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11694640 No.11694640 [Reply] [Original]

>he folds his pizza

Come on, lad

>> No.11694698

>>11694640
Bet you cant hold a turkey heh

>> No.11694703

>>11694698
Huh

>> No.11694707
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11694707

>>11694640
FOLD IT LIKE A MAN

>> No.11694709

>>11694698
>Mom saw me folding the turkey

>> No.11694710
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11694710

>Not eating two slices at a time, folded over
You are like tiny babies.

>> No.11694726

If you can fold it it's not pizza.

>> No.11694732

>caring either way

Come on, lad

>> No.11694741
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11694741

>>11694640
Oof, never been outside flyover country huh? Lemme educate you, in places with good pizza sometimes you get a slice that's too big, so you have to fold it. Now you know the background of the meme!

>> No.11694748

Pizza sucks

>> No.11694755

i always eat pizza with a knife and fork and i really don't care

>> No.11694784

>>11694640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxA_i4clupg

>> No.11694854

>>11694703
Based huh poster

>> No.11694865

>>11694854
based "based __ poster" poster

>> No.11694885

>>11694640
If it's New York style pizza then that is the patrician method of eating it. Any other style, your just being pretentious faggot.

>> No.11694908

>>11694865
>Folding pizza, just like a piece of paper.

>> No.11694936

>>11694741
If you're going to fold a pizza, then just get a calzone you philistine.

>> No.11695131

>>11694640
Thats how you eat a fucking slice of pizza, pal

>> No.11695219

>>11694640
I combine 2 pizza slices of differing toppings together. Am i the only one?

>> No.11695229

I lay on my back and stuff the pizza crust first into my ass, then I wrap my arms around my legs and squeeze until the pizza shoots out of my asshole and arcs directly into my mouth. This is the only way to eat a pizza.

>> No.11695233

do people really think about this when eating za with others? w e w

>> No.11695249

>>11694710
Based.

>> No.11695393

>>11695233
>eating za with others
>>eating with others

>> No.11695632

>>11694640
you probably eat with a fork and knife you sperg

>> No.11695643

IM A NU YORKA IM A NU YORKA

>> No.11695653

https://youtu.be/gi-TBlh44gY

thanks gauss I'm fed

>> No.11695670

This thread started by some guy from Chicago.

>> No.11695676

>>11695653
BASED Cliff Stoll!

>> No.11695821

>>11695393
>eating za alone
sad !

>> No.11695834

>Fag Yorkers actually think that folding their paper thin pizza is something to be proud about
This is why everyone hates NYC.

>> No.11695851

>>11695834
Don't you got some corn to be picking, Cletus?

>> No.11695857

>>11695834
Besides it reeking of piss?

>> No.11695882

>>11695857
you'd piss in the street too if you had to climb 96 flights of stairs to get to your apartment bathroom.

>> No.11695898

>>11695851
Sorry, enjoying nice huge ass quality steaks to listen to your soy sounds

>> No.11696464

>he eats pizza
Enjoy your useless carbs.

>> No.11696470

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy Pie Zon! I'M WALKIN HEAH!!!!

>> No.11696511

I eat the first half with a fork and knife. The second half I eat it folded.

>> No.11696619

>>11694640
Italians eat it like that. So, if you don't want to find a cut off horse head in your bed you better change your blasphemous ways soon.

>> No.11696631
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11696631

>>11695393
>/r9k/ speaks

>> No.11697113

>>11694640
the Neapolitans who invented the shit would quite commonly eat it folded ya daft cunt

>> No.11697210
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11697210

>>11694640
Only the first slice because it's the huegest

>> No.11697217
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>>11694936
>>11694885
>>11695834
>>11695643
>>11694707
>pretentious
W-What?
Italian here, I'm really confused.
You fold it so the oil and toppings don't just fall off the slice, and so it doesn't flop downwards when you lift it.
It's purely done out of practicality and necessity, and most pizza right out can't be eaten like that unless folded, since it's going to be softer when it's fresh out of the oven.
Some lower quality pizzas from fast food chains or kebab joints can be rigid enough to hold up without folding, but still.

Why are you acting like it's some matter of style and preference?
What is this about it being a "New York Thing"?

