If you like Chop Sticks, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11703233]

Imagine being a whole continent so retarded that you've seen spoons, forks, and knives, but you continue to eat your meals with these poverty twigs.

[Anonymous No.11703239]

>>11703233
They're more precise.

[Anonymous No.11703254]

It's true that they aren't quite as efficient as spoons when eating, say, soup, but have you ever wondered how japanese people stay so thin? Smaller portions and slower eating utensils, of course.

[Anonymous No.11703281]

>>11703254
I like the method of eating noodle soup with a big spoon in one hand and chopsticks in the other

[Anonymous No.11703328]

>>11703239
>i can pick up one piece of food instead of stabbing one piece of food

[Anonymous No.11703343]

>>11703233
200 sets for 2$ at the Asian store much better than disposable spoons or forks

[Anonymous No.11703352]

>>11703233
Well a billion person army running at all the fatass Americans with just chopsticks to stab you all with could probably win the War.

[Anonymous No.11703355]

>>11703254

Asian people stay thin because of social stigmas against being fat. This is especially true for the women. Even an acceptable amount of body fat is grounds for your mom/other women scolding the shit out of you. Not even SJW. I just like thicc Asian women.

[Anonymous No.11703360]

>>11703233
It is an elegant eating implement for a more civilized time.

[Anonymous No.11703383]

>only regions that utilize chopsticks as their primary utensils also use rice as the primary ingredient of their cuisine
If any other region or culture had invented chopsticks I could have understood. But the only chopstick using places are regions with the absolute least fitting cuisine for the utensil.

[Anonymous No.11703387]

[Anonymous No.11703396]

>>11703352
Is that why japs got dabbed on by the US in WW2?

[Anonymous No.11703424]

>>11703396
Japs would have won if they also had the nukes.

[Anonymous No.11703429]

>>11703424
HAHAHA
>bu-but they c-could have won
Watch some more anime faggot

[Anonymous No.11703430]

>>11703355
No it's because they eat soup with chopsticks you retard

[Anonymous No.11703457]

>>11703233
I don't want to break and tear their delicate tissues before my mouth touch it. Respect your chief and stop smashing everything you eat like a toddler.

[Anonymous No.11703471]

>>11703352
Ironically korean army strictly stick to the spoon for safety reason.

[Anonymous No.11703474]

>>11703352
That's literally what happened in vietnam, but instead of a billion, it was a handfull.

[Anonymous No.11703485]

>>11703233
Piss off nigger, the wooden ones are damn useful especially on a really hot skillet, it wont damage the skillet and they wont melt. That seems pretty damn useful to me.

[Anonymous No.11703494]

>>11703233
Imagine being an idiot that can’t use tongs.

[Anonymous No.11703496]

>>11703424
Japs never had a chance, even by population. That sneak attack shit and the rape camps and they way treated their PoWs they were destined to fail. It's too bad that we didn't hang their emperor with the rest of their war criminals.

[Anonymous No.11703510]

>>11703424
Look up unit 731 for more information on the way Japan conducted war. I bet it'll wake you up.

[Anonymous No.11703513]

>>11703396
That’s why the US didn’t land any major invasion forces in Japan... that’s why they nuked them, Japan trained even children to kill any gaijin.

[Anonymous No.11703517]

>>11703233
not being cultured enough to use every dining utensil ever created.

I cant imagine what an ungrateful guests you must be.

[Anonymous No.11703518]

>>11703513
We only had two at the time, but the rule was use them as we could make them. They didn't know that we only had two.

[Anonymous No.11703529]

>>11703233
Get a load of this guy that doesn't use a titanium spork.

[Anonymous No.11703534]

>>11703518
The point was end that war as quickly as possible with as much destruction to the enemy and with as little loss to allied forces. Nukes did that.

[Anonymous No.11703538]

If one is going to be in a war, fight to win and that's that.

