/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11761747]

>/ck/, welcome! We have an excellent spread on tonight, only the finest American food from the finest chefs in all the land. Prepare to be wined and dined, my friends!

[Anonymous No.11761753]

>>11761747
>MOM! I POSTED IT AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.11761759]

>>11761747
it looks pretty good desu

[Anonymous No.11761765]

>>11761747
>Obama does it
>”Haha! Under all that political skin he’s just a normal working man like us! Good on you, Obama!”
>Trump does it
>”GRRRRRRR!!! ORANGE MAN BAD!!!! THOSE COLLEGE STUDENTS DESERVE A GOLD PLATTER YOU CHEAPSKATE!!!!!!! FUCK DRUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[Anonymous No.11761766]

>>11761765
They both sucks. Yippy.

[Anonymous No.11761767]

>>11761747
I would be honored.

[Anonymous No.11761768]

>>11761765
Wen did he serve white house guests fast food?

[Anonymous No.11761771]

>>11761753
>anime
Kill your self faggot

[Anonymous No.11761776]

>>11761747
For me, it's the McChicken.

[Anonymous No.11761782]

>>11761753
>complains about anime on 4chan

[Anonymous No.11761783]

What is your favourite hamberder /ck/?

for me its a cheesburger with lettuce and big mac sauce

[Anonymous No.11761786]

>>11761747
Billionaires don't become billionaires by spending all their money.
>sir you're going to have to foot the bill on this visit from Clemson
>just get a bunch of burgers then whatever
I have no idea why anyone even cares

[Anonymous No.11761789]

>>11761765
Nobody called Trump bad. He's based for embracing our culture and serving the best we have to offer.

[Anonymous No.11761791]

>>11761786

Because they have nothing else new to attack him over, they are desperate

[Anonymous No.11761793]

>>11761765

this. Leftoids are detestable.

[Anonymous No.11761796]

>make routine ameriburger joke thread
>MAGAtards take it personal because daddy's featured in the meme this time

Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.11761798]

>>11761796
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.11761801]

>>11761796

then it's not routine, is it?

[Anonymous No.11761803]

>>11761798
God

[Anonymous No.11761811]

>>11761765
Obama served hot dogs at a reception? Anyway it's funny because the government shutdown means he can't get any food cooked.

[Anonymous No.11761812]

>>11761753
>>11761782

[Anonymous No.11761814]

>>11761747
thanks mr. trump, i was very hungry.

[Anonymous No.11761815]

>>11761811
>$60000 for hotdogs flown from chicago

it was a euphemism for underage male prostitutes.

[Anonymous No.11761826]

>>11761803
Oh shit, what's he been up to these days?

[Anonymous No.11761831]

>>11761783
Imma grab one of those Wendy's spicy chicken wraps.

[Anonymous No.11761848]

>>11761747
It is so beautiful.

[Anonymous No.11761850]

>>11761826
Coolin and boolin

[Anonymous No.11761863]

>>11761765
lol when did Obama buy McDonalds for a state dinner, show me just one time

[Anonymous No.11761879]

Is Donald trump buying a bunch of burgers for some college kids the worst thing to ever happen in the history of our country? I seriously can not even believe how embarrassing and horrible of an act this is.

[Anonymous No.11761889]

>>11761879
on par, if not worse than 9/11

[Anonymous No.11761903]

>>11761879
It's cheap and embarrassing. He should have gotten some nice burgers and pizzas brought in.

[Anonymous No.11761907]

>>11761889
I heard sometimes he has 2 scoops of ice cream. What a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.11761913]

>>11761903
If you're embarassed by something this unimportant than your life is absolute garbage.

[Anonymous No.11761931]

>>11761863
It's not a state dinner, though. Maybe you should look up these terms before using them.

[Anonymous No.11761936]

I'M LOVIN IT

[Anonymous No.11761939]

>>11761747
Embarrassing.
That man has no statesmanlike qualities at all.

