First meal in 4 years

[Anonymous No.11684404]

>Be me
>Muhreen Fag
>last 4 years been living that /frugal life
>MRE and Chowhall shit. Saving money not eating out or buying food
>mfw no tastebuds left
>mfw I can chow on buffalo shit and can't taste a single thing

Please help me /ck/ I'm dying inside.

I got my DD214 and I leave base tomorrow what should my first meal be to rejuvenate my taste buds?

[Anonymous No.11684415]

>>11684404
Retard

[Anonymous No.11684429]

>>11684404
chili mac

[Anonymous No.11684433]

Btw im a gay marine

[Anonymous No.11684435]

>>11684404

[Anonymous No.11684437]

>>11684429
I'm more of an Elbow mac kinda guy

[Anonymous No.11684442]

>>11684415
/thread

[Anonymous No.11684450]

fuck the usa
fuck the troops
fuck veterans

[Anonymous No.11684452]

>>11684404
AF here, you're a faggot. I love my smoothie machines at the Dfac

[Anonymous No.11684456]

>>11684404
An All-American Cheeseburger from a reputable restaurant.

[Anonymous No.11684463]

>>11684450
believe me, I've come to resent my involvement and I completely regret my decision to join.

[Anonymous No.11684466]

>>11684463
Like all pussy faggot traitors

[Anonymous No.11684473]

>>11684452
Nothing I enjoyed more than hanging around Luke AF base in AZ and beating the fuck out of airmen

[Anonymous No.11684489]

>>11684466
any food recommendations though?

[Anonymous No.11684503]

Eat burgers

[Anonymous No.11684506]

>>11684489
One table spoon of lemon juice
One tea spoon of salt
One table spoon of hot sauce
One teaspoon of sugar

Reactivate your taste buds with the essence of flavor

[Anonymous No.11684508]

>>11684404
Are we supposed to feel sorry for you because you suckled on the taxpayer teat for four years?
Eat a bullet.

[Anonymous No.11684515]

>>11684508
Not asking you to feel sorry but to help me with eatting

[Anonymous No.11684522]

Treat yourself senpai. Not sure where you live now that you're out but hit up a steakhouse or a seafood place and go to town

[Anonymous No.11684527]

>>11684489
Buffet or Chinese Food. Just sit down and slowly enjoy the flavors. Not a fan? Try cooking yourself some sweet potato casserole, barbeque pulled pork, avacado slices, pesto and fresh baguette.

Still not a fan?
Buy some ground beef, white Cheddar cheese, fresh lettuce, onion, mushroom caramelize the mushroom and onion, season beef appropriately with your favorite flavors, and put it on a nice gourmet roll. Lettuse on the bottom with the cheese, onions mushrooms on top..

[Anonymous No.11684529]

>>11684404
Try some matzoh soup and gefilte fish.

[Anonymous No.11684531]

>>11684473
I've never seen a muhreen even look me in the eye before. Nice try. :)

[Anonymous No.11684539]

>>11684522
I'm currently in Oceanside but I'm driving up Orange County to visit family

[Anonymous No.11684871]

>>11684506
so stupid it might work...

fund it! get those lemons!

[Anonymous No.11684938]

Go to a Vietnamese or Thai place. A good one, too - one of the ones that's tucked out of the way and that nobody's ever heard of, where the waiter and chef yell at each other in incomprehensible moonspeak. Have a big drink of water to clean the gunk off your palette, then go inside and order tom kai kha or whatever they call it (basically a spicy coconut and chicken soup). Appetizer is optional; just try and have your palette ready when the soup comes. Slowly taste the soup.

If you've done everything correctly, you shall be rewarded with flavor nirvana. The flavor is so varied and complex (and real damn tasty) that your tongue will be instantly healed. Or it'll be overloaded and die, but it's a better last meal than barracks food. Good luck, OP.

[Anonymous No.11684998]

>>11684938
>one of the ones that's tucked out of the way and that nobody's ever heard of, where the waiter and chef yell at each other in incomprehensible moonspeak
Reminds me of my fav Vietnamese place, except it's run by 2 generations of the same family that opened it 25 years ago. Never had a bad meal there.

