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File: 2.58 MB, 640x360, This kills Pedro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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CCTV Edition

>> No.11685786
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Cooking stir-fried gizzards with pickled chillis.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11685789
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, JAPAN Street Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11685791
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, JAPAN Street Food 5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11685809
File: 2.86 MB, 720x720, Cooking fish soup over hot stones.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11685818
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, YLYL.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11685825
File: 369 KB, 360x360, eee6d151d73dfdb3b6935b6e4a6504ac0df49b2d19a314e071b064b8baae817d.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11685837

is everyone there so ugly they have to wear masks?

>> No.11685838

>are these real stones
i wasn't aware there was market for fake ones

>> No.11685846
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, JAPAN Street Food 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Got me.

>> No.11685853
File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, JAPAN Street Food 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Milf Time...

>> No.11685857
File: 2.86 MB, 720x720, Cooking hot-numbing chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11685863
File: 2.86 MB, 720x720, Pan-fried steaks with Oyster mushrooms.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11685867
File: 2.86 MB, 720x720, Braised ribs with potatoes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11685937
File: 15 KB, 480x360, min wage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

A lil break

>> No.11685953 [DELETED] 

how does she get out of there without breaking all the dango?

>> No.11685968
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, JAPAN Street Food 4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11685992
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, feelsbad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11685996

>dairy whip in a bread roll

>> No.11686008

>>dairy whip in a bread roll

>> No.11686022
File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Cultural exchange.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>dairy whip on, only half the bread roll
That's why he had that WTF look on his face.


>> No.11686027
File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, 1545730747349.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11686036
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Braised ground beef with pancake chunks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11686040

braised beef poster

>> No.11686045

oh, i see it now. cheers (and checked)

>> No.11686061
File: 2.78 MB, 720x480, Horse Milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

That girl taking the selfie,
Or that Pigeon, I was hoping to shit on him or his food.

>> No.11686083

What the fuck are these prices?

>> No.11686099
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Green tea flavor fried mushrooms.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Trying to spend $100 on street food, that's the tally so far.
I think...

>> No.11686115

Oh okay, I was about to say..

>> No.11686132
File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, Tourtière- A French-Canadian Meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11686176
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Why.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11686243
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Dilute the alcohol with water to produce vodka.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Don't know if i would try this, but seemed interesting.

>> No.11686269
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, 3-ingredient Creme Brulee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11686295

Girl in glasses is wife material.

>> No.11686300

if done industrially would this be considered high or low quality vodka? analytical grade ethanol + water vs fermented potato juice

>> No.11686303

How does he get in?

>> No.11686306
File: 1.91 MB, 640x358, Made with Soy Milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

So from what I'm seeing this thread is where we post annoying faggot white boys making dumb faces?

>> No.11686310

Where's the filename?

>> No.11686313

Guys I'm blind pls help

>> No.11686328

thats from methanol

>> No.11686386

what? ¥1000 isnt $90. its like $10

>> No.11686398

Pretty transphobic desu

>> No.11686403
File: 2.61 MB, 720x404, Can You Waffle It.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11686407
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, How To Cook A Cheap Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Both are Aussie tourists.(not a Shill)

>> No.11686422
File: 107 KB, 331x260, 1540946965710.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>that webm

>> No.11686424

where does he get all the eggs?

>> No.11686425

not bad

>> No.11686426

they both looks like they have the downz

>> No.11686429
File: 2.87 MB, 404x720, @38,Refund.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You must be NEW.

>> No.11686433

Made some waffles out of protein powder the other day, came out nice but I have the nastiest fucking flavor of powder. I really fucked up.

>> No.11686438
File: 2.93 MB, 720x404, Powerleveling.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Make some banana and peanut butter protein powder pancakes. Tastes great and get those gains.

