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Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:17:48 2019 No.11694032 [Reply] [Original]

What can I eat that will make me happy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:19:58 2019 No.11694046 Food

>>	Autonymous Tue Jan 1 17:21:02 2019 No.11694049 vagina

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:21:34 2019 No.11694053 >>11694032 Alot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:21:56 2019 No.11694055 ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:22:31 2019 No.11694056 a delicious blueberry muffin can cure what ails ya, sonny jim

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:22:37 2019 No.11694057 pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:23:00 2019 No.11694060 justmeat.co

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:24:44 2019 No.11694073 >>11694056 How do I even respond to something like this? What the fuck

Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:25:02 2019 No.11694075
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>>11694055
I fell for the BRAP meme and sniffed a girl's butthole about a month ago and it smelled so terrible I think I'm gay now.
Help.
I guess I didn't expect it to be so soul-crushingly abhorrent. In the days afterwards it was all I could think about when talking to her, and I ended up distancing myself as fast as possible and I'm pretty sure she knows why. I honestly haven't had any interest in her or any other women since it happened.
I feel like a meme killed my sex drive and I don't know what to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:26:37 2019 No.11694086 >>11694075 >I ended up distancing myself as fast as possible and I'm pretty sure she knows why. LMAO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:28:42 2019 No.11694101 >>11694075 If you think being gay will help you avoid coming into contact with feces during sex, then you're in for a world of fun mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:28:53 2019 No.11694102 File: 161 KB, 710x577, 1532274119319.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11694075 topkek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:29:46 2019 No.11694109 >>11694101 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:43:40 2019 No.11694180 >>11694075 >hate scat >guess I'll go gay If the irony is lost on you, then please make it permanent and spare the gene-pool from contamination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:55:27 2019 No.11694235 File: 7 KB, 203x152, E5839F4B-F6B6-4130-83C6-C75648F97814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11694046 Nothing is making the sadness go away

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 17:59:28 2019 No.11694258 >>11694075 what the fuck did you think it would smell like you retarded nigger

Autonymous Tue Jan 1 18:03:02 2019 No.11694276 [DELETED]

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rub one out into a cup and eat your cum. you'll feel so repulsively disgusted that your shame will override your depression and you won't feel sad any more.

there may be some vomiting involved tho.

>>	Autonymous Tue Jan 1 18:04:31 2019 No.11694285 >>11694075 >hates poo >become poo jabber zoomer logic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 18:06:32 2019 No.11694294 >>11694032 chocolate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 18:11:10 2019 No.11694315 >>11694276 hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 18:17:20 2019 No.11694348 >>11694032 a bullet

>>	Autonymous Tue Jan 1 19:42:25 2019 No.11694746 >>11694276 Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 19:45:01 2019 No.11694752 File: 562 KB, 133x128, 1541294614140.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/vt1Pwfnh5pc

Anonymous Tue Jan 1 19:57:11 2019 No.11694806

>>11694032
It's not the what, but the how. Try rewarding yourself at opportune moments. Buy some candy you really like, and throughout your day, if you experience something that gives you a temporary good feeling, eat one. It can be a cute looking dog doing funny stuff, a cute girl laughing really cutely, or even your coworkers feeling happy about something. Do this for a certain period of time, and you'll find that if you eat that food when you're not feeling too good, your mood will get slightly better through association. Basically, you want to Pavlov your way to good times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 20:48:57 2019 No.11695024 File: 2.68 MB, 3920x2208, DSC_0603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11694075 Hahahaha, you saved that thread thx anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 20:58:38 2019 No.11695066 >>11694032 Sushi

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 21:14:48 2019 No.11695133 >>11694032 Your mom's pussy. After me please

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 21:24:08 2019 No.11695182 For me, its a 10 piece Church's Chicken pack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 21:25:24 2019 No.11695187 I’m so horny

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 01:00:51 2019 No.11695967 File: 8 KB, 416x280, old-cannon-firing-cannonball-260nw-131452724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11694032 A cannonball fired at 1600 feet per second

quiche !!T2UdrWkLSWB Wed Jan 2 10:32:24 2019 No.11697125

>>11694032
stews nigga
grab some oxcheeks and onions and carrots, cut them into chunks and colour the fuck out of them in a cast iron pan on high heat
cover with a fuckton of dark beer or wine and some thyme and garlic, then leave it to simmer gently till it's tender
cook some rice or potatoes or w/ever and top one with the other, maybe chop some parsley or lovage on top

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 10:59:30 2019 No.11697206 File: 30 KB, 351x351, gPg17plB_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11694032 Candy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 11:31:19 2019 No.11697297 File: 1.26 MB, 1136x958, 8C10FA92-ED3D-447A-9377-6FDC44200C22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11694075 >falling for memes OH NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 11:32:27 2019 No.11697301 I had some tuna and barbecue sauce and crackers. sauce overpowered it. it was ok. tuna was kinda old.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 11:43:24 2019 No.11697323 >>11694101 Haha t. based haha poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 13:08:52 2019 No.11697589 >>11694075 my sex drive is extremely high but I'm also a 26 turbovirgin, ill try this out so I won't be so horny all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 13:24:49 2019 No.11697658 >>11694075 Lol dumbass

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