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went to a vegan restaurant today
it was good tasting but why is vegan food so mushy?

>> No.11747919

also the restaurant had pictures of farm animals all over it which i thought was weird because farm animals only exist for consumption

>> No.11747943

>>11747910
Because vegans cant cook thats why they are vegans in the first place

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>>11747919
There is no protein strands to hold the food together and life long vegans no longer have the strength to chew a raw carrot to answer your first question.

Pic related answers your second question.

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>>11747969
>life long vegans no longer have the strength to chew a raw carrot

Nor do they have any teeth. Is this a selling point for veganism somehow??

>> No.11748353

>>11747910
It's so their soft teeth and weak jaws and slurp down the 'food'

>> No.11748400

>go to a vegan restaurant
>the menu has pictures
>the picture is just a mound of rice with some brown stuff poured on top
>figure it's just rice how does one fuck that up
>get the meal
>it smells like shit
>take three bites then have to run out back to puke it up
Vegan genocide when?

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>>11748400
They're killing themselves lol. So the answer is "now"

>> No.11748453

>>11747969
I don't know about you guys, but I'd go vegan if Judy gave me pawjobs.

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>>11748453
don't believe the myths
this little devil's life's mission was to eat as much dog food as she could get her carnivorous little rabbit feet on
>rip sweet princess

>> No.11748485

>>11747910
>why is all vegan food mushy
It's not. It all depends how the food is prepared. Apples are crisp, as is raw broccoli and most raw fruits and vegetables.

>> No.11748495

>>11748485
>unprepared ingredients are prepared food
vegan education everyone

>> No.11748783

>>11747910
because they're so doped up on virtue and feelings of superiority you can serve them up steaming dogshit with a vegan label and they'll love it

>> No.11748796

>>11748783
that's not vegan tho

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>>11748796
Gorillas eat poop, and vegans are always screaming about how Gorillas are vegan (they're not) it won't be long before vegans start eating human poop. Gojiman is the first, he'll eat poop because he's about to die just eating leaves and tree bark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUejvqBDLRs

>> No.11748969

>>11747910
There's only a limited amount of vegetables which will retain a strong chewy texture once cooked. Without meat you have to work harder for such textures.

Cooked Immature jackfruit, dehydrated eggplant, seitan etc.

>> No.11748984

>>11748924
What's your picture about though? Fat tits, full face, non skeletal arms ... what's wrong with her?

>> No.11749002

>>11748416
lol that vegan retard
He nearly sparked a forest fire in that park and burned it to the ground along with the zoo inside it
Would've been absolute pottery

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>>11748984
Nothing wrong with her. Just running low on images on this comp.

This is an image of what vegans look like.

>> No.11749027

>>11748984
You forgot the permanently stretched earlobes and the Gigantic tattoo VEGAN across her whole front
I'm surprised she didn't get it across her forehead