’s making a positive contribution to your city and yourself.

>> No.11767667

Illegals are illegals, if he wanted to work hard in America he should have started by working hard to get here legitimately.
Now fuck off back to /pol/

>> No.11767688

>>11767656
>Reporting one won’t make any difference
it’s a start, commie.

>> No.11767709

>>11767560
You see dummy, when you get a job you have to fill out tax paperwork, also known as a W-4. All legit jobs do this. He filled it out using his info. And now the IRS receives a piece of his income. Wala taxes paid. Retard.

>> No.11767718

>>11767565
The site's traffic has quadrupled over the last few years. Also about 15% of it comes directly referred from youtube and reddit, and another 15% from people fucking googling "4chan".

>> No.11767721

>>11767585
if a bunch of forefathers can kill everyone and make this country for them to live in then why cant this guy break some birder/citizen law so he can live here? hes not even killin anyone

>> No.11767734

>>11767721
Because times move on, foolio.
If it was OK for slavery to exist hundreds of years ago, is it OK for me to enslave you right now?

>> No.11767740 [DELETED] 

>>11767709
If the story is true I doubt he’s paying taxes. Round here the employers of beaners just pay them cash.

>> No.11767746 [DELETED] 

>>11767718
Source?
Thought not.
Retard.

>> No.11767751

>>11767740
I work with a bunch of beaners. They get a tax number from the irs since the irs don't give af about your status. They just want their monies.

>> No.11767753 [DELETED] 

>>11767498
Decent tacos forgive a multitude of sins.

>> No.11767759

>>11767746
alexa

>> No.11767763

>>11767751
99% choose just not pay the taxes. Employer pays them less in cash, but they end up making more than people that pay taxes. And they are less likely to be caught.
Also, reverse search OPs image. He's trolled before with this image, pretending to be an illegal himself and an Indian in California.

>> No.11767765

>>11767751
CPA here, this is true. Only difference is IRS issues a 'tax ID number' instead of a social security number.

>> No.11767786

>>11767765
>CPA
Hey a tax question pls. My dad gifted me a piece of property. Do i have to report it? Will i have to pay taxes? Is there a way to avoid paying taxes on it?

>> No.11767831 [DELETED] 

>>11767498
Live and let live.
He sounds like a cool guy.

>> No.11767833

When did /pol/ become a blue board?

>> No.11767842 [DELETED] 

>>11767833
I fail to see how this is political. You must be new.

>> No.11767843

>>11767786
You as the 'giftee' do not pay taxes.

Your dad, however, may need to pay gift taxes but he can draw from his unified credit and pay nothing.

>> No.11767845

>>11767842
Oh you fail in a lot of things.

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>>11767842
It's the entire premise of the OP dumbass

>> No.11767853 [DELETED] 

>>11767845
Anything can be given a political slant.
It's in the eye of the beholder. If you see the word Mexican and immediately think of /pol/ you're probably the problem.

>> No.11767857

>>11767843
Cheers m8! Thx for the help

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>>11767857
welcome

>> No.11767900

>>11767565
Military intelligence goes on every board and tries to turn it into /pol/

>> No.11767905

>>11767900
why

>> No.11767911 [DELETED] 

>>11767900
There was a guy on /pol/ who posted this and actually believed it. At least they weren't blaming the Jews for once.

>> No.11767914

>>11767498
Fuck the police. You are under no obligation to do anything about it, so don't do anything.

>> No.11767916

>>11767566
That goose is cooked

>> No.11767940

Marry him. This will legalize his stay.

>> No.11767950 [DELETED] 

>>11767751
>the irs don't give af about your status
Is this really true?

>> No.11767952

do what our blilmpfkins two scoops meme master would do

my epic anonymous 4channeler xD

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>>11767952

>> No.11767973

>>11767853
With the current political climate it is political.

People are losing their minds over a small issue and are now targeting co workers and friends just because theyre Mexican. History always repeats itself in these situations.

>> No.11767977

>>11767973
>People are losing their minds over a small issue and are now targeting co workers and friends just because theyre Mexican
Literally where is this happening? Where I live, no one gives a fuck what ethnicity anyone else is.

>> No.11767985

>>11767498
>>>business profits start to rise because of this and all staff get pay rise and increased tips
at least make your larp believable

>> No.11767987

>>11767709
>An illegal filled out his W-4
Yes, with his fake ID and stolen social, but hey, he's just trying to do good food, so what's a few broken laws?

>> No.11767988

>>11767977
>it's not happening near me so it must not be happening
Yikes.

>> No.11767990

>>11767977
Then clearly you dont live in a heavily pro trump area.

>> No.11767996

>>11767990
I live in a highly liberal area and all I hear is race this and race that.
You mean to tell me, it's worse in a conservative area?

>> No.11767997

>>11767988
I just asked. Guess I live in a nice area where people aren't fucking retards.

>> No.11768003

>>11767905
Derail organic ideological resistance to ruling class into easily dismissed incoherent racism

>> No.11768007

>>11768003
So, they are trying to turn /pol/ into CNN?

>> No.11768014

>>11767996
I dunno. I dont live in a retarded country like the USA.

>> No.11768017

>>11768014
So you just assumed what it's like living in an American area?

>> No.11768023

Let him have a chance alot of immigrants work shit jobs and die early deaths just for their kids.
Pretty sad DESU. working in the ER I see the shit they deal with all the time.

>> No.11768029

>>11767667
meanwhile your family started in america as literal refugees

>> No.11768030

>>11768023
But OP just said he works as a cook.
If he really wants to pull his weight he needs a shit job, like a dishwasher.

