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trigger /ck/ with just one image

>> No.11686829

>>11686817
how does she get out of there without breaking all the pasta?

>> No.11686847 [DELETED] 
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Naughty girl

>> No.11686866

>>11686829
Kek

>> No.11686867
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>> No.11686876

>>11686867
*orgasms after taking a bite*

>> No.11686953

>>11686867
those eyes are hiding deep, inner turmoil and pain

>> No.11686958
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Nadeshiko didn't break the noodles.

>> No.11686965
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>> No.11686975

>>11686958
I want to try nissin instant curry noodles... Weird how all the asian supermarkets here do not have it, just the baka gaijin western nissin (chicken flavor) and nissin cup noodles from hongkong, because it probably costs next to nothing to import hongkong exclusive flavors compared to Japanese stuff.

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>> No.11686983

>>11686977
God, what euro shithole did that crowd crawl out of? I've rarely seen a more unattractive group of people.

>> No.11686986

>>11686977
They're at Red Robin, turning huge greasy shakes, burgers and fries into sexual lubricant.
>>11686983
My guess is California

>> No.11686987

>>11686977
>real life anime
>imagine the stench
Thx, I'll stick with the cartoons.

>> No.11686994
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>>11686817
Nothing riles up the autists on /ck/ more than popularity and success.

>> No.11686997

>>11686986
>euro shithole
>california
Are you really that stupid?

>> No.11687003

>>11686965
hey I would eat the fucc out of that

>> No.11687018

>>11686817
I hate this image so much, bought a rin onahole here in japan just so I can fuck it because of this.

>> No.11687022

>>11686994
babish is bad though

>> No.11687026

>>11686994
Umami

>> No.11687027

>>11686994
He looks like my senior year high school English teacher couple years back. Wonder if he is as much of an asshole as he was.

>> No.11687035

>>11686876
>>11686994
Heyyyy /ck/, Michael here.

>> No.11687036
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>>11686817
>I do this still

>> No.11687038

>>11686997
Are you retarded?

>> No.11687144
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>>11686997

>> No.11687176

>>11686817
/ck/ is comfortable with it's sexuality and has no problem enjoying the occasional comfy moe shit.

>> No.11687248
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never hit a woman

>> No.11687253

>>11687003
I bet, you fatfuc

>> No.11687258
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>>11686983
>>11686986
This is at AGDQ 2018 iirc. Speedtrannies aka Transitions Done Quick

>> No.11687260
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>> No.11687266
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>>11687258
It's such a strange coincidence that a discipline that requires extreme levels of autism also attracts so many transgendered people.
It's also strange that they don't eat a nicer place with all the millions they've scammed out of people.

>> No.11687268

>>11687038
>>11687144
>mfw I didn't even need an image to trigger eurotards

>> No.11687277
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>>11687266
Yeah /v/ is pretty fun to be on for the GDQs. I'm just a casual, but still got enjoyment out of the trannywars

>> No.11687285
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>>11687258
I'd only fuck four of those pictured

>> No.11687289
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>> No.11687293

>>11687266
Imagine if they breathed on you collectively.
The smell would be enough to strip paint.

>> No.11687308

>>11687285
>your dick becomes part of christory
correct decision

>> No.11687312
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>>11687277
It really is the only time I go there now, yeah.
>PMG complaining about someone making a buck
lel

>> No.11687315

someone post a pic of lettuce being cut with a knife

>> No.11687316

>>11687035
Hey /vsauce/, Babish here.

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>>11687277
>you're trans because you're autistic
fuckin WHOA

>> No.11687329

>>11687285
You missed the best ones you fucking c u c k

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Did i win?

>> No.11687338

>>11687289
GOOD SHIT MAN

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>> No.11687347

>>11687342
>$70

>> No.11687351

>>11687289
YES

POST SLEEPY TIME CHICKEN

>> No.11687353
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>>11687285
Gotta fuck CWC for the bragging rights.
Fucking Linetrap isn't even gay.

>>11687334
Jätte mumsig!

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>> No.11687360
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>> No.11687362

>>11687360
Is this prison food

>> No.11687370

>>11687312
I'd fuck any of the left hand group, I bet they're all cougars in the sack and cum hard as fuck

>> No.11687373
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>>11687362

> poorfags getting jealous cause they can't afford these kind of settis

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>> No.11687386

>>11687373
In which language does "settis" mean "trash"

>> No.11687388
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>>11687384

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>>11686977
That filename

>> No.11687409
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>>11687386

keep talking trash white boy

>> No.11687414
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>>11687409
How do you say "nauseating" in your language

>> No.11687445

>>11687409
>keep talking settis

>> No.11687453

>>11686867
That doesn't trigger me as much as it terrifies me. Those are the eyes of a serial killer, man.