>> No.11697233

>>11697217
In the USA, only NY serves paper thin pizza.

>> No.11697239

>>11697233
Paper thin?
From the pics in this thread it just looks like ordinary pizza, just how thick would it have to be to support itself when fresh out of the oven?

>> No.11697258

>>11694640
>eating with your hands

>> No.11697266

>>11697217
>Italian "pizza"
Yeah no thanks, I'd rather hear the opinion of someone who knows what they're talking about

>> No.11697270
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11697270

you can't fold 'go 'za which makes it even more special and delicious

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11697272

>>11697266
>le contrarian "Italian food sucks" anon
Every single pizza/pasta/sauce thread

>> No.11697285

Thin crust gets folded, thicker doesn't.

>> No.11697290

>>11697270
Now this is a real pizza.
Anything thinner than that doesn't even deserve to be called pizza, especially disgusting It*lian pizza.

>> No.11697324

>>11694865
i love this guy, your on every thread

>> No.11697339

>>11697266
He is right though.
t. swede

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11697348

>>11694640
>your pizza is so shitty that it's not the flavor you herald but its structural gimmick
Pathetic.

>> No.11697356

>>11697348
It seems to be the case for a lot of American customs.
The actual substance of it doesn't matter, they're just desperate for something that they know is "theirs", a team to root for so to speak.

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>>11697356
As an American, this is accurate.
I count my blessings that I have the clarity to recognize Chicago stuffed, though, as the pizza above all others.

>> No.11697374

>>11697348
disgusting

>> No.11697410

>>11697217
why did you have to ruin a perfectly good argument with a anime girl picture

>> No.11697415

>>11697410
Based complaining about anime on an anime website retard

>> No.11697442

>>11697217
Your pizza is a greasy wet mess if you have to fold it. You’re some Milanegro shitter

>> No.11697446

>>11697415
>anime website
yeah and apple still makes desktop computers right assface?

>> No.11697450

>>11697217
Real pizza is eaten with knife and fork.
Folding pizza is for street food like the new york slice.
I won't even acknowledge that junk food that Americans refer to as pizza is pizza.

>> No.11697457

>>11697285
non-thin isn't pizza

>> No.11697460

>>11694640
Umm yeah? How else am I going to keep the hot sauce on there?

>> No.11697476

>>11697457
This.
For the longest time, before discovering what they actually meant, I was confused as hell by Americans arguing about which fast food pizza was the least disgusting judging entirely on thickness.
When I finally realized half of them are talking about Focaccia instead of Pizza, I was stunned by how astoundingly retarded as a culture you would have to be to discuss which one of two entirely different foods is "better".

Americans seriously engage in this """debate""" day after day after day, in an argument that, from the point of view of anyone actually aware of what a pizza is, looks something like:
"I like cake"
"Wtf man, crust-style cake is clearly better"
With the second man whipping out a fucking pie.

>> No.11697501

>>11697476
Focaccia doesn’t have tomatoes so your whole braindead nigger rant fell flat on its hook nosed face

>> No.11697513
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>>11697501
>Focaccia doesn’t have tomatoes
Wanna know how I know that you don't even know what Focaccia is, and you tried to go on google images to find out what it was?

>> No.11697525
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11697525

>>11697513
>Focaccia has tomatoes
Wanna know how I know you’re a braindead nigger?

>> No.11697532

>>11697525
Go back to your focaccia "pizza", my goblin friend.
No matter how much you scream about your "Superior 'go 'za" won't change the fact that you're screeching about something that's not even technically pizza.

>> No.11697538

he probably swallows his bites in like 4 chews and doesn't wait for it to cool down

>> No.11697540
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11697540

>>11694640
Wow, thanks OP! Now that is what I call eating like a man.

Only pussies who want all their toppings fold their zah.

>> No.11697542

>>11697532
Braindead nigger guinea tries to be Italian. How cute. Shoo shoo little roach

>> No.11697546
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>>11697542
I don't need to 'try' to be Italian, my 56%-afflicted buddy, I literally am.
Your lack of any knowledge of any kind of Italian food is all the proof needed to show you aren't qualified to speak about this though.
Do not reply to me anymore.

>> No.11697548

>>11697546
>>11697542
You both are gay.

