/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11758532]

daily reminder that there is literally NOTHING wrong with this, and anyone who says otherwise HATES america and loves marxism

[Anonymous No.11758536]

better than the "Steak or Salmon" bullshit.

[Anonymous No.11758540]

I can't wait for this embarrassment to be out of office, holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.11758544]

JUST

[Anonymous No.11758555]

>>11758532
>Americans

[Anonymous No.11758560]

The entire Trump presidency is a modern art project and I absolutely love it.

[Anonymous No.11758563]

Do you t-think he l-lurks here?

[Anonymous No.11758568]

>the press gets mcdonalds
>chuck and nancy only get offered a snickers bar

>because hes not going anywhere for a while XD

[Anonymous No.11758569]

>>11758532
What the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.11758576]

>always thought the mocking of amerifats and their fast food was a good natured joke
>it's actually true
holy shit I'm dying... this is too much

[Anonymous No.11758581]

>>11758540
Only 5 more years now

[Anonymous No.11758588]

>>11758581
5 years till president waifu ivanka

[Anonymous No.11758591]

>>11758581
>mfw when all the edgy neckbeards sucking trump's dick are going to have to watch him flame out

[Anonymous No.11758601]

>>11758591
Enjoy the ride, snowflake

[Anonymous No.11758614]

>>11758569
The winning college football team gets to visit the White House. Kinda like how the winner of the Superbowl gets to go the white house. Trump announced that he would serve them fast food like Mcdonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, etc. Because he thinks that is their favorite foods.

[Anonymous No.11758625]

>>11758532
Marxism has nothing to do with this. Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.11758626]

>>11758614
The McDouble sandwich literally has the best macronutrient combination of any food on earth.

[Anonymous No.11758628]

>>11758614
Yea 3 hour old fast food is def. My favorite.

[Anonymous No.11758634]

>>11758614
>>11758626
Non essential White House Staff can't be made to work for free.

Probably not enough workers to host a big feast so this was the next best thing.

If you ask me, Trump should have bought food from Costco

[Anonymous No.11758642]

[Anonymous No.11758643]

Trump is so god damn based

[Anonymous No.11758652]

>>11758614
>macdonalds is the most popular restaurant in the world

yeah I think it's a pretty safe assumption your guests will like it. It's like it they had mounds of rice at the japanese palace for when guests came. Bigger piles of buttered rice than you've ever seen in your whole life, all for you.

[Anonymous No.11758653]

>>11758614
>Because he thinks that is their favorite foods.

As someone who lived with 7 College Football players while I was in College, I can confirm this type of junk is exactly what they love to eat.

[Anonymous No.11758654]

>>11758540
Kys you dumb retarded faggot nigger

[Anonymous No.11758657]

>>11758532
The most based feast imaginable

[Anonymous No.11758664]

>>11758591
Do you prefer the black dicks in your mouth or your ass?

[Anonymous No.11758678]

Trump is popular in Japan.

[Anonymous No.11758684]

>>11758532
i cant believe someone whos been rich for so long can be so devoid of taste
he could have at least had in n' out airshipped into the whitehouse

[Anonymous No.11758685]

>>11758642
I think this is it bros, this is the photo of our royalty that lasts hundreds of years.

[Anonymous No.11758688]

>>11758532
lmao based /ck/ browsing shitposter in chief

[Anonymous No.11758689]

>>11758532
>>11758536
>>11758642
lmao this is so embarrassing
meme president eating & serving meme food: no class, no respect, no dignity, no soul whatsoever. Just greasy idiocy.

[Anonymous No.11758696]

>>11758628
I hope they had some cold fries to go with those tired burgers

[Anonymous No.11758702]

Watch the video yourself:

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1084954858254405633

[Anonymous No.11758704]

>>11758689

[Anonymous No.11758709]

>>11758678
they laugh at the piggu food, they laugh at us, bros ;___;

[Anonymous No.11758716]

>>11758536
>>11758642
>>11758532

Literal trailer trash tier

[Anonymous No.11758717]

>>11758702
>cheap & gross
/thread

[Anonymous No.11758724]

>>11758704
Hillary will never be president you liberal shill fuckwad

[Anonymous No.11758728]

>>11758532
That's my President! Fuck the libtards who think they're too good for fast food. I want to shove my McDick in their faces.

