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What is your favourite thing to do while shitfaced drunk?

>> No.11701402

>>11701395
Wrong board, dipshit.
>>>/b/

>> No.11701408

Drink more

>> No.11701414

>>11701402
alchohol is food

>> No.11701447

>>11701395
smoke weed

>> No.11701453

Cry

>> No.11701459

>>11701395
$40 of taco bell if I'm alone
Drink about 15 more shots if I'm not then tell everyone how fucking astounding I am
Generally just misplacing my filter for narcissism and finding it two days later

>> No.11701460

My uncle owns a venue for music, I play a game called beat the hipster. I go to a random person with a hipster hairdo and sock them in the face, then the security guards who are all friends of the venue/my uncle circle in and kick them out when they try to do anything back as I "get lost" into the crowd

>> No.11701461

>>11701414
only wine was ever considered food, and even that got reclassified once people got aware alcohol was causing social problems

>> No.11701467

cry

>> No.11701469

>>11701461
beer is still considered food in russia

>> No.11701474

>>11701460
>lying on the internet

>> No.11701481

shitpost
listen to '80s music

>> No.11701485

Play vidya and not caring if I perform like garbage.

>> No.11701500

>>11701408
Based and addictionpilled

>> No.11701503

>>11701460
I wish this was true

>> No.11701505

>>11701414
Discussing alcohol types is for /ck/. Sharing drunk war stories is for /b/. Now go there.

>> No.11701556

>>11701461
what the hell are you on about

>> No.11701558

Not food or cooking. Alchies need to fuck off to their containment thread. WE GIVE YOU a spot on this board. USE IT.

>> No.11701561

>>11701558
>we

>> No.11701576

>>11701558
yikes, you should probably kys

>> No.11701578

>>11701395
Tell newfags like >>11701402 TO GTFO NAOOOOOOOOWWW!

>> No.11701581

>>11701558
We don't.
Send them this way: >>>/r9k/
Probably not wanted there either.

>> No.11701591

>>11701558
booze has calories in it, it's food retard.

>> No.11701598

>>11701591
Fuck off, alky.

>> No.11701611

>>11701460
Based

>>11701474
>>11701503
Cringe

>> No.11701626

I'd always take out the guns when I drank. This thread made me realise I havn't shot them since I quit booze.

>> No.11701638

>>11701402
Newfag

>> No.11701647

>>11701591
But no nutrition, the main reason for food.

>> No.11701651
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11701651

>>11701460
>Picks on faggots with security backup
Whoa, what an absolute ultra-faggot.

>> No.11701690

>>11701460
Wow, what a big man you are for sucker punching people with back-up. Good thing you're lying about being a huge dick kisser.

>> No.11702259

>>11701395
Socialize
If I drink alone, I inevitably fall into a spiral of self-hatred unless I have some weed to mellow things out.

>> No.11702326

>>11701647
The main reason for food is calories, retard

>> No.11702332

I'm not an alcoholic you assholes, I only drink when I'm alone

>> No.11702417

>>11701485
Are you me?

>> No.11702451

I like making rice cakes with mayo and frizzled polish sausage. Is shit cooking, I know, but it is what I want.

>> No.11702480

>>11701626
Based.
I like driving when drunk, ultimate buzz

>> No.11702534
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11702534

>>11701395
Rick&Morty > Futurama

>> No.11702587

post "Huh?" on all the threads on /ck/

>> No.11702591

>>11702587
Hm?

>> No.11702592

>>11701395
cook elaborate multicourse feasts for myself
get more drunk

>> No.11702608

>>11701651
What's 4chan? This is 4channel

>> No.11702610

>>11702534
I'd like to cum in her pepono

>> No.11702613

>>11701395
I don't know how many more times I can throw up today.

>> No.11702629

>>11702534
Yeah you're right I prefer shows that require you to ACTUALLY be smart to appreciate them. Most people just can't get the sophisticated humor of R&M.

>> No.11702663

>>11701395
smoke weed

>> No.11702738

>>11701591
So does fucking bleach, but you don't see me shoveling it down.

>> No.11702774

>>11702417
kek, what do you play when you're drunk?

>> No.11702792

>>11702738
Maybe you should faggot

>> No.11702814

>>11701395
post on /ck/

>> No.11702821
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11702821

>>11701647
meanwhile half this board is fast food circlejerks

try again

>> No.11702940

>>11702629
2/10, I replied.

>> No.11702951

>>11702792
out of the two of us, i'm not the one who has a dependency on imbibing poisonous fluids. sounds like it's more your speed.

>> No.11702958

>>11701558
imagine being this mad on a cooking board

>> No.11702971

>>11701395
browse /ck/

>> No.11702975

>>11701460
sure you do bud

>> No.11702976

>>11701558
>containment thread
there isn't one thanks to the jannies so stfu

>> No.11702982

Generally I'll shitpost on /tv/ and cal everyone niggers until I get a week ban
There are few simpler joys

>> No.11703001

>>11702821
fast food provides nutrition.
You failed to make a point.