>ITT: /ck/ blunders

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Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:06:21 2019 No.11765773 [Reply] [Original]

>ITT: /ck/ blunders

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:15:12 2019 No.11765822 File: 1.13 MB, 331x1003, 1444243979027.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:15:56 2019 No.11765828 >>11765822 this are hit home

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:47:20 2019 No.11765965 >>11765828 I agree

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:51:04 2019 No.11765988 >>11765773 This is why I don't have furniture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:54:14 2019 No.11766008 >>11765988 Yes that’s what why, not because you’re a gay retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:55:19 2019 No.11766014 >>11766008 I'm a gay retard btw if that matters

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:56:12 2019 No.11766021 >>11765822 >>11765773 these stupid infomercials are marketed to seniles and arthritis-afflicted boomers who actually do have trouble doing basic things, but they use young people acting clumsy so they don't insult their target audience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:58:36 2019 No.11766040 >>11765773 >>11765822 You made a thread just for this. You're pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:02:07 2019 No.11766067 >>11766021 no, they do it so they don't have to pass the ridiculous certification for medical aids

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:08:43 2019 No.11766104 >>11765822 LOL! why does that phone have a cord?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:16:23 2019 No.11766134 File: 1.81 MB, 300x225, 1419165830267.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11766021 shut up reddit, we know they're just retarded, not every god damn thing needs your shit explanations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:17:27 2019 No.11766139 File: 2.00 MB, 400x221, 1419157056563.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:18:28 2019 No.11766145 File: 836 KB, 469x348, 1419237243775.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:21:42 2019 No.11766157 >>11765822 >dude I'm high af >k I'm gonna eat my body volume in cheetos >knocks the cheese sticks off while hanging up.org

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:22:44 2019 No.11766162 >>11766014 Want to come over sometime

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:23:26 2019 No.11766164 >>11766134 THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY JUST USE A BREAD KNIFE YOU DUMB CUNT

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:27:30 2019 No.11766187 File: 941 KB, 300x221, 1419193195308.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:33:27 2019 No.11766207 >>11766139 This is a legitimate concern when grilling on a boat, though. Got to hold fast them wieners.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:34:54 2019 No.11766215 >>11766207 I hold my weenies tight while on the open seas

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:40:47 2019 No.11766230 >>11765773 This whole thread. >THANKS OBAMA!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:44:34 2019 No.11766243 File: 17 KB, 250x188, 1547583098375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11766187 >everyone jumping back like the table is electrified.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:48:23 2019 No.11766254 File: 1.99 MB, 334x212, 1452469482453.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:53:37 2019 No.11766271 File: 516 KB, 250x155, 1419157971970.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:56:17 2019 No.11766276 >>11766164 >>11766134 thats not even whats wrong. he got halfway through the sandwich and went "wait this is actually working. welp, better starting pushing the sandwich out from the inside like a fucking dickslinger"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:59:32 2019 No.11766282 >>11766254 >That fucking end lmaoo, someone gettin' beat tonight

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 01:01:09 2019 No.11766286 >>11766139 Someone post the Scalfani Grill Grate inferno and the sliding egg, please.

It's just like Wed Jan 16 01:05:14 2019 No.11766298

I've worked as a production assistant on one of these shoots. It was for a knife sharpener and we taught this lady to push into this comically dull knife into a tomato while the knife was sharpened with an industrial grade sharpener for the "after" shots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 01:08:12 2019 No.11766307 >>11766298 Why did she have to be taught to cut a tomato with a dull blade

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 08:37:53 2019 No.11767358 >>11766271 I ate a hot dog like this once and I don't have friends anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 08:46:44 2019 No.11767385 >>11766187 She better got smacked for that.

>>	Julie Andrews Wed Jan 16 08:52:55 2019 No.11767399 this thread can suck my dick yo

>>	Julie Andrews Wed Jan 16 09:19:50 2019 No.11767442 I'm gay, just so you know.