>> No.11686440

>we fry 2 minutes from each party
>puts oil in pan
>takes cooked steak out of the onion mash
fucking what

>> No.11686443
File: 334 KB, 817x1300, Chaliapin_Steak_Don_recipe_manga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>some retard tried to make a food wars steak
dont, its bad, trust me. i dont care if the onion juice tenderizes it, it will also fuck its flavour

>> No.11686445

>put gold on food

>> No.11686457
File: 2.86 MB, 720x404, Most expensivest cocktail.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Because I'm not poor.

>> No.11686466

A fool and his money are soon parted.

>> No.11686468

needs audio


>> No.11686504

If it were up your fucking ass, you'd know

>> No.11686510
File: 2.91 MB, 640x340, Wagyu Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.

>> No.11686522

that meat is barely cooked wtf

>> No.11686533

>steak sandwich with vegemite

mine's much cheaper and has fried onion

>> No.11686536

I just watched this and that sandwich looks delicious

>> No.11686541
File: 2.92 MB, 512x288, Wageslaves.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It's a plain fucking egg on plain fucking white bread. It is the most basic bitch meal you could ever make.

>> No.11686546

Michael Phelps cheat day challenge

>> No.11686559
File: 794 KB, 320x286, 5US[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11686562
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Russian Salad Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Was thinking that, but don't know much about alcohol.

>> No.11686583

imagine going to mcdonald's and slapping a bit of fuckin' gold leaf on the ice cream

white people are fucking retarded

>> No.11686589

cutaway gags are not funny

>> No.11686604
File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Almond Harvesting.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11686634

That really activates the almonds!

>> No.11686691

your face isn't funny

>> No.11686693


>> No.11686702

did you read the filename or watch the video??

>> No.11686726

Never know about the chinese plastic rocks though.

>> No.11686865
File: 441 KB, 640x360, Meanwhile In Antarctica -94ºF (-70ºC).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11686872

t. man whom orders steak well done

>> No.11687159
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Steamed luffa with mushrooms.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11687202
File: 2.89 MB, 720x720, Clay-pot rice with dried sausage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11687208
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Crayfish in a dry pan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11687230
File: 2.81 MB, 720x720, Dongpo pork knuckle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11687235

Gizzards are really cheap where I am. I feed them to my lizard, I might stir fry them haha

>> No.11687239
File: 2.91 MB, 1280x720, white castle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11687261

What's with Asian women cooks and those horrid ceramic knives?

>> No.11687267
File: 2.89 MB, 720x720, Clay-pot rice with dried sausage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11687269
File: 2.81 MB, 720x720, Dongpo pork knuckle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11687281

>all these Chinese state TV square videos

I wish North Korea would start posting square video memes and cooking demos.

>> No.11687284

Because nothing says "I'm better than everyone else" like having sparkles in your feces.

>> No.11687295

I hate that shit.
It's not gorgeous like the A Bite of China series. Which was also from CCTV I believe.

>> No.11687301
File: 2.53 MB, 640x360, A Bite of China Season 3 Promo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

UM, yes.

>> No.11687488

My russian gf and I have the tradition of making this on NYE. I was very sceptical the first time but this tastes fantastic.

>> No.11687535

I can't stand this webm
Not because it's reposted 600 times a day, but because of that fat fuck who can stop stuffing his face just inside the frame

>> No.11687550

Ill kill you

>> No.11687581

this is as cringey as that deadmau wannabe with a giant unused tampon on his head making some vegan shit.

>> No.11687587

I've made it twice. It's actually delicious, though it came out looking nothing like the show's.

>> No.11687709

They are all fucked up, 1000 yen is like 9 US dollars.

>> No.11687710
File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, Fancy French Couisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11687714
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, Fancy French Couisine 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11687716
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, Fancy French Couisine 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11687739

Sorry can't read, because obviously I AM FUCKING BLIND IDIOT

>> No.11687748
File: 133 KB, 304x370, glittershit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>get to do anal
>still find glitters on your dick days later
so annoying

>> No.11687812

>¥1000 = $90.99
>¥500 = $51.00
>¥200 = $62.94
>¥1000 = $64.75

Is this a joke show?

