/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11704962]

LitteraIIy Reddit: the Pizza

[Anonymous No.11705022]

I'm pretty sure the only reason these exist is so kids can eat something while they're home alone. Honestly, how stupid are you if you can't make a regular pizza?

[Anonymous No.11705066]

>>11704962
these arent too bad

[Anonymous No.11705068]

For me, it's Wild Mike's

[Anonymous No.11705074]

>>11705022
Most home ovens don't get hot enough for a propper pizza

Also some people don't like to order pizzas

[Anonymous No.11705075]

>>11705068
Got one of those on clearance yesterday.
Not really worth the price tag.
Those new detroit-style pizzas that come in a cake tin are p goose though.

[Anonymous No.11705361]

>>11705068
I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling Row Row Row Your Boat through a carwash.

[Anonymous No.11705364]

>>11704962
>ridiculous amounts of cheese

[Anonymous No.11705366]

>>11705075
> p goose
lelwhat

[Anonymous No.11705402]

>>11705074
not an excuse

[Anonymous No.11705406]

>>11705402
>>11705366
>>11705364
>>11705361
>>11705075
>>11705074
>>11705068
>>11705066
>>11705022
>>11704962
Bow before your God.

[Anonymous No.11705408]

>>11705402
You are a stupid nigger.

[Anonymous No.11705413]

>>11705408
>durr I don't know what preheating is

[Anonymous No.11705414]

>>11705074
I agree with this generally but if you put it to the highest temp possible (usually 550F) and use a pizza stone you can come up with something that is infinitely better than a frozen pizza 10 times out of 10

[Anonymous No.11705432]

>>11705413
You can't preheat to 400C nigger

[Anonymous No.11705433]

>>11705406
no u

[Anonymous No.11705437]

[Anonymous No.11705446]

>>11704962
So why post it here fagbait?

[Anonymous No.11705449]

>>11705437
Jesus christ there are fucking soccer moms posting on this fucking website lmao

[Anonymous No.11705464]

>>11705437
Thanks, posting this every time someone gets /pol/y on here.

[Anonymous No.11705465]

>>11705449
/pol/ needs to be deleted

[Anonymous No.11705473]

>>11705465
/pol/ wouldn't be that bad if they stayed in their containment board instead of infesting every other board like rats

[Anonymous No.11705488]

>>11705473
>like rats
Rats? That reminds me, FUCK FILTHY FUCKING KIKES AND NIGGERS AND SPICS AND ZIPS TOO. Oh I almost forgot, FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.11705506]

>>11705488
huh?

[Anonymous No.11706188]

>>11705488
What's a janny?

[Anonymous No.11706305]

>>11704962
This shit is horrible and overpriced
If you want a true pizza get pic related

[Anonymous No.11706336]

>>11704962
>Decide to try one because I love regular mozzarella on pizza
>There's only 4 pieces of mozzarella, and they were all at the window
Fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.11706382]

>>11706305
This brand is the best for frozen I've tried

[Anonymous No.11706454]

>>11706382
I've never seen that brand before I am from the south is this a northern pizza?

[Anonymous No.11707178]

>>11704962
Literally obsessed
Don't think about reddit. I can absolutely guarantee that they do not think about you.

[Anonymous No.11707218]

>>11707178
>unironically defending Reddit
They have entire sections of their website dedicated to posting screenshots of 4chan posts which always get tens of thousands of views from retards too scared to come here.

[Anonymous No.11707257]

>>11707218
Where did I "defend" reddit? The "you" in my post did not refer to 4channel, but to (You)

[Anonymous No.11707290]

>>11707218
He says, while unabashedly saving and posting twitter, instagram, and facebook screencaps.

[Anonymous No.11707338]

>>11707218
Nothing's wrong with Reddit, I wouldn't even know about this shithole if it wasn't for r/greentext. You should thank them. You go there too, seeing how much you know about it.

[Anonymous No.11707398]

>>11705465
>deleting the biggest board with >30% of 4chan's web traffic

hiroshimoot will delete you instead

[Anonymous No.11707516]

>>11707218
>too scared to come here
C'mon, who the fuck would be too scared to come to this backwater playpen, ffs?

[Anonymous No.11707585]

>>11705488
>janny
Janitsexual? Pretty rude, anon.

[Anonymous No.11707591]

>>11707338
wew

[Anonymous No.11707639]

>>11704962
It's easily the best frozen pizza money can buy, in the states anyway. i absolutely despise reddit and evrything they stand for, but this pizza is good, whether 'reddit' (whatever that means) likes it or not

[Anonymous No.11707656]

>>11704962
Good shit, but only exists on account of Palermo's torpedoing their old "Hand Tossed" pizzas to sell them at a $3 higher price point. 7/10

[Anonymous No.11707672]

>>11705488
This is forced and I even kno wat you’re talking about. Cringe

[Anonymous No.11707683]

>>11707398
>the biggest source of server and bandwidth expenses and also the biggest source of advertiser complaints
>implying he wouldn't do it in a heartbeat if he thought he could get away with it

[Anonymous No.11707822]

>>11707683
>get away with it
If it's more of a burden than an asset, then what's stopping him?

[Anonymous No.11708517]

>>11704962
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[Anonymous No.11708584]

>>11705074
500 is enough if you use a stone and a dough that is thinner. You could also go the cast iron deep dish route

[Anonymous No.11708689]

>>11704962
Those are one of the best frozen pizzas, wouldn't pay more than $6 for one mind you.