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>> No.11687464
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Korean "pizza"

>> No.11687465

>>11687454
If he slices the garlic thin enough would it liquify in the pan?

>> No.11687472
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Sure are a lot of retards on /ck/ who don't know what "image" means.

>> No.11687479

>>11687472
Hahaha I get it. They all left the table because they can't cut the bread with chopsticks.

>> No.11687482

>>11686953
Those eyes are hiding deep desire to eat human flesh.

>> No.11687485
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>> No.11687487

>>11686983
>euro
>unattractive
Just because they're not morbidly obese, doesn't mean they're not American. Which they are, of course. I mean.. look at them.

>> No.11687494

>>11687460
fuck you

>> No.11687605

>>11686986
Faggots in California actually have some standards though. It's places like the Midwest where people have no shame about their appearances that freakshow gatherings like this happen

>> No.11687620

>>11687370
those are all men you literal homo

>> No.11687635
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>>11687414

I am going to increase the settings to 130%

>> No.11687636
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>>11687635

140%

>> No.11687640

>>11687620
Men don't have beautiful hair, breasts and lipstick you blind moron

>> No.11687643
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>>11687636

150%

>> No.11687645

>>11687342
This is art

>> No.11687647
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>>11687643

160%

>> No.11687648
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>>11687647

170%

>> No.11687650
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>>11687648

180% almost there

>> No.11687651

>>11687355
autist sr feeding autist jr

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>>11687650

190%

>> No.11687659
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>>11687655

200%

How can whites even compete?

>> No.11687660

>>11687650
I'm not scared faggot, you'll need to hit at least 300% intensity before I REEEEEE

>> No.11687661

>>11687659
no joke, would eat

>> No.11687665
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keep it going

>> No.11687670

>>11687648
looks like shaved kebab meat rolled in pretzel dough.

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>>11687665

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>>11687672
Oil monkeys have the best cuisine in the world

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>>11686977

holy fuck, that file name

>> No.11687696

>>11686817

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>>11687176

>> No.11687717

>>11686977
Fuckin lost it

>> No.11687726

>>11687289
i actually dry heave

>> No.11687788

>>11686975
you can just buy it off Amazon if you really want to try it.

>> No.11687791

>>11686994
based and babbishpilled
fuck 4channelers and fuck bigots!

>> No.11687815

>>11687285
And 3 of those 4 wouldn't fuck you. The remaining one would give you pink eye from lack of hygiene when they sit on your face.

>> No.11687824
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>>11687384

>> No.11687862

>>11687824
god bless bean man

>> No.11687874

>>11687176
>moe shit
cute af

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>>11686817
It's a small pot, it was the only way to do it. There's far worse in anime ...

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>>11687665
Truly a timeless classic.

>> No.11687921
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Best cooked steak
You mediumfags and rarefags can go and kill yourselves

>> No.11687977

>>11687635
Cheese and sausages will be burned before the fries are ready.

The fries will also mostly be soggy and disgusting. The dash of pepper or whatever you put on top of the fries will burn in the oven, put that stuff on after the fries are done.

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>>11687260
>no replies for Angie

>> No.11688018

>>11687453
I'm troubled more by the outlandish chewing.

>> No.11688050

>>11687986
I know GER KING starts with BUR, and yet I want to believe

>> No.11688056

>>11687355
Why is american cheese so yellow

>> No.11688057

>>11686817
i'm triggered by your shit taste in anime

>b-b-but it's comfy

>> No.11688062

>>11688057
I bet you like Goblinslayer

>> No.11688066

>>11687883
to be fair, the song was catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibu_aoDrgTk

>> No.11688098

>>11687464
I've noticed korean restaurants use scissors a lot. wtf is with that

>> No.11688104

>>11686867
a .webm is not an image.

>> No.11688107

>>11688057
>>11688062

You are both horrible people

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>>11687351
I gotchu mane

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>>11688130
Part two.

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>>11687268

>> No.11688335

>>11687342
The More You Know!