>> No.11687836

The poor mans creme bulee lol

>> No.11687899

Unless the US economy completely tanked overnight, those conversions are 10x too high.
¥1000 = $9.099 and so on

>> No.11688537

Hehe, gizzards for lizards.

>> No.11688562
File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11688566
File: 2.90 MB, 300x300, eggs2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11688586

Wait a sec. Is the woman at 0:48 actually wearing grills?

>> No.11688589

So fucking dry you have to slather it with ketchup...

>> No.11688595

>one of the ingredient is a finished product
God that's so fucking American, alongside those "cake recipe" that calls for a bag of cake mix.

>> No.11688724

are you all legally retarded? the prices are adding up and there are a few things off screen that are being added up too so that is why the price is so high, it does not mean that 1000 yen = 90 dollars, it means that the count so far is 90 dlls

>> No.11688792
File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, Vegan Fish and chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You rang?

>> No.11688798

>Are you retarded? There are things outside of the clip that you couldn't have known about that factor into that price? GOD. How could you not know about things you were never shown?!?

>> No.11689014

Do these people ever get their comeuppance? Eventually they get too confident and fuck with the wrong person. Maybe get a screwdriver jammed into their ear and their tongue cut out.

>> No.11689136
File: 1.13 MB, 640x360, Grand Deluxe Umami.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11689302

Is this dude worth watching? Is he based like my man Mark Weins?

>> No.11689312
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Spareribs and potatoes cooked with fermented black beans.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Sonny is funny, very funny.
Based...? But very funny.

>> No.11689334

i fucking hate the chinese

>> No.11689354
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Xem đầu bếp Nhật Bản làm thịt con bạch tuộc sống khổng lồ chuyên nghiệp và đẳng cấp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11689382 [DELETED] 

oi this nogs niggin

>> No.11689396

Is that not sticking wok with metal stirring thing?

>> No.11689411
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Wet Market.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11689416

>rival cartel member beheads and dismembers captured enemy

>> No.11689513
File: 2.49 MB, 640x360, (Yellowtail) P. seriolae..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11689521 [DELETED] 

And just think. That multimillion dollar machine is being operated by some toothless trump voting hick, strung out on meth and aerosol cans. What a time to be alive

>> No.11689622

nips are not human. they literally can eat anything raw from the sea awhile its still alive no less

>> No.11689723

I'd give anything to be that lettuce

>> No.11689829

when you're in the mood, check out /gif/rekt/ for lots of gruesome videos of people getting their comeuppance just as you described (and worse).
not for the faint hearted, though.

>> No.11690019 [DELETED] 

fuck niggers

>> No.11690313
File: 2.93 MB, 720x720, Braised pork knuckle with chestnuts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690319
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Pot-stewed duck legs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690321

filename fuck up faggot

>> No.11690340
File: 2.60 MB, 720x720, Sliced boiled Qingyuan chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690385
File: 2.94 MB, 720x720, Chestnuts steamed meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690401
File: 2.93 MB, 720x720, Beijing-style BBQ beef stir fry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690435
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Stewed chicken with Sichuan pepper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690455
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Braised duck with taros.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690484
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Sichuan boiled fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690515
File: 2.90 MB, 720x720, Braised lamb with rice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690571
File: 2.99 MB, 265x265, 1518125570062.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11690696
File: 2.94 MB, 720x720, Shredded chicken with kimchi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690735
File: 2.93 MB, 720x720, Spicy pork-stuffed mushrooms.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690792
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Braised dried scallops with winter melon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690838
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Mixed vegetable casserole with chili sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690879
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Chicken gizzards with Sichuan peppers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11690948

That looks absolutely fucking terrible

>> No.11690975
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Mouth-numbing spicy crayfish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11691033

so much jap shit

>> No.11691050


>> No.11691053
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Salt Beef Sandwich London.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11691065


>> No.11691068

I don't know about now since I dropped the manga but the author used to go around asking for assistance with these recipes from actual chefs. Most likely what's different is the quality of ingredients and the presentation.

