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Sitting in your cubicle all day. Finally lunch time. *Lets get wild.
Eating this
(looking at you brexiters)

>> No.11674375
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>> No.11674383

Did you know tarantulas make great pets?

>> No.11674392

>>11674383
i dont trust you

>> No.11674394

>>11674370
There has never been a more uninspired and boring culture.

>> No.11674437
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>>11674370
Looks smashing old chap, I'd tuck in, nothing beats a cucumber sarnie

>> No.11674442

>>11674370
Blimey, a tad strong for my taste

>> No.11674459

>>11674370
too spicy for my tastes t b h

>> No.11674607

>>11674370
Just a wee bit for me hoigh tay, guv'nor.

>> No.11674836

>>11674370
Oi bruv, where's the meat? This sarnie too green for my liking u get me

>> No.11675030

>>11674370
Just liek me Nanna used to make it. A proper cucumber sarnie.

>> No.11675058

Oi, where's the slimy tangy yeast extract, mate

>> No.11675193

>>11674370
doesn't look very filling.

>> No.11675224
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it's really British in here

>> No.11675590
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>>11675224
>Get raped by Romans, Vikings, Normans, and Saxons over the course of century
>Proceed to create the largest empire in human history, and rape all the foreign women
>Get called inbred on the internet by people who have never left Alabama

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>leaving the corners on your cuke sarnies
Do you want to get injured?

>> No.11675602

>>11675590
Britain is literally an inbred hellhole with added muslims though. Also, Brits are notoriously fat and unhealthy.

>> No.11675621
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>>11675602
And yet american girls will suck the dick of anything with an English/Scottish accent...

You want inbreeding, go to Ireland.

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>>11674370
You know basically nobody eats those, right?
You'll literally only get them as part of those overpriced high tea finger sandwich things they do at pretentious hotels.

>> No.11675643

>>11674370
I'd throw those dumb things into the sea where they belong.

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>> No.11675669

>>11674370
oi! you got a license for those sandwiches?!

>> No.11675690

>>11675621
Ireland and Scottland are both ok but Brits are definitely inbred.

>> No.11675700
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>>11675690
Scots are brits you mong.

>> No.11675704

>>11674370
list of people who will be gassed
the english
brits
anyone from england
jews
aluminium speakers
jews
people who use pounds for monies
anyone with a queen
jews
fish and chip eaters

>> No.11675707

Needs a bit of salmon pate and mustard. :/

>> No.11675727

>>11675700
Not really though.
They have some culture and are a good laugh, unlike Brits.

>> No.11675758

>>11675727
Scotland is literally part of Great Britain.
No wonder eveybody thinks americans are idiots.

>> No.11675770

>>11675758
But they are different to most brits. They have personality and are less inbred.

>> No.11675790

>>11675727
Say English you fag

>> No.11675862

>>11675770
Scots are literally the jews of Great Britain.

>> No.11675874

>>11675862
jews are alcoholic, lazy, smelly underdogs?

>> No.11675894
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>>11674370
Cubicles aren't really a thing in the UK, desu.
Every office I've every worked in here has been semi-open plan.
We also get a minimum of 5 weeks holiday per year, and are guaranteed healthcare.
Food in the UK has also gotten noticibly better in the last 25 years. The whole "Brits have hit food" thing is a pretty outdated stereotype.
Brexit might fuck that up though, since we import the majority of our food...

>> No.11675998

>>11675894
>Brexit might fuck that up though, since we import the majority of our food...
That's what I'd be most worried about. The same thing is happening here in the US with foreign food imports rising 30-40% in price because of some misguided attempt to resurrect the anti-trade Hoover policies.

>> No.11676790

>>11675643
>Wanting monsters to destroy your ship.
Dumb faggot.

>> No.11676814

>>11675770
>hurr durr scots aren’t brits because i said so
the rest of the world think that we’re retarded burger eaters because of people like you.

>> No.11676839

>>11674383
They really do make great pets if people are not expecting much hands-on cuddly stuff. They are very low maintenance and it is interesting to feed them.

>> No.11676898

>>11674383
I had a pink toe tranny. Her story shall live on through here.

>get pink toe tranny for, like, 6-7th birthday
>carry him everywhere
>bring him into kitchen at night to feed him fresh crickets my dad brought home
>dad wants to hold him
>"okay but be gentle"
>place him on dad's hand
>he brings it up to his face
>pink toe tranny is fine
>suddenly she yawns or stretches
>when she does this her fangs "come out" which is fine, not aggressive
>dad screams and throws my tranny at the wall
>my mom screams and falls backwards into the wall
>this hit the light switch
>pitch black
>everyone screaming
>mom turns back on lights
>"WHERE IS IT!?! WHERE IS IT?!?"
>see my little tranny on her back next to wall
>panic
>scoop him off the floor and cradle him
>he is still alive
>thank god
>put him back in cage
>he doesn't eat
>doesn't molt anymore
>is slow and lethargic
>a month later
>i find him ded in cage
>"he is just molting, he is just molting, no no no."
>dad comes in
>says sorry
>bury him in yard
>get two millipedes next month for birthday

>> No.11676907

>>11674370
They're pretty good, don't get the hate.

>> No.11676910

>>11676898
>Dirty fucking millipedes
You got jewed by your dad, tarantulas are cool and clean

>> No.11676931

>>11676814
The only reason you're calling the Scots Brits at this point is because you're embarrassed that no one likes the majority of you inbred sheep fuckers. Only a small percentage of you are attractive and talented, the rest of you are literal inbred neets living in 100 year old housing blocs that look like trash.

>> No.11676989

>>11676910
Oh shit... you know. Those millipedes were always covered in mites and shitdirt. Stunk too.

>> No.11676998

>>11674370
I'm curious about how that tastes.