[Anonymous No.11761948]

>>11761939
Obama would have cooked each young man an individual meal to his liking while Michelle gave them slow passionate blowjobs until climax. Trump should have spent 50 million dollars of his own money to feed these men for life, and because he didn't, he's a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.11761951]

>>11761939
Agreed
This nigga needs to start bombing hospitals or else

[Anonymous No.11761952]

>>11761889
>POTUS paper cups and napkins

[Anonymous No.11761961]

Someone post the Reddit screencap

[Anonymous No.11761964]

>>11761952
You realize there's like 90 people on a football team right?

[Anonymous No.11761976]

O BEAUTIFUL, FOR SPACIOUS SKIES, FOR AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN

[Anonymous No.11761981]

>>11761939

[Anonymous No.11761988]

>>11761747
>these replies

Why can't /pol/tards take the banter?

[Anonymous No.11761991]

>>11761964
>the president of the United states can't afford proper dishware for 90 people

is the US Liberia now or something?

[Anonymous No.11761995]

>>11761991
Who is going to do all the dishes and wash all the cloth napkins?

[Anonymous No.11762000]

>>11761995

Melania isn't doing anything else.

[Anonymous No.11762008]

>>11762000
She's busy teaching Barron how to masturbate properly.

[Anonymous No.11762011]

>>11762000
I imagine you're kidding and not actually retarded, but the left literally looks for anything trump does to bitch about. This pushes more people to the right when elitist fucks act like they are too good for food. They realize they out themselves as stuck up elitist snobs when they do this shit, right?

[Anonymous No.11762012]

>>11761995
Mexicans? oh wait

[Anonymous No.11762015]

>>11761801
Did somebody hurt your feelings?

[Anonymous No.11762018]

>>11762011
I ain't bitching about shit nigger, I'm laughing at this fast-food guzzling retard

[Anonymous No.11762017]

>>11762011
Only in america does not wanting cold, soggy assembly line food make you an elitist lmao. and you're wondering why the whole world laughs at you

[Anonymous No.11762020]

>>11762011
>I used to be on the left, but the day the liberals started insulting my McDonald's I finally tilted right

[Black Pedophile No.11762021]

Nice. I want some too.

[Anonymous No.11762024]

>>11762011
You trumptards are really something.

[Anonymous No.11762028]

>>11762020
More like:
>I used to be a moderate but the constant whining about everything by the liberal left turned me off democrats
Or be a faggot.

[Anonymous No.11762033]

>>11762017
It's a non-event that the liberal left is making a big deal out of because they are gigantic faggots. Millions of Americans eat fast food everyday. most of them probably don't want to be preached to by liberal faggots about how they are too good for fast food.

[Anonymous No.11762037]

/pol/ flyover brainlets will defend this

[Anonymous No.11762043]

>>11762037
I'm coastie faggot who will happily drop >$100/head on a good restaurant meal and I'll defend my orange president buying college kids burgers until the day I die.

[Anonymous No.11762044]

>>11762028
I'm not American, but how the fuck doesn't this apply to the right who do the exact same thing through Fox news instead of CNN?
I would venture as far as to say that the American evangelical right is way more deeply concerned with inconsequential and stupid shit compared to the elitist/city libs, who are pretty bad in their own way.
Lmao American politics is fucking diseased, glad I'm not living there.

[Anonymous No.11762048]

>>11762011
>but the left literally looks for anything trump does to bitch about
It has a lot to do with him being the heroin the dinosaur media needed when he announced his candidacy. You can tell its been a slow news week when the 6 o'clock report is some mundane shit the Trump family did that day

[Anonymous No.11762052]

why do the mods keep deleting these threads, despite being about FOOD in a board called FOOD & Cooking? a new one just pops up to replace it

[Anonymous No.11762053]

>>11762033
Stop trying to paint this as if people were berating the working class while we are actually berating your NIGGARDLY CHEAP ASS DADDY MILLIONAIRE.
>be guest at Mr. Dollar Trump
>get served cheap shit
(((Trump.)))

[Anonymous No.11762055]

>>11762053
>Be college athlete
>Get all the fast food you can eat at the white house
sounds pretty based desu senpai

[Anonymous No.11762056]

>>11761768
>flying in "pizza" and "hotdogs" from chicago using taxpayer money

[Anonymous No.11762057]

>>11762028
>the mean libtards wrote a blogpost calling trump stupid reeee
You right wing redpilled MAGA retards are seriously more sensitive than my fucking girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.11762063]

>>11762033
Do you serve your guests McDonald's too?