>> No.11691099
File: 2.92 MB, 720x720, Chicken with Radix Asparagi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11691107

>mfw I get my time travelling business and I show off this bad boy to agricultural communities in 684

>> No.11691121
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, hot and sour sole fish soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11691144
File: 2.87 MB, 720x720, Batter-fried yellow croaker fillets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11691163
File: 2.84 MB, 720x720, Braised bundled pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11691583
File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, Indian Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

While I guess any kind of OC is appreciated, these are all pretty damn boring.

>> No.11691629


Is this legal?

>> No.11691645

why did they need to cut the skin off for this

>> No.11691647

I swear to god that watching this movie as a teen made me into a pothead AND a cooking nerd.

>> No.11691696

is yours made by an asian?
thought not.

>> No.11691775
File: 2.86 MB, 1026x712, Ball and Ass Scratch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11691809
File: 372 KB, 480x602, 1540685315157.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I'm genuinely surprised at the sheer difference between the effort put into making his meal look edible and the effort put into making his kitchen look usable.

>> No.11691824

Someone post the jewess at the avocado restaurant.

>> No.11691889

They'll think you're going to bring the apocalypse and kill you

>> No.11692044 [DELETED] 
File: 708 KB, 640x640, hmm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

fucking apes, how glad am I that we don't have nigs in my normal European country

>> No.11692990

That's a Pumelo not a grapefruit. They have much thicker skin so you can easily cut it off as in the webm. Wouldn't work with grapefruits.

>> No.11693059

Woks are carbon steel. You season and use longyau to obtain a non stick surface

>> No.11693531
File: 2.86 MB, 480x360, Chicken plucker.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Girl in glasses is wife material.
Nope, this one is.>>11685937

>> No.11693547
File: 106 KB, 680x431, you know where.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>this kills Pedro
>is massively more expensive to purchase and maintain than Pedro

>> No.11693562
File: 267 KB, 458x640, 1546221617603.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Here's one that isn't cutaway.

>> No.11693633
File: 2.25 MB, 720x480, My life is A potato.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

But it doesn't run on canned meat!

>> No.11693792
File: 2.52 MB, 640x360, How to Pressure Can Pork!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Pork But
30 min in pressure cooker.

>> No.11693801
File: 2.87 MB, 250x250, Award-Winning Cuban Sandwich By El Cochinito.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>pork butt


>> No.11694318
File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, $600 RAINBOW LOBSTER1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11694326
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, $600 RAINBOW LOBSTER2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>> No.11694333
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, $600 RAINBOW LOBSTER3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11694347
File: 2.44 MB, 540x302, DEEP FRIED RAVIOLI.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]



>> No.11694365

The worst part about this is someone paid $600 for a lobster that tastes worse than a regular sized one.

>> No.11694367

my kitchen lights are pretty bright i squint a lot

>> No.11694376
File: 2.73 MB, 538x300, Gun Bae_no audio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11694377

It's a gray area.

>> No.11694401
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Stone Roasted Sweet Potatoes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11694413
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Salt Bae Dance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11694424
File: 2.26 MB, 1280x720, Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I want to fuck GIRL BAE

>> No.11694442

I want to awkwardly hug the man who did this.

>> No.11694451
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Pagpag Restaurant.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11694455
File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, 7 Layer Steak Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11694461
File: 183 KB, 310x379, 1538663852782.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>big heat

>> No.11694475
File: 2.73 MB, 540x302, Competition Brisket.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11694489
File: 2.70 MB, 360x360, Hasssleback Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]



>> No.11694509
File: 2.96 MB, 328x590, WELCOME TO SPEEDYMART.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11694526
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, When Your Fav Food Makes You Dance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11694528

no, they're not activated until later

>> No.11694577

that nigga on the right didn't even taste that shit

>> No.11694583

t. man whom orders steak raw.

>> No.11694674

Fuck i want a japenese wife so bad.

