What are /ck/ tips to cure hangover?

[Anonymous No.11766541]

Help me please

[Anonymous No.11766549]

>>11766541
>water
>coffee
>dudelmao if you're into that
>sourdough toast with butter
>fried breakfast sausage
take a nap and then have a pepperoni pizza later if you're still feeling woozy

[Anonymous No.11766558]

>>11766549
I read somewhere that caffeine should be avoided as it dehydrates your body even more.
Also I have a platter of sushi I have to eat but can't because of nausea

[Anonymous No.11766568]

Personally, I prefer to drink something like kombucha, soda (sprite), or coconut water. Maybe powerade or iced tea or something. I usually don't drink sweet drinks but they help a lot.
Then to eat, something like a buttered bagel or english muffin, or buttered toast and eggs and bacon, or a simple soup broth like miso.

[Anonymous No.11766570]

>>11766558
Caffeine does dehydrate but it'll help you perk up a bit. That's why you just balance it out with plenty of water.
>sushi with a hangover
balsy move friend, i'd literally just fry up the fish and eat them that way

[Anonymous No.11766576]

>>11766541
Hot tea or lightly brewed coffee.

[Anonymous No.11766581]

Pickle juice, seriously. And plenty of water.

[Anonymous No.11766602]

You could try not being a binge drinking loser that can't even be bothered to drink water before passing out due to alcohol intoxication.

[Anonymous No.11766616]

>>11766568
I do have miso soup in my fridge, will try to slurp it down
>>11766581
I can't, my stomach is pretty sensitive to acidity
>>11766602
I know, sorry

[Anonymous No.11766621]

>>11766541
drink water throughout your drinking session
eat food while you're drinking (Americans are bad at this, but most drinking cultures always eat while drinking)
Pocari sweat, gatorade, dehydration tablets or similar before you go to sleep.

If you wake up and are still hungover, then
>drink a pocari sweat/gatorade/water w/ dehydration tablet
>hot coffee
>smoke a bowl of weed
>nice, hot, deep bath (so you can sit in it with water up to your neck)
>eat a bacon n egg breakfast after that
you'll be right as rain
t.Bartender. Trying not to be hungover every day comes with the job.

[Anonymous No.11766622]

>>11766616
If you cab get to a store get some pedialyte. I recommended pickle juice because it has salt and electrolytes, which you need.

[Anonymous No.11766628]

>>11766621
>Eating while drinking

Total meme

[Anonymous No.11766642]

>>11766622
is water with lemon juice a good substitute for pickle juice?
>>11766621
Thanks for all the advice anon

[Anonymous No.11766676]

>>11766642
No. Lemon juice doesn't have salt.

You get hungover because you don't have enough electrolytes (salt), vitamins and are dehydrated. Pick something that combines those and it'll probably help. If you really want something that kills it, get a drip IV.. some places offer it for hangovers. All those things straight to your veins.

[Anonymous No.11766686]

>>11766541
Pho
Gatorade
NSAIDs
Greasy breakfast food
A nap
Sweating
Soda
Adderall
Alkaline water

Avoid: Tylenol, caffeine, eating when your body is clearly telling you not to

[Anonymous No.11766692]

>>11766628
Not really. The only times I've drank enough to be badly hungover involved skipping a meal. Eating forces you to slow down and slows rate of alcohol absorption.

T. Al/ck/

[Anonymous No.11766699]

>>11766541
go back in time and don't drink the alcohol

[Anonymous No.11766716]

[Anonymous No.11766730]

Have a beer or a wine, or sit in a sauna for an hour while drinking water.

[Anonymous No.11766732]

>>11766716
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.11766741]

>>11766621
>Pocari sweat
Jap fags go home

[Anonymous No.11766744]

>>11766541
Not binge drinking like a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.11766770]

shower, shit, eat something, have some coffee, water, jerk off, and go for a short bike ride or run or whatever you prefer

[Anonymous No.11766809]

>>11766541
Prevent them in the first place. 2 tall glasses of water and 2 ibuprofin before you go to sleep.

If you do end up hung over, blue gatorade (the healing is in the blue) and whatever food you can keep down without a fight. The food doesn't matter too much, but often greasy, salty comfort food tends to help fight off hangovers.

[Anonymous No.11766815]

Weed. THCs only positive effects that is backed up with empirical evidence and clinical trials is reducing nausea.

[Anonymous No.11766830]

Wake up, take a shit, have a snack, a couple shots of alcohol, lots of water, back to bed for a couple more hours, get up and drink water and coffee, go for a run, shower, dinner.

