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Hey /ck/

I work at an aquarium and we often have unfertilized swell shark and horn shark eggs in our tide pool exhibit to show guests and I'm often asked if you can eat shark eggs.

Today I finally looked it up and it seems that you can, but I haven't found any firsthand information or recipes. We have unfertilized eggs in abundance so I think I'm going to take one of each species home and try it. Has anyone eaten a shark egg? How should I prepare them? Its just yolk and seawater inside, no egg whites.

>> No.11713823 [DELETED] 

>>11713813
Huh?

>> No.11713825

Bumpin for interest

>> No.11713842

don't die OP

>> No.11713844

>>11713813
Looks like you're venturing into uncharted territory, OP. I don't know the first thing about shark eggs, but going off my gut I'd say boil one in the sac for half an hour or so, then cut it open and eat the yolk, just to test it out. Be sure to post your results. Good luck and godspeed.

>> No.11713857

>>11713844

Would it be better to make a small hole and drain the sea water out and use fresh water?

>> No.11713875

>>11713813
With shark meat you soak it in milk to remove all the urine
but since it's an egg, it's suddenly okay to eat urine boy eggs. 6 billion chinese can't be wrong

>> No.11713879

Used to find the shells of these on the beach as a kid.
Curious to see where the thread goes.

>> No.11713880

>>11713857
>removing natural salty umami goodness
i hope this is real but seeing that pic took me back to living in san diego and going to sea world every fucking weekend. are you just like a tour guide/info kiosk op?

>> No.11713885

>>11713857
I don't think so. By the way, I did some quick googling and found that some species of monkeys collect and eat shark eggs. Apparently some people have tried it as well but I couldn't find much info.

>> No.11713906

>>11713813
try to fertilize it (with ur own jizz) and then see what it turns into

>> No.11713921

>>11713906
Raise it then eat it

>> No.11713922

I am realizing that this may not comply with our AZA accreditation. I'll have to look into it or maybe find another shark egg source.

>>11713875

I doubt sharks excrete excess urea through their eggs, but solid point. I will look into that first. They are unfertilized so no baby shark urea to worry about.

>>11713880

Is sea water used in any form of cooking?

>> No.11713923

>>11713885
>t some species of monkeys collect and eat shark eggs
How the hell do monkeys collect shark eggs?

>> No.11713935

>>11713906

Shark eggs are fertilized internally so I'd get to fuck a shark

I mean I'd have to fuck a shark

>> No.11713937

>>11713875
>He doesn't enjoy shark urine eggs.
Never gonna make it.

>> No.11713941

>>11713935
put the penis in the shark pusy OP

>> No.11713940

>>11713935
Are you trying to back out of fucking a shark?
What are you, some sort of fucking coward?

>> No.11713943

>>11713922
I've heard of people boiling pasta in seawater, though I haven't tried it myself.

>> No.11713946

>>11713922
yeah if you dehydrate sea water you get salt which is a decent condiment

>> No.11713963

>>11713923
with their hands

>> No.11713967

>>11713923
you know they have thumbs, right?
retard

>> No.11713970

>>11713963
>>11713967
>Having hands.
Gross.

>> No.11714642

>>11713844
Half an hour seems like a bit much but you do you

>> No.11714653

>>11713813
Just crack it in a pan and cook it. Fuck it

>> No.11714662

>>11713875
>doesnt want to realign his chi by eating virgin boy eggs

your loss desu

>> No.11714674

>>11713935
>I'd get to fuck a shark
Nice
>I'd have to fuck a shark
Nice

>> No.11714680

Good thread

>> No.11715173

>>11713923
Read a book, watch a documentary, or Google it, you fucking halfwit.

>> No.11715229

>>11713813
OP you better post pics of you making scrambled shark eggs.
i'd imagine it having a briny aftertaste but otherwise pretty mild.

>> No.11715238

>>11715173
>google
They probably know everything about you now. Sad. You should have turned to an alternative before it was too late.

>> No.11715241

>>11713813
You’re gonna turn into sharkboy.

>> No.11715264

>>11715229
No, we want pics of him fucking a shark now.

>> No.11716004

Drain ALL of the liquid in the sac, cook the egg well.

>> No.11716065
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>>11713906
>>11713935
>>11713940
>>11713941
>>11714674
>>11715264
>>>/k/

>> No.11716252

Good luck, OP. Wonder if they could have parasites, so cook it through and through.

>> No.11717650

>>11716004

Why do you say that? Concerned about bacteria?

>> No.11717666

>>11716252

I’ll look into egg parasites, but visually the yolks always look nice and uniform in color. Of course parasites could be microscopic.

To my knowledge our sharks are healthy. I think I would only consider doing this if the egg comes from our sharks or if I can get some from a lab that keeps sharks. Definitely wouldn’t eat a wild shark egg.

I’m waiting for a good opportunity to ask one of my buds in husbandry to hook me up. Or maybe I’ll slyly pocket one.