>> No.11694764
File: 387 KB, 600x464, 1539461997249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Imagine putting your dick through those blades

>> No.11694794
File: 7 KB, 297x297, marios_a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Man, Clean your fuckink kitchen for fucks sake

>> No.11694892

> ah, I see, it's like Japanese frog leg-
> frog starts moving

Sometimes Japan takes it a bit too far for my taste sometimes

>> No.11695003

Fucking cunts, how can anyone kill something as beautiful as this creature

>> No.11695067

>cultural appropriating dances
Is this a Fortnite commercial.

>> No.11695138
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Retard Son, Stay In Shop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11695152

They do it so they don't get each other sick

>> No.11695159

It's counting down from $100 to $90.99
I assume the premise of that show is he starts with $100 and make a day of eating/w.e. with $100

>> No.11695162

For the novelty

>> No.11695175

Yet people still laugh

>> No.11695185


>> No.11695193

>chinamin helping and being nice to each other

>> No.11695312
File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, Jollibee Valentine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Nope, THIS is.

>> No.11695356
File: 1.12 MB, 720x404, M7cuO88.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

that looks good af

>> No.11695368

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.11695382
File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, Pajeets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Late, must of had a great New Year.

>> No.11695417

excellent post

>> No.11695441

havent seen that in a while. It always read as a song to me even before this video for some reason.

>> No.11695456

they usually use a knife

>> No.11695473

ok lol. that makes way more sense. thanks

>> No.11695481
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Thai Seafood Experience.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11695486
File: 2.14 MB, 640x360, Most Expensive Steak in New York.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11695610

I ask this every time this is post but no one ever knows.
What's the guy in the foreground eating?

>> No.11695631

What's with beanboys and gaping their mouths?

>> No.11695659

iirc, they wanted to use Burger King or something, but got denied because they didn't want to be associated with pot heads.
Probably not the best idea

>> No.11695661
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, KFC CHICKEN AND CHIPS.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Step aside ...

>> No.11695679

Burger king SUCKS. This would have made the movie a lot less memorable for me.

>> No.11695705

not will it skillet.
seriously what a dumb fucking channel or whatever, but it panders to stupid people who don't know what skillets will cook.

>> No.11695713
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 120 oz. Steak for Challenge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11695763
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Woman Destroys Two 72 Oz Steaks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11695846

I could do with a nice serving of dick carpaccio.

>> No.11695883
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, JAPAN Street Food $100 CHALLENGE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11695899

Strong, loud physical expression without any thought to the recipient is a trait picked up from niggers which has slowly infected the US populace, hence why Americans are louder and more expressive with their emotions but in a crass way.

>> No.11695927
File: 19 KB, 399x388, vomiting pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11695954


>> No.11695955


Do not do this at home, seriously that's fucking retarded. Ethanol and ethyl are very different.

>> No.11696019
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, LA Cheesesteak Restaurant Better Than Philly.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11696044
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, THE BEST CHEESE STEAK.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11696125

actually tho both of those kids can dance

>> No.11696218

damn, this has to be the cruelest commercial

>> No.11696268

Thanks newfriend

>> No.11696290


why doesnt the guy at the start just put it right on the conveyor?

>> No.11696344

I trusted your filename and I was betrayed

>> No.11696366

There are little spikes on the belt that hold the filet in place. They avoid cutting open their plastic gloves and fingers when handling + 1000 fish a day.

>> No.11696393

Oddly specific...

>> No.11696425

>tfw you'll never be a simple but hardworking potato farmer on Malta

>> No.11696538

damn that looks atrocious. even a kebab seems more appetizing, and thats saying a lot. im guessing price per calories served is the only redeeming grace here.

>> No.11696554

I don't enjoy my food unless it's looking me in the eyes as I eat it.

>> No.11696563
File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, virgineggmaker.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11696566
File: 2.86 MB, 420x260, lobster brutality.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11696714

I used to watch this on DVD and get ASMR before I knew what that was.