[Anonymous No.11766838]

>>11766541
chilaquiles and orange juice

[Anonymous No.11766870]

>>11766541
ginger is good for nausea

[Anonymous No.11766966]

>>11766541
From a cursory look at this thread, it seems most other anons are suggesting homeopathy-tier pseudoscience bullshit.
Here's the cut: hangovers occur because of dehydration, so the best way to avoid them is to drink copious amounts of water while drinking your booze.
Of course, that advice is worthless to some fuck waking up the next morning with a hangover, so the next best thing is drinks that will rehydrate you more quickly than water.
Gatorade is my personal go-to, as it's generally easy to stomach and works in 30 or so minutes, I keep a bottle of it in the fridge at all times, just in case. The electrolytes help your body absorb more water and become hydrated quicker.
If you want something really effective, though, get Pedialite, the shit made for babies. It's essentially designed for neglectful parents that forget to give their baby water, so it'll get you back into tip-top shape pretty quickly, it's a bit difficult to stomach, though.

[Anonymous No.11766972]

>>11766541
cocaine

[Anonymous No.11766976]

>>11766770
Why would you take a shit after your shower?

[Anonymous No.11766981]

>>11766966
You're wrong. Dehydration is only one of the ways alcohol fucks you up.

[Anonymous No.11767045]

>>11766770
I can't just chose to go number 2. Do people actually control when they poop?

[Anonymous No.11767071]

mcdonalds and take those salt packets with you and add extra salt on them

gatorade, whichever flavor you like

pickles

beer (careful with this one as it might just make it worse)

coffee (extra careful with this one, as caffeine crashes tend to be triplefold when having a hangover)

>>11766972
yes. cocaine is the best hangover cure. amphetamines work too though not as great

water. lots of it.

cold and warm showers might help. just to increase blood circulation

pizza.

chili, hot sauces and the like. the hotter the better. not many know this but chili is an excellent hangover cure. it releases endorphines in your body that really helps. sometimes i just eat a raw habanero. even purposely get some on my eyes. after the pain is gone you will feel considerably better.

[Anonymous No.11767088]

>>11766541
mastrubate at least twice

[Anonymous No.11767104]

>>11766541
Get up, take a ice cold shower (cures the headache), drink water, eat banana, scrambled eggs and toast. Have strong black tea instwad of coffee if you need a kick.

[Anonymous No.11767108]

>>11766966
yup, decades of sometimes drinking way to much have pretty much taught me to do the following routine:
get out of bed
pee
drink a bunch of water and/or any juice/cola if I have it
go back to bed
usually realize in half hour I can't sleep anymore so I get out of bed, feeling slightly wobbly but much better already
Drink coffee and buttermilk/yogurt/anything with those good germs in it
go on living another non-productive day

[Anonymous No.11767122]

>>11767108
forgot to add: usually I get the craving try to eat a greasy protein rich meal soon after and said meal cures most of the itchy irritative feelings and headaches

Also - why the fuck am I sharing this heartfelt advise on this mongolese basket weaving forum? I should be working.

[Anonymous No.11767142]

>>11766541
gatorade or similar sports hydrolite drink to replenish
coke zero to settle the stomach
then when you're ready to accept food, some kinda pig meat and eggs

[Anonymous No.11767271]

>>11767108
>>11767122
wholesome posts

[Anonymous No.11767277]

If you can keep food down, you're not hungover. If you are hungover, cannabis and benzos are your only savior.

[Anonymous No.11767282]

>>11766541
Best cure for a hangover is drink a tonne of water before going to bed the night before.
That or buy a case of the Japanese wonder ウコンの力 because that shit prevents me getting hung over easily.

[Anonymous No.11767289]

>>11766976
Hea an idiot. The saying goes "Shit, shower and a shave" afterall.

[Anonymous No.11767388]

advil and sprite

[Anonymous No.11767459]

>>11766541

Water.
More water.
More water.
More water.
More water.

You about to puke?

Add 1 teaspoon of salt and one teaspoon of potassium to water.
Drink it.


You peeing every 15 minutes?

Good, more water.

Take a nap.


Boom hangover completely gone with no side effects.

Eating fatty things is a meme, your body craves greasy things when you're hung over because greasy shit is usually super salty. The problem is your body has to render all of that fat and grease before it will properly take in the electrolytes it's actually craving. Cut out the middle man and just spike your water with salt and potassium. You'll feel better in a quarter of the amount of time.

[Anonymous No.11767467]

Water and an ibuprofen if it is bad and you got shit to do

Theres nothing to cure its not cancer jesus christ

[Anonymous No.11767476]

You could just, you know, not ingest a toxic substance in such large amounts that it causes noticable stress on your body.

[Anonymous No.11767482]

>>11767476
>/ck/ - teetotalism and chastity

[Anonymous No.11767540]

>>11766541
Learn there are none and just put up with it until it goes away.

[Anonymous No.11767663]

>>11767122
Ham and cheese toast is THE hangover breakfast if you havent rekt your stomach with hurling or sth.

[Anonymous No.11767683]

>>11766716

[Anonymous No.11767704]

>>11767476
and you could not suck my dick. we both know that ain't going to happen, it's too fun.

[Anonymous No.11767706]

>>11766541
Vitamin B-12 pills the night before and drink 12oz water per alcoholic beverage that night as well.

If you dont prepare you cant really cure one the next day.