>> No.11717889

>>11716065
We fuck deer (or other men/nugget bolts) not sharks, bud

>> No.11717938

>>11713943
what is blanching

>> No.11718129

>>11717889
I once saw a webm on /ck/ of some guy fucking a dolphin, so there's that.

>> No.11718368

>>11717889
>he's never heard of Phil Ossiferz Stone
>he's never heard of OperatorChan
newfag

>> No.11718757

>>11716065
Phil is a fucking faggot

>> No.11720769

Bump because I want to know what they taste like.

>> No.11720804

>>11713875
Nah mate you just blead the shark immediately and chuck on ice, ive killed a few dozen sharks and never needed milk.

>> No.11720829

>>11720804
You've consumed a lot of shark urine in your life.

>> No.11720855

>>11717666
Could you get fired for this? If you ask you will definately be known as that weird guy who asked to eat shark eggs.

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>>11713935
C'mon, what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.11720989

>>11720909
OP this. You have to fuck those sharks now.

>> No.11721003

>>11713813
Sounds horrible but the best part of a shark is the fins

>> No.11721052

>>11721003
Fuck off Chinese scum

>> No.11721082

>>11713923
with great care and difficulty

>> No.11721121

>>11721052
Not Chinese but spent some time in Beijing a few months ago. I ate all sorts of stuff, jellyfish, scorpions, mystery meat.
The shark fin soup was to die for.

>> No.11721205

>>11718368
>using Phil to determine if someone is a newfwg or not
You just have to spend two minutes on /k/ and you will most likely bump into him. At least he isn't such an obnoxious faggot like he used to be back in 2013 after the boston thing went down.

>> No.11721214

>>11721121
It's just cartilage. Chinese people are morons who think there's something special about it when it comes from a shark fin. There isn't. It's not the fin that makes that soup taste good. Similar to bird's nest soup. The nest has no flavor at all, but they pay a fortune for it. They're insane. Seemingly incapable of rational thought. Don't get sucked into their lies.

>> No.11721221

>>11713935
Just dont go asking for a bj

>> No.11721300

Alright so let's say OP gets these shark eggs and tests show it's edible
What the fuck does OP make with them? What's some dishes that could benefit from shark egg?

>> No.11721308

>>11721214
It tasted good and was the most normal thing on the menu.
Had to pass on the goat lungs with peppers

>> No.11721334

>>11713813
>I work at an aquarium
Yeah not for long bitch
Let us know when you get shitcanned for stealing fucking shark eggs lmao

>> No.11721357
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>>11713935
>tfw no chad shark hybrid children

You're in a unique position. God speed.

>> No.11721460

>>11721214
>Don't understand the role that texture plays in Chinese cuisine
>Ha, they must be idiots, because they don't value the same things I do

>> No.11721530
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11721530

sharks lay eggs?

>> No.11721534

>>11713813
well when are we gonna see some pictures anon

>> No.11721536

>>11721460
Die.

>> No.11721582

>>11721530
They have eggs but are held internally. However it's not a live birth like mammals have. They just come out of the sharks vagoo-thing when they hatch inside.

>> No.11721700

>>11713923
How do humans collect shark eggs?

>> No.11721808

>>11713967
Fatties and their aquatic ape fantasies.

>> No.11721960

>>11721300
Mayonnaise?

>> No.11721968

>>11715238
Who cares?

>> No.11721998

>>11713813
any update anon?

>> No.11722055

>>11721582
Isn't that exactly what a live birth is?

>> No.11722061

>>11722055
In live birth the embryo recives nutrition from the mother's body. In this case the embryo is self-contained inside the egg with its own nutrient supply already in the egg. It doesn't gain nutrition from the mother's body, rather it gets it from the egg instead.

>> No.11722226

>>11722061
and it devours the weaker sisters and brothers, why would you leave that out

>> No.11722232

>>11722226
>why would you leave that out
Because it's totally irrelevant to the question being asked, edgelord. Plenty of animals which hatch from eggs devour their nestmates too, so it's not even an accurate point let alone a relevant one.

Go be stupid somewhere else.

>> No.11723673

>>11721300
i’d first try it boiled as it is. then decide what to pair it with.

>> No.11723713

>>11720829
there is nothing at all wrong with that

>> No.11723781

>>11713813
Are you implying that you are gonna go for a swim in a shark tank to steal their eggs? Because you should definetly live stream that

>> No.11723796

>>11713906
based

>> No.11724061

>>11718368
>Giving attention to tripfags.
No you are the cancerous newfag.

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>>11713906

>> No.11724368

>>11713813
Could be dangerous.

Shark digestive system produces a lot of urine as a waste byproduct.

OP could be consuming something too dangerous for humans.

For example, Polar Bear Liver is poisonous to humans because it is like 1000% Vitamin A.

>> No.11724910

>>11724368
Part of the purpose of an animal's liver is storing vitamins. I don't think eggs are that risky.