>> No.11697550

>>11697525
nice file image, is that like a nintendo wii friend code?

>> No.11697553

>>11697538
I don't get this argument.
Folding your pizza is entirely a matter of convenience against spillage in thinner crusts, some wannabe-yuppie claiming it's because "Don't have time to sit down and eat while I'm on THE GRIIIIIND, maaan" doesn't change what the folding it actually for.

>> No.11697559

>>11697546
Braindead nigger guinea roach SHOO SHOO

>> No.11697560

>>11697550
He's a dumb phoneposter.
As if any more proof was needed that his opinion should be disregarded.

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11697565

>>11697560
>braindead guinea nigger gets his fee fees hurt over phones

>> No.11697575

Isnt it funny how braindead milanegros think focaccia, which predates tomatoes in Italy, has tomatoes? Makes you think

>> No.11697697

>>11697348
>hair in the pizza

>> No.11698364

>>11697270
'got

>> No.11698375

>>11697348
As an American, I need to shovel food into my mouth at all times to fight off crippling anxiety, but also maintain my busy lifestyle. If I have to stop moving/give up control of both of my hands to consume it, then it isn't worth eating. Time is money.

>> No.11699091

I eat it the way i want with a shitton of ketchup on top

fuck italians fuck you and fuck niggers

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>>11699091

>> No.11700300

>>11697217
>how how else will they cup all the disgusting grease they want to consume.
God I hate amerifats.

>> No.11701323
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>>11694640
The only acceptable way to eat a pizza is with fork and knife.

>> No.11701409

>>11694640
the correct way to eat pîzza

>> No.11701590

>>11694698
>it's his turn to hold the turkey

>> No.11702108

>>11697476
Focaccia is bread you brain dead nigger.

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>>11694640
>he eats his pizza with a spoon

>> No.11702499

>>11702117
>Shitty rubber crust topped with "cheese" that tastes like plastic
OR
>Inedible cheese casserole that'd make any human being nauseous after two bites

>> No.11702627

I need to stop going here, this is worse than public minecraft servers.

>> No.11703214
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11703214

>>11694741
living rent free in the heads of toasty coasties

>> No.11703234

>>11697217
You Italians are disgusting faggots trying to rewrite history as if pizza as we know it came from you

>> No.11703245
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11703245

>>11702117
>Chicago pizza is bad
I don't think so Tim

>> No.11703250

>>11702499
>>11702117
Either way you'd get mugged by niggers after eating

>> No.11703811
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>>11703234
I wasn't really trying to argue about who invented pizza though, I was just saying that with thinner pizzas folding it isn't a matter of preference as much as it is a necessity.
I was just utterly confused at people acting like folding your pizza was some kind of statement, when it's supposed to be a purely mechanical act done out of convenience.

>> No.11703837

>>11697446
They do

>> No.11704636

>>11695882

NYC still doesn't have elevators?

>> No.11704675

>>11697217
How fucking tiny are a European's hands that a pizza Slice is too large for you too hold without flopping downward?

>> No.11704815
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11704815

>>11702499
>>11703250

>> No.11704818

>>11703811
KYS

>> No.11704853

>>11697546
So why would you admit that you as an Italian master race dont know what focaccia is?

>> No.11704992

>>11696619
Italians use a knife and fork retard

>> No.11705114

Detroit > Chicago >>>>>> NY tortillas

>> No.11705156

>>11694698
>Thanksgiving scene in the movie
>heh poster bites his lip

>> No.11705673

>>11697476
Nobody is talking about your shitty paper thin pizza that tastes like complete crap with tomatoes so you can shove that Focaccia thing up your ass euro fag.

>> No.11705703

>>11703250
You clearly have never left your backwater inbred town of 500 before. NYC is far safer than the infested shit hole known as Chicago

>> No.11705707

>>11703245
>trusting a bunch of insects to know how to eat

>> No.11706317

>>11697239
It's not PAPER thin, but speaking as someone from NJ, only New York and Jersey make pizza thin like you guys do in Italy. Stuffed and puffy crust is really popular in the rest of the country; I'm not fond of it, but a lot of other burgers are.