[Anonymous No.11762064]

>>11762011
most of em are just having a lil giggle m8
they dont actually care what some football players eat in the WH

[Anonymous No.11762069]

>>11762063
If I had to foot the bill for 90 kids, I would.

[Anonymous No.11762072]

>>11762055
>charity dinner
Such statesmanship.

[Anonymous No.11762076]

>>11761765
>caring about politics this much you make up stuff like this.

Yea you sure showed those liberals a thing or two!

[Anonymous No.11762078]

>>11762072
He wasn't hosting foreign dignitaries, boss.

The college athletes loved it.

[Anonymous No.11762079]

>>11762033
Nobody is making a big deal out of it. They're just laughing at it. Mockery =/= outrage.

[Anonymous No.11762080]

>>11762069
But then again you are not a "self made successful millionaire." Oh, wait.

[Anonymous No.11762081]

>>11762080
Did you actually save this on your hard drive?
Yeesh.

[Anonymous No.11762082]

at least they weren't dry-aged steaks cooked well done and smothered in ketchup.

[Anonymous No.11762083]

>>11762069
He's a literal billionaire. If you're invited at the white house you can reasonably expect to get fed a decent meal, not the absolute bottom of the trashcan.

[Anonymous No.11762085]

>>11762056
>google obama and hotdogs
>pizzagate and pic related are the only results
You are seriously mentally challenged.

[Anonymous No.11762087]

>>11762080
>>11762082
Are you unironically a wine aunt?
This is some wine aunt shit.

[Anonymous No.11762090]

>>11762081
Where is your argument? Oh, wait, you must have left it in McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.11762093]

>>11762083
The college athletes seemed to really like it.
They have been hardcore celebratory drinking for the past week, you don't think this is better than they could've ever hoped for?

Imagine sucking down tuna tartare on that kind of hangover.

[Anonymous No.11762095]

>>11762090
What argument? This is just cringe beyond belief. I'm not arguing with you, I'm kind of creeped out by you.

[Anonymous No.11762097]

>>11762093
>The college athletes seemed to really like it.
>>11762078
>The college athletes loved it.

Yes, bigly. Actual moment when they enter:
https://youtu.be/AUdncLM4Jp8?t=127
>boo!
>laughter
Both reactions were appropriate.

[Anonymous No.11762100]

>>11762069
>kids
Trumpanzees will defend him no matter what.

[Anonymous No.11762101]

>>11762083
>sorry guys we would have had a nice cooked meal but the staff isn't in due to circumstances, so I sent some guys out and got a ton of burgers and fries and eat what you like
What a piece of garbage

[Anonymous No.11762103]

>>11762085
Werent those people staff?

[Anonymous No.11762106]

>>11761747

I'm conflicted.

On the one hand, the choice of serving McDonald's was good for whichever franchised location he bought from (probably made their week.) It's a good way to show that the president is not above a common man (part of his platform) and it's somewhat comforting for people who might be nervous about their meeting with him (hard to think you're not right being there when they are serving McDonalds.)

On the other hand the food was obviously served cold/near cold which means it's inedible.

Not a terrible idea but awful execution.

[Anonymous No.11762107]

I M P E A C H

[Anonymous No.11762109]

>>11761747
Could he not get actual quality catered food?

[Anonymous No.11762111]

>>11762097
Skip to 2:08 if you don't want to see Drumpf shitposting about burgers (but why wouldn't you?)

[Anonymous No.11762114]

>>11762109
He did though.

[Anonymous No.11762116]

>>11762106
Where are you guys getting hot fast food from? I don't think I've ever gotten a burger that wasn't room temperature.

[Anonymous No.11762118]

>>11762101
What a normal fucking person, who has the capital to do so, would do instead is to contact some local businesses and make some decent food for less than the money he spent on the fastfood that's fucking cold by the time the athletes got there.

