/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11682000]

If I can cook better than you then you’re not wife material. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.11682006]

>>11682000
That's only true because you can't cook for shit

[Anonymous No.11682007]

idk lol just live your life don't seek validation from an online imageboard or do whatever works

[Anonymous No.11682008]

Cooking is for dudes, baking is for girls. Dudes should know how to master the flame and the knife, girls should know how to master the oven and cakes.

[Anonymous No.11682017]

>>11682000
You basically just said that you're a garbage cook, you idiot.

[Anonymous No.11682021]

>>11682000
I'm a chef

[Anonymous No.11682022]

That's a retarded metric, because men cook better than women. Most world class chefs are men, most personal chefs are men.

[Anonymous No.11682032]

>>11682008
Don't they do this by default? Packages even have instructions these days.

[Anonymous No.11682039]

>>11682008
Why can’t I (and expect to) come home to a perfectly done pork chop done in garlic and thyme butter basting and real mashed potatoes? Hell she can even get the side of corn from a can. She’s home all day, why is this so difficult when I can do it in 20-30 minutes? (Aside from boiling the potatoes of course. Gee so hard)

[Anonymous No.11682043]

>>11682039
this sounds like something you should talk to your girl about

chill out man if you can do it in 30 minutes why don't you just do it, you'd have to do it anyway if you were single

[Anonymous No.11682044]

>>11682021
Send bobs and vagene and certified gf application

[Anonymous No.11682048]

>>11682043
But why should I do it? Like I said she’s home all day. Exactly what use does she serve other than being a set of holes?

[Anonymous No.11682054]

>>11682048
>why should I
Probably because you feel that way and she presumably doesn't know it

you're literally acting like a married woman just stuffing your feelings deep down inside and hoping they get better without confronting them

[Anonymous No.11682063]

>>11682048
She's not going to change without a reason to, man.

[Anonymous No.11682082]

>>11682039
Do you think thyme works better than rosemary on porkchops? I have to rethink my life.

[Anonymous No.11682090]

>>11682048
tell her to get a job

[Anonymous No.11682093]

>>11682048
>boo fucking hoo
>I'm going to air out my issues with strangers rather than talking to my partner about it
Can you be a bigger faggot? I actually can't tell.

[Anonymous No.11682108]

>>11682000
why does this image turn me on? what the fuck is wrong with me

[Anonymous No.11682157]

>>11682048
It's your fucking relationship. Your problems. You deal with it. We're fast food aficionados, not relationship counselors.

[Anonymous No.11682171]

>tfw when your gf claims to "love" food
>mostly eats garbage and gets fat
>makes you this for dinner

[Anonymous No.11682197]

>>11682000
I cook with an efficiently violent fluidity. I understand flavours the same way writers understand syntax. If I took this kind of stance, I'd never allow my penis to leave my pants, and aside from cooking, sex is really the only joy in my pathetic existence.

[Anonymous No.11682208]

>>11682000
How can you be "wrong" about that? You set your own criteria for your own wife. If that criteria leads to you ending up with a shitty wife or dying alone, that's your own problem.

[Anonymous No.11682235]

If you regularly browse a cooking board you should be a better cook than some rando, anything else is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11682243]

>>11682171
why are you eating your wife's cooking at a computer...?

[Anonymous No.11682244]

>>11682243
After I hit her she locked herself in the bathroom and refused to talk anymore, so I took it in here.

[Anonymous No.11682248]

>>11682171
Do you deserve better?

[Anonymous No.11682250]

>>11682244
ok well that's absolutely based

[Anonymous No.11682252]

>>11682048
>being a passive agressive spineless soyboy
Here's your (You)

[Anonymous No.11682267]

>>11682000
If you can't cook better than a woman you are a shitty man.

[Anonymous No.11682269]

>>11682250
think I'm going to pull one of these in a minute

[Anonymous No.11682273]

>>11682269
dude come on, easy now, those doritoes didn't open themselves up

[Anonymous No.11682279]

>>11682000
It’s so true.
But I just wanted to get my dick wet.
Now I have a dumb cunt of a wife whom I hate and two kids that forever tie me to the dumb cunt.
I wish the doctors had some weird emergency and cut my dick off at birth.
Women are such a fucking disease.

[Anonymous No.11682302]

>>11682279
Hi Jason

[Anonymous No.11682304]

>>11682273

[Anonymous No.11682327]

>>11682171
Is that pepper or cigarette ashes...?
shaking my damn head

[Anonymous No.11682336]

>>11682327
she also made me this