>>	jevin Wed Jan 16 09:21:15 2019 No.11767445 >>11767442 Me too. Kek.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 09:22:44 2019 No.11767448 >>11765828 well yeah you probably wouldn't be doing that at a restaurant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 09:33:04 2019 No.11767469 >>11767358 Did you get smacked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 09:44:43 2019 No.11767493 >>11765773 What is the solution to this blunder?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 09:46:08 2019 No.11767499 >>11766104 This was filmed at least five years ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 09:49:01 2019 No.11767512 >>11767469 Very hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 09:50:06 2019 No.11767514 >>11766187 What's wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:00:52 2019 No.11767536 >>11766207 can you not do like in the video and make it so the bbq is able to rotate so it stays flat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWUJpQ7Ti-M

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:09:41 2019 No.11767558 >>11767536 it's a grill. bbq is a sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:20:00 2019 No.11767587 >>11766021 >>11766067 A few of them are genuinely helpful for disabled or elderly, but most are just ridiculous gimmicks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:25:34 2019 No.11767608 >>11767558 type bbq into google and see what comes up, it is not a sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 11:36:37 2019 No.11767869 >>11767493 Attain the motor skills of an 8 year old.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 12:13:39 2019 No.11767986 File: 3.14 MB, 342x201, Momandfamily.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] blunder

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 12:22:12 2019 No.11768027 >>11766021 >those guys >young What are you 60?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 12:37:20 2019 No.11768087 >>11766254 >that end clip Susan is going missing soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 13:46:04 2019 No.11768300 >>11766187 that STUPID fucking bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 13:48:47 2019 No.11768305 >>11767448 underrated`

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 13:53:02 2019 No.11768319 File: 17 KB, 108x145, serveimage (1)-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11766134 it hurts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 17:51:25 2019 No.11769184 >>11767445 what are you doing outside of s4s... it's not natural....

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 17:52:31 2019 No.11769187 >>11767986 she's a monster

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 18:07:56 2019 No.11769245 File: 18 KB, 189x215, dagwood5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11768319 there, there, Anon, he can always make another one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 18:47:17 2019 No.11769405 >>11767558 A BBQ is the device you cook food on. The grill is the metal plate with holes in it that the meat goes on

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 20:10:46 2019 No.11769707 >>11768027 Just a couple of kids trying to make it acting, give them a break.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 20:19:11 2019 No.11769753 File: 977 KB, 1280x720, Jack grilling eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11766286 this right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 20:58:05 2019 No.11769923 >>11766187 It's so brilliant that they couldn't even fucking spill something right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 21:02:39 2019 No.11769951 File: 1.62 MB, 390x260, EDaoQ.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 21:34:52 2019 No.11770077 >>11769753 Did he just start the grill before making this video? I don't fucking understand

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 22:18:28 2019 No.11770247 >>11765822 I'm fucking dying

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 22:24:41 2019 No.11770274 File: 233 KB, 1200x900, 1547510385670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 23:16:58 2019 No.11770476 >>11770077 Every webm I've seen he puts the food on an ice cold cook surface/oil. Every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 23:19:24 2019 No.11770489 >>11765822 Upboat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 23:19:37 2019 No.11770492 >>11770077 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdE8yh0d1_0 He says, several times, that he allowed the mats to warm up. Far be it from me to call Jack a liar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 23:20:30 2019 No.11770498 >>11765822 this has never failed to make me laugh

Anonymous Wed Jan 16 23:21:44 2019 No.11770506
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>>11765773
When my roommate cooks anything in a pan, he pours the oil in then spreads it around with his fingers instead of letting it heat up and rolling around in the pan. The worst part is he uses the dish towel to wipe his oily fingers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 00:14:18 2019 No.11770677 >>11765822 How long did it take you to make this? It's a good idea. I can't believe nobody thought of it before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 00:39:53 2019 No.11770768 >>11770506 What country?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 00:53:07 2019 No.11770813 >>11770476 He's deathly afraid of heat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 01:00:09 2019 No.11770839 File: 1.28 MB, 250x198, laugh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11765822

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 01:03:40 2019 No.11770852 >>11769753 >the way he flails his hand

