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No Plates Edition

>> No.11691891

I refuse.

>> No.11691900

Things like this make me want to beat people with a 5 foot pole.
This is like it's straight off of penn&teller bullshit

>> No.11692014

This is actually one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.

>> No.11692016

>>11691888
That'll be $150 + tip.

>> No.11692023

>>11691888
Do they have dish washers?

>> No.11692042

>>11691888
>doesn't even make use of the entire hand as a palette, just stacks shit on top of each other in one blob
I expected it to be awful and I'm still surprised.

>> No.11692270
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>>11691888
>that hand
>that ring

>> No.11692290
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>>11691888
REEEEE WHAT IS THIS STUPID SHIT

>> No.11692298
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>> No.11692302

>>11692298
h
o
w

>> No.11692308

>>11692298
ǝ ƃ ƃ

>> No.11692320
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>> No.11692328
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>> No.11692338

>>11692298
...wait....how?

>> No.11692350

>>11692328
Poor guys

>> No.11692363

>>11692320
he cute

>> No.11692420
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>>11692298
Sneaky. So Trumps wall was made of eggs, no way that Mexican is getting out of there.

>> No.11692421
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Never post this again

>> No.11692423

>>11692328
I'ma send this to my crush that loves cuttlefish, later virgins >:3

>> No.11692437

>>11692320
What Farcry NPC is this?

>> No.11692503
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>>11692320
>uses teeth
>had a machete the whole time

>> No.11692523

>>11691900
>>11692014
Silly experimentalunique food experiences are normal and expectedat the chef's table thisis notstandard service

>> No.11692539

>>11692328
ISIS videos getting a bit abstract

>> No.11692570

>>11692308
based australian poster

>> No.11692586

>>11692320
After all that work,the first thing he does is share.
What a sweetheart.

>> No.11692593

>>11691888
>have to stuff entire thing into your mouth in one bite
>'lmao i am so cultured'
>that'll be 54.74. Tip is included.
"Yeet" as the kids say.

>> No.11692909

>>11692539
fucking kek

>> No.11692931

>>11692503
>Wants to use a machete on husk.
I guess you don't need those hands, or legs anyways.

>> No.11692944

>>11691888
"""chef""" is shaky as hell

>> No.11693001

>>11691888
biggest michelin star bait I have seen
you just know pretentious faggots eat that shit up too

>> No.11693011

>>11692328
proof that cephalopods have souls

>> No.11693092

>>11691888
that food looks so incredibly shit and also why is it on a hand

>> No.11693099

>>11692298
That sandwich would be amazing during a NYE hangover

>> No.11693124

>>11693099
Yeah, so would the shits

>> No.11693290

>>11692320
He's the "chief" of that village and he works for the Polynesian Cultural Center. If you ever meet him he's got alot of charisma and loves his job (or just loves making money off all the tourism). Either way he's super cool.

>> No.11693342

>>11692298
>filename
Heh, good job anon

>> No.11693375

>>11692298
Based and redpilled

>> No.11693377
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>>11692328

That color change. Fuck man.

>> No.11693383

>>11692320
Based Polynesian

>> No.11693397

>>11692350
>>11693377
>>11693011

literally just instantaneous death hence the immediate colour change.

stop crying over fucking squid you babies

>> No.11693400

>>11692944
Probably uses large amounts of cocaine

>> No.11693474

Anonymous 01/01/19(Tue)14:31:14 No.11692298>>11692302 >>11692308 >>11692338 >>11692420 >>11693099 >>11693342 >>11693375
Surly king of the egg fort.webm (2.72 MB)
literally r eddit: the meme

>> No.11693509

>>11692298
Where do eggs come from?

>> No.11693530

>>11692023
its called your tongue

>> No.11693549
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>>11692298
EGG

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>>11692298
*a contender appears*

>> No.11694076

>>11693397
>its a nigger has no empathy towards other living creatures
why dont we do it you you fucking nigger?

>> No.11694563

>>11693474
Huh?

>> No.11694586

>>11693557
HOW DOES HE GET OUT TO USE THE BANNATHROOM????

>> No.11694635

>>11693001
>eat that shit up
i think that's the point, dummy

>> No.11694645

>>11694635
yeah whatever let me know when there's a restaurant that serves actual poop

>> No.11694665

>>11692298
I bet he smells like spices

>> No.11694666

>>11692320
Polynesians are so fucking cool

>> No.11695314

>>11694666
>There is not a bay, not a cove, in New Zealand which has not witnessed horrible dramas, and woe to the white man who falls into the New Zealanders’ hands.

Dr. Felix Maynard & Alexandre Dumas, The Whalers, Hutchinson, 1937.


>The dreadful Maori custom – or at least occasional habit – of exhuming and eating buried human bodies was also a Fijian custom.

Elsdon Best


>In this situation we were not above two cables’ length from the rocks, and here we remained in the strength of the tide, from a little after seven till near midnight. The sea broke in dreadful surf upon the rocks. Our danger was imminent and our escape critical in the highest degree; from the situation of these rocks, so well adapted to catch unwary strangers, I call them ‘The Traps.’

>There was not a man aboard Endeavour who, in the event of the ship’s breaking up, would not have preferred to drown rather than be left to the mercy of the Maoris. For as Endeavour slowly circled the North Island, those few words spoken by the Maori boys – ‘Do not put us ashore there; it is inhabited by our enemies who will kill and eat us’ – began to grow into a hideous reality. Yet even as fresh evidence came to light that these people were indeed cannibals, the ship’s company still refused to believe the truth their eyes told them.

>Tupia inquired if it was their practice to eat men, to which they answered in the affirmative; but said that they ate only their enemies who were slain in battle. We now began seriously to believe that this horrid custom prevailed amongst them, for what the boys had said we had considered as a mere hyperbolical expression of their fear. But some days later some of our people found in the skirts of the wood, near a hole, or oven, three human hip-bones, which they brought on board: a further proof that these people eat human flesh...

>> No.11695459

>>11692320
CHYAAAHU u

>> No.11695492
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>>11692539

>> No.11696849

>>11692944
it's probably just some 17yo asian waitress chick that got hired to do the job because she can get an extra 5% tip on the $500 bill

>> No.11696935

>>11692328
Ha! CUTtlefish

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