[Anonymous No.11685021]

>>11684404
just ask your drill Sargent or whoever is brainwashing you lately

[Anonymous No.11685022]

>>11684433
huh?

[Anonymous No.11685039]

>>11684404
get a pizza or burger at a sit down restaurant. thanks for your service OP

[Anonymous No.11685063]

>>11684404
buy a pizza
take mayo, mix in crushed garlic
dip the pizza in the garlic mayo
you'll taste it

[Anonymous No.11685231]

>>11685063
Fuck off mayo slag

[Anonymous No.11685239]

I can't wait for all the Vietnam vets to die so we can finally stop pretending to care about veterans.

[Anonymous No.11685255]

>>11685239
We'll still have the Gulf war, Afghan war, Iraqi war and Syrian war vets to suffer through.

[Anonymous No.11685264]

>>11685255
Those ones were't drafted. Very different situation.

[Anonymous No.11685293]

>>11684463
thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.11685309]

>>11684938
Based homoposter

[Anonymous No.11685320]

>>11684515
Oh, I'm sorry.
I guess I got confused because you spent more of your post talking about your "service" than you did about cooking.

I've saved more lives than you, but if I start a thread asking for recipes I don't drone on about how tough and stressful my job is. Why the fuck would I?

[Anonymous No.11685323]

>>11684404
Should have join the air Force for five star meals then crayon munching faggot

[Anonymous No.11685324]

lol, what the fuck is going on in this thread? Why does /ck/ hate veterans so much? I've never seen this many inexplicably combative responses to a non-bait /ck/ thread before. Did you all lose kids to drone strikes or something?
>>11684404
Not sure I understand, OP. Why would years of not getting to eat flavorful foods make it harder to taste flavor after you resume eating them? Wouldn't that just make flavors even more intense, like falling off the wagon and getting back into a recreational drug after having quit long enough for your tolerance to go away? Anyway, I would probably try sushi if I wanted to some loud but still enjoyable flavors between the fish taste (especially if you go with something like mackerel), the soy sauce for saltiness, and the wasabi for that pseudo-spicy burning sensation.

[Anonymous No.11685346]

>>11684404
latkes

[Anonymous No.11685348]

>>11685320
>you spent more of your post talking about your "service" than you did about cooking
>I've saved more lives than you
It sounds like you're projecting your own weird desire to have people acknowledge how special and important you are onto OP. His post just said he's been eating bland garbage for years because of the military and now he's looking for flavorful foods to try getting back into normal eating. He didn't say anything about saving lives.

[Anonymous No.11685349]

>>11684404
steak
garlic butter mashed potatoes
dr pepper
green beans
ice cream and apple pie for desert

[Anonymous No.11685365]

>all these losers ITT getting upset at a marine

[Anonymous No.11685393]

>>11685365
Hey man at least I haven't killed any kids

[Anonymous No.11685408]

>>11685393
>I haven't killed any kids
Vegans pls leave now.

[Anonymous No.11685429]

>>11685365
>Being this butthurt over a crayola muncher

[Anonymous No.11685448]

>>11685323
Our meals aren't 5 star but compared to the other branches lol

[Anonymous No.11685500]

>>11684404
your tastebuds don't work like that you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.11685505]

>>11684450
BASED

[Anonymous No.11685576]

>>11684466
Bet you keep telling your parents and friends that "one day" you'll finally enlist.

[Anonymous No.11685585]

>>11684450
>Mom come look! I posted it again!

[Anonymous No.11685593]

>>11685576
Why would anybody want to join the U.S. military when they won't even send you to get shot at with another decent dude by your side, but some faggot or bitch instead?

Today's military is nothing more than another faggot liberal arts college campus, but in uniform.....and gayer.

[Anonymous No.11685621]

>>11685576
I'm already enlisted retard

>>11685593
You think money grows on trees? Better to join the military than be 40k in debt from college. 4 years and you go to school for free.

[Anonymous No.11685712]

>>11685621
>Better to join the military than be 40k in debt from college. 4 years and you go to school for free.
You can't go to school for free if you get unlucky and die before that 4 years is up.

[Anonymous No.11685715]

>>11685621
>I'll join your military...but only for money, and I don't want to fight, o.k.?