[Anonymous No.11767712]

>>11766541
watermelon with salt

[Anonymous No.11767844]

>>11767476
t. boring fag

[Anonymous No.11767852]

In a pinch you can make a shit isotonic drink by adding a pinch of salt (~quarter of a teaspoon) and a heaping teaspoon of sugar to a pint of water.

[Anonymous No.11767860]

jerk off; not even joking...the endorphins will give enough “feel good” to get yourself right; my ex was way too good for me and would suck me off if she knew i was hungover (less cum cause dehydration and it made me feel like she was the best person on earth)

[Anonymous No.11767870]

Get anything in your stomach. Water, coffee, food, doesn't matter what, just get past the not wanting to eat part.
>>11767860
and seriously this

[Anonymous No.11767876]

ginger beer and chicken noodle soup

[Anonymous No.11767879]

Stop drinking so much

[Anonymous No.11767921]

>>11767860
On mornings when I'm going over what i did over the last bender, i start to think of porn, get up and jerk off. i can't help it

[Anonymous No.11767928]

>>11766549
>dudelmao if you're into that
This is probably the easiest thing to do
I've been blacked out and woke up the next day with no hangover

[Anonymous No.11767943]

>>11766541
Eating Menudo, it supposedly works

[Anonymous No.11767945]

Pedialyte
Light beer
Weed (edibles are best)
Nice long walk out in nature
Porn/wank

[Anonymous No.11767949]

>>11766541
Pho.

Trust me.

[Anonymous No.11768004]

Bloody Mary with double horseradish, followed by iced tea (unsweetened you philistine) and a buttery crumpet (or english muffin).

[Anonymous No.11768012]

>>11766541
The sweet, welcoming embrace of death.

[Anonymous No.11768032]

>>11766809
Wouldn't having two ibuprofen right after drinking a lot really fuck your liver?

[Anonymous No.11768084]

1)Water
2)More beer
3)A fried egg on top of buttered toast

[Anonymous No.11768091]

aspirin. pickles aren't a bad snack, kinda like potato chips.

[Anonymous No.11768490]

nothing. there is no escape. i find that if i drink a pint of water for every pint of cider/whatever, the hangover is a lot less crippling. thing is, it's uncomfortable to do, and too easy to not bother when drunk.
fuck hangovers.

[Anonymous No.11768503]

>>11766541
More booze

[Anonymous No.11768553]

>>11766716
Legitimate strategy
>don't eat anything in the morning
>sip fawdie till noon
>have lunch
Alternatively if you wake up fucked up at like middle of the you're already boned so do as pleased, just crack it open and start cooking

[Anonymous No.11768563]

>>11766541
Shot of Fernet Branca

[Anonymous No.11768592]

Just keep drinking

[Anonymous No.11768613]

>>11766541
Sprite.
It's been scientifically proven to reduce nausea in hangovers.

[Anonymous No.11768708]

>>11766541
pickle brine

[Anonymous No.11768836]

>>11768032
Ibuprofen is gentle on your liver because it gets absorbed completely and your liver dosent have to do any work. Acetaminophen/Paracetamol is the shit that shreds your liver.

For what its worth, my organic chem professor said that if acetaminophen had to go through the FDA approval today, it would be prescription only because of the potential liver damage. It basically got grandfathered into being OTC

[Anonymous No.11768848]

>>11767476
but being drunk makes me feel better about not having any friends around when i'm lonely

[Anonymous No.11768960]

>>11768836
Thanks for the info, I had figured acetominophen and ibuprofen were basically the same thing

[Anonymous No.11769144]

>>11768032
No, but it will be hard on your stomach

[Anonymous No.11769224]

If you're serious, be prepared to spend a couple of hundred and get down a clinic that will put you on a saline drip for a couple of hours and rebalance your hydration and minerals.

[Anonymous No.11769229]

More alcohol

[Anonymous No.11769407]

I believe the best way to cure a hangover is to make better decisions and don't get so wasted next time

[Anonymous No.11769446]

>>11769407
This only works if you don't want to have fun or be cool

[Anonymous No.11769473]

>>11766541
unironically the hangover cure is pho.

[Anonymous No.11769521]

>>11766541
Hard boiled eggs with salt with buttered toast.

Basically anything with Protein+salt to rebuild the electrolytes.

[Anonymous No.11769619]

Sparkling mineral water

[Anonymous No.11769628]

>>11769473
This is true.

[Anonymous No.11769641]

>>11766541
got to stay hydrated to avoid it in the first place
don't even let yourself sleep until you've had at minimum the same amount of water and have pissed at least once, pref twice
might still be a bit groggy the following day but you'll feel so much better than if you didn't do this
drink more water the following day, and throughout the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.11769667]

I usually wake up still drunk, so I don't know what the fuck you plebs are talking about.

[Anonymous No.11769691]

>>11766541
>how do I cure a hangover?
by not drinking in the first place you degenerative piece of tailer trash shit