[Anonymous No.11758734]

>>11758532
I've never been more ashamed to be an American. We deserve this trash.

[Anonymous No.11758738]

>>11758728
Can you actually see your dick?

[Anonymous No.11758739]

>>11758536
the players are clearly happy. its the fake news media that are disgusted by /poorpeoplefood/

[Anonymous No.11758740]

>>11758734
>t.

[Anonymous No.11758743]

>>11758532
That is what peak performance looks like.

[Anonymous No.11758744]

>>11758738
Whenever I go through the Taco Bell drive through I get a huge boner and start jacking off and the employees think I'm a pervert but I'm not I just love fast food so much it makes me hard when I think about it.

[Anonymous No.11758747]

>>11758702
>snarky "enjoy your food!" while he fucks off and don't even eat this trash food
XDD based

[Anonymous No.11758750]

>>11758664
My ass plz. Thanks. I'm bit gay btw.

[Anonymous No.11758751]

ITT: People who have never been to fancy parties pretending they'll like shitty canapes and fucking cold salmon while making small talk. This is based. He knew what the players would like, he knew canapes and cocktail shitty crappy food is a meme, and he got them sozzled and full. Fucking great man, looking after his guests.

these guests are fukcing millionares. do you think they've nit been to expensive receptions where they nibble at bits of food, have drinks ratuioned, have to be on their best behaviour before being sent home thirsty and hungry.

I swear /ck/ is full of plebs.

[Anonymous No.11758754]

>>11758689
>no class, respect dignity
lmao, nobody cares about that pretentious bullshit, this isn't a degenerate monarchy
rich people do and eat whatever the fuck they want, no need to pay 30k for some hour derve tier bullshit

[Anonymous No.11758760]

>>11758751
>Be the White House
>Have an entire kitchen
>Top-tier chefs
>Can't even bother to have them prepare higher quality burgers instead

[Anonymous No.11758766]

>>11758739
Of course he's happy. He's using a platter instead of a plate so he can hold more burgers.

[Anonymous No.11758770]

>>11758614
That is what 20 something massive college football players enjoy eating you dunce. Its fuckin delicious

[Anonymous No.11758775]

>>11758770
I didn't refute that. Just explaining the situation to the anon who was confused by the photo.

[Anonymous No.11758778]

>>11758532
why bother ordering the salads?

[Anonymous No.11758779]

>>11758739
it's literally class warfare. upper middle class libtards identify with the elites and resent the lower classes (which most of the players are probably from) for enjoying their small pleasures. This is one of the most powerful, revolutionary gestures Trump has ever made that I'm honestly pretty surprised the Republicans aren't calling him a Bolshevik because he basically is one at this point (and that's a good thing, unironically).

[Anonymous No.11758781]

>>11758760
Cheffy food is boring after a while. Do you think chefs eat cheffy food all the time. They fucking dont.

Cocktail reception food is so bad, no matter how much is spent, that we all expect to go to these things and leave feeling short changed. He decided that's bullshit and I applaud him.

Besides, are the chefs even at work?

[Anonymous No.11758783]

>>11758563
>r/polpedes flooding the site since 2016 and making this place normalized to hell and back
Yeah probably

[Anonymous No.11758788]

>not exclusively serving them Chick Fil A

the libtards would be so mad

[Anonymous No.11758790]

>>11758643
based on what?

[Anonymous No.11758795]

Hilarious, god that'd be gross

[Anonymous No.11758797]

>>11758790
the fact youre mom is a fart whore

[Anonymous No.11758809]

>>11758532
Heaven.

[Anonymous No.11758812]

>>11758709
they only laugh at you, lardass

[Anonymous No.11758828]

>>11758751
Imagine bending over to take the cock of your idol this hard when they dont even know them.