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 01:10:54 2019 No.11770875 Are these kinds of commercials still aired today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 01:13:37 2019 No.11770886 >>11766230 Thanks Obama doesn't really work anymore now that he truly did fuck the middle class.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 01:17:55 2019 No.11770895 >>11770875 Not as often, most people wised up on the cheap plastic as seen on tv gimmicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 02:51:12 2019 No.11771154 >>11766271 seeing this makes me think shes an alien trying to fit in

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 03:04:20 2019 No.11771194 File: 235 KB, 415x340, butters your path.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11766177 >holding your hand directly under where the water will be pouring out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 04:11:13 2019 No.11771372 >>11770768 A first world one. :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 04:30:50 2019 No.11771399 >>11769405 go try to buy a "bbq" and see if they bring you a grill why is everybody but me a moron

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 04:32:47 2019 No.11771402 >>11771399 They will obviously bring me a grill, because it's part of the BBQ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 07:04:16 2019 No.11771738 >>11766145 God I wish that was MY taco

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 07:05:43 2019 No.11771741 >>11771738 TIJUANA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 07:29:50 2019 No.11771775 File: 1.64 MB, 2000x1506, img.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11768027 Found a pic of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 07:55:19 2019 No.11771829 >>11769951 I am too ashamed to eat now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 08:42:04 2019 No.11771928 >>11767986 Heh. I've never seen anything other than just the little girl. That's terrific!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 10:06:29 2019 No.11772159 >>11770852 His lack of fine motor control infuriates me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 10:16:33 2019 No.11772203 >>11766254 >I've made a huge mistake

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 10:42:20 2019 No.11772267 >>11769951 Dan marino fumbles

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 10:43:36 2019 No.11772271 >>11770677 its literally the 5th image posted on the internet ever

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 12:26:05 2019 No.11772696 >>11766254 Holy shit that ending

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 12:29:58 2019 No.11772721 >>11769753 There she goes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 14:02:00 2019 No.11773158 File: 125 KB, 1182x619, WW1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11769753 he closed all of the comment sections on all of his channels. Are people giving him a hard time about continuing to eat poorly after his stroke?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 14:48:57 2019 No.11773324 >>11773158 As they should. I hate Jack but would never want him to die. I want him to suffer more because of his stupidity and inability to read when it comes to cooking, but that's it.

Anonymous Thu Jan 17 15:26:56 2019 No.11773454
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>>11765773
>>11765822
>I'm going to take my chips out of the bag and put them in a bowl to eat
>I'm going to buy a bowl just for this purpose and nothing else

wasteful, very wasteful people. you don't need a special bowl for everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 17:56:33 2019 No.11774043 File: 1006 KB, 256x199, 1547600542182.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11767448

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 18:05:37 2019 No.11774090 File: 95 KB, 336x319, if only you knew how bad things really are.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11766254

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 18:09:17 2019 No.11774109 >>11774090 >tfw when you are dinner with your family and you realize that you're almost 40, your son is transgender, your daughter is dating a black guy and your wife won't put out anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 18:09:33 2019 No.11774111 >>11766187 YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 18:11:59 2019 No.11774129 >>11766187 bitch got a black eye for that one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 18:15:38 2019 No.11774147 >>11770875 Only really late at night

Anonymous Thu Jan 17 18:18:28 2019 No.11774158

>>11773324
Yea, I don't know what he's thinking. He can't even use his right arm anymore and he's still eating fried garbage on every episode. He sort of grew on me. At first I just started watching to laugh, but as I kept watching I sort of started to like the show etc. He could be a real dick sometimes, but idk, i hope he changes his ways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 18:28:34 2019 No.11774196 >>11767986 This is the wife for me. Every day would be a funny adventure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 18:36:50 2019 No.11774230 File: 1.84 MB, 320x240, im_going_in.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11765773 >>11769951

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 18:49:34 2019 No.11774279 File: 1.04 MB, 1920x1080, spilling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] still one of my favorites https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1foOWqh4jVc

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 23:19:51 2019 No.11775334 >>11766254 my sides

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 23:28:58 2019 No.11775367 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNs0Vt7hisU