>> No.11696974

>paki business sense

>> No.11697403

>looks horribly dry in presentation
>"whatever, I'll just take what I can from this video and make a better one myself"
>drops ground meat straight into the pan

>> No.11697511

King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard

>> No.11697530

>not yelling JASON every three seconds in random directions
how unrealistic

>> No.11697953

White Castle is worse you stupid pothead

>> No.11698012

And here I thought they were not killing right away it to preserve the shell... Fucking asians

>> No.11698084

That video is basically the future of the world.

>> No.11698485

ethanol = ethyl alcohol

>> No.11698511

would eat
would commit murder

>> No.11698523

you don't get to decide what is funny

>> No.11698564
File: 2.90 MB, 300x300, Tofu Turkey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I don't mind vegan food or even vegans themselves, but I dunno about this

>> No.11698742

Ah.. Of course. You.

>> No.11699251

That creature is actually so beautiful that i would not eat it on general principal - unless I was about to starve to death. Kind of feel bad for it, its clearly trying to escape but its struggling with its weight on land.

>> No.11699306

>eating meat is animal abuse
>let's make our food look like a cooked animal carcass anyway XD
sometimes I don't understand vegans

>> No.11699309

>meanwhile all of your meat is slaughtered behind closed doors by illegal immigrants who get iced before getting paid

>> No.11699361


>> No.11699451


Shingio Kerm: Yes i was sitting at the busustopu win big insect pick up brothah! He hava bigu knife and chop him up and feed him to friends i wasa very scaredu!

>> No.11699919

that has to be the cuckiest thing i've seen in the entirety of 4channel

>> No.11700046
File: 1.98 MB, 534x212, Consider the Source.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11700064

Wow, McDonald's is really stepping up their game! I had no idea they advocated for domestic violence.
They should air this one in the US.

>> No.11700072
File: 2.70 MB, 1276x616, Coffee And A Newspaper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11700086

My favorite restaurant scene.


>> No.11700095
File: 610 KB, 392x718, Insult The Cook.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>My favorite restaurant scene.

>> No.11700101
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, How to Butcher a Whole Chicken..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11700228
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, MILK Making Process.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11700305
File: 2.88 MB, 1280x720, Stop Buying Air Fryers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

DIY air fryer..., homemade rack allows air to also pass under food food in a Oven.

Just like an air fryer.

>> No.11700310
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Community Butcher Shop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11700326

what a fucking cunt. She thinks a guy's gonna do all that shit because he's just a friend?
If she really thought so, she's a retard.
If she knew the truth, she's a straight cunt for toying with people.

The dude's still a cuck though.

>> No.11700381
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, fast butcher level 80 جزار.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11700416

if you own a convection oven, you own an air fryer

>> No.11700429

it's about eating meat while still feeling morally superior

>> No.11700435
File: 2.12 MB, 640x360, Taco Truck Robbery.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11700439

damn nogs
they never learn

>> No.11700444
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 整整一只大猪头,一顿饭全吃没了.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11700455
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Butcher Takes Apart a Whole Pig.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

But if the food is on a flat surface, air can"t move under it. So this (oven in a oven ) hack works, right?

>> No.11700478

anon, oven come with racks and pans

>> No.11700483
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The resturaunt in this commercial "jollibee" recently opened a resturant nearby-which is either the first or second in canada. I drive by there almost everyday and these gooks are lined up into the parking lot at all hours. Look up the menu yourself and you will see their dogshit food is not something a human being would spend time to get. And seeing this is just insane, gooks are not human.

>> No.11700502
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 小媳妇在家做了一条烤鱼,那香味飘出村外了.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

So cook your food on the racks instead of in a pan, or use this hack?

Line up to get into the place ( I mean in the parking lot) get in take, your order get a puck that lights up when it's ready. just stand in the corner till it lights up. Lots of fun, but I was the BOSS at work when I showed up with 6 buckets.

>> No.11700504

it's not a hack anon, it's called using your convection oven

>> No.11700508
File: 1.46 MB, 540x302, Outta Here.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

OK, you win.
But I won't forget this.