[Anonymous No.11703543]

>>11703233

>not learning the waitresses names by looking at their nametags and referring to them as as 'janette-sama' and shit as you ask for chopsticks and bowing deeply when they point at the little cups filled with chopsticks at your table and saying ""OOOOOOH TRADITINARU STYRO" and then saying koneecheewa

[Anonymous No.11703554]

>>11703543
RAMMING SPEED!

[Anonymous No.11703560]

>>11703518
They almost figured it out because traditional carpet bombing resumed after the second drop, but ultimately it wasn’t a chance they were willing to take.

[Anonymous No.11703565]

>>11703534
Right because they knew they would absolutely be slaughtered if they stepped foot on the islands.

(The avoidance of any troops on the ground was the Point).

[Anonymous No.11703568]

>>11703560
We also figured it out multiple levels.
1. not our fight
2. be precise
3. be accurate
4. carpet bombing is useless.

[Anonymous No.11703574]

>>11703565
Actually the japs did take a couple islands in Alaska, we won them back.

[Anonymous No.11703588]

>>11703574
Alaska wasn't a state then but it was a territory.

[Anonymous No.11703592]

>>11703560
>pretends to know the behind-the-scenes machinations of countries at war
I bet you love fan-fic

[Anonymous No.11703594]

an attack on a territory of the usa is an attack on all of us.

[Anonymous No.11703597]

>>11703592
The thing is that we avoid when at all possible.

[Anonymous No.11703607]

>>11703574
A lot of lives were lost getting those islands back. Us Americans have a long memory about pathetic japs.

[Anonymous No.11703617]

This is the kind of shit that I find pathetic as well, some bitch on the BBC was whining about America pulling out aid from Yemen? Why the fuck should we give a flying fuck about yemen? Why doesn't saudi arabia, it's neighbor take care of them?

[Anonymous No.11703626]

The saudis are complete and total scumbuckets, I don't give a flying fuck about them. How about Isreal does something for itself for a change?

[Anonymous No.11703650]

>Thread starts with OP whining about chopsticks
>Ends in geopolitical warfare
Granted the thread was doomed from the start, but damn

[Anonymous No.11703676]

>>11703650
When stops thinking about taking care of his family first then that's doom. Like faggot nations thousands of years old that blame America a nation not even 250 years old for all of their pathetic problems.

[Anonymous No.11703684]

>>11703424
>if Japan had pulled a literal superweapon out of their ass they could have won
No shit.

[Anonymous No.11703691]

>>11703543
Rubadubdub thanks for the grub!

[Anonymous No.11703696]

I use these bad boys, when ever I eat the japs silly food. 99.99% of the time, they are too big for the japs small food.

[Anonymous No.11703700]

>>11703684
haha, they didn't have that nor could they come up with one. Like today those nips can't do shit on their own unless they copy it from the USA. R&D? Those nips don't know the meaning of it. They'd rather spend money to spy and do government and industiral espionage on American companies, and even then they can't get it right.

[Anonymous No.11703711]

>>11703700
You're confusing nips with chinks. The nips are gübbois now. We're even letting them have carriers again.

[Anonymous No.11703714]

>>11703355
Patrician taste

[Anonymous No.11703716]

>>11703696

[Anonymous No.11703724]

>>11703711
I'm not confusing anything. Nips preceeded chinks in spying on us. Now it is chinks.

[Anonymous No.11703727]

[Anonymous No.11703731]

>>11703233
>Imagine being a whole continent so retarded that you've seen spoons, forks, and knives, but you continue to eat your meals with these poverty twigs.
hur-dur i'm not smart enough to use chopstick, so I'll call them retarded, that will show them!

[Anonymous No.11703743]

>>11703424
Where would stupid nips get the uranium? Even if they did theyd never be able to even get a bomber near the US to do shit. The US still had all those other asian islands to fly from and could also come in from China. Also if we're going to have Japan pull a nuke out their ass, then China and Russia get them too and eradicate japanese dogs from the planet

[Anonymous No.11703745]

>>11703731
>actually putting in the effort to use a utensil meant for the poor
Heehee

[Anonymous No.11703749]

>not eating doritos with chop stick
>not eating chicken wings with chopsticks
Yeah stay over there with your greasy ass hands all over your keyboard while I enjoy food without fear of getting cheeto dust all over my shit.