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 00:36:15 2019 No.11775561 >>11774109 >that trainwreck of a greentext nigga shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 10:47:33 2019 No.11776831 >>11770886 You spelled trump wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 10:48:34 2019 No.11776832 >>11774109 I bet you thought this was really funny

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 11:08:09 2019 No.11776898 >>11775561 >>11776832 found the homo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 11:14:37 2019 No.11776916 >>11775367 Hungarian, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 11:15:33 2019 No.11776918 >>11776898 >Y..You are a HOMO fucking pathetic

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 13:34:48 2019 No.11777478 File: 3.63 MB, 360x196, infomercial-frying-pan.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 13:36:01 2019 No.11777484 File: 1.00 MB, 300x233, 1360035784754.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 13:37:58 2019 No.11777490 >>11777478 Sometimes domestic violence is justified.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 13:46:06 2019 No.11777531 File: 416 KB, 844x499, Obama's Legacy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11770886 You're not wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 13:46:45 2019 No.11777535 >>11765773 Why would one man eat so many tiny carrots?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 13:52:27 2019 No.11777561 >>11776832 Found the nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 13:52:42 2019 No.11777564 >>11765822 I never knew something so simple could make me laugh so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 13:57:35 2019 No.11777588 >>11765822 How is only the bottom 3rd a gif??

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 15:32:04 2019 No.11777945 >>11777588 He´s a 300 pound hacker

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 15:36:17 2019 No.11777965 File: 504 KB, 400x226, 1461554155494.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 15:39:42 2019 No.11777972 >>11773454 using a bowl for crisps is the superior method of eating

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 15:53:33 2019 No.11778011 File: 2.94 MB, 528x422, dogpile.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11766271 this one just pisses me off

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 15:55:43 2019 No.11778014 >>11777965 The horror

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 15:59:11 2019 No.11778023 >>11771402 ok, now it’s obvious you’re just being a dick instead of just a moron, as i originally assumed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 16:00:52 2019 No.11778028 >>11777965 Please...your going to give me an ulcer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 16:14:22 2019 No.11778080 >>11778011 what the fuck did i just watch

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 16:22:06 2019 No.11778099 >>11778028 you're*

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 17:53:15 2019 No.11778504 >>11777478 It's kind of hot that she doesn't know her own strength like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 18:01:25 2019 No.11778532 >>11766187 >when I'm drunk and need to pour soda for my family

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 18:05:50 2019 No.11778541 >>11778504 Yeah it would be really hot if she jacked you off and then crushed your penis by mistake haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 18:20:19 2019 No.11778598 File: 250 KB, 1024x708, Cosplaying A Snake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11767986 The little girl could've been an accident, it seems like she just tried to assail the teen before taking them off to find more victims in a deranged fit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 18:44:19 2019 No.11778692 >>11766276 But who even makes such retardedly tall sandwiches anyway? You don’t need that much filling

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 19:23:10 2019 No.11778804 File: 152 KB, 900x904, 1547534238857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11778011 What a fucking waste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 19:23:53 2019 No.11778808 File: 1.46 MB, 427x318, 1491553809929.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 19:28:17 2019 No.11778820 >>11770274 Everyone had a good time and ate all the food. It wasn't even a blunder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 19:29:18 2019 No.11778827 >>11774109 >and your wife won't put out anymore she does for her bull though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 19:29:22 2019 No.11778828 >>11774109 >when you forget you aren't on /b/eddit anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 19:36:29 2019 No.11778858 >>11777588 gifs don't have to do animated, they can do, but they don't have to do

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 19:45:22 2019 No.11778910 >>11766021 It's probably more "let's see if we can pick up a few extra bucks from the stupid as well as the enfeebled". Young- to middle-aged actors are probably in greater supply than oldies, so why not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 19:48:04 2019 No.11778926 File: 10 KB, 239x253, 1545021538964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11774279 Always gets a laugh out of me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 19:53:40 2019 No.11778954 >>11766104 I've seen phones like these in old people's houses. They attach the phone to the wall so it doesn't get lost when their memory starts to go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 18 20:12:06 2019 No.11779018 Does Steven Reed count for this thread? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLn5SCRYWGw

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