>> No.11688369

>>11687715
Fuck that animu made me cry when I was in like seventh grade

>> No.11688382
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>>11687464
people complain about american pizza but what asians do to pizza is far worss

>> No.11688388
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>>11686958
imagine the smell

>> No.11688433

>>11686817
For camp cooking with a tiny pot like that I can forgive it.

>> No.11688436

>>11686965
That's a fail if it collapses like that.

>> No.11688437

>>11688433
You just hold it in place till the bottom softens and then fold it in.

>> No.11688440

>>11686977
They're probably a lot more fun to hang out with than most of you trogs here on 4chan.

>> No.11688468

>>11687894
>How to incite a lynch mob in NYC

>> No.11688469

>>11687921
That's clearly a BBQ brisket, not a steak.

>> No.11688470

>>11687894
The dabbing... ok, I really don't care what the fuck you do with the oil pooled on top of your pizza, but the glove... seriously? That's full blown autism at that point.

>> No.11688474

>>11688056
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2013/11/07/243733126/how-17th-century-fraud-gave-rise-to-bright-orange-cheese

>> No.11688481
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>>11688440
No, they are really not. This is extremely evident from the way they run GDQ. Literally no fun allowed. That's the problem people have with them; it's not that they're trans but that they have completely ruined an event that used to be about having a good time.

>> No.11688760

>>11688369
That's ok, anon. 9th grade is going to be much easier.

>> No.11688769

>>11686977
OHNONO LOOK AT THE TOP OF XIR HEAD

>> No.11688776
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>> No.11688817

>>11688776
I'm not seeing anything particularly wrong here.

>> No.11688837

>>11687464
first this "thing" looks like a rock then it looks like fuckin rubber
wtf is that shit

>> No.11688842

>>11686977
A /ck/ meetup?

>> No.11688884

>>11688817
Faggot

>> No.11688890

>>11686977
Holy shit, I would be the "attractive" one in that group. It doesn't get much more tragic than that.

>> No.11688892

>>11688884
Retard.

>> No.11688897

never mind triggered, after looking through this thread I just wanna fucking vomit

>> No.11688915
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>>11687464
anyone made this joke yet? first thing i thought of seeing this 'pizza'

>> No.11688926

>>11688470
Not autism, but pretentiousness. He's acting like a high class faggot for garbage street food.

>> No.11688934

>>11687894
you know, now that i think about it, i'm surprised they didn't kick his pretentious ass out

>> No.11688957

>>11688146
I needed these. Thank you

>> No.11688980
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>>11688104
Say goodbye to your soul.

>> No.11688991

>>11687176
Every anime fan needs his go to manime, moe shit, seinen, cyberpunk, sci-if, and shonen

>> No.11689012

>>11687036
why tho?

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>>11688915
I died.

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>>11686817

>> No.11689110

>>11687824
I wonder if this man is still alive. If so does he know he's one of the oldest and best memes on earth. Reproduced in countless graffiti murals, tattoos, paintings, and other art mediums throughout the known world

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>> No.11689186

>>11689115
Y don wypipo seezin dey foo
???

>> No.11689238
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>never watch videos about games on Youtube
>discuss GDQ in this thread
>get GDQ videos recommended on Youtube

Nice to know you're looking out for me, Google.
It's like having an older sibling of some sort.

>> No.11689324

>>11688817
Have you been to the doctor lately, anon? Because I'm pretty sure you might be a faggot based on this post

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>>11689324
Assuming it's actually Crown Royal in the glass there's really nothing to be triggered by.
Shite whiskey diluted with ice. Who cares?

>> No.11689340

>>11687465
Nah, that's a myth. Garlic still has plant fibers that hold everything together.

>> No.11689348

>>11689330
It's not even going to be diluted much, that's what the point of a huge ice ball is to begin with, that the minimized surface area to volume ratio prevents excessive melting.

>>11689324
I suggest you pull your head out of your ass and explain what you think is wrong with it instead of memeing.

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>>11686817

>> No.11689353

>>11689340
Slicing that thin against the grain would make grinding it easier, not really saving much time, though with the super slow method.

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>>11686817

>> No.11689422

>>11689391
Emmy's a goddamn national treasure you fucking somethingorother

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>>11689348
>I suggest you pull your head out of your ass and explain what you think is wrong with it instead of memeing

You just did it for me my triggered compañero

>> No.11689488

>>11689422
Which nation?