[Anonymous No.11758846]

>>11758812
This image hurts

[Anonymous No.11758853]

>>11758781
You pay chefs to make what ever the fuck you want.
It's their job. If trump wanted burgers and shitty food he should have asked his chefs who are laid 70k a year to make some good quality burgers and hang over type food.
Instead he played the publicity card (yet agaib) while being a lazy fuck and belittling the people who work with him directly. These athletes can get a fucking big mac any day, but can they get a meal made from the chef chosen to cook for the president everyday?

[Anonymous No.11758855]

>durrrrr why didn't trump spend our tax dollars on expensive fillets and lobster for college ball tossers
you just know they'd lose their shit if he spent more on this thing

[Anonymous No.11758863]

>>11758853
>agaib
>laid 70k
imagine seething so hard you forget how to type lmao

[Anonymous No.11758876]

>>11758779
I can't wait to see the leftist elitist coastal shit holes burn. Only after a long seige, I want them to eat their pets and neighbors first.

[Anonymous No.11758889]

>>11758863
Imagine living in 2019 and typing shit on a phone that autocorrects poorly.

[Anonymous No.11758897]

>>11758581
Just make sure and roll over when you take that loss buddy

[Anonymous No.11758915]

>>11758855
I don't like Trump but seriously, he can't do right by any means to these tards. He made the right choice. He even knew if he had went for KFC instead they'd call him racist even though EVERYONE love KFC, hell you're a racist if you DON"T like KFC>

[Anonymous No.11758970]

>>11758532
>spends tax dollars on affordable, relatable food
>leftists have a problem with this
pft

[Anonymous No.11758976]

>>11758532
looks fuckin amazing tbqh

[Anonymous No.11758982]

>>11758540
haha nice facebook post my friend

[Anonymous No.11758988]

I couldn't care less what food he served, if they liked it then they liked it. i think wendy's makes a tasty burger myself. difference is i can literally imagine what you would be saying if obama did this. he's be crucified by you partisan apes, no principles whatsoever and you act otherwise.

[Anonymous No.11758995]

>>11758678
bread looks good

[Anonymous No.11759007]

>>11758853
>he should have asked his chefs who are laid 70k a year
he specifically said he did this because of the shutdown, meaning those chefs are not getting paid right now
it was the next best thing to what you described and was probably also fun for the players

[Anonymous No.11759009]

>anyone who says otherwise HATES america and loves marxism
Oh no! We can't have that.

[Anonymous No.11759010]

If you didn't feel that there was something wrong with it, then you wouldn't have posted this thread.

[Anonymous No.11759035]

>>11758532
It's official

[Anonymous No.11759036]

>>11759035

[Anonymous No.11759042]

This is embarrassing what the fuck

[Anonymous No.11759052]

>>11758532
Apparently this nigga keeps his cupboards stuffed with oreos and potato chips and orders like 3 burgers each dinner. I seriously hope he keeps it up, he's in his 70s and seems really streased, wouldn't surprise me if he has a heart attack during his second term.

[Anonymous No.11759065]

>>11759042
why raise to a position of power if you can't use it to embarrass hundreds millions of people below you at the same time.
literally an alpha move

[Anonymous No.11759080]

>>11759065
Hes mostly embarrassing himself.

[Anonymous No.11759089]

>>11758532
Just when I thought I couldn't love Trump more. Someone should make a wall related meme using those stacks of burgers.

[Anonymous No.11759126]

>>11758754
>no class, respect dignity
Exactly what you fags were jerking off to regarding the First Mail-order Bride
>hour derve
Nice eggcorn. Illiterate zoomer or boomer, I wonder?

[Anonymous No.11759145]

>>11758770
>Oh boy, on this special occasion which commemorates my team being fucking awesome, in the nation's capital, at the invitation of the President in his home, I get what I would normally eat several days a week
I mean, what's special occasion food for college footballers? Kegs of beer, trays of wings, enormous pizzas, that sort of thing?

[Anonymous No.11759147]

>>11758532
Lol what a fucking retard. This shit is hilarious

[Anonymous No.11759164]

Guys holy fuck....