This right here is about 85% of the military...except now you have faggots, trannies, and bitches in your combat units too, along with all the losers just there for a paycheck and a meal. It's pathetic.

Why would anyone want to be a part of that cancer when the force is supposed to actually defend the nation?

[Anonymous No.11685721]

a bacon cheeseburger desu. lotta flavots, pretty filling, tastes like home.

[Anonymous No.11685723]

>>11684404
was in usmc 4 years. even the most responsible penny pinching jew marine STILL went out into town once in awhile and got "real food". stfu faggot. probably a pog ass bitch anyways

[Anonymous No.11685764]

>>11685723
>The entire USMC behaves exactly like a few of my personal acquaintances

[Anonymous No.11686102]

>>11684450
>he says behind his computer

[Anonymous No.11686109]

>>11686102
>Computer
>2018+11months and 30 days
Fuck off Boomer.

[Anonymous No.11686131]

>>11686102
Exactly. Because everyone thinks you're retards, but if you didn't willingly do this shit some of the rest of us might be forced to, so we pretend to honor you for your, cough, service. Just to keep the stream of retards coming.

[Anonymous No.11686152]

>>11685712
Literally impossible if you're not in a combat job lmao

>>11685715
Because that isn't actually 85% of our force, or else we wouldn't be able to do anything. Also, it's a job, what do you expect us to do? Defend the country for free at tip top shape? Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.11686238]

>>11684404
I wouldn't go for just one thing to activate tastebuds. I've cooked for family who served and they had the same issue, so I'll go with what I did for them.

First you have to get your salivary pumps shifted into high gear. I did this with making really strong, sharp reduction sauces that used berry vinegar rather than wine. You'll be pumping spit like a pro in no time. Put that on something that has little flavor on its own but will soak up flavor from sauces, like chicken breast. Run the gauntlet of the strongest flavors like sweetness, saltiness, sourness and acidity and put them on things like pasta, potato and stuff like that. Run these foods all over every part of your tongue while you chew. Train those tastebuds to do their job. When you feel ready, try other stuff with a myriad of different flavors. If you can't taste each individual sensation, you must train some more.

[Anonymous No.11686392]

>>11684450
>>11684463
There's literally nothing wrong with joining to help pay for school or something but if you unironically join for pic related you're a stupid and also possibly evil motherfucker

[Anonymous No.11686401]

>>11685365
>muh reens

[Anonymous No.11686909]

>>11685264
This. People who signed up voluntarily for a hazardous job that has great training and benefits for life don't deserve any special praise or "thanks for your service" bullshit. They get plenty from our tax dollars as it is, and are usually assholes or retards (see OP).

[Anonymous No.11686934]

>>11686152
The U.S. military hasn't won fuck all since WWII where the g'damn Russians did most of the work in the ETO. They couldn't even defend themselves from faggots and feminists, and there's millions of illegal aliens colonizing the nation, so they're LESS than worthless as a "defense" force.

[Anonymous No.11687040]

>>11686102
that's where the wars are cooked up now, son

[Anonymous No.11687056]

I never knew /ck/ would get so triggered over someone in the military

[Anonymous No.11687070]

>>11686392
B-but muh Commander-in-Chief Bone Spur said we was kangs 'n shite!

[Anonymous No.11687071]

>>11686152
>Defend the country
lol

[Anonymous No.11687090]

>>11686909
>OMG OMG, I signed a contract to get shot at, blown up, stabbed, maimed, deafened, and/or potentially murdered and/or somehow disabled
>AND THEN IT REALLY HAPPENED
>gib money pl0x

[Anonymous No.11687103]

>>11687090

Is that why you live with your parents?

[Anonymous No.11687116]

>>11687056
>it's just one person guys
try to keep up

[Anonymous No.11687119]

>>11687103
missed your mark, WAY off

[Anonymous No.11687143]

>>11687119

My bad, I couldn't tell with how badly you were trying to sound like a retarded child.

[Anonymous No.11687194]

Become a model.

[Anonymous No.11687205]

>>11687143
Is that why you wanted him to join the armed forces?

[Anonymous No.11688182]

>>11685712
being a cop or a firefighter or a logger is unironically more dangerous than being in the military lmao

[Anonymous No.11688217]

This thread is strange to me. Aren't poltards supposed to encourage a bigger military and more spending on it?