[Anonymous No.11703756]

>>11703745
Only spastics can't use chopsticks, the big wooden ones are great for cooking and I'm not even asian. I do give credit where credit is due.

[Anonymous No.11703758]

>>11703745
>all people in asia are poor
Ameritard """""""education""""""", is it?

[Anonymous No.11703764]

>>11703749
>not catching flys like mr miyagi

[Anonymous No.11703765]

>>11703496
They lost because we cracked their codes. They lost *four* fleet carriers at Midway because we knew they were going to be there and ambushed them

[Anonymous No.11703769]

>>11703758
That must be it. Don't be a scumbag and blame the USA for your problems.

[Anonymous No.11703771]

>>11703758
are you talking about those same asian countries that had to copy everything the US did in order to get to where their at?
>me like chopsticks, me brainlet

[Anonymous No.11703773]

>>11703543
I incline my head slightly to indicate gratitude frequently to service people. I did this before I started watching anime.

[Anonymous No.11703774]

>>11703765
The polish helped a lot with that. Look up the book Codebreakers.

[Anonymous No.11703787]

>>11703765
There's also a reason that we did have their codes but a city was destroyed because if we prevented it then they would know that we'd broken their codes. I think that was Dresdin.

[Anonymous No.11703799]

>>11703771
>coping this hard

[Anonymous No.11703802]

>>11703787
... nope I'm wrong, Coventry?

[Anonymous No.11703812]

>>11703773
I unintentionally do this to my superiors by instinct because I was raised to bow when greeting or thanking elders, no one else does this so I'm embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.11703823]

>>11703812
Yet you call them "superiors." Once you stop that you might become greater. I just call them managers and directors, I've made more money then they do even when I was a little kid. They can fill out stupid reports, I write code.

[Anonymous No.11703830]

>>11703812
While I'm writing they leave me the fuck alone.

[Anonymous No.11703844]

I saw a video where chinese girl bullies stuck chopsticks up another girl's vagina. Had it been a fork, it might have actually hurt her.

[Anonymous No.11703847]

>>11703424
>implying the us didn’t do a land invasion due to a fear of losing
They feared a massive loss of life, not the war. There was never a doubt that the allies would win the war after Germany fell. It became a calculation game after that, essentially “how many lives will the us lose before they win?”

[Anonymous No.11703851]

>>11703847
We weren't being stupid why should we loose lives for some stupid euro crap?

[Anonymous No.11703856]

>>11703847
Apparently you don't understand the politics of the time here in the USA. We really didn't give a flying fuck about Europe and I still don't know why we should.

[Anonymous No.11703897]

>>11703851
>>11703856
huh? Maybe my post was misleading but what I meant to say was that there was never a doubt that the us would beat Japan. Rather, the question was how many lives would the us lose were they to do a land invasion.

Obviously, this question was subverted by the bomb, but the inevitable victory of the us was never called into question

[Anonymous No.11703899]

>>11703812
>>11703823
It makes me feel good to show respect to my superiors. I don't feel this diminishes me at all. It seems to bring out something good in them too.

[Anonymous No.11703902]

>>11703899
That's why you'll always be inferior, you think of others as your superiors.

[Anonymous No.11703903]

>>11703684
hahahaha

[Anonymous No.11703904]

>>11703899
Enjoy making mimimum wage for the rest of your life and working for your so called superiors.

[Anonymous No.11703909]

>>11703902
I have a high internal opinion of myself. Respecting that someone has a higher place in a given hierarchy doesn't imply anything about either of our self-worths.
>>11703904
I'm a software developer with a good salary who often leads teams.

[Anonymous No.11703912]

>>11703233

funfact: ancient Chinese used forks and knives until an emperor banned knives for fear of a rebellion.

