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11687542 No.11687542 [Reply] [Original]

What are some foods to stop my wife from being fat but also keep her ass big?

>> No.11687546

>>11687542
The gym

>> No.11687548

>>11687542
Cum protein shakes from a mandingo party

>> No.11687551

>>11687542
Does she have an enema before ass play?

>> No.11687553

estrogen pills

>> No.11687554

>>11687551
no

>> No.11687563

do you know what she looked like when she was thin?

>> No.11687568

>>11687542
You figure that out, my man, and you'll be rich.

>> No.11687598

>>11687563
yes, i'm not so retarded that I would marry a woman who is already fat

>> No.11687606

A term for this is callipygian.

>> No.11687628

>>11687542
squats and oats

>> No.11687632

>>11687598
All women get fat eventually, true big brains choose chubby women so that they know the fat distribution before they balloon. If you choose that beautiful thin woman and then 20 years down the line those nice tits and ass become overshadowed by her spare tire belly and her now lard ass you fucked up.

>> No.11687704
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>>11687542

>> No.11687705

>>11687632
Shut up fatty

>> No.11687744

>>11687632
Where do you live?