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>wife's in Jamaica
>kids are out with friends
>just bought a case of Bud

What am I eating tonight, lads?

>> No.11714158

>>11714155
Whatever can be delivered to you, if you intend on pounding a rack

>> No.11714169

>>11714155
>wife's in Jamaica

>> No.11714176

>>11714155
Pizza or Chinese, whichever is open. You're not driving.

>> No.11714177

>>11714155
your wife is getting fucked by black dudes
get some pizza and wings delivered I guess

>> No.11714181

wife is in jamaica getting dat BBC

>> No.11714183

>>11714155
Congrats on the new kid

>> No.11714184

I-is that you, Nicholas Parry from Orlando, Florida?

>> No.11714203
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>wife's in Jamaica
>Letting your wife travel oversea's unescorted

>> No.11714217

>>11714155
>Jamaica?
>No, she wanted to go!

>> No.11714226

>>11714155
Your wife is getting airtighted by BBC m8y

>> No.11714233

why are you guys so fucking fascinated with cuckolding?

>> No.11714240
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>>11714217

>> No.11714245

>wife's in Jamaica

>> No.11714248

>>11714233
Because we secretly want to be the woman.

>> No.11714256

>>11714248
speak 4 urself i want to be the BBC

>> No.11714311

>>11714233
That’s what gets me hard.

>> No.11714344

>>11714155
>>wife's in Jamaica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5AqRWfszHc

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>>11714155
I think you mean Jamaica is in your wife!

>> No.11714414

>>11714155
semen probably

>> No.11714520

>>11714217
Love this joke!

>> No.11714597

>>11714256
I want to be the ejaculate flying out the BBC into OPs wife's asshole.

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>>11714248
>tfw I'm the bull who breeds the husband while the wife gets cucked
>tfw the look on their face goes from arousal to jealousy to finally sadness as their husbands reach anal orgasm