[Anonymous No.11703923]

>>11703909
hahahaha a team leader, that means so much. What kind of shit company do you work for that you need to be a "team leader." A title like that is a fucking joke you know.
I never gave a shit about titles when I was a little kid, I just cared about what I get paid.

[Anonymous No.11703928]

>>11703923
What motivates you to attack me?

[Anonymous No.11703930]

>>11703912
What about Calgon, isn't that the ancient Chinese secret?

[Anonymous No.11703938]

>>11703928
I didn't attack you, you brougt up "team leader" trying to outdo me. I know that's pathetic. It wasn't an attack it was a statement of fact.

[Anonymous No.11703965]

>>11703938
Ok anon

[Anonymous No.11704030]

>>11703233
imagine going through the effort to invent a fork when you could've just picked up two sticks

[Anonymous No.11704054]

>>11703930

Calgon, take me away!

[Anonymous No.11704701]

>>11703233
actually op, chopsticks are proof chinky cuisine is more advanced and far older, because the food is presented to the consumer as ready to pick up with the equivalent of fingers, as opposed to first needing to be stabbed and cut with forks and knives by the consumer in order to be consumed

[Anonymous No.11704708]

>>11704701

>here's a whole fish
>stabs into it with bullshit chopsticks

re-evaluate your statement pal

[Anonymous No.11704745]

>>11704701
I actually agree with this
The use of chopsticks is more elegant

[Anonymous No.11704765]

>>11704708
yeah lets all be intentionally obtuse just like you

[Anonymous No.11704791]

[Anonymous No.11704800]

>>11704745
Use the best tool for the job, chopsticks aren't "more elegant" they're just different, why choose just one tool?

[Anonymous No.11704807]

Only an idiot limits himself to only one tool.

[Anonymous No.11704958]

>>11704765
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11704973]

>>11704745

[Anonymous No.11705237]

>>11704973
I don’t see the connection, you’re forcing it.

[Anonymous No.11705244]

>>11704800
I think they are more elegant since they carefully pick the food items up instead of stabbing them or shoveling them. Picking slices of meat with chopsticks just looks more elegant to me than stabbing a larger chunk of meat with a fork and cutting it with a knife.

[Anonymous No.11705259]

Their entire cuisines developed around them. Also, they're better for meals that are shared, which is common over there. You can simply and cleanly take an item from a plate without getting your saliva-covered fork or spoon all over the dish.

[Anonymous No.11705261]

>>11703758
Where is the lie?

[Anonymous No.11705266]

>>11703902
It's semantics dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.11705308]

>>11703424
jap planes couldnt even reach US mainland you b8ing wanker

[Anonymous No.11705316]

>>11703233
Why they are called chop sticks if you actually can’t chop anything with them?

[Anonymous No.11705363]

>>11705244
So that's the way some duck is served on a platter, I guess you missed the part where it's chopped up by a cleaver? I guess you have a very convenient memory kind like a stupid ex-gf.

[Anonymous No.11705369]

>>11703424
If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle

[Anonymous No.11705379]

>>11705369
Haha, that was hilarious video.

[Anonymous No.11705391]

>>11705363
Yes? I’m well aware of the fact that the meat is cut before it’s put on the platter. It’s irrelevant tho. This discussion is about whether using chopsticks to eat is more elegant than using a knife and fork or not. How an animal is farmed and killed is not relevant to how it’s being served.

[Anonymous No.11705392]

>>11705237
You literally said the use is chopsticks is more elegant like it's not a super faggy statement. Say that out loud and if you don't get smacked in the back the head just know every male is judging you for saying it.

[Anonymous No.11705395]

>>11705392
Absolute cringe

[Anonymous No.11705407]

> my tool is better than your tool
y'all need to grow the fuck up

[Anonymous No.11705440]

>>11703233
You ever tried to eat noodles and tiny chunks of food in soup with a fork?
Also, imagine being an actual whole continent, and not just 1/3 of a continent, so retarded that you see people washing their hands and eating food with their fingers and still decide to fashion intricate tools out of metal so you can avoid undertaking minimal personal hygeine.