[Anonymous No.11688228]

>>11688217
You're on /ck/, buddy. People here are capable of feeding themselves, so they have more libertarian leanings than the basement dwellers.

[Anonymous No.11688234]

>>11685320
This much gatekeeping

[Anonymous No.11688235]

>>11688217
>everything outside of reddit and facebook is /pol/

[Anonymous No.11688236]

>>11688217
no, /pol/ is anti-interventionism and would rather have a military of a few hundred thousand BTFOing mexicans trying to cross the southern border than millions engaging in interventionist wars on behalf of Israel halfway around the world.

[Anonymous No.11688266]

>>11688182
It is but meanwhile I think I have PTSD from being a cop in a large city and these military fags have claimed that for their own. I should go see someone about it but I'm staving it off with a healthy liquor regimen at the present.

[Anonymous No.11688461]

Jodie will take you out to 5 Guys.

[Anonymous No.11688499]

>>11684404
Every year I go about 3-4 months on a contractual deployment where I'm generally living somewhere arid, the water generally tastes like the smell of gasoline, I have to shit with the natives and I don't see a green vegetable for the light of day. I think I know your pain anon.

[Anonymous No.11688662]

>>11687205
Not that anon, but I joined to the military to shoot shitskins, and the army couldn't even do THAT right.

The military was once a defense force for the nation, but than the communists subverted our government, and now our military is nothing more than an expensive SJW police force designed to protect politicians and their donors.

[Anonymous No.11688682]

>>11688662
>but I joined to the military
Didn’t take advantage of the educational or English language programs I see, Hernandez.

[Anonymous No.11688684]

>>11688182
Sure, if you're some fucking leg support faggot instead of airborne Infantry or SOF. I'd like to see you try to coordinate a raid of over 150 assaulters with supporting fires, CAS and IDF in the dark WHILE UNDER FIRE without getting anybody killed that shouldn't be getting killed. It's not as easy as cutting a log, writing a ticket, carrying some hose, or writing a shitpost, pumpkin.

[Anonymous No.11688688]

>>11688662
>the communists subverted our government
go back to the Qanon threads

[Anonymous No.11688702]

>>11688688
>The DNC and their college useful idiots haven't been spewing communist dogma for 40 years now
Yea, fuck off child.

[Anonymous No.11688722]

>>11688702
Oh yeah the super powerful DNC who bend over backwards for the republicans at the drop of a hat.

[Anonymous No.11688766]

>>11684404
I suggest a nice chili. Or biscuits and gravy with two sunny side up eggs. Or if you can swing it, an arbys roast beef and cheddar with extra horsey sauce. Or if you can, a nice steak with lots of horseradish sauce.

[Anonymous No.11688786]

>>11688722
Just because they're limp-wristed pussies doesn't mean they're any less of a communist.

[Anonymous No.11688814]

>>11684404
Serious answer: go to a place that serves a really good cheeseburger and milkshake.
Get a Double-Cheeseburger with everything on it and a Strawberry Shake. Fries or onion rings optional.
Eat slowly. Savor each bite. Sip the shake and let it sit in your mouth for a few extra seconds.
Use all your senses to process the experience.
And thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.11689580]

>>11686392
OP is a good goy, thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.11689590]

>>11685022
just know I would kick your fucking teeth in if I found out where you faggot "huh" posters lived.

[Anonymous No.11689611]

>>11688684
show me a copy of your ERB

[Anonymous No.11689615]

>>11685320
Jej, I feel like you're the type who let's their tard child wear those stupid fucking hats that show your only worth.

[Anonymous No.11689621]

>>11689611
Don't you mean my DD 214, pumpkin?

[Anonymous No.11689732]

>>11684404
burger king foot lettuce

[Anonymous No.11690234]

>>11684404
Where u stationed? That would help.
Semper Fudge

[Anonymous No.11690248]

I haven't eaten in 12 years and I'm not even hungry. Get on my level, bitch.

[Anonymous No.11690267]

>>11684404
Why don't you blow a homeless guy and swallow his nut?.

[Anonymous No.11690286]

>>11684506
Make it grapefruit juice to activate bitter as well. Also throw in a stock cube.