[Anonymous No.11762121]

>>11761936

swing and a miss there squirt

[Anonymous No.11762122]

>>11762103
No. literally a stratfor email, anon. Just shows you the retardation of /pol/. Barely literate.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/mhastings/leaked-stratfor-emails-reveal-anti-obama-prejudice

[Anonymous No.11762123]

>>11762109
Are you gonna pay for it?
>but he's a billionaire
Billionaires don't become billionaires by being frivolous with money.

[Anonymous No.11762124]

>>11762114
>quality

[Anonymous No.11762126]

>>11762101
You're acting like he's not a billionaire who can afford any meal and it would be less than a tiny fraction of his wealth. You're acting like it's not the house of the actual US president, one of the most powerful people in the world. It's not a homeless kitchen where you should be grateful to get a bowl of soup. McDonald's is literally the cheapest, trashiest most disgusting food out there.

[Anonymous No.11762130]

>>11762116

Literally every fast food place I've ever eaten from is at the very least slightly above room temperature. You have a bad sense of heat detection.

Eating cold fast food (non-salad) is garbage tier dining.

[Anonymous No.11762133]

>>11762116
that's why you don't serve fast food to guests

[Anonymous No.11762135]

>>11762123
So a billionaire near the end of his life cannot spend a couple thousand dollars at most to get good catered food for his dumb event?

[Anonymous No.11762136]

>>11762123
>Billionaires don't become billionaires by being frivolous with money.
This. They inherit the money.

[Anonymous No.11762137]

>>11762124
I could totally go for a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich right about now.

[Anonymous No.11762139]

>>11762123
no, they do so by inhereting their daddy's money

[Anonymous No.11762140]

>>11762126
So you admit that you are elitist liberal scum who is too good for a Big Mac?
>why isn't he shelling out 100,000 dollars of his own money for a bunch of kids to eat dinner

[Anonymous No.11762142]

>>11762135
>Let me tell you college athletes why you should be upset
>WHY AREN'T YOU AS UPSET AS I AM FOR YOU?!

[Anonymous No.11762146]

>>11762123
>Billionaires don't become billionaires by being frivolous with money.

[Anonymous No.11762147]

>>11762139
Is this the part of the conversation where you pretend that you've accomplished more in life than Donald Trump?

[Anonymous No.11762148]

>>11762136
>>11762139
Did you ladies get lost on your way to Facebook?

[Anonymous No.11762149]

>>11762126
Why are you expecting him to pay out of pocket? No other president does that either.

Taxpayer money paid for this. Id rather it be cheap instead of some $50k fancy spread.

[Anonymous No.11762150]

>>11762140
Big Macs are disgusting calorie bombs that give me diarrhea every time. Any person who respects their body should be too good for it. Only in america is that considered elitist lmaoo

[Anonymous No.11762151]

The part that makes shit like this so frustrating/bad is how low expectations are.

Say what you want about Obama--he wasn't great--but he at least tried to act like he gave a fuck.

People are bending over backwards to make every wet fart Trump does seem good. He serves lukewarm burgers, this is somehow okay because "his base also eats lukewarm burgers" or "they're too dumb to care" or "lukewarm burgers are American." not only is this somehow okay, but it needs to be defended. It's like this for every misstatement, every bad strategic decision, every day that goes by without an actual accomplishment.

I get it if all you care about is punishing brown people or owning the libs or her emails or whatever stupid flyover bullshit, but can't you at least have higher expectations for yourselves? When did the US get so weak that the President can't serve a sports team better food than an elementary school tee ball team gets at the end of the season?

[Anonymous No.11762152]

>>11762147
Trump inherited his wealth.

[Anonymous No.11762154]

>>11762149
>Taxpayer money paid for this
Nah the government is shut down and Trump doesn't take a salary. He paid for it.

[Anonymous No.11762155]

>>11762123
The five stages of /pol/yp grief:
1. Denial
>What are you talking about? McDonalds is epic food, the kids LOVED it bigly.
2. Anger
>You are only attacking daddy because you are an NPC jew!
3. Bargaining (you are here)
>Yes, Trump is CHEAP, but that's actually GOOD.
4. Depression
>I voted for a senile idiot because of memes on the internet.
5. Acceptance
>I'm going to read The Communist Manifesto right now.

