/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11719331]

>want to order something at a restaurant
>it has some stupid fucking quirky meme name that's too embarrassing to say out loud
>just get a burger instead
Why? Why do they keep doing this?

[Anonymous No.11719350]

Just point at menu and grunt. Waitresses aren;t worth talking with anyway. Whores.

[Anonymous No.11719355]

>>11719350
/thread

[Anonymous No.11719477]

Have you tried not being autistic?

[Anonymous No.11719493]

>>11719350
>t. Dated a waitress and realized they're golddigging tip beggars

[Anonymous No.11719513]

>>11719331

I do dislike how Italian restaurants insist on using Italian in the menu instead of English.

They are the only ones that do this and its fucking annoying. Good thing Italian food sucks and isn't worth paying for.

[Anonymous No.11719527]

>>11719493
Did you give her a good tip, anon?

[Anonymous No.11719532]

>>11719350

[Anonymous No.11719534]

>>11719513
>They are the only ones that do this
Lolno.

[Anonymous No.11719563]

>>11719350

P much this. If I go to a burger place and see the "Ramblin shamblin rootin rootin cowboy burger" that looks good ingredient wise, I'll just point to it on the menu and say "I'll have that".

[Anonymous No.11720980]

>>11719331
>local deli has a meatball sub with a dumb name
>walk up to the cashier
>can I have a meatball sub on wheat
>I get a meatball sub on wheat
Just call it what it is. Not fucking hard

[Anonymous No.11720987]

>>11720980
>Go to Starbucks
>ask for a large caramel frappecino
>get a large caramel frappecino
I've never once used their stupid size names and to date not once has this ever been an issue.

I'm just that alpha.

[Anonymous No.11720998]

>>11719350
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.11721005]

>>11719331
Did you go to cheesecake factory

[Anonymous No.11721009]

>>11719350
based

[Anonymous No.11721010]

>>11720980
That rarely works. They usually say "uh... do you mean the Roly Poly Yum Yum Treat?" Then I say "yes" in an angry tone because it's the only fucking meatball sub on the menu and she thinks I'm an asshole and really the entire experience is ruined.

[Anonymous No.11721017]

>>11721010
fucking whores man, all the same. always ruining a meal.

[Anonymous No.11721018]

I'll h-have t-the the M-Moon Over My Hammy sandwich p-please

[Anonymous No.11721023]

>>11721010
You've clearly never been in a restaurant or any place where human beings work. 26 times out of 10 the people working there hate the silly name just as much as you do, if not more, and are glad every time they don't have to say or hear it. Stop being autistic and making up fantasies to justify your anti-social behavior.

[Anonymous No.11721036]

>>11721018
You best not be shittalking my bae the Grand Slamwhich!

[Anonymous No.11721306]

>>11719331
>not saying it in a confident and succinct voice like a true chad
its the only way, anon.

[Anonymous No.11721899]

My wife likes the croi'sandwiches at Burger King. When I order them, I just ask for a "ham, egg, and cheese" or whatever number the value meal is and just keep the beverage for myself.

[Anonymous No.11721946]

>>11719331
>want to order something
>ever single menu item is prefixed by "The", even fries

[Anonymous No.11721956]

>>11719350
based incel

[Anonymous No.11722008]

>>11719350
kek'd

[Anonymous No.11722049]

>>11719331
I take glee in saying the silly ones, and even embellish upon them, like "I want the rooty tooty fresh and frooty open up my hungry booty stuff it in there with the doody nevermind I'm not in the moody"

[Anonymous No.11722136]

>go to a seemingly cozy and charming diner in the south
>one of the menu items has the n-word with the hard r in the name

the twist:
>the owner is black and so are most of the employees and customers

[Anonymous No.11722147]

>>11719331
Just say the ingredients instead like "I want the burger with the extra helping of semen"

[Anonymous No.11722150]

>>11722136
Substitute it with "negro"

[Anonymous No.11722210]

>>11722136
Name of restaurant?