[Anonymous No.11708701]

>>11706188
>>11705506
>>11707585
janitors
also
fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.11708705]

>>11708584
Who wants a thin pizza though? If I wanted a cracker, I'd eat a cracker.

[Anonymous No.11708727]

When the frozen pizza gets $5+ you might as well pick up Little Caesar’s cause it’s the same shit

[Anonymous No.11708754]

>>11704962
>implying there is something wrong with Reddit.

[Anonymous No.11708793]

>>11708705
The thinness is so it rises and cooks quickly without it being too dry. The two issues you really have with home pizza is that its too dry and too chewy. Convection ovens definitely make it easier though but not nessisary to make decent pizza at home.

[Anonymous No.11708799]

>>11704962
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.11708973]

>>11707822
Not even saying hiroshimoot wants to, but closing the /pol/fags' playground would incur the wrath of a large swarm of the kind of people who mostly have far too much time on their hands and are already proudly a part of le internet hate machine. After a very quick regrouping on some other site/board, expect all sorts of shit (mostly just edgy spam but also shit like gore and I guess raceplay porn) in a big enough scale to bring every board to it's knees and for it to go on indefinitely. You could not ban people fast enough. They'd have relentless autistic fury and butthurt driving them to no end. It's not a question of the owner wanting to shut down /pol/, but wanting to shut down the entire site.

[Anonymous No.11709014]

>>11707338
r/greentext is for faggots too scared to come here. Instead they have people sift through our shit for internet points and find the turds of 4chan being the totally wacky edgy green frog man they like, bring them back and like, share, and upvote them. They literally go through our garbage.

[Anonymous No.11709019]

>>11705465
>>11705473
Go fuck yourself, newfag.

[Anonymous No.11709030]

>>11707338
If nothing is wrong with [post deleted], why are you here and not there?

[Anonymous No.11709157]

>>11709030
>>11709019
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>>11705022
>>11704962

*grabs microphone*

[Anonymous No.11709254]

>>11709157
*AHEM*

[Anonymous No.11709466]

>>11709254
"n-nigger"

[Anonymous No.11709645]

>>11709466
The fuck you say, bitch?

[Anonymous No.11710103]

>>11709014
I ain't fuckin scared of you faggots.

[Anonymous No.11710206]

>>11710103
Yet your pozzed boyfriends are, that's why they have their little "Bad Boys Fan Club." Good thing you're here to make the epic screencaps to bring back to them for epic internet points.

[Anonymous No.11710383]

[Anonymous No.11710570]

AHEM

[Anonymous No.11710574]

>>11709645
calm down pepsi

[Anonymous No.11710576]

>>11710570
FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.11710584]

>processed foods

[Anonymous No.11710585]

>>11709645
did he get released yet?

[Anonymous No.11711337]

>>11710585
That's him post release

[Anonymous No.11711615]

>>11707218
>>11709014
>They literally go through our garbage.
We wade through our own garbage every day.

The only difference is that redditfags don't have to spend time sifting through tons of festering shit to find something they actually enjoy reading. If reddit made posting/viewing images in the comments easier and had a system that made new comments/posts more visible, I'd use it exclusively.

[Anonymous No.11711675]

>>11711615
Breh, you can set it to arrange posts by newest instead of votes. It's been there as long as I've used it. Which is why I don't get why faggots here gripe about """""censorship""""" or """"""""""""""groupthink"""""""""""""""""

[Anonymous No.11711689]

>>11710584
I wonder who could be behind this post

[Anonymous No.11711695]

>>11711675
Because you can get banned from every sub for being a member of certain subs.

[Anonymous No.11711714]

>>11711695
How would that even work?

[Anonymous No.11711717]

>>11711714
The mods ban you if you belong to certain subreddits

[Anonymous No.11711738]

>>11711717
So they look at every single user to see if they're subscribed to a sub and ban them if they are? Because there's no "autoban users subscribed to x subreddit" button.

[Anonymous No.11711756]

>>11705437
what is a centipede in this context?

[Anonymous No.11711759]

>>11711738
Yes and yes there is.

[Anonymous No.11711775]

>>11711759
Never knew that but I looked into it and apparently they use bots. Would be nice if they did that for here if you use /pol/ or /b/.

[Anonymous No.11713145]

>>11709645
>>11711337
Is it just me or did Thad somewhat get /fit/?

[Anonymous No.11713165]

>>11711775
Why? Then 4chan just becomes a gayer reddit.

[Anonymous No.11713182]

>>11711738
They have bots that do it.

[Anonymous No.11713184]

>>11707338
most memes on reddit were from 4chan first. letting you know incase this isnt bait

[Anonymous No.11713194]

>>11704962
never had one. im loyal to my tombstone

[Anonymous No.11713199]

>>11705022
You need to start making the pizza dough in the morning to get a decent rise so I can see some people not doing that.

[Anonymous No.11713217]

>>11710383
jesus christ i can imagine the pasty white irish glasses wearing hipster asshole from seattle that invented this

[Anonymous No.11713219]

>>11711775
And that's why you have to go back.

[Anonymous No.11713223]

for me it's digiorno's or tombstone

[Anonymous No.11713496]

>>11704962
I eat these AND wear the cut-out mustache while it's cooking, BITCH