Umami

[Anonymous No.11729586]

I like my umami... fresh, and sponsored by Blue Apron. Pic unrelated. Just sharing my thoughts.

[Anonymous No.11729702]

>>11729586
Thanks for the thoughts bro

[Anonymous No.11729727]

>>11729586
I'm gay btw, if that matters.

[Anonymous No.11729753]

>>11729586
ya mum's umami is never fresh, tell her hit that shit up with summer's eve.

[Anonymous No.11729760]

>>11729586

[Anonymous No.11729771]

>>11729760
MOMMY!!!

[Anonymous No.11729776]

>>11729771
OOOO MOMMY!

[Anonymous No.11729780]

[Anonymous No.11729799]

[Anonymous No.11729806]

>>11729780
brad and babish sex tape when?

[Anonymous No.11729820]

step aside amateurs

[Anonymous No.11729836]

>>11729760
>>11729780
>>11729799
I want Claire to be the mother of my children

[Anonymous No.11729984]

>>11729820
>jusqu'ici tout va bien

La Haine ?

[Anonymous No.11729990]

Do you think he ever calls his kitchen the BabLab haha

[Anonymous No.11730008]

I wanto creampie Claire if you know what I mean haha
And Im not talking about that one type of pie you eat haha

[Anonymous No.11730027]

>that bald headed fuck will never release a sextape of him and brad doubleteaming claire
What the fuck is even the point of it all then...

[Anonymous No.11730041]

>>11729586
reddit

[Anonymous No.11730186]

>>11730041
tumblr

[Anonymous No.11730198]

Huh?

[Anonymous No.11730233]

>>11729586
how butt frustrated does a person have to be to come and make retarded faggot posts like this about literally nothing but their own mental illness.

[Anonymous No.11730237]

Sous vide
Mashed potatoes

[Anonymous No.11730244]

>>11730233
I understand why you're angry, friendo. I'm going to go and unpack and guess that you and y'all friends are angry because you have no fresh umami. But wow, just wow, no need to post some so gross and problematic. Y'all are toxic af.

[Anonymous No.11730249]

>>11730027
why did you have to go and say that [spoiler]because i actually want to see that [spoiler]
because claire is like my dream wife and you just made it weird

[Anonymous No.11730254]

>>11730249
oh geez I type like a newfag. before anyone gets any, i'll just go ahead and say that I haven't been on 4chan in a while

[Anonymous No.11730267]

>>11730244
everything he does to seem badass(guns, tattoos, rolled up sleeves, etc.) just seems so unnatural. He like a kid in high school who desperately tries to fit in with popular kids but isn't truly one of them.

[Anonymous No.11730268]

>>11730254
>Pretending you just type like a newfag and aren't an actual newfag just to save face
Disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.11730271]

>>11730249
>>11730254
You can't spoiler on /ck/ newfriend.

[I'm not that new ok? I just ha(...) No.11730275]

>>11730268
i've been on here since 2017 and i just forgot how to do it

[I'm not that new ok? I just ha(...) No.11730282]

>>11730271
thanks man

[Anonymous No.11730296]

>>11730267
>"Hey guys, sorry my arm hair looks weird. I just got some fresh ink!"
>Implying anyone but the most hardcore, eagle-eyed of fans would have noticed
>Pretending you weren't just being attention seeking
>Implying "fresh ink" of a fucking fork makes you in anyway cool or unique

[Anonymous No.11730307]

>>11730275
>since 2017
You're still a newfag then, newfag.

[I'm not that new ok? I just ha(...) No.11730338]

>>11730307
damn. well at least i'm not underage

[Anonymous No.11730393]

>>11730338
You actually stripped yourself of anonymity. Whether you're a newfag or not, you're definitely a brainlet.

[Anonymous No.11730407]

Never noticed but is this guy Arabic of some kind?

[Anonymous No.11730425]

>>11729586
He's a shitty chef.

Food Wishes is a better chef.

[Anonymous No.11730428]

>>11730407
Apparently his surname 'Rea' is of ancient Scottish origin. He looks like some weird mutt with AIDS though.

[Anonymous No.11730445]

>>11730425
His errors are a bit perplexing. Like the shit people gave him for the fried rice video all seem like errors a person should be able to avoid with basic research, or his drinks video where he's "there to inform" but does a classic dry martini with smirnoff vodka. Even the damn wikipedia page clearly states a classic martini is made with gin. It's not like he's making fuck ups that only some niche autist should be able to pick up on; he's screwing up 101 stuff.

[Anonymous No.11730457]

>>11730428
Sure as fuck doesn't look Scottish. He looks very Arabic or at least south European
>short
>tiny hairy wrists
>bald
>wavy black beard
>those gorgeous thick eyebrows (only good think about him imho)
But then again each European country has outliers like these.

[Anonymous No.11730470]

>>11730445
That's cause he is a Film student with minimal cooking skills that just happens to know marketing and film production.

[Anonymous No.11730477]

>>11730457
Britain does have those really bizarre outliers. Look up Simon Bird. Looks like a Jewish stereotype but is apparently full English and even his parents look British.

[Anonymous No.11730495]

>>11730470
I'd have thought, in the martini's case, correcting the common misconception it's shaken and made with vodka would have been smarter marketing. Shitload of his viewers would have had an 'Oh, aaah I see!' moment when realising their idea of a martini (courtesy of Ian Fleming) was bullshit and it was Babish that taught them the correct way.

[Anonymous No.11730518]

>>11730495
But Bond literally says "shaken, not stirred," implying the proper way to serve a martini would be stirred.

[Anonymous No.11730622]

>>11729586
More on that later

[Anonymous No.11730655]

>>11730622
>"Remember to check each piece of ham individually. Number 67 is looking good"
Oh, god, his fucking cringy sense of humour.

[Anonymous No.11730700]

>>11729836
I want Claire to be the mother of me

[Anonymous No.11730775]

>>11730457
I don't know, I'm half Anglo and half Scottish and I kind of look like Babish, though my hair isn't as dark as his and I have blue eyes. He doesn't really look Arab or southern Euro to me, he's hairy for sure but he's pretty light-skinned.