[Anonymous No.11722242]

>>11721010
and then she spits on your meal

[Anonymous No.11722250]

>>11722136
>>go to a seemingly cozy and charming diner in the south
>>one of the menu items has the n-word with the hard r in the name
>the twist:
>>the owner is black and so are most of the employees and customers

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WIT DAT WHITE BOI??

[Anonymous No.11722268]

>>11722242
And then she loses her job and gets kicked out of her apartment cause she can't afford rent and she's sitting outside the local Publix holding a sign that says "anything helps."

[Anonymous No.11722334]

>>11722268
*when nobody is looking*

[Anonymous No.11722338]

>>11722334
Management is always watching. Those cameras aren't just for show, and women are too stupid to not just do it in the open.

[Anonymous No.11722538]

>at cold stone with gf
>I'm first up to order
>"can I get a medium with these scoops"
>lady: "a what?"
>"a medium with these scoops."
>lady: "you mean the love it?"
>"yeah, the medium"
>lady gives me a judgemental look then scoops the I've cream.

[Anonymous No.11722552]

>>11721036
>I’ll have the rutti tutti fresh n fruity please

[Anonymous No.11722557]

>>11722242
God I wish the girl at my local sandwich counter would spit in my meal.

[Anonymous No.11722566]

>>11722538
Based. Dont give ground.

I dont want the "Venti" or whatever your schtick is, I want the medium.

[Anonymous No.11722584]

>>11721036
he's talking about Moons over My Hammy, ding dong
the Grand Slamwich is literally a different menu item (although they're both breakfast sandwiches and pretty similar)

[Anonymous No.11722598]

>he doesn't go out of his way to read all the difficult and retarded names as slowly as possible correcting yourself over and over
I truly pity you fools.

[Anonymous No.11722612]

>>11722566
shut up paul rudd from that movie with the nigger kid

[Anonymous No.11722622]

>>11719493
This is true. Even when I was a waitress all I could think about is tips. What is worse is when they’re young retards. They will act more slutty/flirty for those tips. In my country I noticed white people tipped more this is no joke

[Anonymous No.11722627]

>>11722612
?????????
If your gonna talk shit at least elaborate on your obscure reference freindo

[Anonymous No.11722641]

>>11722538
I'm certain that idubbbz spawned your opinion on this

[Anonymous No.11722654]

>>11722566
What if they have more than 3 sizes?

[Anonymous No.11722655]

>>11722627
you're*

[Anonymous No.11722669]

>>11722627
Not the anon in >>11722612
but I believe this is what they're referring to.

[Anonymous No.11722687]

>>11722669
Ah, thank you.

[Anonymous No.11722727]

>>11721010
HOLY SHIT I always wanted to get this certain donut from a bakery, but it was called "curly wurly yum yum" so I never fucking got it

[Anonymous No.11722738]

>>11722049
Jajajajaja

[Anonymous No.11722740]

>>11722669
always thought that scene was BASED

[Anonymous No.11723236]

>>11722641
I've seen his video but I've always thought the names were dumb. I would always say a medium or large and about 7/10 times the would get confused and act like I'm making things Harder because they now have to associate the actual size with their naming scheme and figure out what I want. If they get confused I'll just ask directly for ounce size, since that usually seems to go smoothly.

[Anonymous No.11723238]

>>11722654
>I'll get the 64oz size please

[Anonymous No.11723246]

>>11719331
To keep autistic faggots like you away from their business.

[Anonymous No.11723285]

>>11720987
I e had them try to correct me before.
"Well you mean grande?"
To which I will reply "yeah or whatever"
And wa la they curb the tism.

[Anonymous No.11723293]

>>11723285
I point it out to them: "I don't care what you call it, those names like grande or whatever aren't very clear or specific. I'd like a large please."