[Anonymous No.11759177]

>not even catering from a good local place but fucking fast food which those kids probably eat every week
lol

[Anonymous No.11759187]

Unironically fuck this gay earth. This is one pathetic time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.11759193]

>>11758532
I have no idea what this is or if it's real but it would be fucking awesome to do something like that as a dinner for visiting eurotrash leaders.

[Anonymous No.11759195]

>>11759007
Theres plenty of better options than fast food. Like a local catering gig or some shit.

[Anonymous No.11759198]

>>11759042
oh no! a stranger on the internet has declared a benign situation embarrassing! i feel silly and embarrassed now! i certainly don't want to associate myself with something that a stranger called embarrassing! i'm totally not being manipulated by an appeal to ridicule!

[Anonymous No.11759199]

>>11759195
>Pedro’s Mexican restaurant is better than authentic American food
Shut up, beaner

[Anonymous No.11759202]

>>11759193
It's real. President always hosts a reception for the champion college football team, but the government's been shut down for 3 weeks because they can't agree on whether or not to pay for the Mexico wall, so there are no federal employees to cook anything.

[Anonymous No.11759205]

>mostly McDonalds
>barely any Wendy's
god damnit

[Anonymous No.11759206]

yall niggas acting like u too good for mcdonalds all of a sudden. YOU NEVER TOO GOOD FOR MCDONALDS, and if u think u is then get out nigga, more for me. damn now im hungry, finna hit up my local mcdonalds and order some nuggets

[Anonymous No.11759210]

>>11758702
that's adorable

makes me sad that everyone hates him

[Anonymous No.11759212]

why is every god damn day just trump trump trump now, it's not just 4chan everywhere you go outside its all people fucking talk about why is this so much worse than any previous president

[Anonymous No.11759214]

>>11758532
Clemson is a southern school and the players are mostly niggers. Dumbass should have gotten Chick-Fil-A and Kool-Aid.

[Anonymous No.11759220]

>>11759202
So, Trump solving problems, feeding the hungry and giving the enemy strokes? This guy is damn good. Damn good indeed.

[Anonymous No.11759224]

>>11759212
Why the fuck are there 4 Trump threads on /ck/ right now? He literally does something retarded every single day, and it's always off topic here.

[Anonymous No.11759233]

>>11759214
roodys love the golden arches, m8

[Anonymous No.11759235]

>>11759206
>nuggets
cringe

[Anonymous No.11759238]

>>11759212
you realize that it's going to get much worse, right?

[Anonymous No.11759245]

>>11758532
wtf i love marxism now

[Anonymous No.11759248]

>>11759212
Orange man bad

[Anonymous No.11759252]

>>11759212

8 MORE YEARS

[Anonymous No.11759253]

>>11759248
orange fan mad

[Anonymous No.11759264]

>>11758702
>actually admitting the reason you're serving them shite food is because of the shutdown you started

[Anonymous No.11759275]

My problem with catering an event with a fast food burger isn't the fast food as much as the fact it's probably cold as shit.

When that buffet started those burgers were like warm at best. Imagine if the catering staff fucked it up and had the first two off the grill on the bottom of the pile. Biting into your meal catered by the most powerful people in America and just getting a chewy piece of congealed fat.

[Anonymous No.11759276]

>>11758626
You've never had a tin of sardines, heh

[Anonymous No.11759277]

lmao at the desperate magatards trying to convince themselves this is actually better than real food.

the whole thing is hilarious though

[Anonymous No.11759280]

>>11759248
i'm not even saying he's bad or anything, I'm just saying it's all people talk about

[Anonymous No.11759281]

>>11759264
>not enjoying quality American food
fuck outa here

[Anonymous No.11759292]

>>11758704
>Fucking roasted.

Oh man I remember that night and those tears lol.

[Anonymous No.11759294]

doesn't the white house have chefs?

[Anonymous No.11759298]

>>11759280
because he keeps doing and saying retarded/funny shit every day. if he were less frequently stupid people wouldnt talk about him so much.

[Anonymous No.11759300]

let’s just acknowledge the lack of mcchicken

[Anonymous No.11759302]

>>11758704
what a beautiful picture

[Anonymous No.11759312]

>>11759294
yeah but they aren't working because of the shutdown