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>>11689422
I agree, but she triggers the roasties.

>> No.11689572

>>11686817

>> No.11689577

>>11689564
but thats fucking roastie does she say shit that pisses them off?

>> No.11689592

>>11687258
Does pink hair have a dick or a bear trap down there?

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>>11687346
Would you like a side of beans with that?

>> No.11689685
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>>11689351

>> No.11689706

>>11689478
Ah, you're just a troll, gotcha.

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>>11689592
How dare you? Can't you see she's 100 percent woman?

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>>11688776
>>11689706
Just doing what OP asked us to do. Sorry you were the one that got /triggered/ fella. Happy new year

>> No.11690039

>>11690013
>Stating that there's nothing wrong with what's pictured
>Retards reply with complete trolling responses
>hurr yurr triggerred durr
I swear /ck/ has the dumbest fucking trolls on 4chins.

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>>11690039
Happy new year. I mean it

>> No.11690091

>>11689110
>one of the oldest
nigger what

>> No.11690097

>>11687788
but the characters in his chinese cartoons don't order from amazon so he can't either

>> No.11690254

>>11686817
RIIIINNN-CHAAAAANNNN

>> No.11690370

>>11687659
Suomalaiset ovat valkoisia.

>> No.11690397

>>11689715
Being trans is no excuse to dress like a 65 y.o. librarian. Drink some soy or something, Jesus.

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>>11686977

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>>11686977
HEGH, CIS SCUM

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>>11687464
That first thing did absolutely nothing.

>> No.11690749

>>11690715
that bald thing on the left has nice legs, but i don't have that webm anymore.

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>>11690749
wait, yes i do.

>> No.11690772

>>11690763
Imagine the smell of the KY and shit running down those pale silky legs after a sweaty passionate New Years romp.

>> No.11690781
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>> No.11690784

>>11687266
WHAT IS GOING ON
how do we save ourselves from this

>> No.11690788

>>11690772

Kek. This. First time i had buttsex i assumed they would clean out but no...apparently alot of degenerates are totally cool with shitsmell when fucking. Total boner killer.

>> No.11690790

>>11690784
>WHAT IS GOING ON
it's easier for a girl to get laid than a guy so dumg ugly guys think that if they turn into gorls then they'll get laid more.

zoomer logic

>> No.11690821

>>11690790
Complete bullshit.

>> No.11690833

>>11690821
then why do you wear a dress, anon?

>> No.11690836

>>11690833
kek and check

>> No.11690841

>>11686977
>the high school outcast cafeteria table

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>>11686977
>filename

Holy fuck I'm dying.

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>>11689670
i'll take one

>> No.11691156

>>11686965
T H I C C

>> No.11691190

>>11686977
>filename
My sides

>> No.11691192

>>11690912
>>11691190
Please explain to a non American

>> No.11691194

>>11690763
Is that a GDQ?

>> No.11691201

>>11687346
>filename not glockamole

>> No.11691212

>>11691192
I'm not an American either and even I get it. Pay attention.

>> No.11691237

>>11688470
its obviously satire you autistic mongoloid

>> No.11691255

>>11691201
pleas go back to rebbit
k thx bye!

>> No.11691282

>>11691212
OBSSESSED

>> No.11691624

>>11686867
It always looks like his skull is trying to escape out of his face.

>> No.11691638

>>11687647
is this imp tail?
I thought we hunted all the imps to extinction back in the 1600's

>> No.11691643

>>11687388
chili without beans is just sloppy joe sans bun

>> No.11691651

>>11690747
it's just for show, but it's pretty bad and just looks sad. I mean, the entire dish is just for show, and also just ends up looking dreary.

>> No.11691654

>>11688382
who complains about american pizza besides 70 year old Sicilians

>> No.11692595

>>11691192
Fuck off 3rd world monkey

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>>11689577
No, she's just a successful woman who can get laid and exists.

>> No.11692650

>>11689115
>gain cornstarch
wtf? they don't make corn starch. wtf is she eating?

>> No.11692759

>>11687464
I always expect baby spiders to start swarming out of this thing when the scissors go in

>> No.11692768

>>11687894
>F A G A T

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This is probably the one

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>>11687289

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>>11687373
is that fucking tomato puree

>> No.11694207

>>11693797
wa la

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>>11687355

>Have you seen Chef?

>> No.11695163

>>11686994
Cool tats, bro. Are you . . . a cook?