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11700293 No.11700293 [Reply] [Original]

What was poutine's problem?

>> No.11700301

>>11700293
cheese curds aren't great

also often made with shitty, powdered gravy instead of gravy made with stock and pan drippings

fresh, seasoned fries + a good beef/chicken gravy is far more satisfying imo. it's heavy enough without adding really fatty cheese

>> No.11700304

I just make sausage gravy and serve it with the same sausage that contributed to the sausage gravy

>> No.11700306

>french fries
>gravy
>cheese curds
No mayonnaise?
Not deep frying the cheese curds?
Fuck canada

>> No.11700309

Cheese curds are only good when deep fried.

>> No.11700313
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>>11700306
>Mayo in Poutine
no

>> No.11700316

*dumps bacon and barbeque sauce on your poutine*

>> No.11700321

>>11700316
good

>> No.11700329

>>11700306
what a horrific post
poutine is fine the way it is thank you very much

>> No.11700330

*serves any combination of hearty fatty sauce and topping over fries and calls it "X flavour poutine"*

>> No.11700336

>>11700330
italian sauce with sausages.

>> No.11700350

>>11700293
I'd like some poutine. Hold the gravy and add mac sauce to it.

>> No.11700693

>>11700293
I don't really like the """gravy""" they use normally since they tend to do it with powdered vegetable stock, which always has the same unpleasant after-taste. Montreal Poutine though? With a creamy mushroom sauce? No problem. None whatsoever. The only fast food item I still buy on the regular.

>> No.11700707

If you rocked up to me with some poutine I'd slap that garbage out of your hands and kick the plate into the street. I'll take my fries cajun style with wurster sauce to taste. You think I'm some kind of faggot? Disco fries... Fuckin disco in your ass crack ya fuckin moose humping queers

>> No.11700845

>>11700309
>crunch followed by a squeak
Pure kino

>> No.11700849

>>11700293
Poutine is Canada's attempt to convince everyone they're totally a hardcore blue collar dirty elbows on the table frontier country where dumb hearty food is 'a thing'. The problem is Canada is 'Millenial Hipster: the Country', some dude who lifts and wears flannel and has a beard but has never gone camping without an RV and couldn't fix a good goddamn thing if his life depended on it.

>> No.11700879

>>11700306

Fuck mayo. Doesn't belong anywhere except the trash. Canadians got it right by not adding mayo.

>> No.11700891

It seems like USA is like the older brother that everyone hates and Canada is the cute younger sister that the rest of the world has fallen in love with.
It seems only fitting that the older brother should be disgruntled.

>> No.11700914

>>11700891
>Canada is the cute younger sister that the rest of the world has fallen in love with.
*that no one cares about

>> No.11700928

>>11700914
Except that it's on every travelers bucket list.

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>>11700928
Is that a joke?

Is Canada the Branson, MO of countries?

>> No.11701338

>>11700879
You know how I can tell you've never set foot in Quebec? Ask me how I know.

>> No.11701344

>>11701338
>Quebec
>Belongs in the trash
idk sounds like he got it right to me, fuck pea soupers

>> No.11701432

I dunno why or how but just about every place that isn't Ontario, Quebec and maybe Wisconsin seems unable to have the proper cheese curds and gravy for poutine.

>>11700849
You'll love the Red Green Show.

>> No.11701512

>>11700293
I hate soggy fries. I hate Canada for this, fuck you guys. You ruined a whole country with this shit.

>> No.11701672

>>11700306
People like you should be gassed

>> No.11703255

>>11701344
pea soup is good though

>> No.11703289

>>11700849
>Poutine is Canada's attempt to convince everyone they're totally a hardcore blue collar dirty elbows on the table frontier country where dumb hearty food is 'a thing'.
Poutine is a Quebecois dish who were almost exclusively blue collars until the 90s.

>> No.11703730

>>11701344
Not the point, like it or not, almost every restaurant in Quebec has mayo packets or provide a squirtbottle for mayo for application to poutine. It's actually fantastic when you're completely wasted at 4am.

>> No.11703751

>>11700293
no fish

>> No.11703763

>>11700293
Its filthy Qu*b*c food.

>> No.11703770

im from ottawa. I havent had a descent poutine in over 10 years. cheese curds are always too thick and cold. the standard 8$ price tag keeps me away and feeling sick after I eat..... its for kids and drunks