>> No.11707812
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>>11704992
>calls people retard
>is the actual imbecile
The rule of the internet.
They just use a regular knife to cut it onto slices you dumb shit, because it doesn't get served pre-sliced, but after that they fold it.
Now do everyone a favor, get some Italian cement shoes and go diving.

>> No.11708373

>>11707812
that's definitely a kike, he probably got a refund because the crust wasn't crisp in the oven enough.

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11708409

>>11694640
Only if it's that kind that will fall apart if I don't.
Do you want to lose toppings?

>> No.11708650

I eat 3 slices 1 fold, 1 roll, and 1 flat

>> No.11708699

>>11707812
is that crust just pita bread?

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11709042

>>11694640
You're a faggot OP people some people actually like toppings and cheese unlike you who grabs it by the crust so your hot shit fast food joint garbage falls off and all your left with is the crust.
You can't fool me I know most of you pizza fags actually just eat hot shit from fast food places.
And FYI fruit goes on pizza

>> No.11709640

https://youtu.be/R9Wj_VdoomA

A pizza is to be enjoyed as one likes it because we are just eating one slice of a whole pie.

>> No.11709668
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11709668

But u get twice as much pizza

>> No.11709679

>>11704675
In NYC you can get a slice large enough to use as a blanket for $1

>> No.11709683

>>11695898
You retard, NYC is known for its steakhouses--they fucking invented them

>> No.11709686

>not understanding how curvature works
Not that you should even need to fold a pizza
Pizza should be hard enough to the point where you can pick it up without it deforming

>> No.11709779

>>11695670
Deep dish pizza? More like deep dick pizza

>> No.11709801

>>11697550
ITT: retards who don't know how to hold pizza using their thumb to prevent the slice from drooping

>> No.11709805
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11709805

>he doesn't have pizza on two slices of bread and put them together

>> No.11709809

>>11697217
You're not Italian just because your grandparents went to America from Italy. You have nothing to do with your ancestors at this point. You are 100% new world.

>> No.11709847

>>11709805
I had a genuine laugh there mate, thanks

>> No.11710030

>>11709809
But I'm not American, I'm Italian.
And I don't mean your retarded "I'm 1.7% Italian I swear", I was born in Italy, from two Italian parents, who both had Italian parents, and all people involved in this description have lived in Italy from birth until now (or death).

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11710102

>he makes origami out of his pizza

fair play to the lad

>> No.11710567

>>11695851
>New Dorkers still think their (((culturally enriched))) cesspool is better than the based, comfy Midwest
Come on, lad

>> No.11710612

>>11695131
Hey! You listen here buddy!

>> No.11710622

>>11697217
Pizza in Italy is eaten with a knife and fork usually because its a sloppy mess of toppings on bread.

The new York slice was meant to be a quick snack you eat on the go. The folding is just something people did because it's usually so thin. This thread is cancer.

>> No.11710633

>>11694726
If I can't fold it I fucking break it.

>> No.11710681

I'd bet folding pizza is positively correlated with BMI

>> No.11710683

>>11694755
Are you German?

>> No.11710759
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11710759

Wait you retards don't fold New York style pizza?

>> No.11711518

I can basically inhale the pizza slice in under 30 seconds whereas it take me a minute or two if I do it the normal way. It's just more efficient.

>> No.11711542

>>11694640
That's not etiquette, babe.

>> No.11712135

>>11710683
nope. is that a german thing?

>> No.11712217

>>11702117
That chicago "pizza" is a fucking casserole

>> No.11712224

>>11697450
>He thinks pizza is fancy food.

Life must suck where you live.

>> No.11712393

Folded pizza is a sandwich.

>> No.11714064

>>11694698
I'm gonna unfold it like the toilet

>> No.11714076

>>11694755
do you carry the fork and pizza in your purse you fucking gigantic faggot?

>> No.11714087

>>11697270
that's not a fucking pizza

>> No.11714101

>>11702117
Shitcago pizza is pretty good for a change of pace every now and then, the problem is that it's not pizza and takes like a year to cook

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11714115

Okay, how about something we can all agree on:

>that fucking piece of human shit that insists on eating his pizza backwards

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11714119

>everyone shitting on Chicago pizza
>taking potshots because of the one Home Run Inn frozen deep dish personal pizza they've ever actually tasted
>not recognizing the myriad of excellent and distinct pizza joints within the city