>> No.11724957

>>11722232
Wow, someone is on their rag

>> No.11724975

SHARKS BORN FROM EGGS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>> No.11725205
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>>11713813
actually, sharks don' lay eggs, they are mammals like you and me

>> No.11725259

OP you sound way too intelligent to be here, I would suggest leaving while you still can.

>> No.11725318
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11725318

>>11725205
>sharks are mammals
Lying fuck. Shartits from Marvel is maybe the only exception.

>> No.11725346

>>11713813
>no egg whites
Honestly, what's the point then? Report if the yolk tastes better at least.

>> No.11725356

>>11725205
not sure if stupid or confused with dolphins
sharks are fish. you tell by the verticle tail.

...and the whole laying eggs bit

>> No.11725399

>>11725356
>sharks
>laying eggs
brainlet spotted

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>>11718368
>giving attention to tripniggers

>> No.11725495

>>11725399
you're absolutely right. sharks give birth to live young. be sure to mention thjis interesting fact to everybody that you meet in person.

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>>11713935
how did I get here?

>> No.11725627

Hey OP, where's the update on the shark eggs? Have you successfully impregnated a prime specimen yet?

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>>11725627
Hurry up and tells us about the shark pusy OP, I've been edging for hours

>> No.11726766

>>11724368
So I can chew on polar bear liver as a vitamin A substitute?

>> No.11726868

>>11721530
They have both live birth and eggs it's actually pretty interesting

>> No.11726911

>>11726868
>They have both live birth and eggs
So do humans

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11726970

This is actually extremely interesting.

>> No.11728328

>https://listverse . com/2018/11/20/10-bizarrely-edible-eggs/

>The eggs from female sharks are large, similar to chicken eggs, and can actually be cooked in the same fashion. In the Maldives, consumption of gulper shark eggs was so high that restrictions on shark fishing had to be put in place.

https://vifarms.wordpress . com/2013/02/20/shark-egg-scones-with-cheddar/

>There are usually 3-5 large eggs can be found inside a Dog Fish (shark), when you buy it whole, instead of filet. The eggs are essentially yolks, slightly larger than chicken egg yolk, and , as we mentioned in our earlier posts, is a very nutritious food. Please do not discard. They can be used in variety of methods, and definitely can substitute chicken eggs in recipes. From omelets to pastries, shark eggs will add unique, exotic flavor to your ordinary egg dishes.

Seems safe enough. Fry it and eat it on toast.

>> No.11728357

>>11726766
Yes, but it’s a lot easier to overdose on vitamin a that way. Just enjoy the other cuts of the polar bear

>> No.11728394

>>11725525
Le so RanDoM aMiRiTe xD

>> No.11728401

Just eat it raw

>> No.11728440

>>11713813
What sort of trouble could you land in if you were caught smuggling out shark eggs?

>> No.11729325

>>11713922
>Is sea water used in any form of cooking?
some chefs recommand salting water to sea level to cook pastas

>> No.11729335

>>11721530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWI60arRyG4

>> No.11729345

>>11713923
They get jobs at aquariums

>> No.11729824

Op if you can pull this off it mean the start of a very lucrative business of selling "artisan" eggs to hipsters/shark fetishists

Me and my wife ate my first son's unbillical cord and it was so good that the next kid we invited out neighbors over

>> No.11730347

>>11713922
Where im from a lot of people i know boil their lobsters in seawater. Everyone here is/knows someone who is a lobster fisherman, so lobster boils are common. I find they taste better when boiled in seawater but thats just me, some people like their lobster meat sweeter i guess.

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11730504

bumping for interest

>> No.11730883

>>11713813
I want to heat that babe, I want to spread that babe on a well-done toast, I want to cover that babe in crispy bacon and raw red onion and manchego, I want to munch that babe up. Pls let us know OP

>> No.11731227

>>11726970
Do dolphins also rape small sharks?

>> No.11731267

>>11713857
No way man it comes in it's own salted double-boiler, that's sweet.

>> No.11731298

>>11716065
Would be funnier if it said 24 hours instead of 24 years

>> No.11731348

>>11717666
鲨鱼蛋 I searched this online
Shark egg in Mandarin

Here is a Jap cooking one
https://www.bilibili.com/video/av16154413/

I was searching through baidu but I cannot find a recipe, which is pretty fucking strange for China. Maybe its not a thing to keep shark eggs.

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>>11731348
Wow, so someone's actually tried this before. You're in the clear, OP.

>> No.11733050

>>11731227
Rape missiles rape everything in their rape caves

>> No.11733064

>>11732868
There is nothing chinaman hasn't tried eating already.

>> No.11734259

>>11721300
I guess it goes well with seafood.

>> No.11734455

>>11725356
you can also more easily tell by the fact it has gills...

>> No.11735000

Good thread /ck/

>> No.11735294

is there a recipe for sharknado eggs