[Anonymous No.11705484]

If you can't eat with chopsticks, kill yourself.

As a bachelor, I go to the Asian mart and buy like 200 of these for 6 dollars. Use em, throw me away. Pragmatism at its finest.

>he fell for the expensive silverware meme

[Anonymous No.11705492]

>>11703233
>poverty twigs
kek
i prefer them for salad and noodles

[Anonymous No.11705494]

>>11703774
the Polish codebreakers cracked Enigma, not the Japanese codes

[Anonymous No.11705495]

>>11703529
One Utensil to Rule Them All

[Anonymous No.11705515]

>>11703756
>>11703485
What are wooden spoons or stirring spoons

[Anonymous No.11705542]

>>11705515
>What are wooden spoons or stirring spoons
spoons. made of wood or spoons for stirring.
are you seriously this stupid?

[Anonymous No.11705552]

>>11705494
I know, there's a good book about that, but they helped with others as well. I already listed it's name.

[Anonymous No.11705556]

>>11705494
No they didn't. The British cracked Enigma, the Polish cracked the earlier codes Germany used before that.

[Anonymous No.11705562]

>>11705556
The british brough on the poles to work at bletchley park.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/29608.The_Codebreakers

[Anonymous No.11705579]

>>11703328
>stabbing noodles

[Anonymous No.11705583]

>>11705579

[Anonymous No.11705593]

>>11703233
Are you slow or something?

[Anonymous No.11705597]

>>11705583
But how do the get the pasta through the sasauge.
Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.11705600]

>>11705593
I think it's a useless argument, some folk are just stupid and set in their ways.

[Anonymous No.11705604]

>>11705597
Thread them with a needle or a chopstick. Simple. If the noodles are uncooked but the hot dogs or sausages are cooked then they'd go through pretty easily.

[Anonymous No.11705608]

>>11705597
After that then just cook them so the noodles get cooked. There's no complication there.

[Anonymous No.11705620]

>>11705597
Just be a bit creative and everything is possible.

[Anonymous No.11705817]

>>11703328
>stabbing food with chopsticks

jesus fuck imagine being so retarded that you can't use something as basic as chopsticks

[Anonymous No.11707419]

>>11705817

[Anonymous No.11707440]

>>11703233
imagine being retarded enough to believe asians dont use spoons

[Anonymous No.11707492]

>>11705579
>eating stringy noodles with sticks instead of twirling them with a fork

[Anonymous No.11707501]

>>11707419
What animu?

[Anonymous No.11707509]

>>11707492
>Stuffing a big ball of noodles in your mouth and wolfing it down instead of eating sensibly with a comfortable, normal, bite sized chunk

[Anonymous No.11707692]

>>11707419
>ror baka gaijin -_-
worms.webm

[Anonymous No.11707727]

>>11703856
Exactly. It is said they knew cutting off the oil sales to Japan would probably trigger an attack of some kind. When command got wind of the impending attack on Pearl Harbor, they ordered the newest ships to sea, and left the obsolete classes sit in the harbor. (Most of the connected top Brass left Ford Island before the attack). Allowing the loss of a few ships was a sure way for the halls to get their way and force the President into WW2.

[Anonymous No.11709401]

>>11705542
Are you? This was this anon’s response to another anon talking about chopsticks not damaging pans since they’re wood. It’s written in the format of a Jeopardy “answer”. The fact I have to explain this either means you were being over the top sarcastic, to the point of cringey, or you didn’t read for context, or you did and you’re just ignorant. Hoping it’s option 2.

[Anonymous No.11709404]

>>11705597
You stab the sausages with hard/uncooked spaghetti THEN cook it. Simple.

[Anonymous No.11709990]

>>11703233
>If you like Chop Sticks, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11709993]

>>11709990
I just did. Now what? I still like chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.11710937]

>>11705392
imagine being this insecure

[Anonymous No.11711988]

>>11703233
git gut fucboi

[Anonymous No.11712002]

This is OP

[Anonymous No.11712050]

>>11707419
sauce?