[Anonymous No.11762157]

>>11762146
That will be used more than once, unlike last nights dinner.

[Anonymous No.11762159]

>>11762149
>Taxpayer money paid for this
No, it literally didn't. Retard.
Why are you weighing in on this when you don't know a fucking thing about it?

[Anonymous No.11762162]

>>11762151
The college athletes seemed to really

[Anonymous No.11762164]

>>11762151
It's the incarnation of the emperor's new clothes. He's being retarded, but he's the POTUS so people have to pretend they're fine with it and he's a good boy.

[Anonymous No.11762166]

>>11762152
Lots of people inherit money. They don't all become president.

[Anonymous No.11762169]

>>11762157
Probably every hour if all he eats is MCD

[Anonymous No.11762171]

>>11762080
Why didn't everybody just do that? Why didn't we all just increase our fortune by a thousand times?

[Anonymous No.11762173]

>>11762149
Trump literally said he paid for it hahahaha

[Anonymous No.11762174]

>>11762155
Nah seeing the amount of seething tears you smug faggots produce is still funny.

[Anonymous No.11762176]

>>11762151
Pull your head out of your ass. You think college kids give a fuck? I guarantee none of them had an issue with that meal. They're kids, not the prime minister of whofuckingcaresistan.

[Anonymous No.11762178]

>>11762159
Taxpayer money absolutely paid for this, retard. This was paid by the pre-budgeted operations budget the white house gets. Government shutdown didn't affect this in any way.

Did you also think the shutdown would result in the electric company turning off power to the white house since they cant pay the bill? Lmao

[Anonymous No.11762179]

>>11762149
Fastfood isn't cheap. You could buy some decent vegetables, a wide assortment of meat and some bread and then hire someone to cook it and it would be cheaper and better than buying fastfood.

[Anonymous No.11762180]

>>11762162
"the pigs like their slop!"

It's not about the fact that flat boys from deep Bubba south will eat any old shit. It's how the President of the US, a self-proclaimed billionaire, couldn't give less of a shit to serve something better. I mean goddamn, couldn't he pay a few chefs to grill some burgers there? You wanna talk about happy guys and photo ops, that'd be how.

[Anonymous No.11762181]

>>11762123
>Billionaires don't become billionaires by being frivolous with money.
While technically true, they don't exactly become rich by saving money either.

[Anonymous No.11762183]

>>11762155
5/5

[Anonymous No.11762185]

>>11762178
Are you saying Trump LIED?

[Anonymous No.11762186]

>>11762180
>The president sucks for giving college kids what they want, and they suck for liking it

You sound like a dick, dude.
I'm glad you're so upset by this. You deserve to be upset constantly.

[Anonymous No.11762189]

>>11762180
You're gay aren't you. Be honest,

[Anonymous No.11762192]

>>11762186
My point exactly.

[Anonymous No.11762193]

>>11762154
He spent like, what... $1k? $2k? Truly a generous statesman/billionaire.

[Anonymous No.11762194]

>>11762079
>mockery
My fb feed is filled with people screeching about this. Either about him being a cheapskate, or him doing this despite the government shutdown.

[Anonymous No.11762196]

>>11762185
Absolutely, at best it's a half truth. He did pay for it himself, using pre-allocated taxpayer money. He probably wanted people to think he looked generous.

[Anonymous No.11762197]

>>11762043
>that face

[Anonymous No.11762198]

>>11762044
Hope you don’t let our politics define us friend, it’s just cause you’re on the internet.

[Anonymous No.11762202]

>>11762192
The worst part was when trump held them down and fed them Big Macs against their well

[Anonymous No.11762203]

>>11762194
Well shit if it's on FB then it must be true.

[Anonymous No.11762206]

>>11762192
>"you sound like a dick"
>"my point exactly"

Damn you really showed him.

[Anonymous No.11762207]

>>11762080
I don't understand this. This is very much shoulda coulda woulda shit. Man wanted to work and have influence, not just float on daddy's money the whole time.