[Anonymous No.11723400]

>>11719331
>>11719350
>>11719563
>>11721010
>Go to a meme restaurant owned by a Millennial.
>Get meme food and have to deal with teenage cooks and servers.
>Everything is trying to be hip, the decorations, the music, the food names, the staff.
Sounds like you're just getting what you deserve.

>>11722136
Stupid frogposter.

[Anonymous No.11723851]

>>11722740
Doesn't he get BTFO in the subsequent scene, since 20 corresponds to 20 ounces?

[Anonymous No.11723937]

>>11723400
>Ramblin shamblin rootin rootin cowboy burger
I'd give my left nut to have an excuse to mouth those words to another human being irl.

[Anonymous No.11725378]

>>11719331
Problem?

[Anonymous No.11725392]

>>11723285
>>11720987
>go to starbucks with my dad
>uhh Ill have a large coffee medium roast.
>my dad says that is a grande pike
>starbucks employee "it's okay we speak english as well"
based.

[Anonymous No.11725401]

>>11725378

[Anonymous No.11725404]

>>11722669
>venti is twenty

yeah fuckface because its 20 ounces

[Anonymous No.11725851]

>>11723937
sometimes embracing the shitposts is the best thing of all

[Anonymous No.11725947]

>>11723851
>an Italian
>using victorian era measurments

[Anonymous No.11725962]

>>11719527
Not him but I gave her a mediocre tip and sent her home with herpes

[Anonymous No.11725973]

>Terrible bar called Jackasses
>All the food had retarded names like the "Big Dick Burger" and the "Pasta de Cum Saunce"
>If you didn't ask for the the item you wanted exactly the wait staff would make you repeat it.
>I'd like a hamburger please
>What was that?
>A hamburger?
>Read the menu
>T-the big d-dick burger
>ONE BIG DICK BURGER COMING RIGHT UP

[Anonymous No.11725982]

>>11725973
well they had to maintain the theme

[Anonymous No.11726002]

>>11723400
Overusing the word "meme" like a 12 year old plebbitor is just as cancerous as frogposting.

[Anonymous No.11726006]

It's even worse with vape places. I remember the first time I tried vaping. I went to a store to get some of the sauce packets or whatever the fuck they're called. The starter part was alright. Strawberry, chocolate, vanilla, same kinda shit you'd use in a hookah.

But then I started looking at the rest of their selections.
>Unicorn Shart
>Messy Chocolate GILF
>Kevin's Day Old Jizzrag
>Cherry Tampon Surprise
>Emo Girl Vomit
>Vegan Friendly
I remember asking if they had anything that tasted like real cigarettes, you know, like Marlboros or something, and the gy behind the counter just looked at me like I slit a puppy's throat while taking a diarrhea on the Quran.

Why are vapers suck enormous faggots?

[Anonymous No.11726024]

>>11726006
the whole fucking point of vaping is the ability to get flavours that aren't cigarettes

[Anonymous No.11726029]

>>11725404
Lel

[Anonymous No.11726039]

>live in the UK
>go to a restaurant which sells british food and is run by a local boomer couple
>they have tried to come up with funny names for everything
>the full english breakfast is called 'This is BRITAIN, and if you don't like it, LEAVE... YOUR PLATE FULL!'
>nobody ever complains about this
>it offended me when i went in and i tried to complain
>they laughed at me and told me 'we don't mind a bit of brown sauce on our full english just keep it away from the rest of the food'
>i finished my food disgusted
>as they took my plate the husband said 'See, ya LOVE BRITAIN, you left your plate EMPTY lad'

[Anonymous No.11726042]

>>11719331
>Why do they keep doing this?
You mean why do you keep making this shitty thread all the time? I'd like to know too.

[Anonymous No.11726069]

>>11719331
just point to the menu you fucking retard
that's what I usually do even though I can fucking say the name, it's to make sure they don't fuck up my order

[Anonymous No.11727148]

bump my negros

[Anonymous No.11727150]

Why don't you guys just say their names and stop being cunts about it. No one is being embarrassed about it except you