>> No.11768040

>>11767996
Libs have to engage the minority working class, so a lot of emphasis is put on race to make white libs and working class minorities sympathize with them on a moral level.
The republicans mainly targets upper-middle to upper class whites, especially evangelicals and also directs a lot of attention towards rural, lower class whites. They don't have to really talk about race, for the most part they convince the lower class people that immigrants are behind their troubles, and the upper class that everything will be better if America had "smaller government" and less taxes/upwards flow of wealth.
American politics are really crap.

>> No.11768041

>>11768029
Actually they came here as legal migrants.
Shocking.

>> No.11768045

>>11768041
doubtful at best

>> No.11768047

>>11768045
Irish at worst.

>> No.11768054

>>11768017
Well it's what I see and hear every fucking day so yea.

>> No.11768056

>>11768047
the irish were viewed as being worse than illegals at the time they were migrating
thats really saying something considering america was still segregated

>> No.11768063

>>11768041
Doubt it. Most people just hopped on a boat and got sorted out once they got to shore.

Immigration papers and what not weren't really a thing until the 50s pretty much.

My grandfather was packed some clothes, put on a ship and sent off to new York. Ended up in Halifax some how and built his life.

>> No.11768067

>>11768056
Hah, my family heritage was treated like shit then!
Suuuuck, iiiit, new generation of migrants!

>> No.11768069

>>11768030
yeah but he makes sick tacos so why not keep him cooking

>> No.11768070

>>11767997
Just stop. I've seen two of your posts and they both scream blithe ignorance.

>> No.11768073

>He can make amazing tacos!
Stop the fucking presses people. Apparently a Mexican knows how to make goddamn TACOS!

>> No.11768077

>>11767498
Just ignore it, he sounds like a based mexibro. Trump's hotels hire illegals, so if it's good enough for him it should be good enough for your restaurant.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/06/us/trump-bedminster-golf-undocumented-workers.amp.html

>> No.11768079

They're tacos. Just make them yourself you lazy bastard. You don't need a dirty spic to make the most basic dish in the history of food you moron.

>> No.11768083

>>11768079
But it has that authentic Mexican taste from a very authentic Mexican dish!

>> No.11768094

>>11768083
Rub a little diarrhea on your hands first, and leave the gristle and grease in the meat. Make sure the pico de gullo is a few days old. Wa la! Authentic Mexican.
The food is so simple to make, the secret is easy to miss.

>> No.11768099

>>11768094
But that would just be appropriating his culture you bigot!

>> No.11768105

>>11768040
The middle class as a whole comes overwhelmingly conservative. This is why ACA was designed so thoroughly around destroying them.
It's the people on gibs and upper class whites in ivory towers that tend to vote Democrat.

>> No.11768116

>>11768105
No, the middle class are all liberal minority voters because whites are not middle class.
Their privilege always places them upper class.

>> No.11768123

>>11768003
based

reminder that pizzagate is controlled opposition to distract from Jeffrey Epstein, a well known financier and pedophile that had young girls on flights with such big names as Bill Clinton and Donald J Trump

reminder that Epstein's lawyer, Alex Acosta, got Epstein off so scotfree that none of his victims even knew the full extent of his crimes

reminder that Alex Acosta is now Donald Trump's Secretary of labor

>> No.11768140

>>11768123
President Trump banned Epstein from all his properties after flying on Epstein's plane once. Not really comparable to slick Willy.

>> No.11768142 [DELETED] 

>>11767950
See>>11767765
>>11767987
>Whats a few broken laws
Obviously the irs doesn't give a shit as long as you're paying them their due. There's even a line to fill out in the tax forms for "ill gotten gains". Aka drug dealers, hitmen, bookies, etc. IRS(us gubmit) doesn't give a fuck where your monies come from as long as they get their slice of your pie. Its more beneficial for the illegal to pay taxes than not to. It also looks better on their "resume" when they apply for full legal status

>> No.11768145

>>11767498
Tell him to write a cook book on the way out.

>> No.11768147

>>11768145
Why?
He can just push the book through the slats in the wall.

>> No.11768150

white people really get mad at anything. Yall the type of niggas that read yellow pages for fun, call the manager when theirs no salt or pepper and dont tip, and vote in local elections as if regulating what time liquor stores close or number of water foutains in a public school makes a big fucking difference in the world.

>> No.11768152

>>11768070
Okay, I don't really post much but whatever, dipshit.

>> No.11768154

>>11768123
Further, Acosta was the prosecutor.

>> No.11768160

>>11768150
And niggers don't vote then bitch when the shit they didn't vote for doesn't pass.

>> No.11768162

>>11768150
Whites are literally the best tippers by a large margin, while minorities bitch about everything in an attempt to get free shit.
What planet are you living on?

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Send him back.

>> No.11768167

>>11768160
>>11768162
damn white people are the biggest snowflakes lol

>> No.11768169

>>11767498
Deport, idiot. If he was that good he can start a business at home, and immigrate properly.

>> No.11768170

>>11768162
We deserve all that free shit because of that whole enslavement shit you whites keep forgetting about.

>> No.11768171

>>11767545
Isn't that republican logic though? Shoot yourself in the foot over some dumb ideology you saw on Fox News?

>> No.11768172

>>11767987
unironically this

>> No.11768173

>>11768170
Were you enslaved? No? Then fuck off.

>> No.11768175

>>11768171
No, we shoot other people over some dumb ideology we saw on Fox.
Get it right.

>> No.11768178

I guess OP should be thankful Obama isn't president anymore otherwise his buddy would be gone.

>> No.11768186

>tfw /ck/ is dying

>> No.11768200

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