>> No.11700511
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Tones of Buried Contraband Frozen Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Nigerians Struggle to Dig Up Tones of Buried Contraband Frozen Chicken to Eat

>> No.11700571
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>arabic ad
Its like they're trying to promote the wife beating stereotype

>> No.11700583
File: 2.89 MB, 712x716, Convection Oven, Nope.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Wa La Wa L Wa La...!

>> No.11700633
File: 2.58 MB, 720x480, Silk Almond Pub Crazy Milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11700649

Leather pants aren't what I'd have chosen to wear when barbecuing a pig's head

>> No.11700659
File: 92 KB, 304x405, Dear God Why.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I don't get it, is this supposed to make me want to eat there?

>> No.11700660

Is the fishu okay?

>> No.11700729

Holy shit, new content. Happy new year, whoever you are.

>> No.11700735

How he escape from eggs?

>> No.11701232

You don't understand - nobody ever escapes the eggs

>> No.11701265

>the fate every real life frog poster deserves

>> No.11701364
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, potato digger machine in Malta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Meanwhile, in Malta.

>> No.11701365

looks disgusting and tough

>> No.11702371
File: 1.51 MB, 1176x1666, dumb frogposter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11702380

Is this from the same place that has the guy with potato blood in his veins?

>> No.11702481

>Uses some weird doughy balls
I'm confused.

>> No.11702890

Show me killed animals all day but this shit is the worst, did you see his teary eyes when he bought the herbs?

>> No.11702947

what the fuck is this??

>> No.11702984

they good boy. they dindu nuffin

>> No.11703003

Looks like a bored cop imitating salt bae instead of watching those monitors. I bet he tried that bullet catching thing a dozen times before this take

>> No.11703053

What is with asians and torturing the food? That's fucked.

>> No.11703358

it's called either oriental salad, or bulgarian salad or boeuf salad. it is absolutely delicious IF you use pickled cucumbers, some chili flakes and beef.
t.eastern europoor

>> No.11703381

>pickled cucumbers

Gherkins, lrn2english

>> No.11703546

how can he slap?

>> No.11703578

In the first one they clearly show the total of $100 go down when they show the price of the ice cream.

>> No.11703604


$1=100 Yen.

>> No.11703633

these butchering webms are makign me nervous man i've butchered a leg of lamb and freaked out about cutting my fucking veins out but these guys at hyperspeed cutting towards themselves are not good

>> No.11703681

if you even used an ounce of the power your brain provides you to think instead of eat, sleep, shit. You could of figured it out from the webms, what the prices meant.

>> No.11704080
File: 2.51 MB, 640x640, This has gone too far..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.11704114
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>> No.11704120
File: 2.96 MB, 1162x720, Family Fun.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.11704254
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Anthony Bourdain tries Jollibee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Last One.

>> No.11704385


Looks delicious.

>> No.11704389


I laughed.

>> No.11704414
File: 325 KB, 400x889, egg king.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

more egg than man

>> No.11704417

what in the actual fuck?

i mean.. i'd eat that, but srsly wtf

>> No.11704426


>An actual fucking rose petal

Fuck off.

>> No.11704432
File: 44 KB, 400x204, 1545630575051.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

what in the flying fuck is this shit?
wheres the gravy?

just add some beer or wine, stock and a bit of flour and you got yourself a winner.

>> No.11704456


These are actually useful and super cool, thanks anon.

>> No.11704523


How about just eating the damn steaks?

>> No.11704536


If I lived in a fantasy world, I'd love to eat dishes made out of the most majestic creature.

>> No.11704537
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>> No.11704544
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>> No.11704596

>Jap furry
DESU, s/he makes it work. Kudos.

>> No.11704659
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Open a Wine bottle without a corkscrew..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Or use a lighter.

>> No.11704716

what the fuck do you think, genius?

>> No.11704784


>> No.11705224

>pork shoulder
>call it a butt
Why, pray tell?

>> No.11705255

>ur not a cow
No, but as a Northern European I have an evolutionary adaptation specially for drinking cow's milk.

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